Have you been to jail/prison
What were your charges?
How long were you incarcerated for ?
What were your experiences ?
stop asking , clearly nobody wants to confess and have their paroll officer knocking on their door within days
>>78152632
Tell your employer to go to >>>/soc/ if they want to harvest data
Alternatively, go get a real job
>>78155035
With in minutes actually
>>78152632
Ive spent the night in the drunk tank for public intox. Does that count?
I was in a holding cell because a cop rear ended me in Chicago. My apartment burned down a few days prior, amd the responding officer walked by and showed pity on me... told them to charge me with a moving violation and let me go.
I plead innocent and the arresting officer didn't appear in court, so I got off.
>>78156479
>he thinks companies have people making threads on an Cambodian vacuum repair forum to see if their users have been to jail.
That could be the case, or maybe OP is heading to jail soon and he wants to get some experiences from the only social outlet he has.
There is a reason why no companies advertise on this site, 90% of all content is pissing into a sea of piss. Stop thinking 4chan is serious business
>>78152632
I spent 5 years for Marijuana possession.
>>78152632
Spent 5 years in liberal re-education camp got calling OP a faggot
>>78152632
I had to go to scared straight when I was in high school at jessup penitentiary.
It was basically a 4 hour tour on jail life. I didn't get fucked with too bad by the inmates because I was only there for a bag of fucking weed but everyone else with me did.
One kid got his shoes stolen, another kid was getting rape threats non stop with guys pulling their dicks out and jerking off in front of him.
They served us "spaghetti" for dinner. It was made from ramen noodles that were barely cooked all the way, and some stale jarred meatless sauce.
Obviously the point of the program was to scare us into behaving so situations were most likely embellished, but that shit made me a much smarter criminal so I would never end up there
>>78152632
I never went to jail but I've been arrested a few times. You want some those stories?
Did three and a half years
cool data mining thread, bro
How about you take your gayass back to >>>/b/
>>78161627
This is why I still come to this hacking forum. It's because of brilliant minds like you who know that literally hundreds of companies are trying to figure out if members of /pol/ (we are legion) have been to jail.
Think of the type of treasure trove that type of info would be to companies. I'm not that smart, but maybe you could fill me in on what companies would do with that info?
~~~Delplop~~~
>>78160708
Yes
>>78152632
I worked as a correctional officer in a lvl 3 prison in South Carolina. Lvl 3 is the highest state prison available for felons here, so I had all the turbo-rapists, gang leaders, multiple-murderers, etc.
AMA
And yes most of them were black.
>>78166007
any gross/unusual stories?
You like any of the prisoners or hate them all?
>>78166388
So many inmates love whippin' it out and jacking it at you. It's a game, they don't care if they're written up, with all the 'humane' prison laws now we can't really punish anyone, so the lifers can get away with anything. We call being jacked off on 'getting pregnant', just to have a humorous term.
If you ever hear an inmate ask you if you like chinese, don't answer. Cuz they'll offer you some 'Soup of Sum Yung Guy'.
Nope, didn't like a single one. You can't trust any inmate. Even if they were alright people before they went in, years in a prison twists a person, makes them self-serving manipulative liars. They want to get you into a situation where you're bringing shit in for them, or having sex with them, male or female; then they have power over you because you've done something terribly wrong, and can make you do anything. Plus, if they ever get in real serious trouble, they just give your name to Police Services and they get to skip out on their charge for helping take down a dirty officer.
>>78152632
>be new legal assistant working for criminal attorney
>go on tour of local correctional facility
>in a group with kids from local school
>upper class white kids who were smart asses
>the stench of the place was overwhelming
>toured solitary, didn't look so bad
>walked down long hallway toward general population
>they hear us and start yelling
>we come into sight they say how they'll rape the tall good-looking boy
>he's a smart ass egging him on
>they start pounding on the glass like fucking monkeys
>scared the good goddamn out of me
Thus ended my career in criminal law. Keep in mind this is in one of the wealthier counties in the country.
>>78166972
did you ever look the other way when an officer maybe went too far with a prisoner in some fashion?
Did you ever see prisoners "fall down some stairs" after attacking staff?
>>78167294
Nope. The media loves to hype up 'prison guardz r abusive and do evrything rong guiz'. But that's not the case at all anymore; correctional officers are so shackled by the new policies and severe understaffing that the inmates walk all over them.
>>78168060
that's a shame. Did you leave the job? Why? On TV it looks awful as fugg to be around those criminals all day..
also
>is there any honor among thieves?
>how's the food?
>>78152632
spent a week in local jail for hitting a speeding motorcyclist and he got hurt and the state on his side. Got work release so only really served nights and afternoons, foods okay, had one single shower for about 6 dudes so we scheduled our showers accordingly. A lot of space. had a room to myself, every 2 hours you are to report to your room for a count. Everyone cleans the area everyday, bed time is about 10ish except on weekends. Only really sucky thing is the guards will be dicks and bang on your door while you sleep at night.
>>78165652
Okay, one time I caught one of my daughters with a cigarette. I got it from her that she got it from the daughter of this neighbor of ours so I went over there and kicked his ass. Then the sheriff showed up and got the story of what happened and on the way to his office we got stern talking-tos, he told that asshole "stop being such an asshole or next time somebody's kicking your ass I won't stop him". And we both spent a night at the station. It worked out though, that bastard learned his lesson.
>>78166999
nice trips
>>78168393
They're all loyal to eachother over anyone else, but they still kill eachother quite regularly. Gang culture is real and alive. Everyone has affiliations and they stick to them very closely.
The food is absolutely awful. xD Though every single black person always chimped out on fried chicken day, which was wednesday.
I left the job because it was terrifying. Inmates run the prisons. The people up top are incompetent. And the co-workers are unbearable, bitchy whiny black women LTs (5/6 of my dorms were run by basically clones of the same sassy bitch) and self-righteous hyperreligious southern moron officers.