What's /pol/s thoughts on online dating such as tinder?
Has anyone here had any success? All I got was a date with some fat chick and I paid $15 for some pizza then she won't reply anymore.
Also the bots, so many bots wanting my credit card and the large amount of fat asses trying to talk to me.
What's /pol/s thought on internet dating?
Reaching my 2-year anniversary with a redpilled qt I met on Tinder.
Don't bother if you're ugly though, it'll only hurt your self esteem.
Good way to meet girls if you are already competent at dating already
>>78307584
>Tinder
>date
You're doing it wrong.
>>78307584
>using tinder for legit dating
No. Just no.
Meeting a legit girl on that is like looking for a needle in a haystack. It happens, but it's rare as fuck
>>78309243
>Fucking strangers
found the degenerate
talking with a vietnamese red-pilled 18 year old hottie with a thick ass who is falling for me as I am for her. God bless america
>>78307584
The perfect app for a biscum like me.
>match 18 yo twink
>"hey, ur cute"
>go to his home
>fuck hard
>an other day
>doing "serious" date with a girl
>fuck
>repeat
>>78307584
>paid $15 for some pizza
Tinder is for fucking, not for dating.
>>78307584
Went on over 30 tinder dates. Three winners. None evolved into a relationship. Third failure was painful.
Then I met my girlfriend at a pro-gun event and she is ten times better than all of them put together and have been going steady for nearly 6 months.
tldr just use irl and find events where you will meet people with similar values.
>>78309586
>Not having casual sex
Found the virgin.
>>78309500
I got on an app called Plenty of Fish for dating and the only girl who will talk to me is some 9/10 with two kids from 2 different guys.
Am I cucking myself into a trap /pol/?
Gf of 2 years I met from tinder
I'm happy
>>78307584
Excellent source of 6/10 - 7/10 cumdumpsters. Everything else just seems to be out of my league.
>>78309908
Casual secks is like drinking drainol. Cleans you out, but after a while you're just hollow inside.
>>78309908
Wrong on that front mate. You can have sex with a girl before marriage but you better actually care about her and her well-being
>>78307584
Live with my mom and sisters. Told her we were going to fuck friday. Never had a hook up in my life nor have i kissed a girl ever. Idk wtf to do. Guys help i want to get laid plz. Idk how to get my family out the house, idk when to make the move or how long its going to be. I fucking sucks.
Tinder is for dates and buying girls dinner. If you're handsome you'll get laid. All girls I've met from there were either sluts or crazy if not
Not even ugly
Can never close the deal on that shit. Got to kiss one fat chick but she wouldn't give me a suckjob.
Normies need to leave. Now.
>>78307584
I only match with bots.
Used a friend's pics instead. Got over 100 sexy qt3.14s within an hour.
>>78310294
faggot
>>78310075
Yes.
>>78310294
>sinky chest feeling
I would assault you if you used that phrase in front of me.
>>78309879
>pro-gun event
>UK
JUST
>>78310294
Girls don't want to fuck if its not right. You don't want to fuck if the girl doesn't want to.
You could buy your mom and sister tickets to a stage show or some event to free up the house.
>>78307584
Back when it first came out it was the shit. So easy to get pussy. Then when it got big and really mainstream it of course went to hell. I don't even bother with it nowadays. Nothing but bots and flakes
>>78310294
SO fucking beta jesus fucking christ we need to help this virgin get laid /pol/
Never say that queer phrase again.
Also do you have a car? Fuck her in your car
>>78310527
WELL IT FUCKING WORKED SOMEHOW YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION I WAS A FUCKING OVER EAGER FAGGOT!
I should just cancel our date im so fucking ashamed.
Internet dating is degeneracy.
It puts all the power on the side of the woman. Continuing to use dating apps will further promote the downfall of Western civilization.
Good job to any of you beta cucks who use it.
>>78307584
hey bby i want 2 go get alcohol im bored of this app
>>78310527
kek
Before I started dating current GF it was pretty a-okay.
>>78310688
First date? You wont fuck on it. Jerk off man and try to enjoy her company.
>>78310294
buy wine and rent a room in some hotel, it's not that expensive.
>>78310724
"hiya! what you got goin on tonight"?
>>78310830
I like the set up but that pun was gay af
>>78310831
No its a hook i just said date nice. Shes coming over my place and its fucking. Or supposedly. Fucking hate myself.
>>78307584
>>78310190
Sex with a condom is fucking awful. Literally no point. Casual sex addicts are all closet homos, or serial killers.
>>78310294
Just straight up tell them. "I'm going to be have a friend over, can you make yourself sparse?". If not, hold them at gun point like every other American does. They should understand either way.
>>78307584
I've met some awesome girls on there.
>>78307584
I used to travel around a lot for work and used tinder
>Had 850+ matches in 6 different cities
>Half were probably bots
>Met some in person
>Brought a bunch (75ish women) into my hotel rooms if they weren't fat
>Banged a three fatties at the same time when I was piss drunk
If your looking for a legit date, tinder probably isn't the best place. But if your ugly, fat, have no personality, a loser or broke you will have no success on Tinder. But that is basically like real life anyways.
>>78310830
Cringe to the max.
>>78310075
You're not talking to my mom are you?
