>want to be an investment banking analyst for the shekels
>want to join the army for the respect but not die
>want to be a cop to keep streets safe
>want to be an armored truck driver worker to deliver shekels to the bank safely, (something I've always wanted to do as a kid)
Fug. What do I do? What should I start with? Are any of these accomplishable? The thing is I want a decent salary and be remembered for my life
>>78151138
I'm pooping /pol/ hehe
>>78151138
>remembered for my life
Shoot up a school and get new highscore or assassinate a president or a candidate.
>>78151138
Cop.
The world needs more based red pilled cops
>>78151138
Anyone who wants to be an investment banker shouldn't be a cop.
Thought about Army reserve or national guard OP? Keep a day job and still get the military shit
>>78152083
This. You probably won't be remembered by anyone outside your community, but we could really use better police.
>>78151921
cops boring as fuck with lots of paperwork isnt it? plus i couldnt pull ppl over for stupid shit like seatbelts, just makes ppl hate cops for being annoying
>>78153005
>don't want to get killed
>don't want to be hated by anyone
Both of these things are going to happen to you at some point, but I guess go with your first or last option in OP then.
>want to join the army for the respect but not die
Anyone who does anything for 'respect' is doomed to gradually grow bit by bit into a bitter, miserable asshole... this is especially true in the Army.
Be an armored truck driver, you can eventually steal a ton of shekels and move to remote area of Africa / change your identity launder it then move to Asia
>>78153426
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>>78151138
>>want to be an investment banking analyst for the shekels
>>want to join the army for the respect but not die
>>want to be a cop to keep streets safe
>>want to be an armored truck driver worker to deliver shekels to the bank safely, (something I've always wanted to do as a kid)
First thing you need to do is get tested for ADD
>>78153426
I'm sure a nice prince in Nigeria would help him wash those shekels
>>78153426
Damn now that's a rare
Also he preaches truth. Joining the military in a desperate attempt to gain respect is sad and pathetic
>>78151138
If you want to be remembered the easiest way is probably to shoot some people up but you probably don't want that.
You can join the army for a while and then join the police, the army experience you will have is a very good thing when trying to join the police force.
When it comes to driving armored trucks I don't know, I guess you could just switch to another profession when you feel like you are done with police work, if the bank part isn't all that important then maybe you could try and be that guy who drives the armored van that escorts police sometimes.
YOU COULD BE SWAT AND SHIT ANON THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS