>how can anyone take this meme country seriously?
>>78132502
>Shot for attacking people
Fucking kek
>>78132502
>be jaguar
>get shot
>>78133325
Obviously an American jaguar
>>78133393
Was at school at the time
>>78132502
What the fuck were they expecting?
Brazil really is a country full of porch monkeys.
>>78132502
A Jaguar is worth one million Brazillians.
>catch giant angry cat
>proceed to fuck around with giant angry cat for entertainment purposes
>shoot it when it acts in a way that you would expect.
10/10 for effort, monkeys
>>78132502
I can't wait until the Olympics actually go down.
I'm getting beer and snacks, it's going to be amazing.
>>78133586
Conservative estimate there, mate.
>Polluted waters
>Dangerous and degenerate Brazilian monkeys living near the Olympics site
>Corruption
>Kindergarten arts and crafts olympic medals
>Miles from being actually ready for the Olympics
This is what happens when you give third-world countries the 'hosting' rights.
>>78132502
What a fucking shithole
>>78132502
If the jaguar had guns this would not have happened
Humans just need to die out. Media is literally driving me insane. I have no outlet for normalcy anymore.
>>78134380
>Humans just need to die out.
just make the first step and kill yourself
This Olympics is going to be such a shit show. Its going to be awesome
>>78133984
>diseased mosquitoes
>killer super bacteria
And people say Australia is dangerous
>>78134518
but who will kill all the other humans?
the problem really is assault jaguars, this is why i support Hillary Clinton who can actually protect us from this issue
>>78134951
>He can't tell the difference between a regular, civilian jaguar and a high-powered assault jaguar
Pic related, an actual assault jaguar
Hope nobody participates in these shitty Olympic games.
>tell family Rio is a shithole and a terrible place to hold the Olympics
>violent crime, shit everywhere, viruses
>they call me racist
>>78135115
You just say that because it's black, you racist
>>78134904
so one's gotta be the first to start the meme
>>78132502
BAN ASSAULT JAGUARS!!
>>78132502
there are athletes risking there health going to that hello hole brazil
>zika is "under control"
>gang violence everywhere
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-rio-jaguar-idUSKCN0Z72P4
why are we killing muslims again and not the drug dealing/producing socialist shitskins in south america?
>>78134753
>Months to die
>Dead in matter of hours.
You still take the cake
>>78138812
I thought black people cant be racist.
>>78135115
assault jaguars sound fucking awesome.
>>78132502
It's such a cute cat.
All these animals are really wilding out after my nigga Harambe died tbqh
To anyone interested in visiting us during the Olympics, I'll be clear:
You will die.
Rio's favelados have a thirst for gringo blood. You will be robbed, beaten, raped, stabbed and then killed. We got to such a point criminals won't even call out a robbery, they'll simply stab you and take whatever they want.
I'll say it again, you won't come out of Brazil alive. Stay where you are, get some cable and watch the Olympics from the living room.
> Be good at literally only one thing.
> Fail at it.
> Cry.
>BR on the verge of civil war
>corrupt Soros-owned leftists enact martial law and crackdown on "criminality" using the Olympics as an excuse
oi vey what a stroke of luck, couldn't have planned it better!
>>78140703
You forgot the punch line.
> Olympic village sex pot in zika land.
>>78140574
thanks for the heads up
>>78140574
Which is really heartbreaking, I love watching the olympics.
>Who else Swimming, Athletics and Gymnastics here?
And I imagine the opening ceremony to just be 3 kids with Zika playing on a bucket as a drum and then everyone in the vicinity getting robbed and stabbed.
>>78140574
Stop spreading lies created by the people jealous of our Cidade Maravilhosa
Rio is a great place and is the best and safest city in the world and the Olympics aren't going to have any problems at all thanks to me, you're welcome
Me in the pic
>>78140574
2spooky4me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
They are literal monkeys. They way they move, look and try to steal shit.
What a fucking shithole.
>>78140574
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2303255/Rio-gang-rape-American-tourist-attacked-3-men-SIX-HOURS-handcuffed-boyfriend-watched-on.html
>>78132502
>>78133383
>>78133487
>>78139045
>be gorilla in america
>try to protect boy
>get shot
>somehow the country that shot me is still civilized and not populated by redneck nuckle-dragging gun-totting white thrash
>similar situation happens in Brazil, jaguar wasn't even trying to protect anyone
>"fuck brazil and shit!"
