rip west coast
http://www.iflscience.com/environment/movement-has-been-detected-along-the-san-andreas-fault/
im a bitter canadian fuck
meme this into reality /pol/
>Brexit doesnt happen
>Trump doesnt get voted in
>All the meme power goes to a world ending event
Ok
i hate the west coast
>>78220598
Praise Kek for this glorious omen!
HAHAHAHAHAHA YES
THE SWIFT AND CHAOTIC POWER OF THE LEAF SENDS FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE BURGERS
PRAISE NETANYAHU EH
>>78220598
>Arizona Bay
Praise Kek.
California here, I will haunt pol from the grave
glad im on the gulf coast so i never get earthquakes or tsunami instead i have hurricanes which we can leave 2 weeks notice
>>78220598
>Mexican Warlocks
>>78220773
I'll take it
>>78220598
SPILL THOSE BEANS
SPILL THOSE BEANS
SPILL THOSE BEANS
bye bye hollywood
sorry mega64
>>78220598
>California gets demolished
>-55 electoral votes for Democrats
I'm ok with this
>that source
>blowing what was basic Seismic Research out of proportion
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-san-andreas-fault-20160622-snap-story.html
The actual source. Jesus Christ does anybody on this board ever fact check anything
Our contract with Neptune is fulfilled. We built him a city, now he must drag it under the water and claim it as his. Liberals included free of charge naturally.
>>78220598
Just get it over with
Well, at least let me wait for a water filter to decrease in price
>>78220991
Well if the fault actually happened, and there was wide spread damagae, King Nigger would enact marshal law, because of all the butthurt liberals and beans in Cali
>>78220598
>California loses over half of its electorates before the election
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yB76BBlMfDs
>>78221123
Oh my god you are so fucking stupid! Holy shit people here are fucking idiots! How dumb can you be to even think this post is informative or funny or anything?
>>78220991
>massive disaster sets biggest state into disarray
>martial laws declared
>elections suspended
And furthermore,
>>78221123
>marshal law
>>78221008
no because actual sources are boring. Posting secondary articles while shitposting Ron Paul is much more entertaining
>>78221248
NOT
>i fucking love science
>>78221123
but they'd all be dead
>>78220695
here is your /meme/
![1394677007584[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQl2JcT.jpg "1394677007584[2].jpg")
>>78221248
Oermjogyed oy
>Although these movements are small and won’t be noticed by most people living along it at the surface
Not happening
May the whole of California sink into the sea.
Good riddance.
>>78221516
FUCK YOU I NEED THIS
>>78221123
>Marshal law
>>78220598
>California is filled with fat Mexicans over the years
>California starts sinking into the ocean
Coincidence?
>>78220962
this should be the associated hash tag
>>78220598
Oh yes it is going to move this many feet....
lol the comments are good
>>78220598
oh, what, your mom's actually moving her legs?
>>78221741
>>>/r/eddit
>>78220598
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>Arizona Bay when?
Arizona Bay when?
>nobody reads the article
>>78221806
>american """""banter"""""
>>78221741
>Carl Petersson going full sperg
>>78221741
The Reddit army has arrived.
>>78221248
you have to go back faggot
If I get quads California sinks into the abyss
>>78221248
Where the fuck do you think you are, boy?
>>78221965
close enough for me
>>78221123
>>78220773
World ending event means no more migrants and time for nonsense like social justice. Commiefornia slides into the ocean its a win win, no more Hollywood jews spreading filth.
>>78221867
>qWAUK
>>78220598
San "No More" Andreas Fault
>>78221965
that's not how you do it, you have to praise kek first.
>>78221248
May as well have just asked "AYKM?"
>>78220598
don't you dare have a massive natural disaster on the day we are having our referendum
>>78220598
did any of you retards, including OP, even read the article? or are you all like the stupid sluts on facebook that never read what they post or comment on?
>>78222277
>california fucking dies
>brits leave the EU
>on the same day
that's twice the reason to celebrate
>>78221312
Thanks Australia.
>>78220598
There is only one chance for America to survive this.
They have to nuke the UK to counter the movment of the plates.
The force of 10 Hiroshimabombs should be enough when you place them right.
>implying
Sorry faggots but the San Andrea fault has tremors and movements practically every day in California we're so used to earthquakes that we don't even feel then when they happen in our sleep.
Keep dreaming /pol/
I live in the Bay Area. I hope the faults slip so this whole region burns and I can murder some liberals in the ensuing chaos then when it's all over move back to Florida.
>>78222489
>>78222488
Kek wills it
>>78220598
I live on the fault
Pls send the rumble asap at your convenience
I will try more magicks for this as it needs to fucking happen. Please Kek BTFO California for us. Maybe Yellowstone.
Check em.
Cali sucks dick but all these pro Arizona faggots are cucks as well. Arizona is filled with right wing voting towns, that in reality are filled with degeneracy. Serra Vista probably being the worst of the shit holes.
We should build a giant saw and detatch anything further west than Oklahoma.
