come on /pol/ give me your best racist, homophobic and sexist jokes you have
>>78157625
how many jews can you fit into a car?
2 in the front
3 in the back
and as many as you can in the exhaust
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
>>78158212
what is this? middle school?
Why are blacks so tall?
because their knee grows
What is the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
The pizza can feed a family.
>>78157625
I got a joke for you. Nigger PHd.
>>78158212
lame, it should be:
how many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the fonrt
3 in the back
and a few thousand in the ash tray
What do you say when you see your TV hovering in the middle of the night?
Put the TV down you fucking nigger
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
Pizza's don't scream in the oven
Fuck /pol/ and it's racist faggots but I love this joke.
>>78157625
Why are gays so good at moving? Their shit is already packed.
what do you call a barn full of niggers?
antique farm equipment
>>78159259
No it should be two in the front, three in the back , and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened
>>78160070
What's long, black, thick, and dripping cum?
Horse dick after it fucked another horse
longer one, but good
>dad, why do you say grandpa has a green thumb? his thumb doesn't look green.
>haha, son, it's just a saying. it means he is good at farming. like, when we say someone stealing is caught red handed, their hands aren't really red, they're black
>>78160070
First time I heard this one DESU
>>78160352
what's long and hard for a black man?
the 2nd grade
>>78157625
9/10 people polled enjoy gang rape
>>78160407
What are the three things you can't give a black guy?
a fat lip, a black eye, and a job
Why do gays like to wear ribbed condoms?
Better traction in the mud
>>78159661
What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the night?
Nothing. That is one big nigger
Why do seagulls have wings?
>to beat the indians to the dump
>>78160544
hahaha
>>78160525
Another version of that could be fifteen minutes of work before he punches a customer out at Popeye's and gets fired.
>>78160222
Kek
What do you call 5 Latinos, an Asian and a bunch if black people?
A lawn sprinkler. Spic-spic-spic-spic-spic CHINK niggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
>>78157625
have this copy pasta i made in december to troll /v/
insane
unreal
you people....i just.....
i can't.
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet....
So an Arab walks into a gay bar and shouts "free shots for everyone!"
Nigger and mexican are riding in the car. Who is behind the wheel?
Police officer
>>78160675
how can he get fired when he dosen't have a job Anon?
>>78158212
You can fit 100 if you throw a penny in the back seat
Why do blacks smell bad?
So the blind can hate them too
What do you do if you run over a black man?
Reverse
How do you get 3 fags on a bars tool?
Turn it upside down
How many straight Swedes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them
Why do swedish police teams consist of a man and a woman?
To prevent on the job romances
>>78160789
allahu gaybar
>>78160812
Oh, sorry. When I said "work", I meant hustlin' a drug deal. Not that he was actually employed.
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>>78160987
oh thanks for clearing that up man I was kinda concerned
What's 69 + 69?
Dinner for four
How do you blindfold a chink?
use dental floss
>>78157625
Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?
To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
How do you make copper wire?
Toss a penny between two jews.
What is the best part about muslim dating services?
They double as day cares when you are done.
>"where's that chinaman? he was supposed to get the supplies"
>china man pops out of a pile of leaves
>SUPPLIES!!!
here's my joke
liberals!!!!
haha #trump2016
>>78161262
ha.....ha.....ha... nice one Anon
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
>>78161213
>Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?
>To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
the superior version -
Why do black people hate aspirin?
Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.
What's common between Nike sneakers and KKK
Both makes blacks run faster.
A blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire State building. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde stopped to ask for directions.
You're mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
>>78157625
What's worse than the Holocaust?
About 6,000,000 extra Jews.
>>78161606
Summerfag
Your'e mama's teeth so yellow "I can't believe it's not butter!"
>>78161684
JESUS CHRIST STFU
Whats the difference between a nigger with a job and bigfoot?
Bigfoot has actually been spotted.
Why are there so many earthquakes in California and so many blacks in New York
California chose first.
>>78160222
>>78159259
>>78158212
How many Jews can you fit in a VW bug?
While the official records indicate two in front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray any impartial look at the data can only lead to the conclusion that the numbers are significantly lower.
>>78161771
You're so ugly anon that when you were born the doctor slapped your fucking mother!
