Stephen Colbert just destroyed gun nuts and their stupid penis compensators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFbk5fQCRc
/pol/ BTFO again
No one needs a fully-semiauto high-capacity assault rifle with extended magazine clip.
>but muh self defense
That's why police exist
>but muh tyrannical government
Your Assault AR-15 won't beat the Army's drones, you dumb rednecks.
because everyone lives minutes from a police station
faaaart
>>78227795
A pistol can bring down a plane why not an ar 15?
>>78227795
>Taking political advice on complex issues from a comedian
Idiot
>>78227795
You poor shill
Your masters show will be cancelled soon enough and there is not enough shilling you can do to stop it.
>need
You've overstayed your vacation Jean-luc
>>78227795
The same old arguments. It's the definition of madness.
>>78227795
Iraqis, viet cong, and afghanis have beat the us with less.
I thought the police were bad guys out to get all blacks and liberals?
>>78228149
Colbert is smarter than anyone on /pol/
>>78227795
Is it weird that I actually used to have some respect for this man?
Yes, his whole Colbert show persona was just an act, but I swear sometimes it almost felt like he believed the shit he was attempting to make fun of.
Now we have just another talk show host letting out hot air
>>78228449
He's also paid more to shill harder.
>>78227795
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/146307088451/why-gun-control-cant-be-solved-in-the-usa
>>78227795
>fully semiauto
>>78228449
He is about /b/-tier intelligence
>>78227795
Europe, Australia, and Canada have lower gun crime because they are majority white. Give Europe a couple more decades of mass Muslim immigration till whites are at 60% like in the USA and watch gun crime skyrocket.
Most gun crime occurs in democrat run cities by niggers with handguns.
>>78229045
this is an obvious bait thread, just look at these fucking reeeeeee's >>78228449
Only people with guns have rights.
>>78227795
Let's go airdrop an equivalent number of guns comparable to the population of all of Europe on them.
Surely, their gun-control laws will prevent anyone from using those guns in unlawful ways.
>>78229094
They also don't have gangs and cartels coming from all corners of the Earth into their countries. I'd imagine a great percentage of the victims of gun violence are killed by illegal weapons, and are in possession of illegal weapons themselves.
Mass shootings are a production of bad parenting and shit-tier mental health care.
>>78227795
>pea shooters won't beat military
Tell that to the Vietkong, kid.
>>78227795
>gun crime rates are more important than overall violent crime rates
you a shit
>>78227795
It's a pity the private interest is what's in control of congress, not the people.
>What is the Black Market
>>78228593
You should have respect.
Politics aside the dude's a top tier comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5wvSTKe5g
>>78229718
Then again, would any sane person trust the people in this day and age?
>>78227795
OP is a faggot
>>78229583
The VC never won a single battle
>>78227795
Europe doesn't have niggers
>>78227795
Funny, Jamaica has gun control too, and were an island! So lets see you libcucks explain the stupidly high amount of yearly shootings...
>PROTIP: you cant
>>78230224
and yet they won the war
rly mks u tnk
>>78227795
hold up. lets wait for Tom Cruise, JK Rowling and Bill Nye to weigh in before we decide on gun laws
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/su4v1v/the-colbert-report-terrorist-nelson-mandela
same guy who was demonizing the watch list now using it to further his own agenda.
>>78227795
I dont get it. Chicago is a gun free city. How are there so many gun deaths in a gun free city? Do criminals not obey the law?
Jo Cox
>>78230560
>Do criminals not obey the law?
It's weird, it's like how they banned and made making bombs illegal too, yet look at what happened at the Boston Marathon
...really makes you think
>>78227795
>Stephen Cuckbert
Back to plebbit with you Joe.
>>78227795
europe has way less non whites too
>>78229718
How is the NRA the evil one here? Literally every private interest has billions more invested than the NRA and no one bitches about taht shit.
>>78228989
This guy is great.
>>78230695
Yeah I just don't get it, people don't ever drink and drive (because it's illegal) but alcohol is a significant factor in traffic fatalities. Something really strange is going on in this world and we need to get to the bottom of it.
