>Here's my Death Note anon, make good use of it
how would you use it?
>>78285760
"anime was a mistake"
>>78285760
Burn it.
>>78285760
>Who would you assassinate
Nice try, NSA.
Besides you need to see the face of someone you write in the Death Note. Some of the worst people in the world go unseen.
Maybe Zuckerberg tho since he's one of the worst things to happen to the internet.
>>78285760
What's a death note?
>>78285760
Write my own name in it
>>78285760
Chinese cartoons are trash.
>>78286036
You write down a name (must be thinking of the person's face to prevent name duplicates from dying) and the way you want a person to die. If you don't write down anything, or the method is impossible, they just die of a heart attack.
>>78285911
If the Death Note existed, there would be nothing after death, anyway. Might as well use it.
Tons of people, I'd just go nuts with it
>>78285760
Write Yagami Light, Light Yagami and burn it.
>>78285760
Rip out the pages to roll some fatties tbqhfam
>>78285911
This.
>>78285760
>Soros
>Hillary
>Sanders
>Merkel
>Cameron
>Zuckerberg
>Rothchild
>Dilma
>Lula
>a bunch of other Brazilian politicans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_Jews
with the shimigami eyes
I wouldn't write a name because I'm a pussy
>>78285760
write Kilroy was here
write down the names of world leaders of both left and right, then laugh as chaos ensues
>>78285760
Since you can clarify the deaths to the means and how.
I'd probably just coerce people into doing my bidding and killing world-leaders.
I'd also probably commit genocide for the lols. Tear out a page and get every mudslime in a mosque to write their name down. Bingo pango.
>Anime is redpilled guys
>>78285760
milo yiannopoulos
death by dildo in the butt in Sweden's upcoming gay parade
>>78285760
>Start killing top isis enemies on conflicted territory
>then start killing top isis enemies outside ME and Africa
>w8 for world coalition to carpetbomb shitskins
Im litterally bettering the world by dividi et impera
>Write "Donald Trump"
>Laugh at you faggots all day.
>>78286433
>tfw he has a perfect clone just for this occasion
>like that canary bird called "Mr Burns" in the Simpsons
>Gather a massive list of pictures and names of every current politician and military commander on Earth that I can find.
>Spend a whole day writing.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
No thanks, I want my soul for myself. I will kill people with my own two hands.
>>78285760
>Write one word in it
>Muhammad
>write down the name of my crush
>get her to fall in love with me and die at the ripe age of 90
this works right?
>>78286859
>nothing happens because his real name is drumpf
I would simply write muhammed and single handedly and instantaneously solve the Muslim problem and refugee crisis.
>>78287398
>he doesn't know the rules of the deathnote
Can you use regular expressions?
Like *Muham??*
>>78287509
They all have the same bearded shitkinned face dude.
>>78287293
If I remember right there's a time limit involved, something like a 36 hour maximum.
I simply write
(((___)))
>>78285760
> Trump chokes to death on an onion
> Hillary just explodes, guts n shit everywhere
> Pope gets aids
>>78287713
you need a last name too.
>>78287348
When will this meme die?
So what happen if your write the names of all the people who get elected in your country?
Always, at every single election...
How could democracy continue if the leader must remain anonymous?
>>78285760
Melania Trump
Spain
>Rajoy
>P.Iglesias
France
>Hollande
Germany
>Merkel
UK
>Pigfucker
>Goatfucker London mayor
Turkey
>Erdogan
Luxemburg
>Juncker
Italy
>Draghi
USA
>Bill & Hillary Clinton
>Obama
>Zuckerberg
Mudslime and jews
All traitors, particularly those known for being pro muslims, and make them write "I betrayed my race" before dying.
All of the international jewry, medias included.
All of the muslim brotherhood and rich as fuck Arab leaders I can find about soo they can't lead or fund muslims in Europe.
Then the race war will begin.
>>78288370
>make them write "I betrayed my race" before dying.
I'd make them kill all the mudslime, niggers and feminists they can find nearby before dying
No one because if i kill them they win.
françois hollande
alain juppé
nicolas sarkozy
alain ruquiet
manuel valls
etc...
Just write Muhammad.
>>78285760
I`d take shinigami eyes and (((them))).
>>78285760
Destroy it in case there's a god.
>>78285760
i'll write OP
>>78285760
I really hope it supports regex.
*Rothschild
*Rockefeller
*Morgan
That's a good start.
>>78285760
>Write lots of durka durka names in there
>under conditions, make it so that the Orlando shooting looked almost peaceful in comparison
>kill Soros, Corbyn, Merkel et al.
