>Hello, I'm here for the job interview
>>78205971
Well I don't know ,we need someone who can finish Zelda: Ocarina of Time without using glitches
Congratulations, you're hired!
Head to studio 6, and we'll begin filming "Indianal Jones XXIII" right away!
>>78205971
What is this thing
Welcome to Speedrunners Inc.
We put you on speed and you play games for profit.
Your resume is pretty impressive... and you're trans, so that's a plus...
Welcome aboard!
>>78206532
>Indianal
nice
Hmm I see here you are trans? Well that's fine we welcome diversi- o..oh... you speedrun? Get out.
>>78206309
what glitch was in oot?
>>78205971
Neeext!
>>78205971
Not anymore you're not!
>>78205971
ja die Duschen sind recht dieser Krieg
Congratulations on your new job at pulse
Thanks for stopping by.
There's the door.
>>78205971
I went to school with this kid lmao
I cant believe this happened to him.
Its because of the nintendo tournament isnt it?
After his embarassing failure he became a faggot.
>>78205971
spread your boipucci like a good white cuck
>>78205971
Is he happy atleast?
>>78205971
Congrats, you're the candidate we're looking for.
Please, leave all your belongings in the locker room, you'll be given a free shower,
hygiene is indeed very important in our company, and we like keeping our employees clean :)
>>78206532
gg japanon
>>78207248
Did you at least bully this fruitbasket?
>>78207248
Any stories?
Who is this little faggot?
>>78205971
>Conduct 5 minute interview
>Wow you seem like a great employee, after our interviews are done we may contact you if we determine you are the best candidate for the job! Have a nice day
>Wait till she walks out the door
>Throw her application in the trash
>Call my business partner and laugh my ass off
This is how we dont get sued.
>>78206715
>never googled oot glitch run
Anon... I
>>78207333
>Makes joke that suggests the holocaust was real.
>>78207452
Not really he was always pretty gay and spergy
devin greszczak is his name
>>78206309
Pretty much this
>>78207545
I don't watch speed runs. not since I found out that super Mario 3 one was bullshit.
Eh, I'd hire him. Around here jobs are hard to come by for fags and welfare options suck. Easy leverage.
>>78207622
What? No it's not lmao
>>78205971
>wearing the exact same Banjo shirt I wear
Might as well just burn it now
>>78207857
Look it up on Facebook nigga
>>78207248
>>78207434
>>78207452
>>78207622
hes not fucking lying holy shit this is gonna be an epic bread
>>78207760
OoT glitch run involves warping to the final boss from the door to Gohma's room. Takes about 20 minutes to finish. Some of the tricks are pretty weird.
>>78207558
Dude, I was just pointing out the fact that trans are dirty, what a twisted mind you have, filthy american.
>>78207912
His name is Cosmo "Narcissa" Wright. Sounds like you know another faggot.
Names """"""""""""her"""""""""""""'self after someone who was so self-obsessed he stared at his own reflection until he died, fucking kek
>>78206532
Top kek
>>78205971
No need for an interview you are hired. Get on your knees.
>>78205971
Huffington post editor in chief
>>78207912
Wow he is a Bernie cuck. No surprise
what have we become
i'm sorry the position has been filled by john 'fucking' numbers
>>78207982
thanks I'm watching it now. everyone in the room is disgusting. but interesting.
>Like ten years ago
>Friend getting ready for his first job interview
>Motherfucker is kissless virgin spoiled by his mom to the fucking max, all he's missing is a fedora
>Puts on holey jeans, a plaid shirt he adamantly refuses to tuck in, and one of those huge fucking dragon pendants you get at a medieval fair
>Tell him he looks stupid as fuck and he'll never even get in the interview looking like that
>He tells me "whatever man I think it looks good"
>Tell him he's crazy
>His mom says to leave him alone, he's just nervous
>We go to the Wal-Mart
>He walks up to the desk for the interview
>"Hey I'm anon, here for the interview"
>She takes one look at him
>"No"
>Walks away
>He comes back all teary-eyed
>He was about 19 at the time
To this day, he still lives with his mom, and still doesn't understand what he did wrong.
>>78206536
ALL THE CATEGORIES
>go to an interview for a job I don't want
>get the job
>have to go back for some paperwork and stuff
>they explain more things about the job that make me want it even less
>supposed to go in today to hand in tax information etc
>start tomorrow
How do I get out of this?
>>78205971
adam lanza?
>>78211391
Say I don't want the job. Nobody is forcing you to take the job.
Based on the OP alone I'd probably be able to hire him as a fluffer part time, but knowing how fucked his teeth are I couldn't even do that, none of our stars would be able to deal with that insanity.
>>78211391
Decline the job? Are you autistic?
>>78211391
this >>78213845
or you could be a little bitch and tell them you found a different job
>>78213845
>>78215593
I had to go on centrelink after the company I worked at closed down, I don't know if I'm allowed to refuse work like that without a proper reason.
>>78205971
>those glove things
every fucking time.
>>78215758
>I don't know if I'm allowed to refuse work like that without a proper reason.
>referring to accepting a new job
autism right here
>>78215988
No really if they offer you a job - any job, and you say no you can be booted off welfare, which I need to pay electricity bills and so forth.
>>78205971
>couldn't even walljump at mariomaker
don't expect to get any decent jobs desu
>>78215758
If it's anything like British welfare, you'll get fucked for turning it down.
Just take the job, fuck them out of some money and apply for other things while you're working for them.
It's usually easier to get a new job when you're already in one.
>>78216447
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
>>78216090
>you can be booted off welfare
lmao
>>78216090
you're on welfare take the job you stupid abo
>>78216090
Dang that sucks man
>>78205971
Company I worked for years ago interviewed a very talented programmer that looked like this. The owner of the company asked me to find dirt on her, found loads of weird feminist crap linked to her disqus account and he said she'd bring the office environment down and didn't hire her haha.
Sorry kid we need people who have actual skills not autistic levels of dedication to video games. Try McDonalds
>>78207273
John Numbers fucked him so hard he turned into a ladyboy.
>>78217390
> her
>>78205971
are you man enough /pol/?
>>78217276
Its not like I don't want to work, but I know I will get fired within 6 months anyway, they need a specific type of person and I am not it. Its a pointless waste of everyone's time and I'll just be back at square 1 soon anyway.
>>78205971
>Naming xhself Narcissa
>Not wanda
xhe fucked up
>>78217390
>her
