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A pen is a dangerous weapon. I've heard it's even mightier than a sword so of course it should be illegal.
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>some conspiracy nutter comes up to you and offers you their pen for your vote

Any sane person would tell them to fuck off and call the police because that's dodgy as fuck.
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>>78302524
GET A LIFE THEN, BIN THAT PEN
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>>78302524
>Doing something that he believes in is dodgy and standing up for his fellow voters by not having their vote potentially manipulated

Fucking gas yourself you cunt
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>>78302740
Not
>oi put that pen in the bin
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>>78302740

It's got nothing to do with "bin that pen", it's about trusting that some whacko gives you a pen filled with something other than ink.

>>78302889

>by not having their vote potentially manipulated

Yeah I'm going to trust this random person with their own agenda over a pencil.
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>>78302264
Underrated fpbp.
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>>78301907
I used a pen and a pencil. Coz I'm badman
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>>78301907
>police
>woman

Embarrassing
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>>78302889
>*tips tinfoil hat*
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>>78301907
BIG BEN SAYS TO BIN THAT PEN
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>>78301907
>police woman
>woman
WHY IS THIS LEGAL?
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>>78301907
Let's be real here for a second.

I understand having handpens, but why do you need an assault pen?

#banassaultpens
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>>78303043
You can't be serious. It's a fucking pen.
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Nobody needs a pen that can write hurtful words, and permanently damage psyches.

#banassaultpens
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Proud of me mam, she's furious that the polling stations all have pencils attached to the booths.

She's gone down to cast her Leave vote and then confront everyone about why all the poll stations in our area are coincidentally using light graphite pencils.
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>>78301907
>"""police""" woman
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>>78301907
link the friggin vid
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>>78304180
RARE
A
P
E
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>>78301907
Video
facebook /100008434779406/videos/1621862958104848/
facebook /100008434779406/videos/1621862958104848/
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>>78304550
N E W
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>>78304080
The first amendment was written at a time where no one could have foreseen high-capacity mechanical pencils.
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>>78304180
you operatin'?
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>>78301907

This is the UK mate. Pens are dangerous weapons.

Picture related. Look at how fucking dangerous that bike wheel is. You could cause some serious grief to someone with that car radio.
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>>78302524
This almost went over my head. My brain damage is getting severe.
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just going to leave this here
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Careful lads.
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>>78303043
I think you have mental health problems
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>>78304740
Yezzir. Stuck inside the base for a good while though. Which is okay, its like 125 degrees out today.
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>>78301907

>policewoman

Topkeke
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>>78303558
>someone offers a pen, he's obviously up to no good
>lol tinfoil hat
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>>78304550
N E W F A G
E A
W F
F W
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G A F W E N
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>>78302264

Checks out. If a Pen is mightier than a sword and Brits have to bin a knife... it goes to show you that this woman was passing out deadly weapons.
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>>78304819
a realistic depiction of female cops? Where is this from?
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>>78304767
>it's another out of touch Police twitter account
every time
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>>78304767
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>>78304388
4chan doesnt let you post FB links. It recognises it as spam.
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>>78304819
sauce?

Is this porn Senpai?
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>>78301907
I don't get it.

Do they have to vote in pencil?
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>>78305037
I'm going to fucking kill myself now!! :DDDDD
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>>78304940
thank you for your service, man
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>>78303043
Wait, you're voting places use pencils?
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>>78304819
What is this from?
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>>78303043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz2_yEp7-pE
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>>78305069
>Where is this from?
Britain.
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>>78303043
>British people are literally scared of pens
You can't make this shit up
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>>78302740
Lel
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Why do you need high-capacity pens that can write 10,000 words before a refill? Just use a pencil, bro.
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>>78305116

No, you can vote with a pen if you want. The problem is obviously trusting some nut job stranger coming up to you and asking if you want to borrow a pen. That's dodgy as fuck and any rational person wouldn't stand for it, but of course this is pol.
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>>78304819

What movie is this from?
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>>78303043
You're embarrassing us
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>>78304819

Got what she deserved
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>pencils at a voting station

What?