I-i hope not
>Be 25
>Average age of fuckees is 21 (Y: 18, O: 27)
>Round about 1000 matches since January
>Had about enough time for around 50 dates
>Fugged about 20
>Tried relationship with 5
>Actually felt only 1 of those could have worked, but not for that long
>Down to just a couple of fuckbuds
I have a fetish for impregnating women (though hardly a fetish, as it is the purpose of fuggin). Therefore, I slip into the anonymous network of this shitty city, have a fake profile, a burner phone, "invisible" condoms, and an excuse to not go back to my place but her's. I've probably sired a legion of future Fuhrers since New Year's.
met my gf of a year+ on there
>>78311144
This. For me it was all about the challenge and power. I was becoming something awful, seeing birds back to back sometimes three times a week, take them to the same bar. Rattle off the same spiel.
>>78310294
Don't ever talk like that when messaging them. Just ask them what they're up to and if not busy say " oh, thats cool. I'm just hanging out at my house drinking beer and watching a movie. You can come over and chill if you want "
Almost all women are sluts but like to convince themselves they aren't. So just get them to come over to your house to "hang out". They know deep down what it means but like not being talked to like a hooker. As far as your parents in the house. You realize real sex isn't like a porno right? You can have relatively quite sex. Your parents have done it with you in the house many times
>>78311171
>>78310679
You think thats beta lol. Im cringing at myself. I was tired as fuck and was being sarcastic but didnt realize it came off like this.
She even said "i dont care at this point"Also how long do hook up encounters usually last.... Idk.
This is the point where I gave up on tinder.
>>78311827
>Almost all women are sluts but like to convince themselves they aren't. So just get them to come over to your house to "hang out". They know deep down what it means but like not being talked to like a hooker.
Wisdom. This is how it is done.
>>78311836
>splendid
Dude come on
>>78311836
Why do you talk like a 11 year old girl?
If this girl still wants to have sex with you, she must be absolutely disgusting.
I swear to God, one day all of you filthy normies will pay for everything.
If I'm going down, I'm not going down alone.
I've only ever had one tinder date. Otherwise it was a waste of time because I'd either get matched with ugly chicks or matched with bots. (I don't think I'm unattractive either, as I get plenty of female attention in person.)
It was an actual date, not a hook up and we've been together for over a year now and she's the best woman I've ever met in many respects.
So, it can work out. But I'd recommend just meeting women in real life and avoiding the cess pool of damaged goods that is online dating.
>>78311836
Bro post a pic of this demon plox
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>>78309713
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>>78309586
Wait, /pol/ associates banging random bimbo's with degeneracy now?
God damn you're a faggot
>>78312200
>>78312230
Pic related. Is it a guy? I dont want to have go kill him if he is.
>>78309879
>UK
>pro-gun event
Okay, Ahmed.
>>78307584
>use tinder, POF and OKC
>Find girls like nothing
>Take them on dates to coffee shop and a walk around a park / lake to feed duckies
>I get them laughing and we're having a good time
>They never reply again / dont want to go out again.
>The ones that do, just want sex. I decline because I'm after a relationship
BUT THEN
>Tell my brother that I am about to give up on dating. Online girls are shallow, IRL girls are taken unless they're fat
>Go to a buddys wedding, I avoid talking to the shallow whores sitting literally next to me but make small talk here and there. They love to drink and party and are skinny / sexy.
>Leave to see my buddy that got married, meet a QT white girl there, amazing body and amazing personality
>We hit it off and I get her number
>Text nonstop for a few days, meet up again and have a amazing date.
>we're 2 weeks in now and happy / cant wait to see each other every day practically.
Give up dating online, it rarely works and its near impossible to find a relationship there. You'll meet some one IRL that will knock those online girls out of the water. Dont forget, those apps work off of the same addiction porn gets you hooked on.
>>78312536
No, def not a tranny. She looks like she'd be 6'4 though. How tall?
>>78312640
OH i forgot the most important part. Coffee dates = 5-6 dollars max.
If you're trying to impress a girl that probably wont date you anyways / put out, just take her out somewhere fancy and cross your fingers.
>>78312027
Hsv2 is really common anon friend and at least she's being upfront about it but she's kinda stupid for dredging Tinder for hookups.
>>78312704
I more... Idk how tall she is. Im 5'8 and ill literally cancel if shes taller. Hoe tall does she look, plz help.
>>78312536
Dude you might wanna check up on that this could be one of those people who use hot chicks picks and when you meet this person its a dude or fat chick
I had this happen once. They told me they loved me after 15 mins
>>78307584
its a lot like online PC gaming. you gotta pay a subscription fee to get better content and more serious players. when its free to play you get a lot of bots and casuals just checking out the area.
also there are a lot of very specific dating sites now so you have some particular in mind just google "[x]dating site" and something will come up.
>>78307584
>>78307584
Ameribros, put your tinder in colombia, ecuador, or venezuela. Seriously. None of their niggers are on tinder and there's gorgeous blonde hair blue eyed women who LOVE american men. When i put my tinder there i've gained about 3,000 matches.
>>78312926
Is she a vegan?
>>78312926
Pretty strong jaw for a woman. But those tits look nice.
I'd ask how tall she is. She looks like she'd be at least 5'8-6'. All in all if you don't mess this up, she looks like a good first fuck for you.