>>78222999
KEK WILLS IT
>>78220598
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES ANON
THE FAULT IS WAITING FOR THE BREXIT
WHEN ENGLAND BECOMES FREE THE FAULT WILL SHIFT THROWING THE ENTIRETY OF CALIFORNIA INTO THE OCEAN
IT HAS COME ANONS
THE COMMIE STATE IS GOING TO DROWN
>>78222999
It is your turn now.
Checked.
>>78222527
Where in the bay anon? This place is a stronghold of cuckoldry
>>78223049
Shifting plates and loss of the west coast will hereafter be referred to as the Wexit.
>>78220598
> iflscience.com
Holy shit look at the main page for that site LOL. Its fucking amazing how people just overlook shit for the sake of . Their interest.
0/10 op 0/10
>>78222527
Come on in! The water's fine.
>>78223198
Smack between Foster city and San Mateo. I think in technically Foster city.
>>78223263
Shit forgot to add one thing.
I didnt see your flag
1/10
You aussies are getting better at shitposting.
>>78222488
>ALL HAHA BEEF
TOP CAKE
Califag here: I hope the big one hits.
My hope is that it will make LA and SF part of the Pacific Ocean and, with the source of California's faggotry and niggerness gone, finally liberate us working class and farmers from the liberals(who will be at the bottom of the ocean).
>>78220902
Me too anon.
Please
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
>>78223324
Pacifica here. I know /pol/ will hate it but my family are mexicans who hate illegals and are voting trump. We're thinking of leaving though since our once blue-collar town has now been overrun buy a bunch of leftist who design apps for millions of dollars and have kicked out all of the blue collar workers who were right wing. Life is hell.
>>78222999
I don't want to live that close to the coast line, they'll all move here
>>78221516
What about the beans in their tunnels? ?
>>78223764
Who said anything about letting them in to the glorious Trump ran United Areas Of America?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SkOm7WF2U
>>78222999
Praise kek.
>>78221029
Praise Kek, she will bless me with repeating integers if this holds true. Praise Kek, Praise Neptune.
>>78221123
he will be unleashed?
>>78221248
Oh dear.
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE
>>78223049
Praise Kek, Bless you, young acolyte of Kek.
>>78223739
I'm giving this place one more year. The only way I'll stay is either if the app industry busts, housing market implodes, or the fault opens up. I'm thinking of moving either two Pacifica or Union City to be closer to either of my companies two facilities. God I fucking hate the app industry
>those faggot meme billboards on 101 for applovin'
Do it Kek. Let me troll the ruins of SFO to find hippies and liberals in need so I can "help" them with my hatchet.
>>78220598
Kill commiefornians, lord KEK.
All 55 delegates must die
>>78222979
Kek in the guy in that image that posted this
>The general rule is that the longer the time between earthquakes, the more powerful and damaging the next one will be. Although no one would wish for a devastating earthquake to occur along the San Andreas Fault, each year that passes without one increases the likelihood that the future of Southern California will be a dark one.
>no one
Are you no one?
While I wish for the great quake to purge Vancouver of degenerates I just hope it doesn't happen while I'm on the shitter I don't want to be seen crawling out of rubble covered in shit with my pants around my ankles
>>78223900
Kek has spoken through you.
Peace and checking is upon you
>>78220598
>Want to move to LA entire life
>Finally move there after 23 years
>Earthquake destroys the entire state of California
>>78224530
Why in the fuck would you WANT to meet be to LA?
Jesus that is the worst city in the entire US. What the fuck would be in it for you?
>People complaining it's just little movements here and there
>Even though the number of 'little' movements has increased
Give this video a watch and you'll see the impending doom California will experience
>>78224684
woops mean to link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBjEvPH2j4
>>78224658
Want to move. Thanks for my fat thumbs, Kek.
>>78224187
Move here and run for city council anon. A shit flinging baboon could get into office
>>78220598
>there's a chance all the population hubs of California are wiped out and the rural farmers get to control the ECVs before the election.
>>78224658
m8 some people can look past the cons and appreciate the pros. there's plenty of decent things about LA
>>78220598
LEARN TO SWIM
>>78224338
So close to those double trips of truth to make it happen immediately, our work is only delayed.
Pick related, Cali is fucked.
>>78220598
You do realize movement on a fault line is good, right? It would be infinitely more terrifying if NOTHING was happening, because that would indicate that a massive slip could happen due to energy build-up.
If they get many small earthquakes, it'll will be fine, and we won't fuck up the rest of the Ring of Fire.
>>78220598
you idiots actually think earthquakes can be predicted, top lel. that's how /pol/ is, when they don't know about something and they hear one bad thing about it, they instantly hate it forever until the end of time.
If California was demolished, the US would literally only get better. It contributes nothing.
>>78224822
Gif related. Praise be Kek
>>78220773
i am ok with this
>>78222140
Oh god, please be true.
>>78224822
Like what? The tar pits? USC? Jewlywood? The worst driving in the CONUS? The same quality of food you could get literally anywhere in the country? Overcrowded Beaches? It's unfathomable. The only places worth a shot is the JPL but I bet you ain't an engineer so it can't be for that.
I just don't fucking get it man.