Is this a normal thing in bongistan?
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>>78302264

>all further brit legislation is written in bendy crayons you see in prison
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>>78303043
>gives you a pen filled with something other than ink.
you've got Pakis running around raping girls and you're afraid of a pen?
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>>78305421

Scared of pens? Are you really this stupid burger?
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>>78301907
>Oi ya cheeky wanka. Best bin that pen before you feel the full extent of my authority
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>>78304819

>Partner is MIA
>Not pressing her panic button

This isn't exactly trying for realism is it?
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>>78301907
was it a pen with invisible ink?is he trying to rig the vote?
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Do all of the polling stations have pencils? No pens at all?

What?
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>>78305550

You mean the thing that's been standard in voting for hundreds of years now?

>>78305579

What are you even talking about you moron?

>>78305523

Nah, you're embarrassing your family. Why are you even alive?
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>>78304180

What FOB you on?
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>>78304767
Lost me muvah to a bike wheel.
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>>78303335
she is kind of cute, Im sure she is a 7 in bongland
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>>78305582
wtf else would be in a pen aside from ink, bong? you pussy
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>>78302524
Hahaha
Sane person
Call the police
because you were offered a pen?

Wow
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>>78305582
You're scared of someone handing you a pen because you're wary of the potential contents of the pen. You're fucking scared of pens, Reginald.
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>>78305775
dont you think a pencil could be dangerous? what if some white supremacist tried to stab your throat, you could bleed to death!
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>>78304819
this makes me feel good on the benis
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>>78304819
>have his finger in her mouth but doesn't even attempt to bite it.
I am glad to see UK cops care for criminal health and rights so much.
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>>78301907
Links?
Names?
Fax?
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>>78304819
>violent street gang is a group of clean cut white men in their 30's
Just like in real life
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>>78305037
look at his pleb pasco masterrace
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>>78305696

Are you just baiting or are you really this stupid? You can use a pen if you want, you're just a moron if you trust some stranger letting you borrow theirs.

>>78305826

Disappearing ink you fuckwit. There's a reason why pencils are standard.

https://youtu.be/w3_0x6oaDmI?t=3m58s
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>>78304180
What is the big deal?When cop rules of engagement are written in a way were 1 guy can hold off 20 cops by waving his hand around than it does not really matter who they send
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>>78305912

Why are you morons talking them as weapons? This isn't what people are talking about.
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>>78305277
Yeah, and there's a big conspiracy theory surrounding it that it's lead-ops by MI5 to rig the vote.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/eu-referendum-brexit-how-to-vote-own-pens-polling-station-polls-live-latest-mi5-conspiracy-fears-a7097011.html
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>>78302524
Oi m8, better be careful 'round those pens, they could have cyanide in'em.
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>>78305775

But a pencil mark can easily be erased, pens are obviously the better choice, it offers at least minimal protection against fraud.
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This will sink Britain
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>>78305892
>>78305870
>>78305826
>hey have this small plastic container
>whats in it
>don't worry about that lol are you fucking scared of pens lol
This is why the American homicide rate is so high. They, as a lesser species have no natural desire to survive.
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>>78303558

T. Muhammad
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>>78305696
I'm sure they use pen. It's more likely that they were worried he was giving out pens with prank ink that disappears after a while.
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>>78305992
There's even a cackling cunt in the back.
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>>78301907
Nobody NEEDS a pen!
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I was offered a pen outside the polling station by a guy dressed up in a union flag suit and a plastic england flag bowler hat. I asked him why and he said "The MI6 have secretly recruted armys of Pakistanis to rub out pencil votes for Leave and replace them with votes for remain!"