>>78312536
You're probably not getting a real response back after >>78311836 and >>78310294
>>78309690
>vietnamese red-pilled 18 year old hottie with a thick ass who is falling for me
>>78312865
She has hsv1
>>78312935
We talked for 1 or 2 days. And i never brought up sex until i got her number and she asked what i planned on doing on our date.
You think a guy would do that? Be honest idk im scared now.
>>78313087
How easy is it for these bitches to send you pics if you're a white man in these places?
>>78313363
Dude bro no fucking lie I had one "woman" try to get me to give her money on a cam site because she wanted to see me first.
Then I had one "woman" use pics of some fine ass model who started talking to me and telling me they loved me after 15 mins and they would kill themself if I didn't reply. There are some creeps on thees places
>>78307796
Lol I would constantly wonder how many dicks she took before me on there. I've only used tinder for skanks and it's really only for that
>>78313363
>most interesting
Her and her friends are laughing at your messages
>>78313180
I think youre right. Im not even going to text her anymore I want the sex bad but fuck man im so embarrassed.
>>78313254
Hsv1 below the belt isn't as aggressive as if it were hsv2 so you'd probably be in the clear hitting that with protection but yeah unless she's crazy good looking it'd say you made the right call.
>>78307584
great way to meet women if degenerate sluts are your type.
>>78307584
>prefer light skin, under 200lbs
>haven't had a reply
So yeah, those silicon dolls from japan look pretty nice
It takes between ten and thirty minutes out of your day to hit up women on Tinder and another site (I like POF). You just say the same thing, every time, respond a little differently based on their responses, get their number, ask them out. The better looking your pictures are, the more success you get. You get practice dating, fucking, and just being around girls, which is good. It's easy and takes no time if you're not trying to be clever.
If you take ten minutes out of your day to do Tinder and talk to one or two strange women a day IRL while you're wandering around you will meet tons of women and have plenty of sex and find some you actually like. The better looking you are the better it works, though. Get lean and dress okay.
>>78311223
Cringe? Nigga every bitch i've name-punned has been receptive.
Sadly, Kiya was my last Tinder venture. Shortly after my quick-witted conversation with Kiya I found true love in another girl.
>2 years prior
>My best friend Tommy and I are at Taco Bell
>See cute girl working the register.
>"dude, that girl is hot!"
>Tommy agrees
>Continue to see/order from Taco Bell girl
>Tell Tommy i'm going to ask her out
>Get to school the next day, Tommy has something to tell me
>He asked out Taco Bell girl after I told him I was going to.
>Get mildly pissed at Tommy but whatever, there's tons of girls out there. He starts dating Taco Bell girl.
A few months later.
>Start working at Taco Bell with Lily (taco bell girl)
>She's fucking amazing. Beautiful and her laugh is the cutest thing i've ever seen.
>I start looking forward to the days we work together. I can always make her laugh when she's feeling down.
>We play around at work a lot. Start to become good friends.
>Start falling in love with this girl, can't get her out of my head. Feel bad because Tommy is my friend.
>High School ends, stop working at Taco Bell. Drift apart from Tommy and Lily.
>Tommy and Lily break up pretty soon after we graduate.
Fast forward to the present
>Have a random dream about Lily.
>We're fucking, it's amazing.
>Her titties are bouncing so gloriously. Her moans are music to my dream-ears. Her ass is bouncing up and down like a pogo stick under a young child's shoes.
>Start thinking about her again. Reminisce over old Taco Bell shenanigans.
>Tell my bud about the wet dream. He says it's meant to be
A couple weeks go by
>Sitting at the gas station, about to run inside and grab a drink.
>Car pulls up next to me.
>"Hey anon!"
>Look over. It's Lily.
>She looks fucking fantastic. My crush for her is still as strong as ever.
>We talk for a long time, exchange numbers.
>Started dating. She's even more amazing than I imagined.
Been dating a year now. Tommy hates my guts.
>>78311144
hear hear it's creampie or nothing for me
I do admit being a degenerate and having unprotected sex with vacationing chicks looking for some action
>>78311827
This is the best advice you can possibly take anon. No other way is better than this. It is tried and true, this is also my normal tindr routine
>>78307584
online dating is degenerate. if you are desperate just tell one of your friends/family to hook you up with a date.
>>78313608
it's a bot you stupid aussie,
>make Badoo account
>no matches yet
Fuck, I hate being ugly. Is tinder easier?
>>78313608
Is that good or bad. Should i not do it anymore?
>>78314492
She gave me her number. Are u sure?
>>78314664
Look nigger, if she keeps talking to you she likes you. Keep trying to get a meet up until she either quits responding or you don't want to or you get it.
I fucked a few people using them and felt really bad afterwards. So I don't use online apps for things like that anymore. I try my best to be a good role model but you know the pressures, they can get to anybody.
>>78314811
Thanks. I just feel bad idk wtf in doing. I told her we were going to drink and do Adderal but i dont want her to drive home drunk. And i havent figured out how to tell my family to gtfo the drunk and i dont know how to make the first move or how long ill b. I dont know what im doing
>>78307584
>>78315422
And you'll never know what you're doing if you don't do it and figure out what you do wrong. You know how to not be a super autist, I'm sure. You don't have to be really smooth or slick, just not really fucking spergy. Don't feel like you have to be Sean Connery or anything.
>>78307584
Easy way to get laid. I tried it a couple times, then decided the tier of women available on Tinder was below par.
I'm a virgin. Will the girl ask me about past relationships?
>>78315677
As funny as this stuff is, it's frustrating that it makes it harder to just get someone to suck my dick when they're conditioned not to take me at my word for fear of humiliation.
I dated a girl after meeting her on there
she was a virgin and fell in love with me, I got bored and ended it though
>use fake gps to find girls from the U.S
>get a shit load of matches
Why are Americans so slutty?
Wonderful /b/-tier thread.
Really showing the best /pol/ has to offer.
>>78312865
HSV2 SHILL DETECTED!
HSV2 is NOT common. HSV1 on the other hand is.
Fuck you faggot for trying to spread diseases.
>>78307584
All the attractive women compete for a handful of guys because they've been brainwashed that they deserve Disney prince.
Most guys, even above average guys left out in the cold.
That about sums it up.
>>78314664
Okay anon, you must be real good looking (at least to her), because this chick likes you no matter what cringy fucking shit you spew. What I am about to tell you is your only chance at fucking her
>Get Motel room, 100 bucks should do the trick
>get booze and/or weed, condoms
>schedule getting drunk with her at motel this week, you are so fucking autistic there is no way you can hold her attraction for longer
>because you are so fucking autistic, dont message her unless for scheduling, because the more you say the more she wont be attracted to you, and you are running against the clock
>meet her at motel, arrive an hour earlier and take 4-5 drinks to get a decent buzz on so you might not be too autistic when you meet her (the alcohol might make you even more autistic but that is in rare cases, just drink the booze and mentally prepare yourself)
>dont try to wait for any opportune porno tier lines to initiate sex, you wont come up with any at the "perfect time", trust me.
>make small talk as she drinks a few drinks and drink with her
>while small talking get close to her and make slight physical contact, hand on shoulder, leg, etc. making it known why you are both here at the motel
>after your 6th or 7th and her 1st or 2nd drink just straight up fucking say "alright get on the edge of the bed"
>just straight up start making out, take her shirt off etc
>tell her to get on her knees and blow you
>the rest does itself, order her to do whatever the fuck you say.
>jack off about 2-3 hours prior to her arriving to the motel
Also read online on the proper way to go down on and finger a chick, I guarantee you wont be making her cum with your dick and you will be a two pump chump once you get in them sugarwalls
This is an opporunity for you OP, do EXACTLY what I have laid out for you and you wont fuck this up you fucking autist.
>>78315897
Because you likely look exotic dumbass. Women crave different, unique looking things to add to their hoard of resources. Also liberal conditioning makes them unfortunately crave the bbc.
>>78307584
lots of foreign girls here in Berlin
sometimes they just plainly ask for sex
I deny them my superior Aryan seed though
>>78315897
>Rachel
m8... Why did you like a whale?
>>78316167
That's way too much fucking drink, are you kidding me? Mother fucker will never get his dick up.
best tinder opening line lads?
please respond
>>78311836
You aint getting laid.
>>78316167
Rub the top of her love canal
>>78315897
You're never going to get anywhere if you keep opening with hey or hi.
>>78316411
pipi into holey nah sayin prety gurl ;))))
>>78316411
"I don't want to get you in the bed sugar lips, I want to make your bed and cook you a meal"
>>78316211
>implying I'm black
I can very well pass as American
>>78316411
Anon is a beautiful name but I'd rather call you tonight.
>>78316411
You seem cool. What are you up to (girls name)?
>>78316363
Kek, a lot of people tell me im a tank when it comes to drinking, if OP is a lightweight little bitch drink that minus 2 drinks. Alcohol for me makes my kack more numb so i can run a train on some slut longer. Also OP whatever you do DO NOT TAKE ADDERALL WITH HER that will GUARANTEE you wont get your dick up
>>78316518
how do you open it?
I can't go through with it, I'm not much a social guy but using such tools really breaks my principles on social interaction. I wish there was an app where it forces you call rather than text, or randomly connects you voice wise to the individual. Another problem I have with Tinder is that there's barely any black women on it.
>>78316770
>IF YOU DON'T FUCKING ANSWER ME BITCH I WILL GANG STALK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND FUCKING MURDER YOU
>>78312322
>matched with ugly chicks
That means you swiped right on them.
>>78316731
I can drink like a motherfucker too but two or three drinks makes me not cum, six or seven makes it just not get up. Believe me, I try, but I'm still pushing rope no matter what I do.
>>78316518
That's their opening and I'm not wasting answering
>>78316872
You can be as principled as you want, nobody calls people these days.
After passing up 5 camgirls who all wanted my shekels, I met a 3/10 fat girl with a speech disorder who finished a 1L bottle of Mountain Dew during our date.
Never again, Tinder. The best way to meet girls is still at parties
You DO get invited to parties, don't you?
>>78316666
DEVILISH
>>78316599
pic related
>>78310615
The usefulness of any site or app declines with the number of black people who have discovered it. That's all these things are -- a chase to stay one site/app ahead of black people. SparkMatch -> Craigslist -> OKCupid -> Tindr.
