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So Venezuela is completely fucked. It's practically a failed
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So Venezuela is completely fucked. It's practically a failed state.

However, it does still have vast oil reserves.

What do we say, Ameribros? Time for a "humanitarian endeavor"?
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>>78239389

NO

NO MORE BROWN PEOPLE

JUST NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
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>>78239389
it would be the right thing to do


REV UP THOSE OIL DRILLS
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>>78239478

Im fine with "relocating" them if you know what I mean.
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>>78239389
>What do we say, Ameribros? Time for a "humanitarian endeavor"?

Nah. They're in a pickle. So offer them food (which we make DIRT CHEAP) in exchange for oil.
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>>78239389
What we ought to do is tell them if they abolish their government and write up a new constitution based on representative democracy, then sign a trade agreement with us, we'll send enough aid and support to get them on their feet.

Boom, more oil for us, more democracy in Latin America, more customers to sell blue jeans and iphones to, they get a decent country and the protection of Uncle Sam, and we get a new Israe- I mean a new ally.

It's completely voluntary, so if they don't want that then fuck em but if they do then everyone wins. And we don't even have to go to war.
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>>78239389
This.
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>>78239389
>Implying Russia is not on it.
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I say we give em the ol' economic hitman. Oh wait that already happened. This is all according to plan.
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I, for one, welcome my new burger overlords.
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>>78240230
Yes yes,very good goy. Its the burgers that are your overlords.
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>>78240230
I don't. We fuck up, now it's our responsibility to fix this.
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>>78240594

Go to bed Aristóbulo.
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>>78240664
Seriously, if you think we should delegate our problems to other people you really didn't learned anything from the last 17 years.
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>>78240594

Go to bed Daniella Cabello
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>>78240909

>Look mom! I can get my feet out of the shit bucket just by pulling up! I don't need no help!
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In the end, we are the stupid fucks that allowed the commies to take the power. Now it's our responsibility to KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
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>>78240594
There's actually only one who can save you:
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>>78241078

I couldn't vote back in 98' so i don't know how this is my fault, explain Daniella, i'm ready to be enlightened.
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>>78239562
send them to europe?
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I thought Hugo Chavez was a great leader?
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I'm kind of worried that the push back after the fall of Venezuela could be so far right they have anti-communista death squads and mass murder.
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>>78241410

Hugo is dead and he left his criminal son and his idiot son in charge... so yeah, great people
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Just install another dictator to give the commies what they deserve.

Free helicopter rides.
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>>78241410

Just charismatic as fuck, also a big troll, even on national tv.
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how the fuck do you guys even have internet
>>78241264
>>78241185
>>78241137
>>78241078
>>78241054
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>>78239478
we can burn them for fuel too
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>>78241527

We actually all share the same WIFI of la gobernación building right next to where we live.
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>>78241527
I live in America you freaking leaf.
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>>78241527
Probably like Brazil has internet

its cheap bread & circuses
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>>78241527
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Lmao

The US doesn't need oil from Venezuela or any other country. There is enough shale in the US to keep us energy independent for the next 100 years. Of course, this ignores the fact that fossil fuel dependence will accelerate climate change past a point of no return, and fuck the environment for the 22th century generation. Boomers, who currently control the vast majority of the world, do not give a shit about this. It's going to be up to millennials to clean up their fucking mess.
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>>78241446
Why do you even care, anon?
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>>78241527

Canada! You can't be here! Venezuela doesn't allow smoking on their Internet!
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>>78240230
>>78240594
We'll help you but you must ACCEPT THE DOLLAR as you currency.

