Hiya! I'm here for the job interview!
We only employ humans.
>>78304644
Please proceed to this room and sit on the chair. It will only take a minute.
>>78304644
No Elves Need Apply
>>78304719
That isn't true sir I saw a nigger walking around when I came in.
>>78304644
This is an example of why we shouldve never stopped burning pagan animals
>>78304963
The orc has been removed.
>>78304644
FILTHY
DUMB
ELVEN
SCUM
>>78304644
is this an elf
>>78304644
>Hiya!
didn't even need to see the picture
>>78304719
>>78304929
I may be a half-elf but don't let that fool you. I have a strong work ethic and a high intelligence, much higher than your basic human. I spend many hours studying to be a mage and mixing potions in my apothecary... JK! I just am a big geek! I love cats and Game of Thrones and playing Warcraft video games with my girl friend.
>>78304644
Go flip burgers for 8.50 an hour
>>78304644
>>78304719
>>78304859
Actually laughed out loud at this. 4chan does make me kek sometimes
>>78305182
>girlfriend
We don't employ faggots either.
>>78304963
>niggers
>human
>pick one
/pol/ needs sound so I can post the webm of the dwarf talking shit to an elf.
>>78304644
I've seen a lot of shitty ass elves in my day apply here, but you are absolutely the worst.
Here's what I'm wearing to the interview today, so excited
I'd fuck her from behind
>>78304644
Sorry we wear black and white the eyes don't match dress code and people may talk.
/tg/ please, where does your hate come from?
>>78304644
We have a dress code policy and unfortunately your piercings and cosmetics do not conform. Thank you and have a good day
>>78304644
on another note; how many of you work as or with collar white ?
im getting more and more redpilled everyday
this world is fucked-up. it is now alllowed to be dishonest and tell blatant lies, manufacture them even with statistics, as long as you are PAYING the money.
if you pay noone is allowed to fucking tell you anything, they act as if it was common sense courtesy
fuck this
>>78304644
>this dumb bitch has absolutely mutilated herself and will look like more and more of a retard as time goes by
NEXT!
>>78304644
This is what may be under that burqa
MUSLIMS WILL SUPPORT THIS
>>78304644
You appear to be the perfect candidate for this position. One last question. How much do you hate white males?
>>78304644
Is that a cum stain on her forehead?
Strange looking benis, if you ask me..
>>78305461
Thought those sleeves were scarification for a second. Anyway, I'd probably fuck her up her doodoo and then never speak to her again.
>>78304644
Ok, I need you to read the lines of Sha'rahk the Temptress on pages 34-37
>>78305182
>high intelligence
You seem to lack key reading skills, the sign said NO ELVES NEED APPLY.
>>78304644
Get the fuck out.
>>78304644
says here under "experience" that employers asking for experience is rape and a plot by rich white men to lessen the experiences of women
what did she mean by this/pol/?
>>78305528
isn't that a bit harsh, you can ask whether getting rid of them would be a problem or not
Ok this here is the room the scene will take place and you get two grand per gangbang.
>>78305182
Seriously though, why the fuck would anyone color their goddamn eyeballs and split their tongue. Showing up with such modifications on your body puts you immediately in the "dumbshit" category.
Perfect I knew you were the right candidate when I saw your liberal arts degree listed on your resume.
And your a Bernie supporter too wow
Please please have a seat I'll be with you shortly
>>78305358
That would be the joke, but thanks for explaining
>>78306119
maximum fuckin kek
>>78304644
Live long and prosper
Sup, is this the right place for the job interview?
>>78304644
what would a blowjob with this tounge be like?
>>78304644
*rolls dice behind screen*
you have been waylayed by asmodeus, king of hell
he immediately gates in a random smattering of type i-vi demons and engages in psionics to make you start punching yourself in the face while getting naked
wat do?
>>78305468
>her
>>78306213
Also the "I really want to get a blowjob from you" category.
>>78306373
>Wu-Tang symbol under the eye
>>78305609
That's the best part, this shit comes back to bite you in the ass eventually.
I know one faggot that wears flesh-coloured discs in all of the holes in his face after having a teen piercings phase. He just looks like a fucking mong now
>>78306387
very cheap
>>78304644
bye
Interesting blowjob. She could lick both sides of your dick.
>>78304644
No knife-ears allowed.
Hiya! I'm here for the job interview!
>>78306913
your mother sucks dwarf cock
>>78305182
Reminds me of this.
http://imgur.com/a/LnJXF
>>78306913
You deserve rape.
>>78306373
Hi there, here is your complementary Still Suit. Please join the others in their annual ritual of turning into qualified wormshit.
>>78306913
elves are for sex slavery.