>>78310075
possibly, but the good news is that if she has two kids she's likely to be desperate. She should be easy to pump and dump
>>78316411
I personally use a different line for every girl most of the time based on what I see with her profile. Be witty with it. For example:
>normal selfie picture of a girl in her room
>see something in the background
>"Oh no way I have that exact same lamp, it is obvious we were meant for each other."
>"oh haha anon youre silly :^)"
>"So anyways whats good? Tell me about your hobbies etc. etc."
>Just say shit from there and then meet up, the key is getting that first response. If you do some boring shit or a boring opening line you are fucked. Also the best opening line is being good looking
I've banged a couple girls off Tinder but it's a pretty rough crowd on there. If you live in a bigger area and have your shit relatively together then switch to Bumble, the girls are way higher quality and they have to send the first message so you know they are interested. I am cleaning up on there but I am also attractive and a good talker.
>>78316971
Do some more cardio anon, I know it killz muscular gains but the stronger the heart is the more powerful it an be to pump ur ween up
>>78317415
>pretty rough crowd on there
explain
>>78316666
>>78316904
Aight, i think i got this:
>Do you play basketball? Cause it looks like you need a dunking
Been seeing a Chinese girl I met on there, she loves to cook and buy me stuff also the sex is amazing and she likes to swallow my cum.
So where can I find a redpilled aryan qt to marry? As I understand, Tinder is not good for that.
>>78317567
Bro what is the amateur hour? This is what i do
>Listen here you fucking worthless cunt, for every 15 minutes you dont answer one woman in [our city] will be killed
>>78316627
>I can very well pass as American
So hispanic?
>>78316411
You ever had a fat man's beard tickle your asshole?
How many fancy seafood dinners is it going to take for you be my personal bedroom acrobat?
>>78316907
Go to bed cunt
>>78317506
I get my half hour a day. The smoking probably doesn't help.
I tried Tinder for 2 days. Only swiped girls I thought were attractive. One swipes me back the whole time. Get her number and text. I talk to her for like 2 weeks because I don't know what to do. Stop responding to her because I realize I fucked up.
I'll do America a favor and not reproduce.
>>78317415
>bumble
I'll check it out.
>>78317077
You're right, you know what, I'm going to call someone today.
>>78317773
I smoke too, maybe im just lucky. I wonder if those 7/11 boner pills work, maybe you should look into that shit. I also recently switched to mouth fedoring so ill have a less chance of getting the cancer, maybe that will help
I fucked a feminist off of tinder. Was pretty good desu, fucking the patriarchy into her was my god given right when i found out she was a feminist.
We talked for a bit and she seemed a little weird. Then she mentioned shes a feminist and i had to hide my power level. So i was about to leave when i said straight up "so where do you want to go?"
She got the hint. We parked, she gave sloppy head and i fucked the shit out of her. She was a barely passing 7/10 but had huge tits.
Then she told me she was still in HS. Mfw
Never texted her after.
Was worth. Found my current gf whos red pilled and hates mudslmes and is on BC.
All in all tinders okay, just dont sound too retarded. Im a 7/10 reguarly, nothing tok special about me and i scored a few times.
If i was single id keep using it for hookups
I've dated 4 girls through Tinder, the first for three months (took her virginity), each successive date lasting less and less. I saw the last girl for only a couple of weeks
All of them broke it off with me
>>78307584
OP this is my tinderella redpilled qt3.14 and I on our most recent cruise we took on the Anthem of the Seas to the Bahamas, it was wonderful.
We live together, we're engaged, we live in the best state: Virginia, we split bills half and half despite her being in school and working and I just working an IT job, we both ferverously support The Donald and wear our hats and shirts together when we go out sometimes, we go to rallies together and we push back degeneracy every day despite us both being involved in some pretty lefty communities (I play five instruments and sing, she does visual art) and let me tell you something:
This is all achievable. Just go on tinder and be specific with what you are looking for and what you stand for. Obviously looking good helps, and taking care of your body, and being an interesting and well spoken person helps, but don't give up.
Together we can make sure that we push back the foreign hordes and make a stronger, prouder, whiter America. MAGA!
>>78317689
Church.
>>78317550
Tinder girls that are legit attractive are few and far between where I live (Vancouver). I would say I right swipe on maybe 1/30 profiles. A lot of fat girls, rough chicks who look like they hold signs on the highway or work labour jobs.
On Bumble I find about half the girls attractive and they tend to be appealing and professional girls in their late 20s with careers instead of hood rats looking for a free meal.
>>78313894
If this is real (which it seems to be..), FUCK TOMMY. Rail that chick so fucking hard and lock it in. He broke the bro code, you fucking just picked up the pieces and made the picture whole again.
If shes really that amazing and its not just puppy love / rape me in the ass thats talking, then dont cheat on her / keep a distant eye on her.
Learn from tommys mistakes, I'm sure he told you about her flaws when they were still dating. Try to look at that as objectively as possible but in the end, try to just be happy nigger faggot.
Does tinder only work in certain countries? cause i dont think its very popular. people here just go to clubs which i find disgusting.
>>78316872
>Another problem I have with Tinder is that there's barely any black women on it.
This is a good thing you stupid cuck. Or are you a nigger?