>>78161606
>fify
Did you hear about the jewish cheerleader?
she wanted her quarterback
>>78161213
>What is the best part about muslim dating services?
>They double as day cares when you are done.
don't get it
>What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
>>78161877
I heard Jews are so cheap they try to hagge prices down at quarter machines.
>>78161300
here's my joke
trump!!!
haha #amiritefellowsjws? #controversialjokes #original
Q:how do you get 1000 babies into a phonebooth?
A:A blender
Q:how do you get them out?
A:A straw
>>78161846
kek
>>78162108
a bathtub works way better in that joke
>>78162071
/thread
I've heard that one fifteen times a day now for the last six months and still laugh everytime.
A French man, a Japanese man, and an American man have been captured on an island filled with a tribe of cannibals. The chieftain of the tribe approaches the three men with three knives.
He says to the captive men, "You're all going to die here, your skulls will be used as bowls, your bones to be used as tools, and your skin will be used as canoes. However, we will allow you to take your own life on your own terms."
He then offers each man a knife.
The French man shouts "Vive La France!" before slitting his throat.
The Japanese man kneels down and disembowels himself without saying a word.
The American starts stabbing himself repeatedly in every single place he could reach. In the shoulder, through the calf, in his sides, before finally collapsing from the pain.
The chieftain walks up to the American and asks, "Why would you kill yourself in such a painful fashion?"
And the American responds, "Fuck your canoes."
>>78161919
Child brides
What did one le nigger say to le other nigger?
Le nigger niggery nigger XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!1111!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!
This thread has me like
>>78162324
dog bles :DDDDddDD
Guess what?
>Chicken butt
>>78162324
That's awfully similar to a joke in Bulgaria I've heard.
The three men and the tribe thing...
what's long, black, and smelly?
the unemployment line
>>78162471
what did he mean by this
>>78162682
>650x389
jesus anon r u 4 real?
Little Johnny and a child molester are walking through the woods. Little Johnny says "please let me go, I'm cold, I'm tired, and I miss my parents." Child molester says "how do you think I feel, I'm the one that's going to have to walk back alone."
A mexican a french man and an American man are in a hot air balloon when it starts to go down they have to throw what they brought with them
The mexican says i have plenty of beans in my country and throws the beans out
The french man says i have plenty of bread in my country and throws the bread out
The american picks up the mexican and throws him out of the balloon
when the french man asks why he did that the american says i have plenty of mexicans in my country
What do you call a nigger in a pool?
A problem
What do you call 10 niggers in a pool?
A bigger problem
What if your pool is filled with niggers?
Dont worry there isnt any water left
Why do Jews have a such big nose?
Because air is free.
>>78162764
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................. original Anon
>>78157625
What do you call 50 dead faggots in a nightclub?
Not enough.
Isn't it funny that "feel the bern" was the campaign slogan for a jew?
Why do black jews have it bad?
Because they have to sit at the back of the oven.
>>78160617
the joke is:
what do you say when you see your tv floating in the night?
drop it nigger
>>78157625
I looked out the window and saw a nigger riding a bike. I got worried that it was mine, but I checked in the basement and he was still polishing my shoes.
>>78163025
due its already been told
Did you know Oprah and Tiger had the same nickname in highschool?
Nigger.
>>78162764
>when the french man asks why he did that the american says i have plenty of mexicans in my country
the next time you post this, leave this line off. it's funnier if you give your audience credit for having an IQ over 70.
>>78162804
that doesn't make any sense.
>>78163146
Small world!
>>78163178
hell an IQ over fucking autism
>>78163051
actually funny.
>>78162841
implying any of the other jokes are origanal
>>78163243
I was thinking the same thing. This thread is shit.
>>78163371
you have me there
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards
>>78162867
Alternative punchline: A good start
>>78162471
is this for reals?
>>78162682
Putin is a man ahead of the times while Obama is left behind
>>78157625
What do you call an attractive british woman?
A tourist
whats the best part of getting a bj from an Ethiopian
they always swallow
>>78163527
how*
god damn english
Irish is walking past the bar
How many potatoes does it take to starve an irishman?
None.
>>78163527
>German humour
Two rabbis are walking down the road when they see a pack of niggers walking over towards them.
"Oy vey!" says the first rabbi, "it looks as if we're going to be robbed!"
