Australia general thread
Foreigners welcome only if they pay respects to our true leader Tones Abbott (except Canadians you can fuck off)
I've never fingered her in a nightclub before
>>78133399
How do i give mt tribute to your true leader?
rip bro
>>78133506
She fingered me last week
>>78133399
>Foreigners welcome only if they pay respects to our true leader Tones Abbott
>>78133560
Anything so long as you pay respect to Tony Abbott
Turncoat with the bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFnPdhC5qA4
>>78133560
Carve "I did it for Tones" on your arms and hang yourself.
>>78133591
Obama is too soft to ever do that
Vote for your independent candidate.
Just got a letter from Frank Timpano, besides liberals, he's the only candidate in my area willing to address the youth unemployment crisis. Relatively impressed with his other policies, I'm actually considering picketing for him but that might be a little far.
Also, 2 overt socialist parties in my area, what the actual fuck?
>>78133820
what party does he represent? i cant even find him with a google search
>>78133859
Independent.
Francesco Timpano.
He runs an architecture business in Coburg and blew the fuck out of the idiotic animal rights candidate, but who would vote for someone who doesn't pay tax? If I see that bitch I'm actually going to ask her if she's heard of "no representation without taxation."
If you're in wills area (Brunswick), I recommend 1 for Frank, 2 for liberals. Reminder, liberals are about getting you a job instead of placating you with welfare. The reason you'd vote 1 for Frank in wills is because Greens/Labor is so dominant here, otherwise he'd get my 2.
>>78133560
Halal snack pack
>>78133399
I'll give HER a rubber chicken!
>You now realise that Canberra has the highest quality of life of any other city in the WORLD by a MASSIVE MARGIN
How will non-Canberrans ever recover?
http://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings.jsp
And Bajo was left watching in shame
>>78134496
Is that Ted Cruz
>>78133399
Is it weird I've met her (being serious) but never fingered her before?
>>78134055
>liberals are about getting you a job instead of placating you with welfare
More likely they just won't get you a job or give you adequate welfare.
>>78134757
>Implying the welfare state in Australia isnt the highest in the world, barring a few homgenous Scandinavian states with a population lower than Sydney
ay crickey mates wha you cunts upt to
How do I get sheep jizz out of my mouth?
no matter how much I rinse and spit I can still feel the texture of sheep jizz on my tongue
>>78134358
I miss my apartment in woden
>>78134055
Nick Xenophons team.
South Australia will have a power base in the senate, we will succeed and become a nuclear power.
>>78134627
Yes
/pol/ is not for shitposting
You goddam Australians belong in /b/
One day you will learn to appreciate the high quality posting of your Canadian overlords
I miss Tony.
>>78134935
Is that you Hambo?
>>78135083
To be quite honest. She was actually pretty nice.
Wouldn't consider dating her, cause she's out of my NEET league. She's a journalist and i'm a NEET collecting centabux. I can only dream though.
>>78135268
And you are ugly anyway m8.
>mfw I've reignited the hex memes
>>78135284
Mate. I'm the sexist cunt in all of Frankston M8
>>78135439
You still got all your teeth m8?
>>78135439
You mean Frankganistan
>>78135474
m8 I've got more teeth in my mouth than the whole population of franga m8. I have 7 teeth in total.
>>78135117
When does it start?
>>78135439
Frankston? And you know how to use a computer?
Astounding!
>>78133560
Gib Gallipoli
Gib reparations for historic injustice
>>78135439
FRANGA
R
A
N
G
A
I bet you're posting from the Ambassador.
>>78134273
She'd only let you finger bash her, MAYBE even let you slip a fist in
>>78135611
m8 i was the Dux of Chisholm Frankston TAFE's VCAL Division! I'm like a rocket scientist down here m8
>>78135439
Ex-HMAS Cerberus fag here, why are there so many white trash hotties in Frankston?
>>78133399
How can I be good at shitposting? Please educate me Australia.
>>78135781
Cause they're all young. I'm being serious m8. if you see white trash hotties in frankston, 90% of the time they are under the age of 17
>>78135838
Drop out of school. Go to tafe and take a Cert II in Shitposting
>>78135357
So how much does she charge per hour?
>>78135117
this entire board agrees that your nation needs to go. Your shitposting has always sucked. Your 'country' looks like shit too. why bother?