>2016, /pol/
>>78141162
>>try to protect boy
You didn't watch the video
Nigger
>>78141092
Brazil is like Detroit but bigger, evolution didn't work here, we're devolving instead
at this rate we'll be going full Aunt Rhody very soon and its gonna be glorious, make sure to watch us die on TV
>>78141092
My OC! First time I've seen it reused.
>>78132502
Wew could't afford the car so they went for the next best thing.
>>78140928
>best and safest city in the world
>Rio
Pick one, you zika infested monkey. I
>>78141228
yes, look at this evil gorilla straightening the boy's shorts. So evil and menacing!
>>78141281
I thought it was always like that unless you live in cozy gated places.
>>78141130
>Brazilian Bang Bus
>>78141376
You ever heard of irony, gyppo?
You could fucking nuke this whole country for all i care (except Gramado because that's where my parents live)
>>78141364
I cant believe I havnt seen /pol/ post it yet..
Have a shitty triforce for your efforts
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>>78141092
fucking disgusting.
The thousands of tourists for the olympics don't stand a chance.
>>78140928
I'd rather fucking live in the Congo than Rio.
>>78140928
Rio, the safest city in the world lol. How drunk are you right now?
>>78141625
I will take that as absolute truth if its coming fro South Africa..
can't wait for the olympics to start so i can shitpost on /sp/
oh i can already feel the memes
>>78141525
>irony
Is that something I can steal?
>>78132502
they're just animals.
>>78141648
>>78141685
Since when is /pol/ dumb enough to not understand sarcasm
Summerfags out in force
>>78140574
Mmm beaten and raped? I like that
>>78141786
I've never been on /sp/ but that sounds like a lot of fun.
>>78133393
Is there another kind?!
>>78141786
The first watersports nigger sick will bring all of it down.
How do you call that disease when people actually get sick from believing so? There's a House episode about that, on a plane I think. Once someone gets diarrhea the rest will fall with supposed bacteria eating their brains.
It'll be chaos. Just waiting for memes tbhonesto.
>>78141901
go there while euro matches are being played
today's portugal match so there's bound to be cancer, especially if they lose
>>78141836
We are so sorry for not thinking that jungle monkeys are capable of things such as irony.
I personally thought that you have no time for such petty things, in between a rape and a murder
>>78142069
>actually get sick from believing so?
Psychosomatic?
>>78140574
>You will die.
nah
>You will be robbed, beaten, raped, stabbed and then killed.
I'm the one who robs, beats, rapes,stabs and kills.
>>78140928
I was born in Rio and lived there until 15 years old and confirm this: Don't go to the Olympics. The best thing that could happen to Brazil,except the South states, is a nuclear rollback and start over.
>>78142087
I missed the last game when Ronaldo missed the penal, a shame really.
Whenever I stop to watch it's a shitty 0x0, when I don't it's a good/meme game.
>>78142190
>I'm the one who robs, beats, rapes,stabs and kills.
>see flag
>checks out
Move along
>>78141380
>straightening the boy's shorts
Wow the memes are true about you people
>>78132502
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XovoAKVOPOM
All lies, nothing is happening.
>>78142181
I don't think that's it. Like, in the episode, some dude has a flu-like deadly disease, suddenly everyone in the plane starts showing symptoms.
It's a real thing, I'm quite sure. I just forgot the name. It's like they have a panic attack.
>>78142087
I'll have to give it a shot, thanks.
>>78142087
>if Portugal loses
pls no ;_;
/sp/ is always hilarious though, I'll give you that. Always amazing around the times of important tournaments and matches.
>/pol/ thinks that the olympics will be just a disaster
Oh boy, innocence is a blessing.
>>78141376
brings back CoD memories
>>78142623
>you think they won't be a disaster
My man a bunch of athletes already got robbed in Lagoa and the games haven't even begun
>>78142634
>back when CoD was semi-shitty
>back when "No Russian" gave me the goosebumps
>>78142634
I was thinking Max Payne 3
>>78142713
We should just join the favelados and get some gringobucks, dollar is what now? 3,20 reais?
>>78142713
a paraolympian got their bike stollen at gunpoint
>>78142623
How much worse can we expect? Catastrophe? Cataclysm?
>>78142433
That's what psychosomatic symptoms are. Basically, you imagine you have a problem and you start showing symptoms, but when examined, you never were sick at all.
Imaginary sickess, so to speak.
>>78141376
If it wasn't crime and disease ridden it would be comfy. Kind of like Kowloon.
>>78142968
He's lucky, you usually get stabbed for a bike.