See Pic name...
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>>78241054
Your point?
>>78241137
No. Again: NO ONE BUT US should be the ones to fucking eradicate the commies.
Get it?
We have to accept our part in history and them make the fucking government pay for their shit.
>>78241185
Fault? No, but it's our responsibility. The commies need to go down for our own hand so the stupid lefties all over the world don't start to yell "IT WAS MUH CIA CONSPIRACY".
That's all.
>>78241410
No. He was a bad leader and a terrible person.
>>78241446
We only need to kill the ones in power in the start. Them the rest (basically all of the PSUV and their friends) are going to die in jail.
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>>78241679

South Dakota's combustible water begs to differ burger, but keep acting like a proper Goy.
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>>78241616
so if you get banned all Venezuelans get banned?
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stop sticking your noses into everything
nobody likes you
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>>78241679
This is (moslty) true. Thanks to fracking.
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>>78239389

Venezuela only has heavy crude. It's basically mud + oil slop...not worth anything.
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>>78241679

Inb4 america sinks

>>78241751

Ur a big guy

>>78241776

When you're knee deep in shit sometimes you cant pull yourself out m8
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>>78241751
Thanks but I want to kill the commies myself.
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>>78241776

Are you a part of the DICOM cartel? You must be paid by the government for this. 100 bolivarés have been deposited in your account

>>78241792

Pretty much, yeah, you'll be banning la gobernación tho, not me, i'll just try to get some other WIFI.
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>>78241906
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>>78241633
Brazil literally has the most expensive/worst service internet in the world. What the fuck are you talking about burger?
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>>78239389
We need to wait for the to completely collapse into anarchy and revolution before intervening, otherwise it will only serve to vindicate their anti-imperialist rhetoric.
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>>78241906
>When you're knee deep in shit sometimes you cant pull yourself out m8
I know it's hard to believe but we still are not in the bottom. We still have a chance.
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>>78239389
No, please. The last thing we need is Chavismfags defending Maduro for "being a victim of the imperialism, he dindu nufin". Let them serve as an example of what happen when you apply stupid economic policies to your country.
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is it true your grocery stores are like empty?
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>>78241974
>>78241965
>>78241906
The way to salvation is to adopt the US dollar. It is the only way to save your country.
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>>78239389
We're gonna bomb em and take the oil
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>>78239389
>However, it does still have vast WMD reserves.
Why didn't you say so sooner? Of course we'll liberate them!
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>>78242041

Yeah that's pretty much it, certified camarada cooperante up in here, burgers you should check out con el mazo dando next week, we're all featuring.
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>>78242085

Obligatory.
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>>78241965
Can you shut up and understand that we are the only ones capable of getting out of this mess?
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>>78242114

I'll suck that d if i have to.
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>>78242023
Some brazil anon posted that the government gave the hues in the favelas free computers

I just assumed internet would be the next logical step
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>>78242144
america will never liberate someone as well as russia
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Got contracted to go there already, get ready for some shit.
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>>78242106
That's true for every commie nation, like Russia.
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>>78242230
Venezuela needs its own
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>>78239478
Or... use them for slave labor and just TAKE their oil fields. Then nuke them after we've milked them dry.
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>>78242033
Even then if you (or anyone) comes here the lefties around the world will scream "MUH CONSPIRACY" and shit.
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>>78242041
>>78241965
>>78241906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BOd8vlRkg
How does living in the third impact feels?
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Venezuelan immigrant here pls nuke it its a mercy kill [spoiler]except maracaibo I have family there[/spoiler]
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>>78242085
This. This is the point.
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>>78242292
i know, i was born in russia, but they werent empty
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>>78242106
Mostly.
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>>78242114
That actually it' correct.
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>>78242400
im guessing no milk or meat just pasta products?
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>>78242106

Any subsidizes products are scarce as fuck, aka rice, corn flour, etc. But supermarkets are full of shit that aint subsidized, so if you on min wage you fucking starve. Thanks gov for dem price regulations!
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>>78242261
Alright alright, since it's such a global threat, we'll let russia help as well.
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>>78240594
I appreciate this kind of attitude and thinking

Rest of you fuckers take note
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>>78240594
>>78240664
>>78241008
>>78241054
Is Venezuela really as bad as the news makes it out to be?
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>>78242466
Is it illegal to grow your own food on a small scale?
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>>78242494
>spics getting anything accomplished
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>>78242163
Go fuck yourself then, fuck head. We still have too much chavista scum left to worry about people like you.
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>>78242297

Google Perez Jimenez and fucking bring him back from the dead CIA burger pls
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>>78242559
Its worse than that
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>>78241870
So you send it to a refinery?
Seriously I know neither of us have proper experience with oil but to try and think it wouldn't easily cover the costs is dumb.
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>>78242559