>>78135117
Canadian posts always come off as angry and butthurt and overly serious.
>>78135720
>slip a fist in
It wouldn't touch the sides m8.
>>78135117
can you not read the OP?
>>78135838
Start drinking regularly at 14, drop out of school at 16 and take up a trade. Trade school is where you pick up maximum banter because that's what you spend 90% of the time doing
>>78136113
>Trade school is where you pick up maximum banter because that's what you spend 90% of the time doing
Literally this.
ITT: Hex nudes GO
>>78133399
May I enter? I wanna try a kangaroo burger
>>78134851
>Defending Liberals
This is the party which has gone about the last 10 months boasting about their love for innovation. Then drops funding for the department of innovation, science and industry. The guys who make the government money and promote growth.
Then they just piss it up the wall in tax write offs for private companies which their mates work in.
I hope you blokes are voting for the Libs next week
It can be a bit of a shitfight to change governments too often so I reckon we should just stick with the current mob for a while.
Mad as Hell is on Boys
>>78133399
Why did you cunts think bringing in a bunch of poisonous toads that eat bugs off cane to eat overpopulated bugs that don't go near cane was a good idea?
Why are you trying to bring in rhinos next?
Is this the perpetual Emu war?
>>78136606
Is that you #faketradie?
>>78136577
They're better than Labor at least.
kangaroo steaks freaking delicious
>>78136715
At what? Robbing everyone?
>>78133399
Why do all Australians sound like English people with down syndrome?
So, after the upcoming election, how long will it be before another coup?
I think you guys can make it two years this time.
Any of you guys see the Labor gook whinge about letting Australians decide for themselves if we should allow homosexuals to (((marry)))?
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/not-one-straight-politician-knows-what-its-like-penny-wongs-deeply-personal-plebiscite-anguish-20160621-gpogvz.html
>I oppose a plebiscite because I don't want my relationship, my family, to be the subject of inquiry, of censure, of condemnation, by others
>my feelwings are more important than democracy
i saw her and others at a logies after party at a night club in crown. pretty hot, she had a bigger arse than i thought.
did i miss out on a good old fashioned finger and/or fisting?
>>78136816
They're better at keeping Australia Australian.
>>78136907
Fuck. Should've used a different site. Just change baka to s m h with no spaces.
>2016
>still having word filters
>>78136967
>They're better at keeping Australia Australian
No they're not because they are in thrall to big business who demand cheap foreign labour.
>>78136536
pay respects to Tones and you will be addressed politely
>>78136657
emu war is a lie
>>78136842
Why are Canadians so jealous of Australia?
>>78136967
What by stopping the boats and replacing them with direct flights from Somalia?
>>78137035
Jealous of a country literally overrun by abos? Being that close to poo in the loo? Nah.
>>78136577
Politicians aren't scientists and these cabinet positions are generally for show.
I really hate the holier-than-thou attitude that a lot of Labor bogans and Greens pseudo-intellectuals develop going into elections.
>muh NBN
>muh climate science
>muh go back the 1950s bigot dummy, I'm a smart science guy I watch friendlyjordies and vsauce
>muh (you)s
>>78133399
I fingered that chick in a nightclub once.
>>78135357
more hex memes
because memes don't have enough female diversity.
>>78137176
>friendlyjordies
Am I the only one that hates that faggot?
>>78137146
>overrun
Nigger, actual abos make up like 1% of the population. You probably have more gooks in Toronto than we have abos lel.
Even officially including all the 1/16th claimants they're still less than 3%.
>>78133399
can confirm she was fingered several times at the 2013 EB games expo.
>>78137336
I wish he would do American politics. I disagree with him on a lot of things but still find him funny
>>78137336
>friendlyjordies
Crikey he is nice to look at though.
What are the symptoms of alcohol poisoning? I drank way too much on Friday and still have a hangover
>>78137454
>What are the symptoms of alcohol poisoning?
You die and it doesn't take a week.
>>78137336
He's literally a paid shill, doesn't hide it.
His humour is Pewdiepie-tier
>>78137454
symptoms may include fingering retards at night clubs.
>>78137405
He's just a comedian who wants to be controversial by talking about politics that he doesn't have a clue about.
If I recall, he has written articles for the ABC about American politics, but haven't even checked them out.