>>78224771
What should be my first order of businesses?
>>78221741
That's some Reddit level showmanship.
>>78225213
Forgot my pic to express my disgust at a desire to live in LA. Fuck I'm booty blasted.
Califag here. And I thought /pol/ couldn't slip any farther away from reality. You faggots are morons and make Berniebros look well adjusted. Also #ImWithHer.
>>78221123
>2016
>not enacting martian law
its like your spacephobic or something anon
>>78225213
Eliminate term limits on mayor after publicly embarassing the rest of the council for being conpletely ineffective and actively bankrupting the town. Spout memes when interviewed in the local paper so I can organize people behind you. I have no desire for the spot light but these people are brain dead lemmings. Lie to them and appeal to their bleeding hearts while secretly destroying everything that has occurred to make this a liberal hug box over the last 25 years.
>>78225440
Remember kids, traitors first.
>>78220598
>mfw I'm on the east coast
>>78223495
as opposed to what, left cake?
>>78220849
Show some restraint snow Mexican
>>78225621
I will try. I'll look for a place there come December.
>Election 2016
>Trump vs the devil herself + Marxists
>mass rioting and violence every single day
>election comes down to California
>Democrats pass laws to grant millions of illegals federal voting rights because muh drivers license loophole
>the day before the general, the media is gloating about Trump's imminent defeat
>Trump gets on camera, smiling
>"California. You're fired."
>San Andreas splits in that exact moment, flicks the whole state like a booger into the Pacific
>tsunami that follows kills everyone in China
>trade deficit solved
>>78225846
Once you show me your terror at the mercy of the LEAF, Jamal.
I'm 99.9% sure Cali isn't going anywhere but damn I wish they wood. Majority of degenerates gone in one landslide...beautiful.
>>78220598
but while they were how do we make sure we have to verify
>>78226212
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MEME MAGIC
>>78222140
they would go to Atlanta
>>78220777
checked so does the earth
>>78221123
>King Nigger would enact marshal law
>enact marshal law
>MARSHAL LAW
Its a sign from kek
>California will explode right at the moment the brexit results are announced
>be californian
>5.something quake a few weeks back in the middle of the night
>woke up long enough to confirm there was an earthquake
>went back to bed
>wake up in the morning
>national media is exploding with fear, believes everyone in CA is dead because of it
>local media "oh FYI this place had a small quake last night, moving on"
>people calling everyone they know here to see if our homes collapsed on us
>everybody here is saying yea there was a fucking tiny earthquake get over it
such is life in socal
pic related my face when flyovers try to convince me earthquakes are scary
>>78227906
pls be true
>>78220773
I'm okay with this.
>>78228411
for real. fuck, I was AWAKE and didn't even feel it. bitch shit, we can survive a little shaking.
>>78220598
>"Kek, wielder of Meme Magic, bringer of bantz, purveyor of Ficki Ficki, will punish those who attempt to steal and weaponize that which only He may borne to the worthy."
This is for Tay, and now this new AI filter/thought crime detector.
Finally, death...
Goodbye friends
>meme magic surrounding brexit is literally tearing the earth apart
PRAISE KEK
>>78221811
whoever knew it first, blew the dick first
>Although no one would wish for a devastating earthquake to occur along the San Andreas Fault
Kek
Oh Lord KEK,
bring us the ultimate peace!
>>78231243
fug, fine then, how about ultimate destruction
>California sinks to the abyss
>only right wingers in northern cali remain
>Trump gets the 6 gorillion electorals
Don't play with my emotions /pol/ I want this so bad.
>>78231324
>>78231243
i am unworthy
>>78231243
kek is not the bringer if peace , he is the bringer of light, from light comes darkness and from darkness comes light
>>78220598
Kek is angry at all the fags in commiefornia
>>78231828
Perfect peace is perfect oblivion.
Hypercanes when?
>>78220773
Problem?
Praise Kek, destroy California please.
If the quake could only destroy one thing about California what would it be?
Mexicans?
Liberals?
Hippies?
The "tech" aka faggot app industry?
No gets in this bread = not blessed. The big one isnt coming
>>78232559
It's not cut and dry. Kek has to hit the cities and only the cities. There's a lot of forest and beautiful land scapegoat that king frog needs to avoid.
>>78232970
The God of Chaos does not abide by order.
>>78232383
Would destroying the liberals or hippies purge the turbofags from the tech industry?
>>78232383
thats the thing, it wipes all of it out at once!
anyone know how far this "quake" is supposed to travel?
10.0
>>78221741
this is why vote based commenting is cancer.
>>78233285
12.8
>>78220598
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP
>>78233131
But that doesn't mean the frog does not appreciate beauty.
Unless he's of the poopoo Pepe form. .
if kek blesses me then its ogre
else then nothing
If california gets fucked we AZ fags are going to have to take in californian refugees that will compete with our jobs.
God Damn it.
>>78233383
wake up kek up dgb
>>78233616
them feels
>>78220598
>Tfw commiefornicucks will flock to the Midwest when it happens
Ree
>>78221248
Negroid please
>>78224713
>March
What the fuck.
