Alright strayans I want some advice. A few of my buddies from here have moved to Byron Bay and I gotta say Straya is the fuckin struth. I really enjoyed myself there and honestly I'm thinking of moving. Now before you give me the fuck off we're full I will say that I am 100% pure white, I play rugby and AFL, I fucking hate darkies and indigenous people, and I'm originally from Scotland so I have my Anglo empire passport. The only thing that is kind of discouraging is not being able to have the kind of awesome guns I have here but I know it's possible to get rifles and shotguns and shit and your beer. But I've been more of a hard liquor guy myself lately so I think I can deal with the occasional VB or a $20 US 6 pack of corona even though I don't really drink that piss anyway. I'm a top tier shitposter, also I think New Zealand is a shit tier version of my home country which is already pretty shit. I have some cousins in the Gold Coast as well. I sell industrial grade repair epoxies and I have a good background in that industry so I feel like it should help in the job hunt. Also I know how to beat abos away with a rolled up newspaper or magazine. Also this is really gonna be dependent on Trump winning, if he loses to Shillary I'm out. So lads what do you think? Can I expect you to throw another shrimp on the barbie for me?
Besides high house prices and the most shitty government in the southern hemisphere this place is pretty good.
>>78246336
I've also always wanted to go zututu in a Commodore. Will I fit in?
>>78245950
>fucking Byron Bay.
its a liberal haven, if you liked that place you can fuck off
>>78246479
Nah I meant Straya went around to a lot of places. My buddies work at a hostel so loads of rich kids "traveling" in their gap years. I hated all of those kids so fucking much. I'm thinking possibly Brisbane or Gold Coast.
>>78245950
'straya is the fuckin struth'
almost had it mate
>>78246773
Is it spelled strewth?
>>78245950
You seem like an alright fellow, I only have one question. Can you shitpost boy? You good enough? Because I won't have you bringing shame to my flag mate. You gotta be able to tangle with the best of em and fight of the fucking leafs. Can you do it?
definitely come mate, you're exactly the sort we need. we might have insane levels of immigration, but shitloads of it is white (EU, UK and NZ)
>>78247261
Well I did start this thread about abos so you tell me http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/78076720#bottom
>>78245950
Sure thing m8, as long as you're white you'll fit in fine. Byron is a nice quiet place to retire to.
>>78248318
Well shit son I was in that thread. Okay you get an A on your initiation test then. You can move here but when you do the real test will be fighting the Canadians.
>>78248785
If by Canadians you mean the chinks then I'm in.
>>78249005
Hey shitpost everyone and everything for all I care, just call atleast every second Canadian a
>A FUCKING LEAF
and you'll be doing your job
>>78249663
Got it. Back on my wifi now.
>>78245950
>straya is the fucking streuth
>>78246926
yea cunt
fuck off cunt we're full
>>78249766
Good,I suspect great things in store for you.
>>78245950
>struth
>full of hate
>hard liquor
>offering literally no skills of note
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>78245950
I'll trade my place here in Australia for your place in America
Clinton wins so you pussy out and move elsewhere? you are suppose to fight you fag... you're no better than a mexican.
Die you traitor
>>78245950
Hello austalia its me muka (pronounced moo-ka) from prague :) can i join your aryan nation in the south? I love to cook and my hair is Blonde, so is there room for a wee prague boy such as myself? Cheerios!
I suspect Straya may get a lot of disenfranchised blokes if Brexit and Trump fail.
I really hope it doesn't happen though, no offense m8s but our problems would grow untenable if Hillary runs the show and the ripple effect would doom our politics to a similar look.
>>78250645
You sound like a shit stabber m8
>>78245950
Were full, fuck off! We got too many gooks and abos as it is we don't need fatty boombalatties.
>>78245950
>fosters
aussies I met claimed it tasted like cat piss
>tfw not packing for Perth
>>78250645
You better fucking assimilate. Also your nickname will be macka so you might as well reconcile yourself.