He's an average comedian at best, he's comedy isn't incredibly funny, but it's average.
Good song mates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoLpyIv_yM
>>78137176
I hate climate shit, greens and labor but I am forced to vote for labor because liberal doesn't just rob me it is actively trying to defund my department. A department that generates more money than it costs to run it.
>>78137405
He is one of the least funny cucks on youtube, literally Onision tier humor.
>>78135838
It's the bloody emus m8, only those humans with bonza shitpost talent are alllowed to breed. Pure genetics and practice.
>>78135931
> He fell for the "Everyday Sissies get to shitpost" meme
The most you'll get with one of those is a filing job, or maybe shitpost analytics. The overlords decide who gets a job, and bloody Murdoch lies to us for a nest egg in sydney
Better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep
Scarnon cunts
I just finished cookin me kangaroo spag bollo
Whos jelly
Fair dinkum ay
>>78137600
>government money """""generation"""""
lol nice meme you literal thief
>>78136623
you should watch the weekly
What about this song lads? Really good I reckon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxRMFwPpkBE
Pic related fingered me in a nightclub once
>>78137817
>big black cock
>>78137600
Lmfao, you don't defund a department that makes money....
Keep telling yourself that government shill
>>78133399
Give me tips about how to fingering in australian club
>>78137915
Go to revs. Eat pingas from sketch characters. Profit.
>>78137915
You seduce them with rubber chickens
>>78137818
>>78137977
ask him if it is cut with something, if he says yes then defs do more than one
like 5
I really liked this song back in the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqQkjGXkmQQ
>>78138087
Legit, if I counted the amount of times I offered cut shit at revs. It would be over 9000
>>78137755
>>78137897
You don't know shit, my department does mining exploration which companies then use after. For 5 million we can create a huge sample pool, which private companies then buy rights to for further exploration.
Every mine in Australia has been sampled before by my department before they started digging shit out of it or pumping oil. This also doesn't include our research which does so many things like increasing dating accuracy by huge margins allowing everyone to find better sources within a site. There is a cunt in my office building upon shit from NASA to find better mining sites.
We wouldn't have proper mining in Australia and many other countries if it wasn't for my department.
>>78137146
Aboriginals are harmless m8, if you're outside of northern Australia you wont even see them
>>78137336
he shills on here
>>78137593
Pumpkins are quality
>>78138256
Sounds like socialism to me pinko.
>>78138304
>Pumpkins are quality
Oath m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2bJBSyrS2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8sj2_W-_vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psk09J-ZqXU
>>78133399
nice tripdubs
ill salute tony abbot if you give a shout out for trump
and as always screw canada
>>78138317
No, its called creating incentives for private companies which can just get niggers or gooks to dig up their entire country for half the cost. Government Thinktanks are super important because they actually drive proper innovation, CSIRO invented fucking WiFi for fuck sake.
Shit even the private research companies like Lockheed may as well be government run but they just have a department which is made to steal from the government. Let me guess NASA is socialism as well?
Really like this song from The Kooks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xgerv2PicU
actual, tradie-approved music coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NO4O3-Fkxs
Most comfy thread on /pol/
I thought you guys had a secret pact to only banter foreigners, but you are doing it to yourselves as well.
I'll go back to lurking, and don't let the leafs derail
Big fan of Keane. some really beautiful songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u86VdOc3asA
>>78138773
>tradie-approved
Tradies are all plebs m8.
I remember those two fat cunts stuck down that mine who liked Foo fighters. Fucking plebs.
>>78138773
bet you are a broom guy am i right bich?
>>78138956
Plebs who earn far more than you swine.
>>78139003
Well he's definitely a guy who's smart enough to spell.
>>78136842
Because you are actually the one with downs
>>78137394
Is this a meme?
I do wanna finger her
>>78139048
>Plebs who earn far more than you
Yeah just look at the Liberals.
>>78138667
I have an authentic Trump hat and the money I spent went to the Trump campaign. Emperor Trump 2016!
>>78138415
Have you seen them live m8? lets start a band and become famous senpai
>>78138794
You can participate if you complement Tones
>>78133399
Tony abott should be the prime minister or Australia
PRAISE THE EMU OVERLORD
>>78136015
In your mind it's true.
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
>>78139052
only kikes correct spelling on the internet
>>78139164
>Have you seen them live m8?
