>A proposed multi-trillion pound strategic development program drawn up for Vladimir Putin would seek to develop teleportation by 2035.
>"It sounds fantastical today, but there have been successful experiments at Stanford at the molecular level," Alexander Galitsky, a prominent investor in the country's technology sector, told Russia's Kommersant daily on Wednesday. "Much of the tech we have today was drawn from science fiction films 20 years ago."
>The $2.1 trillion (£1.4 trillion) “road map” for development of the cybernetics market to 2035 also includes developing a Russian computer programming language, secure cybernetic communications, quantum computing, and neural interfaces (direct connections between computers and human brains), Kommersant reported.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/russia-aims-to-develop-teleportation-in-20-years/
So what has Russia's leader been taking?
>>78206367
Will this spark the teleportation race?
>>78206367
I can think of worse ways to spend 1 trillion. This way Russia can teleport Krocodil directly into the bloodstream of their citizenry.
>>78206367
That's so ambitious. Will they succeed at all their goals? Probably not. Still, $2.1 trillion in research could break ground.
>>78206367
This will be the new nuke.
They rule the world if they develop it first.
>>78206959
>This will be the new nuke.
That would be scalar weaponry actually.
>>78206589
Mass immigration by teleportation, begin deportation before cultural transformation.
Nigger.
>>78206589
How can the west compete?
*teleports behind u*
Nothin personel, cyka
BEAM ME UP IGOR
>Russians teleport into Kaaba
>take a shit everywhere
>masterbate in corner
>leave dozens of severed pig heads
>bottles of Vodka everywhere
>teleport out
>Sandniggers open Kaaba later
>tfw they have to destroy the Kaaba and rebuild
>Russia repeats process whenever Kaaba is rebuilt
>>78206367
Inb4 doom in real life.
here is a long, but good, comic about teleportation
http://existentialcomics.com/comic/1
>>78207183
*stabs u with rusty mosin bayonet*
Blyat
>>78207090
Maybe the teleporters can be coded to delete any minority that uses them
>>78206367
Beam me up Vlad?
Eh, it just doesn't work.
>>78206367
>>78207067
No, it would definitely be this.
Imagine being able to teleport an already armed nuke anywhere.
what if you get teleported but it's not actually real movement but a perfect copy of yourself while your original (you) gets disintegrated and nobody will ever notice except you're ded as fuck
>>78207825
>Imagine being able to teleport an already armed nuke anywhere.
Imagine being able to set up a resonance cascade in any object that you can direct a scalar beam at, causing near instantaneous lost of cohesion of every single atom in that object.
Want some fun, read what Tom Bearden has written about this subject.
>>78207067
Don't want to have to read, what are scalar weapons.
>>78206367
>"Much of the tech we have today was drawn from science fiction films 20 years ago."
I hate this fucking meme. There's always at least one cock addict that manages to imply that tech owes something to movies inspired by its theoretical foundations.
>>78208061
>Don't want to have to read
And filtered.
>>78207985
how can you copy memories or clothes?
WE WUZ GOKU N SHIET
>>78208011
Thats essentially like teleporting someone into a wall
>>78207985
>the great teleporter debate
Yeah, i's safe to say I will not be getting into any teleporters based on disintegration&reassembly in this lifetime.
>>78208283
>Thats essentially like teleporting someone into a wall
Except one is real and possible today as outlined by Tom Bearden and one is purely theory.
Also according to theories about teleportation even if you could teleport an object into another object it wouldnt cause instant cohesion loss in the form of an explosion.
I don't know if this is deja vu but I remember the same exact article being published five years ago. Anybody else?
>>78206367
With quantum computing its probably possible.
Teleporting humans would essentially be killing them though. But nobody would know the difference.
>>78208156
Steve Jobs watched ST:TNG and/or Minority Report way too many times and now every-fucking-thing in the world is touchscreens and voice controls, despite those being possibly the two worst user input methods in current use.