I took his pen and thanked him before I went in. The jokes on him, I voted REMAIN and got a free pen.
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>>78306162

>But a pencil mark can easily be erased

Yes, magically opening all the thousands of ballets and erasing all the millions of votes. That's totally plausible, lol
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>>78305992
Top kek.
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That's what you get for leaving your pen licence at home
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>>78305522
I think it's called riot.
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>>78305775
>You mean the thing that's been standard in voting for hundreds of years now?
that's very colonial of you. Slaves were used hundreds of years should we be using them too?
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>>78306021
you fuckers call americans paranoid, my god. what about erasable graphite???
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>>78306314
about as plausible as vote leave winning
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I was told if you use a pen ..Ballot paper is spoiled an thrown away Just been an voted to leave
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>>78306176
The primary purpose of a pen isn't to act as a container you flaming autist. You'd have to be the stupidest, most paranoid person alive (or British apparently) to assume that about a pen.

Pic related, Megyn Kelly unknowingly risking national annihilation by biting into a weapon of mass destruction.
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>>78306176
>>hey have this small plastic container
>>whats in it
>>RACISM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>78303043

The UK has assault pins. They need bigger bins.

>assault pinning intensifies
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>this triggers the bong
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>>78303043
Cause of all those acid filled pen attacks recently right. Britain you are getting senile in your old age
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>>78306176
Dude. It's a fucking PEN. A PEN, NIGEL!
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>>78306341
NPBP (nip post best post)
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>The brit defending the lack of pens in this thread
Nigger you can't even present an examn in pencil because it can be easily manipulated and you think writting votes in pencil is ok?
You know what? fuck it, you deserve remain.
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>you will never be bullied by a qt bongoloid police girl
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>>78306314

That's why I said minimal protection, you don't just erase the votes you change the votes. If there's the possibility that it might happen it probably already has happened.
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>>78305069
>>78305094
>>78305335
>>78305950
>>78305992
GBH (2012)
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>>78306734

oh shit an assault pen
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>>78306668
pffff
You britbottles are fucking silly. It's like Euros freaking out about someone not wearing a nut hammock to the pool.
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>>78301907
>walking towards the polling station to cast my vote in the referendum
>Woman runs up to me, eyes swivelling
>She seems to be recording me on her mobile phone. Its has some sort of yellow and purple covere.
>"WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT A DOG FOR ME TO HOLD?!?!"
>"...."
>"NEVER MIND! BORROW MY PEN!"
>"...what?"
>"PEN! THERE'S NO PENS IN THERE! ITS MY JOB TO HOLD THE DOGS AND LEND THE PENS!!"
>I...I thought there were pencils?
>"THIS ISN'T ABOUT JOX COX! JUST TAKE A PEN!!!"
>"...I didn't.... c..can I just go in please"
>"IT'S NOT A RACIAL THING OK? JUST TAKE A PEN! I HAVE TO LEND THE PENS!"
>fearing for my life I call the police
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>>78305441
Happens all the time in free countries
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>>78305826
>wtf else would be in a pen aside from ink, bong? you pussy

A bomb, have you not seen James Bond: Goldeneye?
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>>78306021
leaves a mark idiot
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>>78304180
hi studentanon, hope you're doing well and your forces keep killing dem jihadists
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you fucking MORONS

they use scanners which the graphite in the lead pencils reflect the IR. pen ink DOES NOT REFLECT.

the pen mi5 conspiracy is a conspiracy against the leave voter's paranoia to get them to wilfully delete their vote by using a pen. You're falling for a remaIN meme just like the ""leave voters can vote on the 24th" meme. Its the same thing but this is more subtle


USE THE FUCKING PENCIL YOU DORKS
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>>78301907
Holy shit they sent Yara Greyjoy to enforce a pen infarction. This Brexit is serious business.
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>>78306341
underrated kek
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>>78306176
>small plastic container

What the fuck do you think it contains semtex or something? What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you're a fucking southernor with an ingrown fear of the outside like that... fuck it. You're a Londoner aren't you? Fucking kill yourself.
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>>78307011
>a've yu naut seen gawldin aye?

pen bombs, well known of being the easiest way to kill someone
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>>78303043
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>>78304819
deep down she's enjoying it
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>>78306176
I would just like to point out that this fucking faggot right here is genuinely afraid of being offered a pen.
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>>78307119
>graphite reflects IR
>IR cameras look through walls and the earth

Everything reflects IR you fucking degenerate
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>>78302903
That has no relation like mine does with "get a life, bin that knife".