>>78313569
/thread
>>78316907
It's not worth your time to sift through the matches tinder gives you. You can only make your profile look good depending upon what your looks are. The woman is the one that determines if the relationship is viable (in her mind). What you do is just swipe as fast as you can (avoiding obvious 300+ pounders and traps) and see where the chips fall.
MSM and women call it shallow for men to do this approach but it's the only sane reaction to the insanity they have created in society.
>>78309908
Condom sex with randoms is scarcely better than a wank
>>78307584
Jesus christ, thats fucking sad OP
>Fucked a bitch on there once
>Raw dog, came in her mouth receptacle
>Huge rash appears in penile region
>Visit doctor
>Not an STD
>Delete tinder
>Ignore subsequent text messages from her
5/10 decent lay, would not recommend.
>>78317895
I'm dating 3-4 girls a week off Bumble and since they are more professional and established they don't expect you to pay for them either. It's gold.
>>78316907
>Swiping right manually
What are you, a savage? There's already like a 1/20 chance you even get a match, why bother picking and choosing when you can just delete the unwanted matches?
I'm just getting fed up how NO women even have to try on Tinder. 1-2 images, NO profile or some stupid fucking Emojis.
>>78318339
tinder is sad
>>78317973
That's great and all but you seriously look like you have a baby dick.
>>78318420
Bumble shills pls go
>>78318058
Is it just me or are women in this city extra shitty. Every gf i've had has been from somewhere else.
>>78307584
>tinder
>dating
thats not how it works senpai
>>78316907
The way I used tinder was to open it for a bit, swipe right on everybody and then see who matched later.
>>78310075
Make sure to bring your own condoms. She could be trolling for dat child support moolah.
I met my wife on Match.com 3 1/2 years ago. She was a socially awkward CS major that wasn't interested in college kids because they were aimless and immature. I'm 4 years older with a successful career. She wanted a man, not some fuckboi.
>>78311836
My toes just curled and I said "Ah fuck" through clenched teeth out loud.
>>78318420
maybe cause it's simply not popular in your country. probably in mine too. im going to a seafood paella board to find out right now
>>78310830
Holy fuck! Kill your self.
>>78316167
>>78316363
This. Thats too many drinks for a autist virgin. You'll just make sure that hes drunk beyond belief and cant get his dick up and he will probably be stuck in a cycle of anxiety / stress if he gets there early and drinks alone....
Motel is a good idea, but if she bails / maybe is in it for a longer relationship then it will fuck austistic-anon over both financially and mentally. He'll be alone in the motel with a ton of booze and will cry himself to sleep if that is the case.
>>78317415
Bumble is full of scrapped Facebook profiles created by the bumble staff to get men and women to use their app. Just look at any dating message board, tons of dudes complaining about the issue. Besides there is no way that an app that came after tinder (and still isn't as popular) and originally on iOS to somehow magically only have attractive girls. The population sampling just doesn't add up.
>>78317708
Kek
>>78318480
Naw senpai, idk why you get that from looking at me though.
>>78317959
Cialis works and is cheap off the internet. I just don't always take it.
>>78318406
My problem is always the "about me" part,I'm not very interesting.
Guys when how long do hook ups usually last?
And how or when do you make a move.?
>>78318503
What, I use Tinder. Didn't even know about Bumble until I read this thread. I've used Badoo too, same story there. Boring whores who don't have to lift a finger to get 10,000+ interested guys. Not even exaggerating. Most average girls get so many messages here that they don't even bother to respond to 80-90% of them.
>>78318605
Tinder is pretty common here, so is Badoo. I've seen most single chicks I know on Badoo when I used that.
>>78307584
Met up with i 3 people.
>first was irish, chubbier than her pictures but still cute
>really good first date, lot of chemistry
>we make out
>second date
>go back and fug
>she is so fucking hairy I can barely get my dick in her
>she is so fucking loose I can't feel anything, couldn't even finish
>afterwards she fucking tells me she doesn't wash it because it self cleans
NOPE
>2nd
>Russian girl
>looks qt from profile
>can't even fucking recognize her when we meet up
>she's been living in kent from the age of 13
>barely fucking russian
>no real chemistry
>she's really annoying
>she moves the date along until i've walked her back to her house
nope
>3rd
>again, couldn't recognize her
>felt especially betrayed because we were really hitting it off over whatsapp
>she's nowhere near as interesting in person for some reason
>shit date
>end up paying extortionate uber fare
>she offers for me to "sleep on her sofa" but really had no fucking interest
>ghosted her after
Fuck tinder.
Half the fucking women don't even bother responding either.
>>78307584
Never used tinder or any online dating services
To me it just seems like it would be way too awkward if you ran into a profile of someone you knew or someone you know saw your profile
>>78316411
I'm no genie but if you rub me right I'll make your wish come true
>>78318511
A lot of vancouver girls who grew up here tend to be either pretty rich or broke 2nd gen immigrants. All the indian and asian girls are usually super boring. That said, I have met some cool chicks but they are all "I like mountain biking and camping and craft beer and dogs!" so anything outside of that is more interesting.
The one advantage is that there are not a lot of cool guys in Vancouver so if you stand out you can do well. I'm self employed, 34 and dress well and have dem facial aesthetics. Plus I'm outgoing and really confident. It's all in your attitude.
>>78319060
>self cleaning pussy
I'm surprised pubes even grow in cesspit like that
Grindr is better.