Bretty bad if you a min wagecuck

>>78242561

Goverment ia actually encouraging that
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>>78239478
all of the high / middle classes of Venezuela are white tho
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>>78241446
> the push back after the fall of Venezuela could be so far right they have anti-communista death squads

I'm becoming quite erect at the thought of this.
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>>78242297
We agree on that. But I want the joy to do that myself.
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>>78239389
>What do we say, Ameribros? Time for a "humanitarian endeavor"?

no
the moment the US gets involved socialists all over the world will go "SEE THE US WAS WHY VENEZUELA FAILED AND NOT SOCIALISM, WE NEED TO TRY SOCIALISM AGAIN"

the more Venezuela continues to spiral into failed state status the harder the truth that socialism doesn't work will be
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I dont want any country to live under socialism, my family knows the disaster effects of soviet communism
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>>78239389
Let's liberate 'em
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>>78242346
No.
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>>78239389
Time for operation Venezuelan freedom
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KEK! SILLY NIGGER DON'T YOU KNOW AMERIFATS ONLY GO TO WAR FOR ISREAL!!??
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>>78242463
Pretty much. And even pasta is quite hard to get some times.
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>>78242710
>the moment the US gets involved socialists all over the world will go "SEE THE US WAS WHY VENEZUELA FAILED AND NOT SOCIALISM, WE NEED TO TRY SOCIALISM AGAIN"
Truuu
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>>78239389
I think it's time for some freedom. I would recommend setting up the rebels (you know, send in special forces to train rebel groups and the CIA to arm the rebels) to be able to take down the government. Then set up a puppet state. Of course, with a power vacuum someone is going to eventually take over. Let's just hope that this isn't religious extremists like in the middle east.
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>>78239562
Armenia 2. Electric boogaloo.
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>>78242800
fuck man, what jobs do the middle class people have?
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>>78242723
how so? where is your family from?
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as long as venezuela becomes colombian territory.
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>>78242494
Yeah. This goes for the rest of the world as well.
USA should care ONLY of what happens to USA
>But muh kids in syria are dying
>Muh mexican immigrants want to come
THAT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
And that applies for EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.
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>>78242757
Marico ya hay papel?
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>>78242559
Worse.
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>>78243074

A mil bolos guon
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>>78242561
Technically? No. But they will probably find a way to steal that.
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>>78243000

Go to bed Uribe
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>>78242664
Hmmm
Not so sure about that.
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>>78242934
ill assume canada
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Venezuelan bros, most of you were too young when Chavez was elected (legitimately too I might add). If you have any family that supported the bastard who ruined your country, you know what to do when the day of the rope comes...
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>>78242762

You're deluded if you think we can fix it, you must be one of those idiots who believe in el Referendo and actually thinks la oposición is not negotiating, Julio Borges actually said he wants to make minimum wage 200.000 bs, but he doesn't speak out about removing el control de cambio or setting a rate to adopt the dollar as the main currency in Venezuela, seriously just anhero already, we don't need another bachaquero or another son of an enchufado shitposting in here. Idiot.
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Based baseball playing nation.
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Kek wills it.
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i just want qt brown women.

who want a white men to rescue them from extreme poverty and instability.
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>>78242934
Sverdlovsk
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>>78243431
>>78243431

>>78243431
>>78243431

>>78243431
>>78243431

NEW THREAD
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>>78239389
>>78239389
Nah, it's shit tier oil, and comes with the huge price tag of millions of shitskins, and a failed state. It's not like we can realistically just kill them all.

>captcha is stop sign in Spanish
Exactly.
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>>78239389
let it be. nature will sort it out on its own.
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Contrary to popular belief the USA has already more oil than they could ever want within their own borders.
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>>78242710
THIS. THIS EXACTLY.
Believe me I will be happy to see those commie fuckers die asap BUT if we don't make it right then we will have another 12 of april.
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>>78239478
Were not brown you cunt, i was born there and lived there for 12 years im white as fuck, the only brown ones are to the west of the country or the south but yeah nuke it idc anymore
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>>78242370
But even with all the shit you are going through, most leftist in my country defend Maduro's policies, saying It's all opposition fault and that we're worse in Spain than in your country.

