>already has arab president
>larger than France, UK, Germany, Italy, Spian, Portugal, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Finland combined
>more fauna and flore than Europa combined
>largest military in South America
>has nuclear submarine
Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
When Europe is run over by the muslims, you can freely move to Brazil like the many who did only to work as slave labour to the superior latino race.
*gets robbed*
what the
>>78239612
>already has arab president
wut
>>78239761
>cucllJdc
Disregard opinion.
i like brown sweaty brazilian grill ass
>>78239612
let's see if your country survives the olympics first
>>78239612
>Stay away from
>beaches,
>crowded tourist sites,
>city centers,
>inner cities,
>college campuses,
>favelas,
>public parks
>crowded busses
>and NOTHING will happen to you.
That goes for here to btw
>>78239612
>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
basically stay away from everywhere then?
This has to be humor. Right?
10/10 on pic. At least you got that right.
>>78239910
Michel Temer is an arab and became our president.
We are doing it just like Europe.
:^)
*deals a lot of drugs*
good shit ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you are very wise, Brazilposter
>>78239612
>large non-white population
>extremely high crime rate
Does anyone else see a pattern here?
>>78240068
Oh fug, pls tell me he is at least a Christian. I don't think we could resist bringing democracy to a South American country if it had oil and an Arab Muslim leader...
>>78239612
>Stay away from everything
your bait tastes funny. i dont like it
Don't forget this too.
>>78240189
Thanks.
Does anybody actually have an arguement or everything is just banter?
>>78240062
>>78240046
I don't see why it is funny, desu.
These places SHOULD be avoided. Anyone visiting Brazil knows that.
>>78239612
>be jaguar
>get shot
>be Brazilian
>no money for food
>be baby
>get zika
>>78239612
>Stay away from all locations in Brazil and nothing will happen to you!
Will do
>>78239612
heard this shit for 20 or 30 years now
call me when something changes
>>78240612
That video would define America too.
But the monkey would be going on a segway because he won't walk anymore.
>>78240688
Brazilian south is the most germanic area in Brazil. It is even more homogenous than the USA germanic population.
>>78240722
>mfw Brazil has enough blue dots to cover half Europe
>>78240820
It is changing. Your economy is grinding down. Your society is falling with immigrants. Meanwhile Brazil is growing great.
>>78240746
Fucking jaguar had it coming. It'd not behave in a military parade. Everyone else does. All animals.
>>78240566
What do you think her butthole smells like?
>>78239612
You are just too far of being a developed country.
The greater Chile-Argentina-Uruguay union will be 1st world before you do, retarded nigger
>>78240956
Like all others.
No whitey will ever know.
>>78239612
South American countries are irrelevant garbage. Everyone knows that.
>>78241055
>Argentina
>1st world
Tu teras elegido un nuevo comunista peor qui los Kirchner hasta que yo termine de escreber este comentário.
>>78239964
hdclips dot br has a nice assortment of videos
>>78240722
>>78241197
Where's the garota pic nigger
>>78240314
Yes, he's Catholic
Pretty much all Arab Catholic from the Levant packed and left for Brazil during the early 20th century
>Brazil
>a developed country
We can only dream.
>>78239612
but in a civilized country none of those places would be "crime zones'
ZIKA will take care of all
>>78239612
>stay away from everything except the inside of a house
Yeah, sounds fucking great mate. Where do I sign up?
>>78239612
>Can't even control a virus outbreak that's fucking up your next generation
>Literal sewage in rivers
>Rampant murder, rape, kidnapping, robberies
>Developed country
>Citizens so used to crime that the majority of those in the streets have robbery money to give away just in case as bait for the robbers
k
>>78241494
What exactly is going on in that webm?
>>78241565
iirc it's an assadist catching a rebel off guard. not sure what kind of rebel, juding by the attire al nusra. as far as where, appears to be a type of checkpoint. but i too would like more details if anyone had them? or corrections...