>>78230322
Blacks. Take them out it'd in line with the population.
>>78230154
At least the guys back then were willing to get shot at over their statement instead of patting themselves on the back over a twitter post.
>>78227795
shame to see such a massive talent be such a cuck
>>78227795
>Your Assault AR-15 won't beat the Army's drones, you dumb rednecks.
I don't get what retards think when they say shit like this. I know this is bait, but if anybody can explain this autism, that would be awesome.
Do people honestly think that you fight a war with a drone? Do people honestly think you fight a war with a tank?
For a drone to be effective, you have to know where the enemy is. For a tank to be effective, there has to be armor or buildings for it to fight. Both assets are not terribly helpful in a guerrilla war (as the Middle East has proven). The US has only 30 armed drones, under 9000 tanks, and only a million active duty military (many of which they assume will defect in a civil war). If *one percent* of the US population fights a civil war, the military will be outnumbered 3 to 1, with many active duty and exmilitary personnel, in-depth knowledge of how the military works, most US assets weeks away overseas, etc.
Do people honestly think the government could win without nukes?
>>78230523
did he dead?
>>78227795
Doesn't Britain have like 4x as many violent crimes?
>current year nu-male priest thinks he's eligible to ridicule
>>78230523
I can't grow guns in my back yard
>>78230154
>>78230993
>>78227795
>Your Assault AR-15 won't beat the Army's drones
This is bait but I'm taking it so other people can take note of this video and share it.
It's really, really easy to hide from drones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQyxlsW2ag
>>78231535
>I can't make guns in my garage
>>78227795
he srsly doesn't give a fuck about his ratings does he?
isn't he supposed to be reaching to a broader audience? this shit aint comedy central....
>>78227795
>current year
>taking political advice from comedians
>>78231279
Exactly. America has not fared too well in guerrilla warfare. So it's laughable to think that they could wipe out millions of pissed off whites (with plenty of defected military) when they couldn't handle a bunch of sneaky chinks in Vietnam nor a bunch of disorganized dune coons.
And the statement "Your Assault AR-15 won't beat the Army's drones, you dumb rednecks" is also autist for a different reason. They're basically saying you should surrender your right to defend yourself just because there's a good chance you'd lose anyway. By that logic, why don't we make in mandatory for women to not attack rapists since the chances are that they'll just get overpowered anyway?
>>78227795
Thank God! Now if we can only get some police officers to solve all our problems in Brazi- Oh wait.
>>78227795
I prefer to take advice from a person who's not being paid by Obama
https://youtu.be/pELwCqz2JfE
https://youtu.be/jwLjFm6GMBM
https://youtu.be/_T-F_zfoDqI
https://youtu.be/kRAw3VWVyD8
https://youtu.be/FOwy9OWfnAM
https://youtu.be/5dFXxxpOR8M
https://youtu.be/avoFkTfNz2A
>be leftard
>hate police brutality
>want bigger government
>want only police to have guns
>>78231393
yes
All these late night people trying to ride the popularity of John Oliver style "social commentary". I can't wait for this format to crash and burn.
>>78227795
to be fair he had an open minded debate with Bil O'reilly and bill dropped the fucking ball even though colbert only tossed him one or two hardball questions. i wanted to jump in and answer for bill because he was fucking everything up going towards "muh guns constitution" as if the constitution wasnt in danger of being amended and "trump will use any tactic to his disposal to win the general election" when Steven set him up to apologize for Trump. Trump doesn't need to apologize for anything, we know that. the comment on his twitter about "not needing congratulations" was fucking retarded though and the intern should be shot
Reminder that here in Mexico, past Sunday, federal police officers shoot and killed 9 citizens who were in a protest, and it's not the first time that police/military uses their own guns with real bullets (not rubber ) against the people
>>78227795
>That's why police exist
I didn't realize the police had teleportation devices so that they can beam into my living room the instant some dindus bust down my door and threaten my family.
Oh, they don't have that.
Okay, then shut the fuck up.