See this if you want to rage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfFDLph2Pk
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>>78241410
Nah, just a great cult of personality type. He was a socialist, by definition a bad leader.
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>>78239389
We saw them first faggots
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>>78243533
50 trillion sitting beneath our feet. But instead we buy oil from Saudi Arabia and Canada, and regulate our own fossil fuel industries into death or near death.
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>>78242924
Thank fucking god my dad got sometime ago a job as manager in a super market.
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>>78243000

Oh Uribe, so funny, so delusional all the time. You're senile right?
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>>78241914
Man what even is Venezuela anymore... i left 5 years ago but i hide a lot of friends and family here until they get their papers
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>>78243728
Canadian oil is the best oil
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>>78241291
kek
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>>78243000
I'm pretty sure we both have our fair share of troubles to even think about something like that.
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>>78243074
No.
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>>78243761

Go to bed son of a manager of Abastos Bicentenario
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Aww too bad, we took them over already :^)
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>>78242879
Kek
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>>78243310
Oh believe me. I dream all the time with that day.
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>>78243761

BACHA

>>78243728

>2030
>America sinks due to fracking
>No more burgerland
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>>78243728
Maybe your endgame is starving the world of oil and have a monopoly.
It may end with china nuking you according to fallout.
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>>78243948
Bachaqueroooo
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>>78243318
Yeah, you're a shill that can't even use the site properly.
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>>78243400
My parents are from Romania, the also lived in a communist country and they know!
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>>78243363
I would cum in her asshole, if you catch my drift.
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>>78243533
Not so sure about that. But the point is that right now they don't need our oil (that's why the prices are so low).
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>>78244064
did your parents have any friends who had parents as kgb so they could illegally get english books?
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>>78241809
butt out finland, or we'll invade your country for trying to obtain nukes
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>>78244045

You're a big guy.
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>>78243594
Well of course. Lefties always are going to be retarded.
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>>78243594

Fucking leftists trying to teach me that socialism is the way while im fucking starving

Triggered
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>>78243800
It's shit. Just shit.
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>>78240018
holy shit this
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>>78243864
Sure, m8...
Go shill in a place where people give a fuck about you.
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>>78240018

I was sold at iphones ans burgers
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>>78244409
Fucking christ brother... what are the odds of a full blown revolution happening?
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>>78244228
They had 1 hour of television per day and communist propaganda all over the news, books,... French was thought at school, no English at all. And no they didn't really have any access to western information
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>>78244351
If you are starving cancel your internet service and save energy by not turning your computer on.
Come on man, you're not getting carpet bombed you are just enduring socialist crooks, dont be a bitch about it.
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>>78244597
Soon most likely. In any way or another the government wouldn't last much more.
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>>78244624
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>>78244599
i remember my dad telling me how he got illegal copies of sherlock homles, and how missing communist rallies at school could get you arrested
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>>78244536
>>78240018

Question, would you use of like you used Costa Rica?
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>>78239389

not even worth it right now

their oil is so shitty that they have to import lighter oil to mix with it before it can be sold and it costs like 10x as much per barrel to produce as saudi oil

if price was as high as it was a few years ago then sure but there is a glut and its not going away any time soon
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>>78244763
thats right, buy superior alberta oil
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>>78244682
You ready for that bro? If its soon i hope you have a plan either hide it out or help the cause either way i highly recommend stockpiling anything you can
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>>78239389
They should have try to replicate the Asian meme of Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan and China.

It would be better than to try to create a socialist shithole.
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>>78244757

U wot
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>>78239389
oil is in the shitter bro, we can't humanitarian mission anyone until it hits at least $85/barrel
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>>78244703
Yeah that was the sad reality...
My great-grandfather went to Detroit to work, made a lot of money and came back in Romania... He bought a big house, proprety, animals,...and when the commies arrives they took everything. He became equally poor.
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>>78244863
Help of course. I want to kill some commies.
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>>78244597

Don't belive this faggot, Government has tight control and the military is with the Government, guys like Diosdado Cabello can't afford to lose diplomatic protection becuase of their ties with drug trafficking, this guy >>78244682 is just being a deluded asshole who doesn't understand that we're deeply fucked.