>Brazilians all become infected with zika
>the next generation is microcephalic mutants
>entire country becomes some bizarre Hills Have Eyes horrorshow
>Arabs vs mutant BRs
I'd be okay with this.
>>78241735
It's just an average day in Brazil.
>>78240902
>>>78240820 (You)
>It is changing. Your economy is grinding down. Your society is falling with immigrants. Meanwhile Brazil is growing great.
[citation needed]
I thought Brazil solved a nation's energy crisis 10+ years ago, or at least I was hyped to believe... Brazil seems like a shithole wrapped in a money pit. The US wants to love central and south america (I do too, to be honest) but nothing ever improves.
your off-duty cops are awesome though.
>>78240722
Doesn't take a genius to notice the white populated areas of Brazil are the ones on the limit with Arg, the rest of the country is literally a zoo, but good try my monkey friend, keep trying and you'll get there.
this bait never gets old kek
>>78241820
Brazil has enough rivers to provide energy to whole world.
>>78241912
>>78241917
two in a row, how do you like that.
> on the limit
>limit
just for future reference we call it a "border" in english, not "limit'.
reminds me of this:
>INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020!!1
>>78239612
*tips banana
>>78242062
holy shit another one, argies are triggered.
>>78241912
Yeah. Near Argentina is like a zoo. The border marks your cell.
>inb4 we open Itaipu floodgates and destroy half your country
Don't piss me off, Zulu.
ITT:
>40 foreigner NEETs gang up on a single brazilian who has a job and has to wake up early tomorrow to study.
>>78242284
dale imbecil anda a hacer """""""OC"""""
>>78242284
Better than I expected but still needs refinement.
>>78239612
Your women have the nicest asses. I'll give your country that.
>>78239612
>designated murder streets
>government can't even pay public service wages, even to keep hospitals open
>zika virus
>needs military sweeps of every street to check and dismantle still water every week
>war with gangsters that the government is losing
>police only have jurisdiction in 1/3 of the country tops
>massive crime
>prisons are 1960s gulag tier
>communists often in power
>military revolution and/or coup every 10-20 years
>majority mixed nigger population
>can only get a conservative in power with an impeachment
>massive pollution
>hot as hell climate
>utilities largely owned by foreign countries, like Ontario Canada's teacher union
>has a carrier with a fucking ramp
>military is big because of mandatory service, is only used on own population
>chimpout over sports
>cultural pride for being late and lazy with everything
>etc etc etc
>WE'RE THE NEXT DEVELOPED COUNTRY GUYS
God help us
>>78242146
Don't be mad chicanito
>>78239612
>Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
Stay away from every where then? Fucking lol
>>78242284
Argentina, you are literally the extreme deviation before the center in the white bell curve.
The single existence of such a fucked up intellectual cesspool of human fuckery capacity in such a small part of South America disproves all racial theories ever created by white supremacists.
How do you feel being so bad - but so bad - that entire economic theories were disproved by your single mediocre unjustified existence?
>>78242484
>chicanito
hehe, not quite but close. to be fair argentina seems nice, better than brazil anyways.
>>78239612
why the fuck would you want to be a superpower?
>>78239612
Huehueistan had it's chance before the "Global Economic Crisis", now that the world economy has slowed too much for you to mooch off of Chinese demand, it's basically ogre for you. At least you got rid of Dildo Rousseff, but even if you keep her and her shitshow party out, it's gonna be 100x harder to turn your country around than it would've been ten years ago
>>78242572
Are you the same that made the moctezuma pasta?
>>78242337
>>78242302
¿acaso no podemos amarnos y vivir en paz hermanos sudamericanos? ;)
I just want a brazilian bunda. How I get a nice brazil bunda?
>>78242795
>OLd
llego el abuelo señores
>>78239612
>just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses
So basically every Brazilian city and town.
>>78242778
I just printed.
>>78242795
see. now paraguay, that's a real shit country, much worse than argentina or brazil.