"You're right on that one," replied the second. "Oh, by the way, here's that tenner I owe you."
>>78163539
is this turning into a contest for worst joke?
>>78157625
What's the worst part of dying from a venomous animal bite?
Being Australian.
>>78163592
you had it right the first time, hans
>>78162804
What do you call a nigger on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 10 niggers on the moon?
A problem?
What do you call all niggers on the moon?
A problem solved
>>78163734
SHUT UP GERMANS ARE FUNNY
>>78163858
how frustrating
>>78163734
spierdalaj holhol!
>>78163781
>>78163734
t. british tourist in russia
>>78163626
good one
pic related is how I imagine you telling that joke. I would clap.
>>78163888
MUCH BETTER ANON
how much sperm does a faggot have?
a whole ass full of it
>>78163502
I'm okay with this.
>>78160544
8/10 actually. Her father's starting to have second thoughts
what's long and hard for a nigger?
the nightshift at mc donalds
>>78157625
Dunno if it counts as a racist joke, but I'll give it a shot.
A Russian, an American and an Indian die and go to hell where they are greeted by Satan. He tells them, "You will suffer in hell for all eternity, but I will give you one single chance to escape and go to heaven."
"What do you want us to do?" ask the three men.
Satan takes out a big ass fucking whip that would make Indiana Jones question his masculinity and says, "It's simple. Endure three whiplashes without screaming. You are allowed to use whatever you want to protect yourself. Who will be first?"
"I will!" volunteered the American.
"What are you going to use to protect yourself?"
"That boulder over there!"
"Okay."
American hides behind the boulder. Crack goes the whip, the boulder is shattered into tiny pieces. Crack it goes a second time, it hits the American and he screams in terrible pain.
"Tough luck dude, you're staying in hell. Who's next?"
"Me," said the Indian guy.
"What are you going to use?"
"I have trained in yoga for 80 years, and when I enter a meditation, I become dull to all pain."
"Okay."
Indian sits down and starts meditating. Crack goes the whip.
"Ommm..." hums the Indian.
Crack it goes the second time.
"Ommm..." hums the Indian.
Crack it goes the third time.
"Ommm..." hums the Indian.
"Holy fuck," said Satan surprised, "nobody's ever endured all three strikes. Okay, Indian guy, you may leave, heaven awaits."
But the Indian said, "No, I'll stay. Russians always win in this sort of jokes. I'd like to see how he gets out of this one."
"Huh, whatever you say. Hey Russian, whatcha gonna use to shield yourself?"
"Isn't it obvious? The Indian dude."
ya wanna hear a joke?
Black lives matter
>>78163025
Are you by chance a knee grow?
>>78164036
>>78157625
Why where the Jews lost in the desert for forty years?
because one of them dropped a penny.
>>78163051
That was solid, hohol. Good shit.
a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>>78160222
Witnessed.
aye, guys listen this one!
guys,
yo listen
>why do Jews circumcise?
because Jewish woman can't resist something that is 10% off!
>>78163781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WN4Kjc3pK0
Here's few of a good old jokes
1#
A romanian metal scrapper gypsy is riding a truck when suddenly a cop pulls him over and says:
Sir do you know what that sign is
And he said: why yes sir that is an aluminum sign.
2#
An american, russian and a croat are riding in a plane when it suddenly starts crashing and falling, a devil appears and says:
You all are going to die, throw something into the sea and if i dont find the item, i will spare you, but if i find it, off to hell you go.
So american deceides to throw a rock into the sea, devil rushes quickly to find the item, after a couple of minutes he comes back and shows the item that american threw, off to hell goes the american.
So russian deceides to throw a little match into the sea, devil goes quickly to find the item, after 20 minutes he found the item, off to hell ruskie goes.
So a croat throws something into the sea, then devil rushes to find it, 20 minutes nothing, an hour later he broke a sweat trying to find it, then he gives up and says:
Alright i give up, what did you throw in the sea?
He says: magnesium pill.
3#
Did the black kid fall off his bike?
He didnt he fell off yours bike
4#
How do you call a black abortion clinic? A crime stoppers.
Thats all from me.
I wonder if you can you reverse engineer a bar of soap into a Jew
Two squaws are in a garden picking carrots. One pulls a pretty big carrot of the ground and says to the other "this reminds me of my husband's cock".