>>78307047
>this bitch can write this shit when I can't even think of a sentence to write.
why cant i be autistically egotistical?
>>78307007
Everyone sucks dwarf cock. Knife-ears most of all.
>>78307047
Also this is one of my favourite images OF ALL TIME.
>>78307256
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>78304644
back to the ghetto where you belong
>>78305292
That's a Man
>>78304644
"Your mop & bucket are over there, be sure to clock out for your break"
>>78304644
Excellent. We need a party member that can search for hidden doors. Welcome aboard.
>>78304644
Did she try to put a Quake logo on her forehead or some shit?
"Well I don't know how you got into my truck but I hope you have a CDL."
>>78304644
So, I see you are into the alternative beauty bullshit. Tell me about your daddy issues.
>>78304644
https://youtu.be/rvJsG4F2Img
>>78305366
Post it on /wsg/, then link it here.
>>78307560
Bloede dhoine.
I work at Sams Club and the sad thing is we've hired worse.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mkDxzih.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>...
>Our people will contact you.
>soon
>>78304644
tongue splitting has got to be the most degenerate shit ever.
does that bullshit not hurt like fuck?
>>78308028
>>78304644
>Well I mean you're welcome to try, but a professional appearance is a requirement for the job, and as such, we'll take your appearance into account when considering your application.
would this^ still get you in trouble as an employer in the US?
>>78307753
>that image
>no nissan titan warrior
>>78304644
be here for the BJ and fuck off.
Welcome to BioWare,I love your elf ears, you'll fit right in.
We're working on a new game called depression quest 2 let's go meet the project lead...
>>78308287
lidocaine
I have seen a guy who fucked that up, and gis tonge grew together on the end part but not deeper.
So he had to cut it again.
Fucking degenerate
>>78307513
Good taste Britbong.
>>78304644
You are so brave and progressive, congrats you got the job!
Eyeball tattoos are so fucking dumb. The color doesn't even spread evenly, looks like shit 100% of the time
>>78305527
BECAUSE SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
>>78308501
>So he had to cut it again.
wow, that sounds like such a botched job and then for such a stupid ass result. goddamnit, man.
>>78308624
How safe that shit is?
Why anyone not retarded would risk losing sight for some shit?
>>78305461
Everything about 'you' is annoying, the phone case, the face, the fashion, I'll... I'll pray for you
>>78304644
>activate silent emp switch to disable any recording devices.
>unzip pants, pull out massive cock.
>"let's see what a little elf bitch like you will do for this job."
Admit it /pol/ you would hit that.
She's not even gf material, but she's doable in a pinch, especially after some drinks.
>>78305649
is ruby a faggot/hipster language?
>>78306373
looks like he has tripe for earlobes
>>78304644
No elves.
>>78309122
Do not put your dick in crazy.
ugh that tongue thing is disgusting... reminds me of a certain bdsm i watched which scarred me for life.... ughhhhh nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
>>78304644
Im angry,
>>78309127
yes
it died years ago yet hipsters are trying to make it cool again
>>78308745
It was his own fault for being double retard.
Guy at the parlor told him to learn to wiggle both parts independently and do that every day or this would happen.
But he was like
>oww owww
>muw thung ish sho shore
>iw hurtsh sho much
>I cawnt shpeak or mowe it becaushe it hurtsh
It's like moron karma
He was forced to redo because he was both a bitch, and the tongue did not grow completely
>>78304644
Sal de aquÃ, puta. Solo empleamos latinos.
>>78309302
That looks to have amazing potential.
>>78308060
I found a youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
>>78305461
I'm going to have to ask you to take off your clothes.
>>78304644
>eyeball tattoo
why,... just why
>>78308919
It's pretty safe, infection is only real risk when done properly, still retarded like shit.
It's white, because white creates most contrast, and allows the clearest light to enter the eye through iris.
If you darken it your vision in low light would suffer, not much but still
>>78309127
dont listen to >>78309400
Its a great language.
>>78304644
Skyrim is for the nords.
>>78309302
my tongue literally just rolled back into my throat and remained there when I saw that gif.
>>78304644
Thanks for mutilating yourself so I know to stay away. Undesirable degenerates are literally putting their camp badges on themselves. What a time to be alive.
>>78309657
If people would only stop to use it for shit it wasn't designed for...
>>78309490
kek
>>78307212
Don't worry anon, if she could actually write, she would have dumped this trite. This blog post of a cv is not good writing
>>78304644
Fucking knife ears, we don't take kindly your kind here! Go back to the forest and fuck a tree!
>>78305461
Did she try to crush a can on her head?
>>78307550
A Movie
>>78309840
Buts its a general purpose language. is supposed to do everything you ask it to.