>People responding to a obvious bait
>>78242778
>>78239612
>superior latino race
now I know you're baiting
>>78242426
What are Latino people anyway? Aren't they just a racial mix between white spaniards and the natives?
>>78242896
>stupid argie responding about people responding to bait.
just fuckin typical.
>>78239612
>stay away from beaches, tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses
So where are you supposed to go? The middle of the jungle?
>>78239612
Brazil?
Developed?
You're basically in the same boat as the US except 10x worse.
You will never be a developed country.
>>78242873
how do you think is Paraguay?
>>78243037
The Spanish/Portuguese shipped in slaves from africa, so some of them are part-nigger too (more in Brazil than elsewhere)
>>78243131
>The middle of the jungle?
Only if you want to be killed and eaten by uncontacted tribesmen
>>78243180
landlocked and full of mosquitoes?
good people tho, yea?
>>78241228
404 for me :(
>>78239612
>>already has arab president
>>larger than France, UK, Germany, Italy, Spian, Portugal, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Finland combined
>>more fauna and flore than Europa combined
>>largest military in South America
>>has nuclear submarine
And is predictably falling apart because it was all built on a rotten foundation of degeneracy and corruption. Your people don't have the cultural work ethic to be successful and only got to where you are now because there was plenty of resources to squander for as long as you did. Now, your urban infrastructure is falling apart, your people are getting poisoned by their own filth, crime is spilling into "safe zones", and the people are now finding out that the state coffers have literally been plundered by corrupt and incompetent politicians. Considering the golden ages of other nations, yours was a hilariously brief.
Post more Brazilian bunda you fucks
>>78239612
It's too bad Brazilians aren't white.
>>78239612
>stay in the countryside and you won't get raped/murdered
>avoid the only places that make brasil worth visiting
Sounds like a lovely place
>>78239612
>publicly known crime zones
DESIGNATED
CRIME
ZONES
>>78242572
Didn't they have a strong economy in the 90s?
>beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses
Okay man I'll just stay home and enjoy first world Brazil!
>>78243744
I came here to post this.
Op is delusional.
how did people fall for this bait this hard come on now
>>78241494
This shit looks like from Counter-Strike de_train!
>>78241912
>Iowhite
feels good.
>>78239612
>Adriana Lima will never be your wife
just
>>78239612
>Brazil
>Developed
>opening a sex disney land next year
yeah no.
>>78243968
Designated Murder districts
>>78244200
neo-/pol/
>>78240566
Don't see why it's funny that you have to avoid 90% of places in brazil, but you're claiming that Brazil is TOTALLY SAFE BRO?
10/10 troll
>>78239612
>When Europe is run over by the muslims, you can freely move to Brazil
But Brazil is overrun by dindus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
>>78239612
>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded buses
In other words, stay out of Brazil.
Also, Brazilians are violent sub-human monkeys.
>>78245032
How does Brazil even function
>>78239612
>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
holy shit you just defeated your own argument. so basically, the only safe space in Brazil is the airport
>>78243947
Is that Amy "Wake me up" Lee?
>>78245386
Assim como porra, cade seu dinheiro?
>>78245822
Nao tenho nada
>Already has arab president
That's cheating, non muslim Arabs are basically Jews.
>>78239612
>>78240566
Thanks, this was easy to download on my 14.4K modem.
>>78239612
>Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you
you're a funny fella
>>78245032
What's going on in #14? It looks like she's giving him her ipod.
>>78239612
>Before you guys call brazilians violent monkeys, just remember all murder only happen in publicly known crime zones. Stay away from beaches, crowded tourist sites, city centers, inner cities, college campuses, favelas, public parks and crowded busses and NOTHING will happen to you.
Kek, you just named like every place a person goes during their daily routine.
>>78240062
"This has to be humour right?"
Autistic robot
>>78240062
>This has to be humor. Right?
I imagine it's pretty hard for you to detect when there's no laugh track accompanying the joke.
