/pol/ was wrong yet again. India shows its technical marvel that US corporate giants like Google desperately buy due to the superior tech India provides for the world.
>Shortly after 9 am, India successfully launched a rocket which deposited a record 20 satellites in 26 minutes - proof that the country's famously frugal space agency, ISRO, is headed for a larger slice of the lucrative commercial space market.
>The rocket blasted off from the southern spaceport of Sriharikota in Andhra Pradesh, carrying satellites mainly for international customers including the US, Germany and a Google-owned company.
>It was the most satellites India has put in space at one go, though Russia set the record of 37 for a single launch in 2014
http://m.ndtv.com/india-news/isro-set-for-record-launch-plans-20-satellites-in-orbit-in-26-minutes-1421878
>>78148122
>ifunny.co at the bottom
Here's the original
>>78148189
You're fast.
>>78148222
Well it's pretty easy access considering I made the edit.
>>78148320
Huh. I just found it in Google and thought it was the most fitting picture .
>>78148366
This was a slightly older version before I added the dot. (skins a little brighter too)
Anyway, I won't derail your thread.
>>78148421
Thanks for the bumps chap.
>uk likes curry
>curry is poo with spices
>uk likes spicy poo
>>78148122
Are their scientists housebroken?
Do they know how to wipe their asses with toilet paper?
>>78149053
They do but they prefer not to.
>>78149053
Indian scientists invented the revolutionary street-shitting technology, so it is natural that they would like to use their inventions.
>>78152989
Also due to no need to flush it, we save a lot of clean water.
>>78152989
Also we got world's cleanest toilets and sewers
Well I was in the mood for meme-manufacturing so I decided to animate that old picture, since my editing skills have improved.
Here's the result.
Can't stick around, I've got stuff to do.
>>78153821
Good thinking! I doubt the rain water would carry the shit in your streets into your "clean water"either
>>78154163
Noice,
>>78154338
It's toilet paper.
India, you're not supposed to write on toilet paper.
>>78154338
>literally does not recognize toilet paper
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP PEOPLE
>>78154319
It can't. That's why our roads flood every time rain comes.
>>78148122
>probes
>satellites
kek
>>78154489
>>78154519
Refresh faggot
>>78154015
>world's cleanest toilets
Yes, because no one uses them
>>78154866
You cannot hide the embarrassment you just showed us.
Someone will screen cap it and post it in India threads for the next decade.
>>78154925
Looks like someone is slow
>>78154866
>http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78148122/#78154338
>India literally doesn't know how to use toilet paper
>>78155025
I've got stuff to do at the moment, but I'll cap this for future India threads.
>>78154866
Faggot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
>>78154866
>>78155025
>>78155135
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>78154925
As long as its clean.
>>78155135
>>78155266
D'oh
>>78149022
That man can goose my nickel any day
>>78148122
Those faggots will shit up space, i can already see it, they need to be stopped.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome
>>78155616
China did it first. They shot down a satellite, now there's thousands of tiny bits of metal orbiting Earth which everyone else has to actively avoid.
That's one small step for man, one giant bowel movement
Theres just something about indians that makes then unlikeable.
>>78155616
>they need to be stopped
Why don't you stop bare handed muslims first
>>78155803
FOR POOKIIIIIIIIIIIIND
>>78155616
>>78155789
>>78155803
>Global warming will lead to all/most land covered n water.
>We Indians shit in streets
India is playing the ultimate flush endgame with Earth. You cucks can't see the bigger picture.
>>78155945
>India's endgame isn't just to shit on their own streets, but everywhere on earth
>>78155945
Dont shit where you drink pajeet
>>78148122
will they create shitting streets in space??
>>78156138
And nobody can stop us.
>>78156155
We don't drink sea water.
India's space program is nothing more than a front to research ways to send their poo to space. Where else are they going to poo? In the loo?
>>78154925
You're a fucking idiot, god damn.
>>78156401
>'We don't drink sea water.'
>stirs cop piss with a turd
>>78156401
POO THE PLANET!
>>78156635
cow piss*
>>78156635
No we don't. Why would any cop give a civilian his/her piss. Is that a common thing in Germany?
>>78156687
Soon.
>>78156372
>>78156528
That is our end game, which ubisoft definitely forgot
>>78148122
I don't understand how their government does stuff like this when so many of their people live in conditions akin to third world.
>>78157052
Because we are a third world country.
>>78157052
Could say the same about USA. Literal trillions in military budget when there are people below the poverty line.
>>78157052
I don't understand how the US government spends 800 billion dollars a year on the military when so many of their people are homeless. live one paycheck away from bankruptcy and their entire infrastructure is crumbling before their very eyes.
>>78157181
Thanks for clarifying
>>78157279
Didn't mean I want the government to send out more welfare checks. I meant how could they achieve a big technological accomplishment when the majority of their citizens are low educated and poor.
>>78158238
Despite what /pol/ says, Indians are among the most talented scientists and engineers in the recent decades. It's really quite incredible. Yes their entire country is a fucking mess but they have some really brilliant people and their government wants to finance things that will improve their inferiority complex (in respects to China)
>>78148122
Now I'm scared a poo rod from space is going to strike me any moment.
>>78158560
Couldn't have said it better.
>>78153821
>we save a lot of clean water.
Thats good, especially with how hard that is to come by there.
>>78154015
>Also we got world's cleanest toilets and sewers
Well your toilets are rotgut disgusting shit smeared holes in the ground, and your sewers probably are clean, since they were never installed in the first place.
>>78157279
>>78158135
Yea, but they can't spend money on helping poor people because that's COMMUNISM. Introducing a decent public healthcare system? Can't do that, coz datz COMMUNISM. Mental health care system? COMMUNISM.
I wish that country imploded already.
>>78158560
you got it backwards. Their government wants to do space shit when they havnt even built toilets or a power grid.
indians are arrogant as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xwXDQWBK1g
DESIGNATED SHITTING PIG
>>78159356
thanks
>>78159614
We are building toilets desu but building toilets ins't such an accomplishment that it will be showcased in International news.
>Build and launch satellites
>Poo in loo
Pick one, obviously.
>>78157052
That is because you think our space budget is equal to NASA
It is not even 1/4, it is just that our scientists at ISRO are one of the best
>>78160029
We choose first
>>78159594
I'm not complaining. The US is like a big dumb guard dog.
>>78160414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
>>78157052
ISRO does not rely on taxes it is self funding
>>78148122
>Implying India did this without Western colonization and funding
Muhammad, pls.
>>78160316
Its probably more to do with how your space program is run vs Nasa. Nasa builds everything in triplicate, which is absurdly expensive and time consuming.
Indian space program just builds one satellite after testing it via computer simulation. Far cheaper and quicker.
ZUPER POOWER
>>78163180
>>78154925
stop explaining the joke you stupid nigger
>>78159819
You've already built toilets
the problem is getting people to use them
>>78154338
>mfw an Indian failed to identify toilet paper near me
india would be nice with a smaller well fed population and a higher trust of strangers. this place is a libertarian dream but that dream has 1.7 billion people in it being libertarian. congrats on the achievement
>t. american visitor
>>78148122
They launched a basic rocket full of cubesats.
We've been doing that shit for years