>>78206367
The free market paid for it in their tax dollars. You can thank the free market for teleportation because without the free market who would the state steal from to fund their research? If Russia was still communist they would not have as much wealth.
I already invented teleportation,look at this
*teleports behind you*
>2064
Russia:
>First teleporter
>First teleported dog (Laika returns)
>First teleport walk
>First teleported woman
>First teleported man
>First teleport station
USA:
>First teleporter on the moon
BURGERA WIN AGAIN RYSSÄ BTFO
>>78206367
>We goku now
>>78208486
It would instantly kill the person
>>78210640
>It would instantly kill the person
Yeah you dont seem to understand what I am saying, I am not talking about killing one person. I am talking about causing the nuclear binding forces that cause the cohesion of atoms to be disrupted unleashing all the stored energy of those bonds at once, in any single object you direct the wave towards. Nukes are a thing of the past if you can cause that devastation on a grander scale with less effort.
>>78210474
>Hundreds more dead by Russia accidents that America avoided by actually caring about saftey standards instead of getting the tech slightly faster
>>78207418
That wasn't long, but it was nice.
>>78207090
What will happen when illegal mexicans start teleporting over the wall?
>>78206367
>Teleportation Russia-Style
>Finally solving the ethical question around whether destructive teleportation is murder, by simply failing to create the copy on the receiving side
>in 2100, Vlad Putin the 3rd's critics are "Teleported" out of existence, never to be seen again.
>Vlad Putin and Asma Kadyrov-Putin attend the 155th anniversary of the defeat of the Fascist Germans, on the red square, before proceeding to the evening Ramadan prayer at the Red Mosque (ex. St. Basil's cathedral)
>This is the future you chose
>Russia spends a trillion dollars on advancing human society
>U.S. spends trillion on a shitty pic related jet worse than 40 year old F-16
Sounds about right
>>78210892
It will be like the movie Looper, but for immigrants.
>>78206367
They might do it. The teleportation lab looks pretty nice
>>78210862
->>> /x/
>>78210838
utilizing the energy produced could be useful in actually running the rest of the process, as long as you could capture it.
>>78210640
Like Elon Musk's hyperlink, why does everyone assume it needs to transport people? It would radically change the movement of goods. Maybe we could actually have instant delivery of goods bought online.
>>78211138
teleportation isn't physically feasible
>>78206367
>>"It sounds fantastical today, but there have been successful experiments at Stanford at the molecular level,"
at the molecular level
do you have any idea how many atoms are in a human body
not to mention the HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS of bacteria in your gut that all have unique DNA molecules and their own ecosystem, lol
>>78211388
It's been done through quantum entanglement on a molecular level. It's feasible. We just need the technology.
>>78211298
>utilizing the energy produced could be useful in actually running the rest of the process, as long as you could capture it.
I suggest researching how energy gating based on circuit geometry and rotational movement works.
>>78211388
less than 200 years ago if someone were to tell you that you could communicate instantly with someone from across the glob you would have said the same thing.
Really makes you think,huh?
I wish they'd start working on the shrink ray
>>78211364
Because all useful technology has to be weaponised. You Americans should know that best.
>>78210838
Well I'm talking about teleporting entire groups of people into the sun.
>>78198942
Rollin>>78210892
Spawn camping
this is not possible and russia is being stupid
>>78211841
I see you still struggle to understand what sort of effects a scalar weapon would have.
>>78206367
I don't give a fuck if most of the money will end up in politicians pockets any money put to research is a plus
>>78211973
>this is not possible
>because I cannot conceive how something would function it is not possible at all!
Excellent post.
>>78206367
>>78206480
>>78206589
>>78206718
>>78206941
>>78206959
>>78207067
>>78212008
>>78212006
>>78211973
>>78211876
>>78211841
>>78211754
>>78211604
>trusting Vladmir Putin the worst leader on the planet
KEK
>>78212006
I dont, I know what it could do though I think teleportation at its optimal phase would be a much more devastating weapon. Imagine sending the entire continent of Africa into space.
>>78212172
You misspelled Obama.
>>78206367
Those ruskies better find a way to rip through spacetime, otherwise you'd just die be de and reintegrated .
>>78206367
This is why I'm looking Russia. They focus on big issues that get us closer to the singularity. They don't put up with this bullshit identity politics that retard our progress
I'm #putinpenis now
>>78212205
>I dont know how much energy is stored in the bonds of atom
>I cannot comprehend the energy release of one water bottle worth of mass of such a device.
One 12oz water bottle has enough energy stored in its bonds to vaporize the worlds oceans twice over if you unleash all of its energy at once.
>>78208163
GOT EM
>>78212278
Explain why Putin isn't a terrible leader
>Tortures his own citizens
>crashes economy
>invades ukraine
>bans memes for no reason
>kidnaps citizens he doesn't like and locks them in secret prisons.
>>78212172
Look here, Cinco de Celsius. I don't care if he's a good leader or a shit leader. Any progress with Neural Interfaces and Quantum Computing would be pretty sweet.
>>78207316
10/10 would finance
>>78212172
>having trudeau as your leader
>>78210862
> that America avoided by actually caring about saftey standards instead of getting the tech slightly faster
Nigger you run out of germans.
The shit that you make today are more deadly than chinise soviet copy.
>>78211138
yet russia is a shithole and U.S isn't putlers regime is stealing the moniezz, it's not rocket science
>>78212474
Why vaporize when you can teleport the useless shit and keep the good, at least thats what I'm trying to say.
>>78212847
Because who cares? You are laboring under the delusion that we are stuck on this rock, this isnt the only planet we can get to nor is it hard to make that journey at this point.
>>78206367
Beats the 2 trillion we spent in Iraq to make Jews richer.
>>78212752
>Better than Russia
>>78212790
Thank God a Russian is here. Tell them once and for all Putin is a shit leader.
>>78206367
>So what has Russia's leader been taking?
He must have been in Colorado, recently.
>>78213019
Do you really think at this current time we have the strength to take on a 'covenant' like race
>>78213279
>Do you really think at this current time we have the strength to take on a 'covenant' like race
Where did you get that from?
I said that we are not stuck on earth or even this solar system. It is almost like /pol/ doesnt know that we can travel to the stars to bring ET home today if we so chose to do.
Teleportation is very possible. Just as long as you have a trillion years.
We've had teleporters for decades. It's just that none of you are important enough to know about them
>Putin actively strives for WW3
>teleportation in 20 years.
Imagine that.
Teleportation blitzkrieg.
Teleporting privilege checkers
Teleporting DEA without the need for warrant
Teleporting IRS
Teleporting boss making sure you are actually ill.
Teleporting ugly girlfriend making sure you're not cheating.
Teleporting stalker watching you take a shit.
>Hello future.
>>78213564
>ww3
>russia wins war
>to the victor go the spoils
>massive boost in economy and scientific research
>21st century utopia achieved
>>78206367
Yeah, nah. im going to be one of the bitter old cunts who refuses to teleport.
>>78206367
Fuck, Putin is smart.
He knows Trump's gonna win and Brexit gonna block and control all transport to Islands. He needs to jump through the seas and wall.
Saying it's teleportation is wrong.
It's a form of quantum networking.
>>78208174
copying a human body isn't already way more difficult than copying clothes? i mean if you already are able to copy a body, why would you even find copying clothes somehow difficult wtf
btw that would be like if you suddenly appeared there remembering all your life because it would perhaps be somehow "written" in your brain(the one you copied and sent to x location)
>>78214240
sure buddy
>>78214305
>Putin
He's stealing the Russian economy for himself.
>>78213110
>>78208156
mp3 file and automatic doors anon.