We have too many Eastern Europeans carving out territory like the rest of the migrants and not assimilating. At least they are Christian though.
>>78245950
just come to south africa, we will all be moving to australia in boats soonest.
>>78251361
We don't fucking drink it, most bars don't even sell it.
What happened was a highly successful ad campaign abroad, because people think
Australian = Manly
Manly = Good Beer
Then they get tricked, shitposting through memes again.
>>78246618
>I'm thinking possibly Brisbane or Gold Coast.
I'm going to caution you now that banter and bundy are a lot more intense in brissie and surrounds than in other parts of the country.
>>78251361
I've never even seen it in stores here. Noone in Aus actually drinks it.
>>78251852
I don't believe you've never seen it in stores. Why do you fags get so butthurt when someone brings up the fact that fosters is an Australian beer.
I get it, you don't like it and most of you don't either... but going full retard denying you've never seen them being sold sounds quite stupid.
>>78251852
Not fucking with you, I had a schooner of it in St Petersburg of all places. Never seen fosters before then, and then some shitty bar full of white asians just has it on tap, like its no big deal.
And yeah, tasted like cat piss (don't ask how I know what that tastes like either).
>>78252126
No he is right, walking into a supermarket you would struggle to find Fosters being sold in small or any quantity.
It is REALLY unpopular.
>>78252363
ok I´ll believe it
Everything about you down to the way you type is below average. Fuck off we are full.
Every larger tastes the same prove me wrong.
>>78252686
based
fuck off cunt
>>78252790
You realize that IPAs and dark beers like tooheys old are both lagers, right?
>>78252686
>>78250170
Seems like (You) fellas are liberal arts majors at the University of Melbourne.
>>78249888
This
>>78250645
Poo jabber imo
This is the best beer, fuck vb
>>78253236
>>78249888
Isn't it short for the gods truth though? I'm just saying your country is cool man.
>>78253048
Sure but no one goes up to the bar, asks for a larger and gets a tooheys old or an IPA but congrats on being correct.
My current jam, would it help my case if I know that the audio for this was from Steve Irwins tribute event?
https://vid.me/GXuF
You play in the AFL? Are you Mason Cox?
>I gotta say Straya is the fuckin struth
Australia is God's truth? That's a silly expression. Never say it again.
>>78245950
AFL
Degenerate scum play some fukkin rugby you tosser
Move to the sunshine coast if you can afford it great lifestyle I live at North Lakes and wish I could life at the sunny coast.
>>78257119
The AFL is a league, not a sport. The sport the AFL plays is football. Rugby is for kiwi bum sniffers.
>>78257478
Aussie Rules Football is the sport cum gargler. Generally shortened to Ausdie Rules, then moreso to AFL.
>Dumb cunt.
>>78257478
Yeah nah, fuck off gay cunt, AFL is literally SJW football.
>>78258706
I like footy but the AFL itself is legit the biggest bunch of SJW's in sport today.
Those cunts can't let anything slide, new rules this, and "retract that statement" that, apologise, dont be racist blah blah. Fuck me the past 2 years of footy on the social grounds have been BRUTAL.
Brad Scott says the umpires were a bit fucking shit and what happens?
30K in the hole out of his pocket in fines and 50K out of the clubs pocket in another fine.
Fuck the AFL.
>>78245950
Faggot you forgot to include your criminal record.
Prerequisite #1.
>>78258706
That's fine, when I played football I didn't have anything to do with the AFL.
>>78258538
How is calling football 'Australian Football League' shortening it?
>>78252126
It's not just unpopular, It is hard to find in Australia, most bottle shops don't sell it. I've honestly never had one
>>78251515
Why are saffers such psycho cunts
>>78246336
>most shitty government in the southern hemisphere
you do understand that africa, india, south america, and all shitty parts of asia are below the equator right?
aus and nz are one of the only remotly functioning governments south of the equator..
fuck off we're full