>oi
Sure thing.

>>78303043
>About trusting some whacko that gives you a pen filled with something else other than ink

Your courage and dignity?

Wonder why this britcuck would turn that down. Must be voting remain
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>>78301907
>>78302524
>>78302889
>>78303043
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>>78306176
No wonder Raped Britain will fall in my lifetime
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>oi u cheeky wanker, avin' alitte votesy-wotesy are we? You wankers betta not be finkin of using a plastic Scribbly-dibbler, i swear on me mum ill get the constable down ere' an off to the dungeon you go sonny jim.
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>>78304819
Aren't rapists normally brown-skinned?
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>>78301907
>someone distributes a pen loaded with vanishing ink to voters of the side he doesn't like
>don't call the cops
>???
>GJ BRITFAGS
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>>78304819
in the end, she served her purpose
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>>78306734
>Black polymer body for night stealth baby killing
>Opitimized grip to not lose it when it's blood covered
>That thing that goes up the shoulder

BAN MILITARY-GRADE PENS
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Brexit just keeps getting better and better, now the rest of the anglosphere knows that the mother country lives in mortal fear of being assassinated by James Bond with a pen.
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>>78303043
>britcucks
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>>78302264
>I've heard it's even mightier than a sword

Probably the best post I have seen here all year
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>>78305892
i get your post
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>>78301907
they were right to send the police, maybe it was some shit cunt with "magic" ink that disappears after a while, making the votes void
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>>78304767
In their defense someone once mentioned people rip the spokes off and use them as weapons
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>>78304767

this is a fucking gold mine
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relevant
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>>78304819
I have never been this hard before.
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>>78304819

This webm is like a metaphor for the entire native white British population now delivered into the hands of the invaders.
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>>78305892
>You're scared of someone handing you a pen because you're wary of the potential contents of the pen.
Too true.

Clearly the bong doesn't get it.
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>>78307243
Ugh, women in medieval combat triggers me so hard. GRRM doesn't understand anatomy.
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>>78306734
>high capacity pen (two pointed ends)
>rail system to accept underslung grenade launcher
>lines indicate it can be broken up into three or more parts for ease of concealment
NO ONE NEEDS THESE THINGS OUTSIDE THE MILITARY REEEEEE
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BIN THAT PEN
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P
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>>78307486
>Yeee-ha! Hot diggity pen bowmbs, weeeeeell known as being da easiest way o killing folks in Hazard County.

Given how Britain First are planning to disrupt the referendum I'm not surprised that they are taking the threat of James Bond: Goldeneye pen bombs seriously.
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>>78308129
>The pen literally has "disappearing ink" in large font on the side

Who gets fooled by that? Lib Dem voters?
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>>78307119
You might be right If that's the case why won't they make a scanner that will reflect, or anything that would simply scan pen ink as well?
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>>78309029
If you were *really* crafty, you might be able to put that ink in a less conspicuous pen.
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>>78301907
>Not going on a killing spree with your assault pen

Why live?
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>>78308129
>disappears as you write
So it would be obvious that it's an assault pen as soon as you used it
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>>78304819
That's why in real life female cops are always paired up with a man.
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>>78304767
Part of me kind of thinks the reply to the woman was tongue in cheek... Like whoever's behind that account knows all the shit that's going on is ridiculous, but can't say anything overt about it.
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>>78305550
wait, why would you use pencils at a voting station?

Isn't that just begging for votes to be adjusted after the fact?
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BREAKING: dems hold sit in to demand stricter pen control.