The saddest part is the poor bastard doesn't actually have any clue how quantum "teleportation" even works.
I'm a science optimist and I can tell you that its not gonna happen.
>>78206367
>Buzzpostfeed.com
5 reasons Trump's wall is a terrible idea and why you should #standwithher
1. Putin's teleportation machine would render it obsolete
>>78206367
Just imagine how many refugee lives could be saved with teleportation.
>>78213842
That's probably not how it would work. You would teleport every atom, but be unable to look at the information that it contains, it would be a waste of effort.
>>78215731
You would probably need a wormhole, or something that distorts space-time.
>>78215671
>Trick rapefugees into using your teleportation device
>Promise that you will send them to Germoney
>Send them all to any active volcano instead
>>78208174
thats why i will never teleport. how do you know that your existence isnt snuffed out when you get obliterated and some imposter who thinks theyre you is walking around fucking your mrs?
>2035
>getting cucked by yourself
>>78206367
>russians start to appear at random places around the world
>one appears behind you while you masturbate
>CYKA BLYAT WHERES THE DOTA
pls no
>>78215010
So are you telling me that Putin doesn't want to teleport over The Wall and its a scam?
How could you? You really believe he just goes like that on the duma and tell lies? Shocking!
>>78211388
yeah and somecunt said that everything that can be invented has already been invented in like 1890. do you want to be on the wrong side of histoREEEE???
>>78208156
Science doesnt necesery owes, but tech(application os science for some purpose) can draw inspiration from fiction
>>78215892
>>78216158
On the bright side, image it was affordable. You could literally live in inawoods in Patagonia, go to work to NYC, after that, chill in a polynesian island.
>>78206367
commies have been trying to do alot of weird stuff for the last 70 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volgans
We 2000AD now
I still see nowhere that says how the technology would work. Is it disintegration and reintegration? Or is there something else?
>>78206367
>russian economy
>multi-TRILLION pound program
Even after fucking TWENTY FIVE YEARS they still can't figure out how money works.
>>78208061
its a one dimensional weapon.
>>78211138
Don't forget funding terrorism and creating migrants.
>set up fake coyote ring
>take border-jumpers down into a tunnel with teleporters
>give them explicit instructions for what to do as soon as they appear on the other side
>no actual destination pad, it just erases them
>>78208449
How about at the end of it?
Why is there one DUDE itt shilling autistically against Putin?
>>78217833
It should teleport them into a wood chipper
>>78206367
> stanford
Fucking kek
>*logs onto 4chin*
>"haha Putin is such a faggot!"
>Vladiport appears behind you
>Putin emerges from an warp hole
>"Чтo ты cкaзaл oбo мнe, ты, мaлeнькaя cyкa?"
>karate kicks your neck off
>"Hичeгo личнoгo, мaлыш."
>thousands of Russians teleport to off-license shops to steal vodka and teleport back to Russia.
>>78218027
They gonna teleport all black people into space so they can be AYY NIGGAS N' SHIT.
>>78218326
>logs onto 4chin
>logs
nice try Misha, nice try
>>78206367
>Neural interfaces
Please tell me my dream of being protected into a virtual world will soon be a reality
>>78206367
I'm sure they'll get right on that after they finish their planned moon base, warp drive, and siberian pipeline
>russian """""technology"""""
>>78218401
>>78218506
>he doesn't have a 4chan gold account which lets you view webcam feeds of any poster
We're going to build a nice border at the top of your country soon.
>>78206367
The only thing getting teleported is the 2.1trillion into Putins personal offshore account
>>78206367
>Russia doesn't have a fucking programming language
The Soviets really dropped the ball on that computer thing didn't they?
>>78219173
bitch i have platinum account, my shitposting writes itself
also can i visit my polish babcia sometimes?
>>78206718
fuckin kek
>>78210474
Reminds me of WWII....