Inb4 Almagro will save us and la carta democratica

KEK
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>>78243969
Nah, Obama's endgame is enriching his green energy mafia friends, and making the US more dependent on foreign sources of oil. His agenda is to make the US weaker any way he can, it seems.

>>78243948
Where did you get your information on fracking, your state media? Fracking is much cleaner than solar panels, for example. If you include the fossil fuel required to mine the rare earth elements and the energy required to make the panels in China and ship them here. Natural gas is cheap, clean, and abundant. Not taking advantage of it would be the dumbest move possible. We could literally supply all of our own power, for a fraction of the cost. Trump's vision of American is so bright.
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>>78244944
Maybe Obama can ask the Saudis and OPEC to "adjust" the price again.
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THIS THREAD IS A HONEYPOT FOR VENEZUELAN REVOLUTIONARIES

OP IS SEBIN AND IS MONITORING THIS THREAD VIA VPN
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>>78245017
my grandfather was actually friends with the emperor of ethiopia but when he came back to russia the communists stole the ceremonial dagger and ans gold coin boxes he got as a gift
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>>78239478
No, take the oil.

The God-Emporer would not forgive us if it went to waste.
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>>78245150
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>>78244912
He's a shill, m8. One of those fedora fags that give us a bad name. Never doing anything, just crying and whining about ALL the things that MUD makes.
Justo como ese articulo que le gusto a Ramos Allup hace tiempo: "Los opositores de la oposicion".
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ok, so when is the next date for the referendo?
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>>78245628

2017 so chavismo stays in power
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>>78245054
Ah no. The OEA can only help for pressure, that's all. Go and be a shill in other place.

And no. The government loves to make look like they have absolute control in the army, but they don't. Same shit that happened with Perez Jimenez.
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>>78242213
fuck the other dude, God speed bro, kill the commies
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>>78245232
Like I fucking care about those fuckers anymore.
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>>78245541

>Quoting Ramos Allup and not being ironic

I'm gonna go to bed now, thanks man... MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT.

Since you're probably Capriles posting or Ocaríz, Respect i guess?
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>>78245628
We are going to finish the verification soon and then we need the true signatures.
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>>78245695
Nope.
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>>78245845
Thanks m8.
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>>78245938
Yeah go being a fedora fag to other place. Whining all day without doing shit.
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>>78245795
No such thing as absolute control with just an army. You need money to fund the bread and circuses, to keep people complacent, like we do in the US. You can't control people with pure force, it never works. Especially when the mechanism of that force is dying for funds.
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>>78245904

We'll visit you in la tumba soon mate.
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>>78239389
If Venezuela were in the Middle East, America would be all over nation building and "humanitarianism."

But its not, its in Latin America. The US hasn't has an armed military intervention in Latin America since 1989. And we can no longer invade Latin America militarily because of the political power the Latino population has in the US.

It would be political suicide for the party that invades Latin America. We'd have stories from Maria Gonzales "the US military went to Venezuela and killed my nephew, he was a good Catholic boy." The party would lose votes from Latinos and Catholics, and Latinos would find ways to riot if we invaded Latin America.
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>>78246009

Say hi to your new 2017-2019 el presidente
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>>78245979
How the fuck can you get signatures when the government is overtly threatening anyone who stands up against them?
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>>78246264
>venezuelan memes
The internet is the greatest invention.
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>>78246300

When youre hungry you stop giving fucks about threats
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Stay safe Venezuela bros. Has your crime rate surpassed Honduras yet?
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>>78241965
how much does that translate to real money $0.02 ?
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>>78246372
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>>78246384
Good point. It's easy to forget that people with nothing left to lose don't care if they die. I know guns are banned but can you guys get your hands on shotgun cartridges? You could make a pipe shotgun.
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>>78246195
That's the point. They try to make look like the army is 100% with chavez, but that's not true. Actually they are not doing much better than the rest of us.
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>>78246472

0.1 @ black market rate
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>>78246199
>Literally using chavista-tier threats
Yeah m8, fuck off.
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>>78246544