No I never leave the house and don't have any friends.
>lets start a band
We'll need to get someone else to play the instruments and do the vocals for me m8. I can mime pretty good though.
Crikey Youtube has gone down on me so there will be no more songs.
Sorry mates.
>>78139466
This
YT Fuckin up
>>78139466
me too fun-illy enough, what error are you getting?
>>78139466
>Crikey Youtube has gone down on me
with musical taste like that it's about the only thing that will
>>78139466
>>78139565
>>78139565
a spider got in, you cunts
>>78139411
I'd go to gigs with you f4m. You can help write the music and still get royalties
>>78139616
please enlighten me bro
>>78139209
>>78139177
>>78139164
>>78139122
>>78139110
>>78139076
>>78139052
>>78139048
>>78139003
>>78138956
>>78138901
>>78138794
>>78138773
>>78138729
>>78138728
>>78138667
>>78138615
>>78138540
>>78138415
>>78138317
>>78138304
>>78138258
>>78138256
>>78138228
>>78138222
>>78138087
>>78138050
>>78137984
>>78137977
>>78137915
>>78137897
>>78137873
>>78137818
>>78137817
>>78137812
>>78137755
>>78137718
>>78137649
>>78137628
>>78137627
>>78137600
>>78137593
>>78137569
>>78137546
>>78137495
>>78137484
>>78137454
>>78137416
>>78137405
>>78137394
>>78137385
>>78137336
>>78137299
>>78137184
>>78137176
>>78137146
>>78137056
>>78137035
>>78137012
>>78136984
>>78136967
>>78136948
>>78136907
>>78136906
>>78136842
This is the tower of reply, good luck at jenga and many replies will come to you but only if you post please notice me sempai ITT
>>78139565
>>78139466
they shut the site down in response to the dislikes on their Proud to be video
>>78139600
Aye Smashing Pumpkins are GOAT. You're top 40 stuff is shite
>>78139600
Well played m8.
>>78139565
>what error are you getting?
500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
If you see them, send them this information as text (screenshots frighten them):
vegemite sucks
>>78139765
same with me, fuuuuuuuuuck I live on YT what will I do
>>78139738
Have you ever played drunk jenga? there is a bar near me that has a giant jenga that you can play
>>78139900
>jenga bar
that sounds like an amazing concept.
>>78139985
maybe you could set one up in Canada and invite weedman for opening night
>>78139466
Since youtube is back up, have you heard this lesser known Pumpkins song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHOwM59IlQ4
>>78136907
To be fair, I bet if we had a referendum to re-legalise guns it'd fail even though it's been proven several times our gun control didn't do shit to stop violent crime
>>78140226
People in canada are back home at 7pm maximum and sleep at 10.
The bar sell orange juice and milk as not to offend any culture.
Might aswell go to church, you'll have more fun.
>>78140427
>have you heard this lesser known Pumpkins song?
I have m8. I downloaded the "rarities and B-sides" compilation.
I think I have heard every song they have ever recorded in the studio.
Here is the Smashing Pumpkins cover of "Landslide". I have always liked it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U4opbXoMss
>>78133560
Wear a speedo on the telly mate.
>>78140548
Most Australian's don't care about guns, in fact there is probably more of a negative feeling towards guns among the general population than a neutral feeling
>>78140563
That's no fun m8, you should leave Canada and come to Australia
>>78140719
Oh nice, who else do you listen to?
>>78133820
>youth unemployment
>Australia
Jesus kek, you are fucking retarded
>>78133591
what is he eating?
>>78140825
>who else do you listen to?
Not many. I stopped liking new music several years ago and I was never into music in a big way to start with.
I like Cat Stevens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq36YD1ESM
YT back up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVlNITMlyFQ&index=282&list=FLAqoFWkk_PCB0cPSKm4pkiQ
>>78140923
An onion m8.
>>78140825
Honestly what I don't like about australia is much of a nanny your goberment is. Seriously if they could make each citizen wear bike helmet and elbow pad 24/7 I think they would.
I am very fond of this song right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y
>>78141056
>make everyone wear a bike helmet
I have horrible news for you then m8
>>78141116
In the NT, only if you ride on road which makes sense.
>>78141116
>land of the most venomous creature on earth
>bike helmet is mandatory
I love this piece of music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ_fkw5j-t0
>>78140969
Pre-islam Cat Stevens was so fucking good.