No disgusting females.
>>78307584
That's not dating. Dating is hanging out with a woman you actually like.
Instead, this is the socially retarded equivalent of hanging around bars and screwing the first but ugly booze hag you can find.
>>78319299
>have all that going for you but still not a father of 3 at 34
Tick tock m8
>>78318995
there has to be something interesting. But you can always just put "looking for a fun girl to get in adventures with" or something like that.
>>78307584
I met my gf thanks to tinder she is 8 years younger than me, fit as a fiddle and cute as fuck.
Oh god... would you please stop calling messaging random people for sex "dating."
This thread is so stupid.
>>78318092
any qt hipster girls there? I don't like clubs either
>>78319325
I'm surprised my dick didn't fall off. Utterly fucking disgusting.
>>78319469
been in relationships for last 8 years and just got out of a 3 year. My age is nice though since I take good care of myself and aren't fat and have all my hair. I can also date a 10 year age range of 24-34 but around 27/28 is the sweet spot.
>>78307584
>large amount of fat asses trying to talk to me.
This is your fault for swiping right on fatties, retard
>>78319737
What did your fingers smell like?
>>78318581
All women eventually want a white collar bf
Its just some women realize this at 19, some at 29
>>78307584
>What's /pol/s thoughts on online dating such as tinder?
It has essentially increased the spread of VD and gonhorrea.
>>78311144
>Sex with a condom is fucking awful.
found the dude with the shitty circumcision
>>78319060
>Half the fucking women don't even bother responding either.
This is fucking retarded. You match, so she either found you interesting, or just swiped right on everyone. Then when you write, she doesn't even bother responding, because your opening line wasn't witty enough? Then when they initiate the conversation, it's always "Hi :)"
These "dating" apps only makes me resent women even more. They have it way too easy. Not to mention all the false images. Photo angles are magic or something. Then when you find someone who actually seems cool, they bail before the first "date", or respond several days later without being like "oh sorry for the late response, I did this and this".
>>78318609
this
>be a kv 18 year old
>Match with chubby blonde girl
>6 miles away
>get her snapchat
>agree to fug
>can't fug her at her house because her mum is always there
>can't fug at my house cos same reason
>can't exactly pick her up and fug her in car because my mum often needs it
What should I do /pol/? Can I drive to her house, pick her up, drive somewhere quiet, get the succ/fuck and then drive back home in under 2 hours? How long do these things take? REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78315887
>virgin
>tinder
>>78307584
how the fuck do I use this thing
>>78312283
>Poland
Nigga is gonna take out other third world shitters with him.
>>78310205
You sound pretty gay desu.
>>78315887
>tinder
>Yes anon I'm a virgin, why do you ask?
>>78321468
I popped the cherry of a bird on okC
It's possible on tinder too I imagine.
Women do not respond
I would open up and get no response back
Either what I said turned them off or they accidentally swiped like on me
>>78321428
just get a hotel room for the day. It may be expensive, but you don't really have a choice if you want to get laid
I just can't get any fucking likes.
I must be ugly.
>>78307584
Might be useful if you live in a densely populated area.
There are nothing but fat ugly hambeasts/sheboons and bots where I live. Such is life in Alabama.
If you guys are this desperate to get laid, why don't you just go to a club or something? Pretty much the same girls would use tinder.
>>78322122
>sheboons
My problem is that there are too many white women on these things, where the sistas at?
>>78307584
If you had to resort to a dating app then your entire game is already off.
My guess, you're a beta
>>78322425
I try to go to clubs but often not the girls are just there to get raped
I had a bitch literally steal my drinks. I would look away or do something and she'll snipe sips.
fucking women
>tinder
literally only good for fucking
>pof
single moms that want your money
>okC
blue haired tumblrina feminists
Those are the only dating sites I've tried.
It's not fucking worth it.
Is it just my area, or is tinder always full of bots, fat chicks and crazies/special snowflakes?
I've yet to see a well adjusted human bean on there.
At least the bots are easy to spot. Send them a picture of hitler and they keep talking about how attractive I am and how I should visit their camwhore site.
>>78321635
>you sound pretty gay
You are the reason why western societies are falling. Religion and family values don't mean anything to the West anymore.
Please don't reproduce.
>>78316411
my favorite is "i've got the brain of a german shepherd and the body of a 16 year old boy."
then whatever they respond
"they're both in the trunk of my car"
>>78322768
>pof
I remember my friend told me an old ex was on there after she cheated on me and the guy dumped her
I didn't care but my friend made it his personal duty to fuck with her until she got off it.
OkCupid is garbage. Women do not fucking talk. They put little to no information on their page, their images are always internetitis, and they sell themselves like dumb bitches that make you not want them.
Never could get anyone to talk on Tinder.
>>78307584
I met a Stanford-educated pooinloo. Super fit. Really chill. Funny as fuck. And she loves muh diiiiick.
Kind of have to make up where we met, though.
>>78323570
Mind you I had 750+matches before this one messaged me.
/Fit/izen mustard race
>>78309879
How do i download irl. Is it free?