EL CHOPO
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>>78242581
Next best idea, we'll just start state sponsoring assassinations of Communists. It's what the CIA is supposed to be for, not spying on our allies. Killing commies is the whole reason the CIA was created.
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>>78246300

They like to pretend we're free and stuff, so they are open to us getting the signatures, they just make it harder and slow down the process so we end up having the referendum next year so they stay in power

>>78246195

Actually, the military live like kings still in this country man, they access to $$$ and that makes them comfy and powerful. They can acquire food (At a higher prices, but who gives a fuck they sell 1 $ and get a bunch of Bs) they can travel if they need to acquire medicines, they can import brand new cars from the states, so they feel fine as fuck.
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>>78246264
Ah no.
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>>78246300
Because we don't really have much less to lose? Quite simple.
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>>78246384
This.
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>>78246723

Make the CIA great again. Better dead than red.
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>>78239389
Last thing we need is more Mexicans.

>>78239562
That will be the nail in the coffin for the oil profits.
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>>78246737

t. Delusional
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>>78239389
no we have tons of oil... so does canada, japan, scotland, ireland, russia, china, almost every one in the middle east, chile ect

those faggots in venezuela can gofuckthemselves
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>>78246546
Yeah it's only a matter of time before mass defection and desertion, when the state can't even afford to feed the army anymore. That's when shit starts getting REAL, because nothing stokes a revolution like military defectors joining the ranks of the rebels, supplying training and much needed guns.
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>>78246904

No (You)
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I remember as a kid I went to a baseball game (in the US) where Chavez threw out the pitch in full uniform. Now, all of the American baseball camps in Venezuela are closed because of murder and rioting.

Socialism sucks the life out of every aspect of a country and Venezuela is the biggest example of it.
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>>78246921

It's funny because you underestimate the government and their cuban advisors... But w/e, Burgers have always underestimated everything, They underestimated Trump and here we are.
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>>78246456
Of course.
>>78246472
Less, I think.
>>78246544
Maybe.

Wow this guy:
>>78246728

He's either a shill or a huge idiot. Take your pick.

>>78246888
Then just fuck off, stupid nini.
>>78246921
It would be a lot quicker than that. Happened before.
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>>78247197
No, I just know how socialist systems collapse, we've seen it dozens of times before. The army is always the last to starve, but they always do in the end, and that's when shit breaks down.
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>>78247197
>Hating on based Trump
Yeah. Shill and stupid.
Stay mad.
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>>78243728
Yes, in the end we will be the only ones with oil.
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>>78247099

Shouda shot that fucking mulato right there bra
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>>78247345
Don't pay more attention to him, m8. I will not answer to that fag anymore.
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>>78247345
Sorry, let me boil this down into the more concise Thatcher quote. "Socialism only works until you run out of other people's money".
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>>78247519
Exactly.
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THE EMPIRE MUST GROW
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>>78247519

>DIDN DU NUFIN
>GIB MOAR MONEY FOR FREE LUNCHES
>IT WASNT REAL SOCIALISM!
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>>78247519

we're pretty much a dictatorial regime that pretends to be a socialism burgerbro so that quote about socialism doesn't apply to us, btw, BASED Thatcher.

>>78247421

Underrated post

>>78247433

So that means we won't hear from hay un camino (you) anymore?
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>>78240594
Stupid motherfucker.
You can't fix this. All the people that could do something about this left years ago. All that's left here are is a dumb and ignorant population who still believes in the economic war and that Chavez was their lord and savior.

Taking out Maduro and his buddies wouldn't do shit. When another cunt comes in saying he'll give the people free stuff and fight against the bourgeois that are stealing all their gibs mes, they'll go right back to voting for him and we'll have another Chavez.