>>78219511
OTAN convinced the Soviets that it was easier to clone American computing than develop their own, thus they helped to kill their computer research
It didn't help that computers replace the worker and that Stalin banned research on computing
>>78206367
This is amazing
Teleportation is real and has been proved through experiments, so of couse it's possible
>>78206367
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/russia-aims-to-develop-teleportation-in-20-years/
Wow. Will this make Russia #1 place to work in now as a AI specialist?
>>78206367
>Alex: "This principle dictates that precise information about the exact position, momentum, and other properties of a particle can never be fully known or predicted."
>Contestant: "What is the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?
>Alex: "Correct!"
>>78210296
mAMMA MiA!!!!!!!!!
>>78222654
We've got to find her then
>>78218326
What a good father.
Teaching his son well.
>>78206367
Really make you thank...
Reminder that teleporters are suicide machines
>>78226298
>>78226451
>>78226504
>>78226548
>>78226607
>>78226634
>>78208061
" People go about their daily lives on a beautiful day. When suddenly, every molecule within 50 miles leaps to a temperature hotter than the sun, vaporizing every living creature, shattering every rock into plasma, obliterating every construction. The atmosphere flashes to dissociated gases and expands to many times its size, kicking off a terrible shockwave that rips three times around the planet. The awful event lasts less than a second, and not even dirt remains behind. Ash and slag rain for several hours. This is a scalar weapon, a power unlike anything in conventional physics, said to be invented by the obsessive genius Nikola Tesla.
>>78226692
>>78226752
The basic concept of a scalar weapon opposes two powerful scalar waves against each other, creating a hypothetical standing wave resulting in what they call a scalar bubble between them. By controlling the strength and location of this scalar bubble in space, it is supposed to superheat the target area (though it's not clear why), even to the point of vaporizing the atmosphere itself. An enemy could theoretically enclose New York City within a giant scalar bubble, flashing it into oblivion.
What next? A portal gun?
>>78206367
Too many Dahir Insaat videos.
>>78207208
OMG that doggy is so cute i must know the breed
>go through teleporter
>die and cease to exist
>some asshole with your looks, memories, and personality comes out the other end, but not your consciousness
Fuck that shit. There's a reason that one dude in Star Trek never took the Transporter. He knew that shit was a death sentence, yet the clones coming out could never actually tell you because they thought they were the original.
>>78226828
>>78226752
Oh my, an intelligent poster, how rare.
>>78226773
This comic is completely wrong.
>BUT WILL YOU BE THE SAME PERSON? WHAT IF YOU WON'T?
>I'M NOT SAYING YOU WON'T BE, I'M JUST SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT IF?
I do know. You will be the same person. Whoever made this comic does not understand the nature of consciousness. Consciousness is everywhere at once. The locality of consciousness is an illusion created by the locality of memory and identity.
>>78216010
Top Kek
>>78227202
Please explain how consciousness is everywhere at once.
Long story short, it is
>possible
Short story long, this:
>>78207985
+ it being transportation of information, nothing odd here, we do hold a lot of information though, so it is a tough task.
Anyway, if it is funded and aimed towards, in this respect it doesn't matter, the amount of ground that could be covered will be brilliant.
>>78208174
If you're copied perfectly down to the atomic level, your memories should still be the same.
>>78227099
My copy/paste know-how is unmatched.
>>78210892
have to make AT field walls for that shit nigga
>>78228195
Maybe but you still put more effort into than the poster who said "I dont want to read."
>A proposed multi-trillion pound strategic development program
>multi-trillion
if you follow finance news, this is not even funny
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/27/russias-reserve-fund-could-run-empty-in-2016.html
>>78206367
*teleports behind ukraine*
A нy чики бpики и в дaмкй
*annexes kiev*
>>78227202
you're pretty fucking dumb
>>78228390
>wanting to read
turbo nerd detected
>>78226945
It's called a Samoyed.
>>78219291
underrated
>>78206367
>pound
metricfags blown the fuck out