"Why", says the other squaw, "that big"?
"No. That dirty".
A man went into a sex shop to purchase a blow up doll
The cashier asks him if he wants male or female
Female replies the man
The cashier asks if he wants the doll to be white or black
White replies the man
The cashier asks if he wants the doll to be Catholic, or Muslim
The man was confused. Catholic? Muslim? What's the difference?
Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up
>>78164355
What's long, black and makes women scream?
Cot death.
>>78164235
Women's rights
>>78160222
N-n-n-n-noiiiiice
>>78164432
why would you a bar of soap is worth more
>>78164406
>He says: magnesium pill.
O.M.G.
here's the way I imagine YOU telling jokes. you and the russian should team up.
>>78157625
Whats the difference between a black person and a dogs shit?
The dogs shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
BA-DUM-TISHHhhhh
>>78164440
jesus fucking christ.
>>78161867
tell your mother she shouldn't change her lipstick several times a day!
i already have a rainbow on my dick.
>>78157625
Jewish charity.
>>78164199
nice
t b h I heard all of the jew jokes ITT in middle school
Tell me something original and OFFENSIVE please. This is a challenge
>>78163824
no, a thread of ameriturd humor
>>78157625
One of the classics
What do you call a black guy in a tailored suit?
>a nigger
>>78161858
too verbose, see >>78160222 for how to do it.
What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jews.
Why do Asians have squint eyes? Because atomic bombs are very bright.
What happens if you explode an atomic bomb in Turkey? Nothing, because all the Turks are in Sweden.
I got one!
What do you call
YOU'RE ALL DUCKING MUFFUGGINA CRACKA ASS WHITYZ BITCH
So here I am at the coffee sitting next to the biggest nigger I've ever se
>>78164706
What do you call a white person with a peg leg?
A war vet
What do you call a native with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.
> why are brits after jihadi john?
> to seize his knife
So three Germans walk into a B.A.R
someone needs to make this a simulator
>>78158993
That's cute
>>78164620
You dont get the joke? Magnesium pill is a pill which dissolves in water.
What do you call 5 niggers in a van that's falling from a cliff?
A waste, you can fit 15 in a van.
>>78165005
staph it.
>>78164406
Gold
>>78160765
It reads like you're having an epileptic seizure
>>78165187
why do you hate me.
>>78157625
what do you call mexican's holding hands?
>a spicket fence
Did you know Princess Dianna had dandruff?
>they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
>>78157625
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
I'm not building a wall to keep out benches
What do Jews and 9/11 have in common?
Niggers!
>this is not intended to be racist and is just a stereotype. If you think this is racist educate yourself and check your privilege.
>>78165238
How does every racist joke start?
*looks around*
>>78164406
1# norm
2# was waiting for something clever
>magnesium pill
really nigga?
3# good, can be cut in half
>Did the black kid fall off his bike?
is enough
4# norm
>>78161118
this is not pol related one bit
why do pennies have a smell? Jew spit
>>78165315
Wat
>>78157625
An old favorite of mine
> Some white kids were jumping up and down in the middle of the road chanting, "41! 41! 41!" over and over again
> A black kid saw them jumping and asked if he could play too
> They showed him were to stand and told him to just jump as high as he could
> The black kid jumped high into the air cheering, "41!" and the white kids quickly opened the manhole cover under him and let him fall through
> The white kids closed the manhole and proceeded jumping chanting, "42! 42!"
what is the difference between Jews and Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney
>>78163527
It should be woman in Britain or the joke doesn't work you kraut eating shit head
What the worst name you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?
Neighbor
what did the Mexicans do during nine eleven?
same as always, sneak across the border when no one was watching.
>>78165515
HOLY FUCK
>>78165515
not bad.
actually, for this thread, it's world class.
>>78165431
Well what, you cant find the pill once it dissolves
>>78162108
How do you get 100 babies a into a suitcase?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
>>78165693
WE GET IT.
is /sci/ your home board?
>>78165712
How do you make a dead baby float?
>Two scoops vanilla ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
>>78160765
Hey, I saved that
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
A kike runs straight into a wall with a huge ass erection. What happens?
He breaks his nose.
>>78165779
/pol/ and /r/andom is only place i hang out.