You want this shit to get fixed? Then hope our next big earthquake takes out all the stupid ignorant cunts from the barrios and start importing educated people into the country. Otherwise we're stuck in an endless cycle.
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>>78247433

Capriles if you spent more time campaigning and making sure your signature gets validated we wouldn't be here bro.
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>>78247885

Underrated post.
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>>78247885
The point of stopping the endless cycle is doing it right, fuck head. We don't need an earth quake. We need work. Hard and long work to teach the commie sheeps how a country is made.
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>>78247885
If you really think that the country is loss then get out of the way. We don't need cowards.
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>>78248279

Marico ya, se serio, andas como una jeva guindada del pipi de Capriles, Ramos Allup y Leopoldo, tu lo que quieres es un Gangbang
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WHY SO MANY MEMEZUELANS IN THIS THREAD, GB2 THE FOOD LINES
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>>78240018
>implying they won't buy samsung smartphones instead of icucks
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>>78248586

It's 3 am in the morning, i'm not a bachaquero, i do my food lines in broad daylight.
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>>78248622

I would love a Nexus so i can embrace my Google Botnet overlords harder.
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Venezuela lleva décadas sufriendo de una crisis que por las circunstancias actuales parece no tener final, una crisis a través de la cual muchos venezolanos se han acostumbrado poco a marico el que lo lea.
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>>78248279
And how do you plan to magically convert these people? They have no morals, their families have no morals, the society they live in has no morals.
They're not even commies, just sheep. If Maduro started shittalking socialism tomorrow they would all gladly accept it, just like they accept all the other stupid shit he says even when it makes absolutely no sense. They're dumb, they're ignorant, and they don't care. All that matters in this country is ME and what I'M going to receive.

For it to truly change you would need a major twist. Maybe something like what they did in the Philippines. Your "hard working spirit :^)" isn't going to take us anywhere.

>>78248417
If I had the money to leave this hellhole I would've done so ages ago. You can keep all your ignorant non-white fighters for all I care.
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>>78248948
Is settle then. You think a nation can be build easily and quickly? Wrong, very wrong. So yeah, it's better that you go to other place.
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>>78248948
Next year we'll have elections and the opportunity to get rid of our actual cuck socialist president but it seems they have control on elections since now. If you have success on kicking maduro's ass pls gib us your recipe. We won't hold another 4 years with this
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Is it true that you guys have to go find food in the forest because the stores are empty and inflation has turned your currency to worthless paper?

Why don't you immigrate to an other country, they obviously don't have your best interests at heart.
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>>78249218

Go to bed Capriles.
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>>78249264
You have to fight. Good things are not easy to accomplish.
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>>78249304
No money to emigrate.
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>>78249304

>Implying the canadian dollar has any value

I lold about the forest part though, 4/10 leafpost
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>>78248945

Try harder
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to all the Venezuelans in this thread, when you guys actually make it to the front of the food line...what do you get? Do you go for staples like flour and rice, or do you just say fuck it and grab yourself some snack food to get comfy for the inevitable collapse?
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>>78249264

>Correa is a dirty socialist!
>National currency: US Dollar
>Apple stores all over the place

Wat
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>>78249448

Is this real bait, OH MY GOD YOU'RE JUAN REQUESENS this explains everything, WHY IS JUAN CARLOS CALDERA STILL A THING AFTER HE BASICALLY KEKED ALL OF LA OPOSICION BY BEING AN IDIOT?
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>>78249575

You get whatever the fuck the food truck brought that day, pretty fucking random
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>>78249575

We pretty much get what they give us, from cooking oil to... flour or something else. Snack food is not regulated so you can get it anywhere but you pay a high price.
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>>78249575
We need to food, m8. No games here.
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>>78249828

>We need to food

What did you mean by that Juan?
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>>78249727
but do you get to choose from a random selection of whatever is there, or do they just hand you shit and say begone? Like can you wait all day just to be given a bag of onions? or can you make requests?
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>>78248948
Being a white-presenting brown person with a comparable IQ in a country like Venezuela must be suffering when you can't easily escape and have no money and your life isn't even important to anyone.

Makes me glad to be a white American all the more. Hang in there, Luis.
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>>78240230
How do you guys even have internet?
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>>78249448
This mad cuck president is saying everywhere that "rich" people is trying to boicot his "poor people" government. We're facing radicalisation in our society, so much it can spark a civil war dude, literally we're getting opposite sides right now

>I guess my 7,62 semi auto rifle and my .38 revolver are gonna have action
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