>>78307584
best bets are to make female friends, and have them introduce you to their friends.
my story
>get set up on blind date
>reluctantly agree to go
>arrive 15 minutes early, start drinking a beer
>15 minutes past arrival time, she isnt there
>get a call, "she's too high to show up"
>fuck this
>go back, friend who hooked me up feeds me drinks
>month later get told she wants to redo that date
>I've been single 5 years, I have to do something
>meet her, she's a little chubby, kinda cute
>she is reddit, loves cats, internet dweeb
>learn more, her life is in shambles
>asks for ride to a new bar, agree
>drive there, she "runs into" a bunch of her friends, asks if they can join us
>fuck it, why not, she's a mess anyways
>qt quiet friend, pulls out her 3ds
>talk to her, she's nice
>get drunk, decide to friend qt friend on facebook
>doesnt friend me back, sad times
>month passes, get a message from first girl, "Hey, I'm not interested in anything, but my friend is, come join us for drinks"
>hang out, start dating
>turns out i fucking never even sent her a facebook friend request
It takes blind fucking luck boys
and don't be unattractive, thats very important too.
>>78320287
>This is fucking retarded. You match, so she either found you interesting, or just swiped right on everyone.
Or she matched with 10 guys that are more attractive to you so she doesn't give a fuck about you anymore.
Women act like cunts on these apps because men shower the with attention with the "swipe everything" strategy.
Men are also generally much more likely to fuck someone below their level than vice versa. Really, women only act like cunts because men allow them by feeding them with attention and putting pussy on a pedestal.
>try Tinder
>girls use it to promote their Instagrams
I'm black and handsome and I have no luck on it
/pol/ led me to believe that white women ate that shit up
Its all a ruse.
>>78309713
SAME
Internet dating a sham designed to make money out of lonely guys and give thirsty, average looking females the attention they crave.
I know very few people who have had success on there, and if they do I imagine you have to put in just as much effort in as you would getting a girl the old fashioned way.
I use Tinder but only so I can collect cute girls like Pokemon cards. I have almost no interest in talking to strangers unless I absolutely have to anymore
>>78310294
>sinky chest feeling
U DON'T DESERVE SEX, U BETA KEK
>>78319893
Very fishy. Grim as fuck. I hadn't even noticed until she mentioned it.
And I also noticed that it was more... Sticky than it would be if it were clean. Harder to get off, made my skin feel a bit grim for a while after.
>>78323729
yeah, listen to this guy. Stop being ugly you disgusting fucks.
>>78322666
Demonic trips says you are right
>>78325070
BUT ITS SO HARD
>>78317708
post your matches, lads.
>>78311827
>Your parents have done it
no they havent
I sleep directly under them one floor down
they are never quiet
>>78321994
Fuck it mate, I'm staying up for the Referendum results and I have tomorrow off. I might just say I'm going to the gym and pick the girl up.
>>78315897
kek but not a single one of them answers you
>>78325390
I delete them if they don't respond
>>78325390
Nein, all somewhat attractive but all dyed hair, tumblr tier problem glasses feminists.
They seem to be the only type I can attract, but after the last two I've learned my lesson.
>>78325390
LEAVE NORMIE
You boys should hit the streets, learn hard, gain hard
>>78325669
Story?
>>78307584
The Muslim who co-founded Tinder got in trouble for viciously sexually harassing a gorgeous Jewish subordinate.
Guy started the number one hookup app and still gets the oneitis.
>>78316411
I only swiped right because you look like you would pamper my beard in the way it deserves.
Or
For as long as I have a fave you will always have a seat to sit on.
The second one got me laid in Budapest after some hungarian autist told me their girls dont go for foreign dudes.
>>78316627
nobody is implying you are black you Brazilian monkey
you are Brazilian mystery meat
>>78317107
>that picture
>>78307584
I use tinder when I'm in Europe in business to fuck college girls for money. Its cheaper than a prostitute and I never use a condom.
Pure degeneracy.
However legitimately dating online is for damaged people. You might find someone, but they wot be good or decent.
>>78325583
How long do you give them? I really don't message them first. I've had a few girls respond a week or two later
>>78324294
>Black
>Anything other than an ugly monkey
If there's one thing that I see a common trend of, it's niggers overestimating their looks by a long shot because they have massive ego's
>65 matches
>write them all
>some reply around a third or half does not
>haven't met a single one
They just want that muslim cock, right guys? That's why I can't even get a date. (what am I doing wrong, please send help)
>>78325787
The last one actually went to a mental institution for a few months. She ended up sleeping with all of my friends at the time (About 4 or 5 years ago), actually caught her fucking one of them in a tent in my yard at 5:00 AM.
Threatened one of my friends with false rape claims if he told me what was going on (Wouldn't be the first time she has done this, thankfully cops laughed in her face).
She also tells people I molested her.
Since then, she has still never had a job. She's engaged to one of my "friends" she fucked, leeches off of him and has cheated on him a few times.
I really wish he would wake the fuck up and realize what a crazy cunt she is. That marriage isn't going to end well.
The only good thing is the kid she was pregnant with (Not his, either) miscarried. That would have been one fucked kid if it was raised by her.
Her family is all kinds of fucked up as well, these are just the interesting bits.
>>78325390
>>78326404
Tinder is for fucking people not dating them. Whores are simpler and faster.
If you want a relationship, develop social skills.
>>78326908
But am I going to fuck them if I don't meet them?