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
ICE office
What do you call five black people having sex?
A threesome.
What is the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it
>>78165948
with you there too Anon
What's the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of Pisa?
The leading tower of Pisa had faster reflexes.
>>78158993
vastly underrated
>>78157625
I like my women the way I like my coffee; hot, black, and all over my lap.
>>78165900
thats a shitty joke mate
>>78157625
Husband and wife go to hospital to deliver baby. Doctor says new machine can share half the pain of childbirth with the father. They agree to it, delivery goes well, father does not feel any pain at all. When they reach home, they find their postman dead on the porch.
>>78160222
>>78165992
could you provide a sketch pls.
>>78166179
This is not funny. Not even close.
>>78166228
nice.
>>78166277
Check'd
Did you hear about the 4 black kids that died when their minivan fell off a cliff?
>"oh my gosh that's terrible!"
I know, that minivan can seat up to 7!
>>78157625
tyrone and james were in 2nd grade class when the teacher called them both up to recite the alphabet. james perfectly runs through is ABC, tyrone struggled
back home tyrone asked his mother, "momma, is james smarta den me cause i black?"
"no son you just have to try harder"
next day the same thing happens, james counts to 20 in class but tyrone couldn't get past one
he asked his mother again, "momma, is james smarta den me cause i black?"
"no son you just have to try harder"
The next day tyrone and james are in the bathroom, when tyrone notices something and when he arrives home he excitedly asks his mom, "MOMMA! my peepee iz bigga than james! is it cause i black and he white???"
his mother replies: "NO TYRONE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD!"
>>78166179
I like my women like I like my coffee; ground up and freeze dried
Superman is flying along, and sees WonderWoman lying naked on a blanket with her legs apart, and moaning like she is having an orgasm.
So he zooms down, fucks the hell out of her, and flies away.
WonderWoman says "what the hell was that?"
InvisibleMan says "I don't know, but it tore the hell out of my ass"
>>78160222
how many americans can you fit in a smart? none
>>78166179
I like my women the way I like my coffee: ground up in a blender, mixed with hot water and poured into a mug to drink
What did the Englishman say when he came home to his wife fucking 3 Muslims?
"Hello, hello, hello, hello."
How do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling
After a long time as a guest worker, a Romanian man is driving home from Germany with his used BMW he bought from his salary. As he is nearing his home village he has a puncture. He stops to change the wheel when another Romanian runs up and smashes the window with a brick.
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Quickly, before owner comes! You take wheels, I take radio!
How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve. One to hold the bulb, one to hold the chair he's standing on, and the other ten to drink enough to make the room spin.
How does a girl from Detroit turn her light on in the morning?
She opens the car door.
>>78157625
how do you call an italian amputee?
mute
>>78166210
Yet it's qualität for this thread.
Here's another one for you. Guess what Jewish pedophiles say ?
>>78162592
Yeah, we have a shitload of these in Greece as well
>>78166916
>>78165405
Is the greentext also part of the joke?
>>78163527
What do you call an attractive German woman?
The victim.
>>78166979
what does a canadian girl do when she gets up in the morning?
straps on the feed bag.
How many Germans do you need to change a lightbulp?
One. They are efficient and they are not funny.
What do you call an indian (feather) running down a hill?
Mudslide
What made him start running?
He was asked to take a bath.
Fruit up your ass
Uploaded 05/24/2008
3 men get stranded on a desert island. After wandering around a while, they are found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their hut. The chief tells them, "Go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit."
The first guy returns with 10 apples, and the chief says "Now shove them all up your ass without showing any emotion, or we'll kill you."
He shoves the the first up, and is in terrible pain, but shows no emotion, but during the process of pushing up the second, he flinches, and therefore gets shot.
The second guy comes back with 10 cherries, and gets told to do the same.
He's finding it relatively easy, but when he gets to the eighth, starts laughing hysterically, and gets shot.
He meets up with the first guy in heaven, and the first guy asks, "Why did you do that, why did you laugh?" and the second guy replies,
"Well I nearly finished when I saw the next guy walking up with pineapples."
