We really do!
>>78240382
You fags just don't want to be alone on a sinking ship.
If everyone else is dying with you "its totally cool" in the german mind. Fuck the eternal kraut
They are getting desperate. First it was threats of economic sanctions and shit, right? Now they've progressed into barngaining. 5 stages of negation.
>>78240382
We love you too, Germany.
All the same though, get fucked.
Kind regards,
Britain
>>78240382
thats pretty cute desu
>>78240382
>I'm going to ruin your country, drown you in sanctions, if you dare step through that door!
>Wait! Don't leave, I love you!
Literally battered wife
>>78240382
>starts WW1
>cant Keep a world empire
>starts ww2
>tries to rule something during it But ends up being shit
>only empire in Europa that stayed there and did Not expanded around the world
>NEEDED HELP FROM A NON GERMAN to unify Germany
>tries to rule Europa with EU
>fails
>claims Turkey is European
>claims to love england
Oh my sides
>>78240382
>Jeremy Clarkson
>on the same tier as Shakesepeare and the Queen
How can one man's bantz be so based?
>>78240382
If you really love them let them go, just like how our mama Britain let us go 60 years ago.
>>78240883
>starts WW1
>cant Keep a world empire
>starts ww2
>tries to rule something during it But ends up being shit
you're talking about england, right?
>>78240382
>>78240382
Nope. The Brits are finally catching on to your act.
>>78240883
>starts ww2
stopped reading right there, you're an idiot
>>78240382
Thanks, m8, but fuck yourselves. Polls open in 40 minutes I'll be leaving shortly and voting to leave
>>78240382
We do
But only if you vote 'LEAVE'
>>78241551
THIS IS A TRUE PATRIOT
>>78240382
That's usually the words uttered by the violent partner in an abusive relationship when the victim is just about had enough with them