>>78232421
like this debate was bad man, i was embarrassed. it got to he point where colbert had to say "hey look i cant even respect that you have that opinion Bill maybe you should reiterate differently for the audience" and bill as usual sat like a fat fucking conservaturd with his chin high trying to argue that trump was the second coming and we couldnt discuss his failures
>>78227992
It doesn't even take a minute to bust down your door, shoot you or a member of your family, grab something valuable and leave.
Gun-grabbers want you, your family, your parents, grandparents and friends to all be completely defenseless.
>>78232180
>he thinks the police will protect him
Are you aware of something called response time? You should see the average time in major American cities.
Most people don't think things through very far, they also probably think the US has hundreds of drones at least because of how much we spend on the military.
When are people going to get that the police will not fucking save you? There was a cop outside of Pulse, the nightclub that got shot up in Orlando. And you know what he did? He fucking called for backup and just chilled outside. Even when police made their precious "perimeter" around the place, it was 3 hours until SWAT even arrived. And remember, this was a public place with a police officer already there. Imagine what that would be like at your house
>>78227795
>EUROPE HAS MANY GUN CONTROL LAWS!!!
Yeah like "Free machine-gun?"
>>78227795
It's time to go home.
>>78227795
EUROPE ALSO HAS LESS NIGGERS
>>78233652
>>78228593
he's a good performer. he needs to shut the fuck up though.
>>78227795
What is this, like the 500th time you pathetic faggots want us to believe your left wing comedians actually have an argument let alone blown anyone out?
If no one needs it, why does the government need them?
>>78233730
>suicide
God damn.
>>78227795
Well you realize that your talking about the Democrats right? Your not that stupid that you think the late night Comedy and satire are actually valid political opinion? Oh, Oh Sorry, I didn't realize Excuse me.
>>78233959
>>78233868
not all leftists are kike-lovers
>>78228449
>>78227795
The unfunny kike puppet dances as it's kike masters please, talking down to the masses still watching the electric jew.
>it's a rich white liberals behind an army with guns behind a police force with guns behind private security with guns telling us to give up our guns episode
My answer is always going to be "you first."
>>78227795
>That's why police exist
But that's so wrong it's funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia
The police have NO obligation to protect you. They can let someone murder you their job is just to arrest the murderer afterward.
>>78227992
I live 45 seconds from the police station and one minute from the fire station in my city of 80k. It takes them at least 5 minutes for these motherfuckers to respond, even if there is nothing else going on. It takes a team of 4 about a minute to clear a 2000 square foot house. Do the fucking math.
>>78232987
The job of the police is to enforce the law, first and foremost, because most of the time they are there after the crime has already been committed. What do you do until then?
Heck, we need to call the police before we're even allowed to take a pistol to the gun range, and only for a certain amount of hours a month. New Zealand has an alright amount of guns, but some of the laws are so crap.
>>78233983
>>78235534
Seriously? How the fuck do your competitive shooters get good?
>>78234644
Presumably this only applied to DC. Since it was a local court ruling.
I would also presume this would vary based on state law or state constitutions.
I guess since the US federal govt doesn't have a federal police force as such (FBI is kinda not really police, neither is SS) it wouldn't apply to them.
>>78236899
No this is nation wide.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect.html?_r=0
>>78237991
So they don't serve, and they don't protect.
>>78238414
Correct, their duty is to enforce the law, their duty is to the government, not the people.
>>78227795
>Muh Europe
http://www.coventry.ac.uk/Global/08%20New%20Research%20Section/FINAL%20EFFECT%20PROJECT%20REPORT.pdf
>>78237991
Fair enough. The one you cited seems to have been a different case altogether so good to see the federal equivalent, though it seems to be based on a strange attempt at using property rights for the purpose. Odd.
Still, there's no reason state constitutions or state/local laws couldn't create such an obligation, even if it doesn't exist at a federal constitutional level.
>>78227795
>>that's why police exist
>invite more criminals over while your being robbed
>>78227795
>Your assault AR-15 won't best the Army's drones, you dumb rednecks.