>think of the children
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>>78309167
oi I see your typing on a computer. Where is your TV license?
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>>78308842
How often do you really need your quantum fazer to defend yourself anyway? Just call the police and they'll bring their own quantum fazers to protect you.
>>78308766
Yeah I think we're dealing with some sort of paranoid schizophrenic from /tv/ in all honesty, considering he cited a James Bond movie as a source for real life fears of anything except sexually transmitted diseases.
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>>78301907
Be a good goy, bin that pen.
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>>78302264
Came to post this, though that probably applies to at least half of us.
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>>78302264
This is very profound for a burger. There is hope for you yet.
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>>78309111

Or put a sticker over the side with a logo of something that Brexiteers will trust on it like the Sun's logo or a picture of Nigel Farage.
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Seems like a normal reaction. Tampering with votes is illegal, you can't take any risks with voting.
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>>78303043
This explains the whole
>be American get shot meme
You're borderline schizophrenic and suspicious of anything that presents even the smallest of threats.
Must suck being like that and living next door to literal headhunters of peace
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>>78303043
>Yeah I'm going to trust this random person with their own agenda over a pencil.
And you call that other guy a conspiracy nutter, kek, kill yourself my man.
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>>78305870
remember things likes pens, napkins, and spoons are considered dangeous weapons in the UK
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>>78308493
I thought they wrap em around people and light them on fire
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>>78302806
>not shite
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>>78304767
Police state is real and "Britain" is it's first victim.
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http://www.chichester.co.uk/news/police-called-to-sussex-polling-station-over-pen-lending-1-7446957

>“No offences were committed and it is not being treated as a police matter.”
>The officer (PCSO, not a real policewoman) is heard explaining that there are pencils available in all ballot stations and that people are allowed to bring their own pens or ask to borrow one.

ah yes, /pol/ falling for clickbait meme titles without reading into the story first again
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>>78309029
Not like you can transfer the content elsewhere or anything am i rite?

Can someone redpill me on the britbongs? Are they all this retarded?
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>>78308167
>scribbly dibbler
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>>78309652
Watch yourself now, one of your fellow countrymen is in this very thread right now trying to rationalize his fear of writing implements.
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>>78302524
>>78303043

Typical cockroach Brit. No chance we're leaving with cunts like you around.
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>>78301907
Stab her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>78305582
Look at him try and play it off
>B-BURGER
absolutly pathetic. You used to rule the world and now you're scared of pens.

No wonder your vote is going to fail today.
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>>78309984
You're either missing the point or deliberately avoiding it, bing bong, the mere fact that police were called is enough for us to laugh at you.
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>>78306176
> Small container
> Could contain Gunpowder
> Could contain gelatin
> Could contain Dynamite
> Could contain a lazerbeam
> Either way it will blow your mind
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>>78308167
Delete this right now or I'll 'ave you mate I fucking swear on me mum
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>>78306176
>relies on police to keep him safe
>he isn't capable of fighting his own battles
>"This is why the American homicide rate is so high. They, as a lesser species have no natural desire to survive."

good bait, a lot of people fell for it including me
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>>78308321
that 2 second response time tho
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>>78309872
You know what I think your right
>bike lock to knock someone out and tie their leg up while you do the dastardly deed
>butter knife and box cutter so you can saw through the bike spoke
>hammer so you can wrap it around the poor bloke while his leg is helplessly tied up by the bike lock
>gasoline so you can light him on fire and leave him to his fate
Looks like the bobbies came just in time. Thank god they caught this sicko before he killed someone!
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>>78309652
The irony is that your simple british mind is impressed by a shallow joke
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>>78306734
WHY THE HELL WOULD ANY NORMAL PERSON NEED AN ASSAULT PEN!? THEY ARE DESIGNED TO KILL AND THAT IS THEIR ONLY USE.