>>78141207
>which makes sense
Yep since you could hit a sleeping abo at any moment.
F
>>78141314
Yeah I try and pretend the whole Islam thing never happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4-IZTZkTY8
>>78140969
I haven't really checked out his stuff but I will
>>78141056
>Seriously if they could make each citizen wear bike helmet and elbow pad 24/7 I think they would.
Kek, they already do
>>78133399
>get the urge to buy donuts from 7eleven
>huge news story about 7eleven underpaying their workers
how the fuck do you buy a good donut in this country without supporting this bullshit?
inb4 donut king their donuts are hard as rocks
>>78141207
>only if you ride on the road
Where else would you ride that the cops are even likely to see you, you fuckwit?
>>78141230
We like to be safe where we can be. Hence, no fun guns, no fucking around with cars for fun, expensive vices through tax, mandatory helmets, mandatory seatbelts, and a fine involved for handling said venemous animals under wildlife protection legislature.
>>78141075
the bass player from the killers was playing bass for the smashing pumpkins when i saw them live last funnily enough
>>78141574
>live in a no man's land
>cannot enjoy the no man's land
This drive me up the fucking wall mane.
4 weeks off tafe and played assassins creed black flag for 12 hours straight:( weekends are much better but hate the weekdays
>>78141672
I have never been to see a band live since my parents took me to a John Farnham farewell concert once.
>>78141523
Who gives a shit, buy a donut
>>78138794
Shitposting has no limits.
It is a way of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ec_GjF5lt8
>>78141978
>Prime minister Abbot threatens to shirtfront Putin
>/pol/ still thinks Australians shitpost ironically or with a purpose
When will they learn?
>>78141781
why don't you start something you've always wanted to be never got around to mate
>>78141823
How many times has that guy done a farewell tour? should go to a festival (not that there are many big ones anymore), its a great time
>>78142161
>should go to a festival
Nah I can barely go to the shops any more m8. I am become a shut-in.
I quite liked Bright Eyes for a while but he made a lot of shit songs. This one is good though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnndERkkB20
who /madashell/ here
I just remembered I went to a Jimmy Barnes concert once when I was a little kid too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAUpuYBoeso
>>78141706
Welp, you live in fucking Canada, so it's still better than being a leaf.
>>78142265
Sorry to hear anon, what circumstances have led you to that point? You seem quite likeable (no homo)
heres a song i heard playing from based tones ATH-M50s on the train for all you lads
https://youtu.be/XhiHZB9sRkI
>>78142161
trying to get a job at camp at the moment but i dont have a car so i dont go out until friday-saturday, during tafe its easier to wind up places cause its near the city
>>78142403
>what circumstances have led you to that point?
I got destroyed by my asshole father when I was a kid m8 and I never recovered. As I got older I just got worse and worse and more depressed.
Something inside me was broken and can't be fixed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuFDaPC5XM
Just curious but who are you actually voting for on aus election day /pol/?
some real Aussie shit here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqXVx3sBOk
listining to old weezer and blur, found out the avalanches are releasing their second album
>>78142637
labor bro
kek you Strayans couldn't even defeat Turkroaches, TURKROACHES. Fuck Tony Aboot that Chink-loving faggot.
>>78142490
ah yeah fair enough, just enjoy the down time then until you have to start back at tafe
>>78142549
That sucks m8. Just know your situation can always be turned around and you're life can be better. Have you considered professional help?
>>78142637
Nice try ASIO
>>78142637
rise up australia but my seat is a safe liberal although he is pretty good
>>78142719
We were the chosen ones, but they had the high ground m8.
>>78142678
oasis>blur
>>78133399
Is there anyone who hasn't finger bashed that cunt in a club yet? Cunt gets around more than Kevin '07.
>>78142549
>got my asshole destroyed by my father
What, shit at footy or something mate? probably deserved it just like your sis and ma.
>>78142637
No one, I am not enroled in an electorate cus I go bush when they are taking roll. Fuck that shit man, I can either vote right and waste my vote, or vote left like everyone else.
>>78142685
Great choice! Although the Greens would be better.
anyone listen to the digoes podcast, it was posted on here a few months ago and now i listen to it alot http://thedingoes.xyz/
>>78142757
damn bro
>>78142748
>Have you considered professional help?
