DIVINE PUNISHMENT FOR OPEN DEFECATION
bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36593856
>>78232807
What a shocking story
Farewell Pajeets
Teach the angels how to poo in the loo
Were they in lightning free zones?
Ban assault ligthings
Designated lightning streets?
Or do the clouds just shit in the streets as well?
>India is so obscenely overpopulated that the odds of people being hit by lightning swing far enough for dozens to be killed by it
>be indian
>get hit by lightning
lmao you cant make this shit up
DESIGNATED CONDUCTING RODS
>>78233037
>>78233348
Getting hit by lightning is much more likely if you're in an open field. It's almost a certainty that out of 90 people, at least a handful must have been shitting outside
>walk into a field to take a shit
>get hit by lightning
Should have used the designated street
>>78233945
When will the tragedies stop? When will they learn?
Don't use the Earth as a toilet and Kek won't have to strike you down
>>78233945
>Should have used the designated street
BAN ASSAULT LIGHTNING
>>78232807
Ban street shitting
>even lightning beats our killstreak
We need to step up our shooting efforts
lightning storm? damn dude i would've shit myself.
crazy overpopulation
>>78232971
Fuck man, my sides. Vote Brexit btw pls thx.
>>78234128
>>78233945
>>78234128
PANJEET MY SON. YOU MUST MAKE ANOTHER DECISION.
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET.
OR
NOT DESIGNATED SHITTING FIELD
...
-AYO MAYN HOL UP DIS IS LIGHTNING FOR DUH TAKIN OF DUH BLACK MAYNS IT
>>78232971
You forgot to post pic, Carlos.
>>78234329
don't tell people what to do, ignorant burger scum
>>78233469
>>78234315
These
>>78232807
Imagine if it happened on a DSS (Designated Shitting Street)
Imagien Pajeets sphincter tightening up, interupting the spurts and farts, as the thunder creeps ever closer.
And then it hits Rasheed.
A scream, his body stiff, tumbled over, his face in on the ground his ass high up in the air
Sprrrrrt sprr t
His last poo, as smoke emits from his corpse, and his poo.
They all start screaming
Some in the confusiom frantically tried to wipe their asses with their right hand
Horro on their faces
They realise what they did, and as soon as they do
Lighting strikes them down
Sprrrrt
Broooom
Spprt BROOM sprrrrt BROOM
One by one
They poo and fall and poo
>>78232971
Ya, it's a real shit storm
>>78232807
Governmental sources report that it was an experiment gone wrong. We were trying to make designated electronic shitting street loosely based on electric Japanese toilets.
>>78235229
Shit happens. Progress aint free, pushing for improvement can be fatal.
>>78235229
ID
>DEHsignated
>>78232807
You could say they Indians got some electrolytes
Most public defecation in India is done on open fields, right?
So there were probably a few people who got struck while taking a shit.
Kek's brutal way of meming India into better hygiene. Praised be.
>>78235455
Considering the population, I don't think a few 100 deaths can stop the project.
>>78235762
100 is nothing burger
Considering the population i can knock more than that in no time
Im out
>>78235512
Go fuck yourself, Carlos.
>>78236708
tragic.
we should poo outside the rest of the week in solidarity
>>78236986
Been there done that. Raise your banter standards burger.
A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL
>>78232807
Even the hindu gods are tired of their shit