THANK GOD FOR BRITAIN AND THEIR LAWS. WE NEED THEM IN OUR UNION SO WE CAN HAVE THEIR LAWS TOO!
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>>78307119

>have system that counts votes automatically
>ruh roh, this vote isn't seen by the system
>better discard it

Even if such a system existed, it would be retarded to destroy any vote the machine wouldn't pick up instead of just hand checking.
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>>78310257
Keked
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>>78308129
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>>78310575
hey europoor we leaving tomorrow on a jet plane dont know when we will be back next time
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>>78308547
What you drawing rabbi? A peace symbol? oh
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>>78308321
Sauce?
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>>78310575
ONLY MASS MURDERES NEED A PEN! BUSINESSMEN AND MATHEMATICIANS ONLY NEED A CRAYOLA CRAYON. THERE ID LITERALLY NO REASON YOU NEED TO DRAW CRISP SHARP LINES UNLESS YOUR IN THE MILITARY DRAWING UP BATTLE PLANS
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>>78303043
Holyshit people be bait. Please fucking kill yourself rn if not.
> terrorist attack.
> not all muslims you ignorant cunt. Please be tolerant.
> rape all over Europe at staggering rates.
> women should dress down so they're not attractive.
> hands you A FUCKING PEN!
> call police
> pens are dangerous.
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>>78310710
i could rule that country with a tin of shoe polish and a baseball bat holy shit.
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>>78310810
Not so fast, goy.
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>>78308493
that should be all the proof anyone would ever need that weapons bans won't stop people from finding/making weapons
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>>78310710
Your tax dollars at work. Britain is so cucked it's sad...
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>>78301907
You need to fill in the ballot with a pencil according to the law, him offering a pen to people is like trying to get them to invalidate their votes.

Also it's just weird to be walking around offering people pens.
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>>78301907
RAPE

>>78310857
YOU AINT NO MUSLIM BRUV
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>>78310237
police get called to all sorts of silly bollocks and by law they have to investigate
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Question
how do brits build stuff? Are hammers, saws, nail guns, etc. All banned?
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>>78303043
Yeah, I hear there are more and more people using black ink heroin.
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>>78311085
literally not true at all you retard leaf
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>>78303043
You're right, it could be filled with non halal ink. Better watch out!
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>>78301907
>>78302264
>>78302524

You're all retarded
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/682745/usepens-vote-rigg-EU-Brexit-referendum-polling-booth-station

He's handing out pens because he thinks pencil ed votes will get rubbed out

a usepen hashtag has surfaced on twitter
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>>78311075
>'armed' populace
>still killed in droves by their own police with impunity

who here is truly 'cucked'?
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>>78311158
>that somehow makes it less funny
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>>78311192
You have to apply for a builder's license, and once you have that you are qualified to apply for the following:

- Hammer permit
- Nails permit
- Screwdriver permit
- Handheld Power Tool Permit (very hard to obtain)
- Etc.
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>>78311192
They need a special permit from the Ministry of Dangerous Weapons and have to pay a small fee as well as taking in a refugee family
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>>78310984
No we are going ok .. leaving the shitty money gravy boat
Russki bear better invade the east europoors now
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you use fucking pencils?
do they also not have a curtain over the booth?
what the fuck?
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>>78311192
Obviously they just hire a contractor to do everything and a strapping young middle eastern bloke (with all the proper permits necessary to conceal carry a nail gun and bottle of glue) builds it for them
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>>78308167
requesting permission to die now, sir
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>>78304767
Damn it, Junkrat.
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>>78304767
You haven't really lived until you've beaten another man to death with a tape-deck.
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>>78311341
> police king droves of citizens
Nice try brit. Police only kill din du niggers who are resisting arrest and breaking the all. I see police every day and have had many run ins with them. None of which ended violently.
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i still havent decided what to vote first reply will be what i vote
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>>78311398
you worked in the UK Building trade then ...?
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>>78304767
TACTICAL BIKE WHEEL
SHUT
IT
DOWN
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>>78301907

First they came for our pen's..

biggest con ever this referendum. Take a pen, leavers.
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>>78311330