Ok buddy. Keep living in your liberal fantasy land.
Pic very related.
>>78238722
maybe, but that's not the current way things are. So as it stands right now the only person obligated to defend you from an assault, rape, or attempted murder is you yourself, so yes, self defense is a perfectly legitimate reason to own a firearm, and in a self defense scenario, a semiautomatic weapon is much better than any single shot firearm. Do you really want to place your safety on whether or not you can make 1 accurate shot that would incapacitate or kill an attacker while you're scared and your hands are shaking?
Most people including myself would more likely go for a semiautomatic handgun over a semiautomatic rifle, but I could see a case being argued that a rifle is more steady to aim and stable, so I wouldn't deny someone a semiautomatic rifle for home defense if that's what makes them feel safe.
Meanwhile in Australia you have this bizzare law that thinks handguns are for competitive sport shooting and not self defense, and self defense isn't considered a valid reason to own a firearm. Fuck off Australia, if I can't even defend my own life you can just get fucked in the ass by an Emu.
I don't get how that's an argument
More guns=more gun related crimes
More spoons=more soup related foods
If you didn't have spoons you wouldn't eat soup or have cereal. Just like if you don't have a gun you obviously can't commit a crime with it.
>>78227795
>bait, the post
1/10, i replyed
>>78227795
>if you can't have a gun
So they're admitting they're interested in taking ALL guns?
>"But we just want "reasonable" restrictions"
>"No one is going to take your pistol, or shotgun, or hunting rifle"
Also, Europe has less gun crime because it has far less [negroids]
pic very related
>>78239543
>ban guns
>get stabbed to death
>It's ok, i wasn't shot.
>>78227795
>Your Assault AR-15 won't beat the Army's drones, you dumb rednecks.
Is that why Obama beat ISIS so quickly.
Oh wait...
>>78227795
Until someone can prove to me dying from a gun is worse than dying from a knife, this argument hold little to no water. Plus, my gunshot wound is pretty invisible, the knife of was so bad the doctors couldn't stop the scarring.
>>78239699
Our WHITE gun death rates are in line with Europes, if you exclude the negroid/latrino factor
>>78227795
gun grab = civil war
>>78239718
I'm against gun control. I was saying that because somethings there of course there will be more incidents with it, that doesn't make it bad. I phrased it like a gun grabber I guess
>can't commit a gun crime without a gun
>mass shooting in california, with some of the strictest gun laws in the country
>mass shooting in paris, with even stricter gun laws than that
Do liberals really not understand that laws are for protecting the law-abiding, not for restricting the behavior of criminals?
>>78240058
Ban niggers from having guns and the problem will sort itself out.
>>78227795
Guess what: there are crimes committed without guns, from which people cannot defend themselves because they have no guns.
What a terrible shortcut. You cannot, ever, look at a single statistical point and pull conclusions. It takes at least two like on every good graph, and the bigger the comparison the more you'll need.
>>78227795
Except Switzerland totally destroys this argument.
>>78240455 (check)
Or Iceland
Wonder why? Because there are no brown people
stephen isnt funny anymore. it's a shame. the media really does a number on your cuck centers in the brain
>>78240700
Iceland is a shit example
They have barely anything of anything. You could put a single fucking kangaroo there and they'd have proportionally more than australia.
>>78241118
Unlike Switzerland.
>>78227795
Europe's low crime rate comes, predominantly, from the fact that most European countries don't report crimes in the same way that Americans do.
In the US, ANYTHING that isn't an accidental death, death by natural causes, or suicide gets ruled by the coroner as a homicide. This includes things like deaths in vehicular accidents (which are not considered accidental), deaths from substance overdoses, medical malpractice deaths, etc etc etc.
Meanwhile, in the UK and most of Western Europe, there are about twenty different options for a coroner to declare, including: natural causes, substance abuse, suicide, accidental death, lawful killing, unlawful killing (homicide), and of course, most importantly the 'narrative verdict' option which lets coroners provide a longer explanation of the cause of death, which may be more helpful in cases but makes it extremely difficult to categorize into a more specific type of death. Furthermore, coroners are not allowed to update an autopsy report to describe a death as a homicide until the case has actually been solved and closed. Medical examiners face similar restrictions when it comes to filing reports on assault and rape cases.