Yes m8 I am currently seeing a psychiatrist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxTO6_Uyc8Y
>>78133399
Was he really a boxer and in the special forces?
>>78142678
m8 I was within a whisker of posting that very song a few minutes ago. A great one.
>>78142896
best of luck with it all friend
>>78142917
boxer yes, not special forces
>not listening to khe sahn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-THhwh5mNI
rare hendrix
Jealous guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzGzRqNj58
fuck i hate being in the NT
I really like Morrissey. The smiths too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHBZFSYA12A
>>78143471
NT is one of my favourite places in Aus. How can you hate it?
>>78143528
Have you heard Taste?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNfKtHvaPEU
>>78143648
>Have you heard Taste?
I hadn't m8.
>>78141574
what? I don't understand what you are trying to say
The Flaming Lips had a few songs I liked a few years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYOKFjpm9s
Long live Lord Tony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLAUmqp8f4
>>78143956
welcome to the thread m8, would you support Tony over Obama?
>>78144048
Tony 1000%
>>78135117
>>78134055
turncoats a fucking jew (literally)
thats slimey kike is lefter then the greens but his party is holding him back (for now)
>>78139985
I guess you could call it common in first world countries. Live it up before we build the wall faggeaux
>>78143956
HOLY FUCK
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
Literally first thing said
"Liberal and Labor only look after Jewish bankers"
>>78143956
"Just go and get a fucking job will ya"
DED. FUCKING DED
>>78143648
like its alright to visit, i just dislike not having shit to do after work, i'd be fine in Darwin, but Katherine is a fucking hole, it doesnt even matter too much, i'll be back down south in 2 weeks
>>78137035
>Why are Canadians so jealous of Australia?
>Why are Canadians so jealous of America?
>Why are Canadians so jealous of Zimbabwe?
Because they're Canadians.
![Pepe-The-Frog-Enough-03[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XkwB1q2.png "Pepe-The-Frog-Enough-03[1].png")
>>78143956
Fucking hell more of this kek.
Do you fancy Bob Hawke strayas :^)?
>>78133399
nice doubles
>>78140883
but Triple J said so. There's a "war on young people"
>>78147060
Triple J needs to be privatised now
>>78133671
Fucking legend
>>78133399
I swear I've met that women somewhere before
Daily reminder that if you don't vote one nation you are a traitor.
Also a reminder than Australia will never be as good as it was in the 70's and 80's so you may as well kill yourselves now.
>>78133399
tones was a fucking joke who barely did anything while PM, lost 30 consecutive opinion polls and was kicked out of the top job by his own party after half a term. Not to mention he was a beta cuck who let Credlin walk all over him and tell him what to do and when to do it.
>>78142637
>>78135943
I would give up a fortnight's centelink to root hex
>>78147942
How dare you insult Tony. He was banished by the traitorous SJW and liberals. You should be exiled to Sweden for that comment
>>78147660
m8 i'm voting for xenophon
>>78133399
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/21/asia/australia-military-abuse/index.html
Now we know why ausfags are so fucked up.
>>78142842
ACT regionals were updated
>>78148957
fucking sick, cheers lad
test
>>78149542
Show us ya inner south
morning lads
>>78149613
You would want it ya gold coast bogan
>>78149622
its only 11.35 you pleb
>>78133399
restecp to based tones, turning back the boats was fair dinkum
>>78134358
>now realise that Canberra has the highe
However I read that Canberrra was the most boring city in Australia.
>>78135117
look i know its hard with wongs cock up our arse and abdul giving you a pair of arabian goggles, but you need to calm down. i'll give your gf cock when you be a good little leaf
>>78149896
I live in the future m8
>>78150062
do you like james cameron?
>>78142637
Palmer
Fuck Tones this is now a fuck you thread.
FUCK YOU
>>78140969
Ever listen to James Taylor?
https://youtu.be/C3uaXCJcRrE
>>78139645
>You can help write the music and still get royalties
I have a tune that goes dum dum da DOOO DOOO dum dum da
can I have a principality? I'm not greedy
>>78141283
music was kind of ok, but the vid is just some tard goign "look at me, look how I play, see my emotion" fucking full of himself
>>78151097
>james cameron
had to look him up. aliens terminator+2 and the abyss were pretty good