You can just tippex a pen out mate.
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>>78309356
and are usually a liability.
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>>78303043
This is a real threat one time I rubbed a pen on my nuts and handed it to my neighbor. He didn't even know! haha!
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>>78311635
Leave. You know it's right.
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>>78311635
leave
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>>78311341
Gonna have to agree with
>>78311628
The whole police brutality is plastered all over the news to get more gun control and gibs me dat programs passed. If you live in a nice cozy neighborhood like I do its quite quiet and the police rarely bother you.
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>>78303043
>It's got nothing to do with "bin that pen", it's about trusting that some whacko gives you a pen filled with something other than ink.
when has this ever happened
what are you fucking stupid
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>>78311891
>>78311909
thank you greatest ally
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>>78311628
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2217235/Gil-Collar-University-police-officer-shot-naked-student-WAS-carrying-baton-pepper-spray.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3113553/Full-body-cam-footage-shows-Salt-Lake-City-Officer-Bron-Cruz-shooting-dead-Dillon-Taylor.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360037/Shocking-moment-cop-accidentally-shot-husband-neck-climbed-overturned-SUV-wreck-killed-wife-NOT-charged.html

hmmm yes I guess these dindus dindu nuffin either
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>>78303043
>get pen
>empty ink
>refill with my semen
>watch frustrated britcuck lick tip to get pen to work
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>>78311439
no curtain ..
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>>78303593
Seriously why the fuck did we let women enter the workforce? Who raises her children? Niggers? It would be different if men were allowed to leave the workforce but we aren't so now both parents work and nigger faggots raise our children. Thanks feminism.
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>>78311891
leave it is then. thanks.
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>>78311981
Yes. The dindu nuffin, went to church erry day
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>police woman comes up to me
>says she's confiscating my pen
>"heh"
>tips top hat
>adjust monocle
>take out my wallet, open it
>gaze upon the picture of based nige for a few seconds
>present my assault pen license
>"here you go, m'lady"
>police woman is visibly triggered
>5 years in prison for using sexist slurs to a police woman
>still binned my pen
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>>78311722
I told you I was told pen Xs dont count ..
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>>78302740
LMAO
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>>78303043
>BAN ASSAULT PENS
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>>78311914
It honestly baffles me that other people on the left don't see the police brutality thing as a reason to keep yourself armed more than ever. The cognitive dissonance is astounding, they hate these people for their perceived issue with racial violence and they simultaneously want them to be the only ones with guns.
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>>78306218
Actually two of them.
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>>78311330
You can't just hand out pens all willy nilly. They might get into the wrong hands.
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If you came with a bicycle wheel they would have to put you down.
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>>78303043
found an image of terrorist weapons, please keep an eye out britfriend
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>>78302806
That toast is illegal too, sir.
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>>78311635
Obango says you should stay. You should listen to the US goy and let Brussels make all the decisions for you. Vote stay, make yourself a nice cup of tea and wave to all the Muslims in your neighborhood. The future is bright isn't it?
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>>78301907
>RUSSIA DECLARING WAR ON THE UK
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>>78312019
just... wow...
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>>78312356
Latest IRA weapons dump right here
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has anyone found where the sauce of that cop lady being anally raped yet ...? Fapping here like an angry gorilla after saving a niglet kid ..lel
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>>78312364
>high powered assault kettles
Brits are savages
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>>78306847
Wouldn't even have to change the votes just mark the second box as well and the vote gets tossed out because it's invalid
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>>78303043
>it's about trusting that some whacko gives you a pen filled with something other than ink.
kek

To be honest there might've been a fear that it was a pen filled with invisible ink, and therefore it was some case of potentially forced voter fraud? I'm really struggling here, can't think of any other reason.
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>>78312119
sides gone
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>>78303043
Well you obviously wouldn't accept a pen from a Paki.

Don't be daft.
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>>78302806
Can't even assault toast if the knife was UK legal.
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