>>78166937
How many SJW's does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hold it up to the socket and wait for it because the world revolves around them
>>78167412
how many hungarians do you need to change a lightbulb?
none,they cant change shit about anything
Polish person having his eyes examined. Doctor shows him an eye chart with the letters:
SZSCZSWPCHWCWSCWFPZVWSCYWCYWTZ
-Can you read the letters with one eye covered?
-Yes. I even know the guy.
>>78166916
Where's the joke?
What would happen if a nigger were to fall off a skyscraper? He would become nutela.
What would happen if a chink were to fall off a skyscraper? He'd become mayonnaise
What would happen if a Native American were to fall off a skyscraper? He would become marmalade.
What would happen if a white guy were to fall from a skyscraper? He would die,that poor soul.
>>78160896
How do get a Swede to leave his cuckshed?
cum.
Why is this thread filled the shittiest, most tired jokes in history
>>78167507
>Finish the sentence. This Romanian policeman has just discovered that he is...
>Romanian
Three sailors crash land on a strange tropical island. The natives capture them, the chief orders them all to go deep into the island forest and bring back fruits of your choice.
The first guy brings back some Apples, the tribe chief orders him to insert them all in his ass, he dies in the process. When he reaches heaven, he finds the second guy there as well and asks what happened? How did you die?
To which he responds, I saw the third guy bringing back a Pineapple.
So a n American walks into an Irish pub and says: "so I heard y'all like to drink, I'll bet 1000 dollars that none of you could drink 12 pints in a row!"
There's stark silence in the bar, and one of the patrons quietly leaves.
The American, seeing no challengers, scoffs and sits at the bar.
20 minutes later the man who left the bar comes back and asks if the Americans wager was still open.
"why yes it is' says the American, ordering the 20 pints.
The Irishman then drinks all 20 pints consecutively, much to the suprise of the American.
The American asks: "why didn't you take me up on my wager earlier?" As he hands the Irishman the money.
The Irishman responded "i had to go to the pub across the street to make sure I could, first"
Waht do you call a shed filled with blacks?
Antique farming equipment
>>78167768
>mfw
>>78167640
kek
they are so weird because slavic speak isn't made for latin alphabet
glagolitic and cyrillic are better suited for it
why did the white guy cross the road?
he saw a black guy and chickened out
>>78166916
holiday in sunny Bulgaria your car is already there
>>78167640
pretty good
>>78162324
I don't get it
as a bad teacher used to say... why waste a good joke on a bad class?
>>78166277
one black is 3/5 of a person
How many mexicans does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends how thin you slice them.
>>78167735
why did brits take gibraltar? to provoke asspain
A Gypsy and a priest having a conversation.
-Father, I think I turned my life around. In the past few months I haven't been drunk, I didn't do drugs and I didn't steal anything.
-Sure, but how long will that last? You'll be released in a few weeks.
Why can't stevie wonder read?
He's a nigger.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it
>>78168254
How many Canadians does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter because if you do it, the lightbulb wins.
Why don't blacks play in the sand at the beach?
Cat keeps covering them up.
Free Christmas Ham = Jewish Dilemma
-What happens if you crossbreed a nigger with an octopus?
-???
-I don't know either but I BET IT PICKS COTTON REALLY FUCKING FAST.
>>78157625
the president of romania,america and france are in a plane
the american president looks out the window and sais they are in america
the others ask him how does he know
”i see the statue of liberty”
some time passes and the french president looks out the window and sais they are in france,the other 2 ask them how he knows
”i see the eiffel tower”
some time passes,the president of romania pulls down the window and sais that they are in romania
the other 2 ask him how he knows,he didnt even look
”i put my hand out the window and my watch dissapeared”
>>78168431
Nice
Q: Whats the differences between a nigger and dog poop
A: Eventually the dog poop turns white and stops stinking
>>78160807
beat me to it
A priest, rabi, athiest, and a muslim walk into a bar. Boom!
>>78158993
kek
>>78160070
not bad
>>78160735
Black kid says to the white kid: Muh daddy just gots a new Caddilak, and the horn goes "hon-KEY, hon-KEY."
White kid says to the black kid: Yeah well my father just got a new chainsaw and it says "RUNNNNNNNniggerniggernigger RUNNNNNniggerniggerniggernigger."
>>78161017
seriously underrated
Come on y'all must remember We Too Low and Ho Le Fuk. No? Well, enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GEhArUuZ8