>go through leftie shitholes like tumblr, get dox on everyone I can, and write their names in the book
>>78285760
Start get threads for killing people and create a proper cult of kek.
>>78286478
something like dis m8
I'd write my own name.
>>78291488
This guy
>88
>>78285760
Write the person who face it to me in there, simple, very quick death. Then Hillary and Bernie, Bernie of age Hillary of stroke. Then Merkel. Just slowly eliminate all world leaders.
>>78285760
/pol/
>>78296091
Also whoever owns 4chan until moot comes back. Things went to shit when he left
>>78286478
this plus all saudis, some roaches like erdoshit and probably all german politicians
>>78289938
Or write God in the book.
>>78291488
>1488
KEK HAS SPOKEN
I would write Hitler's name backwards and hope he comes back
>>78291488
what the fuck this get
>>78286242
So just put down Muhammad
>>78296630
>kill an Indian named Reltih who looks just like Hitler
>>78285760
No one.He takes your soul if you use it.
>>78291488
>1488
>perfect list
>>78285760
I'd kill every world leader that has betrayed their people
>>78286478
>Goldberg
>Silverstein
FTFY
>>78285760
[____]berg and [____}stein
>>78291488
10/10 get
>>78285760
I'd write in
>OP Chokes on cock in massive gay orgy
>>78285760
Nice try, agent Carl.
>>78286178
Would you not write a different cause of death? Expected more from shitpost central, Straya.
Alright, but how do we make a death note?
>>78291488
>>78291488
jesus christ this get
>>78291488
Cant even regex
Wew lad what a dissapointment....
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZromzTG.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>78285760
>Here's my Brown Note anon, make good use of it
>>78285760
hillary clinton and bernie sanders
>>78285760
Take out entire ISIS leadership, make Kim Jong Un give up NK control to SK in a public press conference, bring peace between Israel and Palestine.
Don't kill any politicians, instead write in their deaths 100 years in the future:
"X politician, after renouncing corruption and donating all corrupt money to charity, has an excellent career in which they made good decisions for their country and always acted in what they perceived as the best interest of the voters they represent. After a storied career in politics they retired and lived a happy and quiet life, and died feeling fulfilled and surrounded by their loved ones." Or something along those lines.
>>78288722
You can't cause a third party death with the DN.
>>78285760
Erdogan and Poroshenko
>>78286281
this
i'd probably run out of pages in a few days
Barry O would die on live TV.
>>78286563
>I'd probably just coerce people into doing my bidding and killing world-leaders.
Won't work; "Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced."
>>78297082
Nah, that was a lie. Humans all go to the same place whether they wrote or not. Kind of a shitty ending but whatever.
>>78287649
>death note regex
That's funny.
>>78301491
In the manga, it's confirmed heaven and hell don't exist and everyone, including death note users, just stop existing. Although, in the anime this is never defined and people suspect that death note users become shinigami after they die (in the anime) because the shinigami that Ryuuk is talking to in the relight version of the manga resembles Light.
>>78302100
*relight version of the anime
>Grabs death note
>Writes down the following:
static public void bool Earth::KillAll(earth)
{
string Die = GetName();
if (earth.Die== "**")
{
earth.Die(deathnote);
Return true
}
}
>>78285760
Angela Merkel
12:00PM
violently raped by refugee, then shot in head and dumped in Rhine
Barack Obama
Suicide by cop after assaulting officer responding to a string of robberies at local KFC's.
>>78285760
"See list of Hebrew names"
>Wait til debated
>Hillary via diarrhea dehydration
>Give the media content for weeks
>>78285760
>would politicians worldwide pass legislation I desire to make the world better
>make many of them write out all their lies, schemes, back door deals, amoral and criminal acts and release to the press
>they then kill themselves
Probably do that all day.
But I'd make sure to start with an area outside of America and to never kill in such a way as to lead back to myself.
Also would put an end to:
>those that were revealed in the confessions of the politicians
>wallstreet brokers
>every prominent muslim, while making them renounce their faith publicly. tell all their followers that they must repent and stop worshiping their evil death cult, and burn Qurans as they immolate themselves
>media executives
>crooked reporters, talking heads and those pulling their strings
>any ceo or business owner that it's known that they threw their employees under the bus to get themselves wealthy as their company collapsed
I would get a lot of this info by making those I offed reveal all publicly before their death.
I would make a lot of them proclaim emphatically that god had returned, and was passing judgment on the wicked.
just write ((()))
it'll understand.