In other words - while the US does have a higher crime rate than other Western countries, the main reason we have such a high apparent homicide rate is because about half of all unnatural deaths fit the definition of what we classify as homicide.
It also means that crime rates in Europe are likely much higher than reported. For example, the UK's "official" homicide and violent crime rates are supposedly an eighth of the per capita rate as the US, while "unofficial" records suggest it could be closer to a third or a half.
This also explains how, despite incidents like the Cologne Attacks, Germany is able to keep making the claim that "there has been no marked increase in crime rates related to the increase in refugees", because most of those robberies, assaults, rapes, etc go unsolved.
>>78227795
Do these idiots not know what a civil liberity is?
Its not a conditional.
>>78242197
>m-muh right to not get killed
>>78242391
There is no conflict between the right to life and the right to bare arms.
>>78227795
(((Lebowitz)))
>>78232987
>how does greentext work
>>78228449
My college GPA was higher than his. And I graduated in 2 years with the same degree. Dude's a fuck nut.
>>78227795
>8%
Wondering where he got this bullshit number from
>>78243062
I don't know, I mean personally I think we do need better background checks, I mean it's fucking hard to stop someone who's mentally illl from buying a gun, you have to go to court and have a judge declare them mentally unfit to do it. I think being committed should be enough or if you're under psychiatric outpatient care, your doctor should be able to flag you, on the flip side, if you fail a background check you should get a copy of it and with phone numbers to call as to how you can get your right back, like, if it was a mistake, or if this was a depression diagnosis you recovered from years ago, but your doctor was afraid you'd shoot yourself at the time.
We talk about how it's a mental health issue not a gun issue but can we at least make it so mentally ill can't buy a gun? Let's work on that issue. Terror watchlist, again if you fail because of that, you should know that's why you failed and be able to contact the state department and sort out wtf is going on. Maybe it's a mistake, maybe you're just related to the wrong person. Maybe you didn't know that relative has ties with a terrorist organization and you can fucking, help the feds with them.
But if you're legitimately a suspected terrorist like the dude in orlando, or legitimately mentally ill like the dude from aurora, yeah, keep guns out of those fucker's hands.
I don't believe in restricting rights from normal mentally healthy, non allah snackbar people but fuck the people who have legit reason to lose that right, sorry you don't get a gun.
>>78231973
>By that logic, why don't we make in mandatory for women to not attack rapists since the chances are that they'll just get overpowered anyway?
Welcome to New York state, where pepper spray is banned because women have no right to carry even non-lethal weapons to protect themselves from rapists. But the school resource officer can mace your 12 year old for chewing gum in class.
>>78227795
Why do lefties protest police arresting blacks then turn around, lick their boots, and say only police should have guns?
>>78230378
Another reason why the liberal media sucks ass.
>>78230224
If you're meeting the enemy in open battle, you're doing asymmetrical warfare wrong.
>>78228449
>Irish-American Catholic
>Smarter than me
>A Germanic-Anglican-Nordic-Celt mutt Protestant
Catholics can't even read
>Jesus' mother and BROTHERS
>>78233730
>>78233983
>>78236143
I think it was an economist article that cited older white men living alone in the Rockies as being the primary suicide demographic.
>>78247210
nice pic, my dude
>>78227795
> No one needs a fully-semiauto high-capacity assault rifle with extended magazine clip.
But how the fuck I could kill 50+ fags without using explosives?
Because america has american niggers.
>>78229483
Can confirm
I live in the murder capitol of Canada.
All the gun violence is Asian and South Asian gang related.
Since when does 8% have a control over the US? (He is mad gun supporting minority is allowing guns to not be outlawed). Heard of Jews and Muslims that are a very tiny minority yet fucking run the country? You can't do shit without fear of offending them dickhead.
Colbert is a fucking idiot