>>78305461
She would have been cute if she weren't a retard that mutilated herself.
>>78309843
>saving thumbnails
Hello rebbit!
>>78304644
>Mark of the beast on forehead
>Split tongue like a serpent
Why am I not suprised?
>>78305461
That is the largest phone case I have ever seen
>>78305649
>not Python
>>78306962
Audible kek
>>78304644
Well lets see your ass. Hmm..... very few zits, you're hired.
>>78307047
>mentioning how modest you are
I dont hire based on peoples modesty during interviews, but I throw away resumes when I see this because the person obviously doesn't understand english
She would actually be a solid 8/10 if she dident mutiliate herself like that
>>78304644
I mean, do those people even need a job ? By the look of it they certainly don´t have one and still living in quite good looking apartment. >>78305461
From where do these individuals get money for it ? Are they paid by goverment ? Do you award mentals as well as you award niggers, ameribros ?
>>78309432
>wiggle both parts independently
Jesus fuck that is unsettling
>>78305461
Living embodiment of that weird moment in time 7 or 8 years ago when women thought it was cool to get chest tattoos.
Well met, I have journeyed far to be here in your presence. You have summoned me for an interview of labor?
>>78306373
This man looks like he was likely somewhat attractive before he fucked up his face. I can at least understand why ugly people do this, but why decently attractive people?
>>78308336
Not at all. You cannot discriminate based on stuff the person can't change (skin color, baldness, height, weight even though you can easily lose it). You are free to say that the person needs to meet your company dess code and image standards. Lots of places don't allow visible tattoos or piercings on places other than the ear.
>>78311771
and that is why we need the Purge.
We would fix both emigrants and this shit one day a year at a time
>>78308336
just say nothing about it and don't hire them, its that simple
discrimination laws averted
>>78311771
Great that you could make it Miss Cleo, lets start the interview.
Question 1. Is it possible to fug a ghost.
>>78307047
>please don't throw away my cv just yet
Too fucking late. Kek.
>>78307047
I kinda feel sorry for this person, maybe she doesn't know better.
>>78311771
kek, every candidate gets more ridiculous
>>78307047
Is that someone's deviantart OC chart?
Holy shit
>>78304963
Fuck off knife ears
Gas yourself so I don't have to
>Ohayo gozaimasu! Watashi wa Pat-san. I hope I have not arrived too late, I had to fight through a horde of ninjas on my way here for this honorable job interview!
Hey, I heard you hire a senior-ruby programmer!
I never never prorgammed in my life, but I have a friend who did html once!
>>78304644
This is actually extremely degenerate
>>78309302
Why?
>>78304963
Niggers can't help but be niggers. You chose to be a degenerate.
>>78304644
omg so random XDDDD
>>78309302
T-that tongue though.
>>78305461
She could probably suck a golf ball through a straw.
>Greetings m'lady, im just here to drop of my resume
>>78305461
Gross, she looks like a 30+ year old refusing to accept her ageing.
>>78306638
kill and hajis today?
>>78304644
I'd fuck her. I'd fuck her hard.
>>78304644
Fucking Eldar scum
>>78314100
You sure you don't wanna kiss and cuddle, anon? We could hold hands if you really wanted to
>>78313959
I would hire that qualified autist in a moment
>>78309302
>you will never keep this locked in a latex catsuit, hood and straightjacket in a special storage cage at the foot of your bed to use whenever you want
>>78304644
This level of facial mutilation deflates my boner
>>78314100
if a boy can be a girl, i guess a 35 yo can be 7
that was sopused to be a joke, but then I got reminded that it is indeed the world we live in
>>78304644
Prove to me that you're perfect for the position and you're hired.
>>78307513
Where can I find a girl with tits like that?
>>78304644
Welcome to Stargate Command
>>78314423
I can't help but wonder if sex with that thing would be good or extremely annoying and weird
>>78315194
>>78304644
>>78307912
>>78305431
>>78305366
>>78315434
I've always hated that awful nose piercing. Not even 2D can make that look good.
Gamestop is down the street
>>78309302
Literally made my stomach roll, I've never been so close to puking from an image on 4chan in nearly a decade of use
>>78311698
She's a tattoo artist in Australia.
>>78305461
10/10 would race mix with
>>78304644
> stop being elfophobic /pol/!
ok, nvm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEhI7EQXth4
>>78315757
I don't want to live in this country anymore
>>78304644
Wtf is that on her forehead? Why would you put a stamp on yourself?
>>78304644
I guess going full Bosmer was kinda cute when she did it but this is going to look retarded when she'll be 40.
>>78304644
Get the fuck out you forest nigger.
>>78304644
Your tongue doesn't meet our requirements.
>>78314423
Her entire face is a red flag.