>>78142829
>we should just join the favelados
Nah, they're too black
We should make our own gang with only light-skinned monkeys and swindle people by making them rent shitty apartments in Gávea
>>78142995
I could say one of those, but brazil is already way further in the scale.
>>78143348
Pretty sure linha 4 is going to collapse and kill a bunch of tourists
Then hopefully we get embargoed by the countries the tourists were from and this country implodes
>>78142968
>German and Swedish female Olympian athletes barracks get broken into and they get robbed and gang-raped by a bunch of favela niggers
>Said victims Government and countrymen sett up campaign to donate several millions to underprivileged favela niggers to avoid future risks of sexual emergencies
>YFW
>>78135115
ban assault jaguars
>>78143348
>>78143673
Things really that bad over there? I thought you just coup'd your leader?
>>78143877
>Brazilian government takes those several millions and buy houses in Buzios
>>78133984
Lol even we hosted Euro so much better than these guys host anything.Even carnavals are badly organized shit with tons of flood, low security etc.
>>78132502
You are not suppose to. Fuck this jungle shit infested of rat-monkey-people.
>>78141092
I've been a registered member of bestgore for the last 7 years and this is still the most disgusting thing I've seen in my life. If such a monkey were to rob me, I wouldn't act and just trail him from a distance and crubstomp the little shit in an alley
>>78144022
We did impeach Dilma, but her replacement is shitty too
This whole country is shitty save some very specific cities actually, please glass us
>>78139315
kek
I think Brazil has already one-upped Russia
>>78142315
>Brazilian empathizes more with primate than small black child
Not surprising. Ever met a black father?
>>78144582
Wait until you see people melting during triathlon swimming in Guanabara Bay because of the pollution, gonna be sick
the mascots are cute tho
>>78132502
Inb4 terrorist attack
>>78144068
The Left wont care or downplay the issue. As long as they placate their moral righteousness by by being able to claim to at least having tried doing something against the problem because muh feels weighs more than results.
>>78144582
>Russian engineering
>>78139315
Top bantz Kamerad
>>78144962
A terrorist attack in Brazil would be pretty a pretty soft thing by our standards
That being said ISIS did threaten us and got made fun of
People found out their Brazilian recruiter's phone numbers and started sending them burqa porn and pictures of themselves holding rifles telling ISIS to go ahead and attack us, it was pretty fun
>>78145109
atleast its better than chinese engineering.
>>78135115
That's actually a super predator jaguar
it's going to be a shitshow lol
I feel bad that Brazil has to host this right now it's not a good time for them
>>78132502
Has anyone the link to the youtube video of this advertisement/documentation of Rio in the 60's ?
>>78145412
It's never a good time for us
Brazil was a mistake
>>78145482
found it,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Q1kITY168
press F for brazil
>>78145541
Brazil used to be a great country until the 70's when the commies started breeding
>>78145168
Sauce?
Is this even still going ahead?
How many competitors will pull out due to Zika? One irish guy has pulled out at least. Once a few pull out i would expect a lot more to follow..
>>78144937
Some kind of adventure time ripoff?
>>78133984
This is going to be the most entertaining Olympics of all time... and for all the wrong reasons!
I can't wait to see how shitty their opening ceremony is and all the reports coming out of Rio of everything going utterly wrong.
>>78145745
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0XC01G
>>78145541
>All kinds of exotic animals!
>Shows monkeys and black children
Never change, 1930's.
>>78140398
And was killed due to niggers
>Absolutely harambe
Visited Brazil a few times on business a few years back. Always felt uneasy and threatened by the men whenever out in public away from the conferences. The women were cool though, but likely just wanted my money. Company stopped sending us when one of my bosses was robbed and nearly killed while getting breakfast. Thank god, it's literally a giant shithole. Can't believe those faggots got the olympics.
>>78146495
Can't wait to see the olympics aftermath.
It will be greece 2.0
>>78132502
Don't come to Brazil, it's dangerous and wild around here. Just choose another country for your vacations.
Check for violence statistics online.
Do not come to Brazil.
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>>78146813
What are you trying to hide?
>>78145541
This is sadly a common feature among the great capitals of south america
>>78132502
Should we ban all Americans from reentry, who are stupid enough to visit that infested shit hole?
>>78146878
thousands of women with huge amazing asses that love white cock
>>78146878
southern brazil
>>78147069
>You will never impregnate a phatassed Brazillian chick and meet your Zika baby.
>>78141162
This
Plus the torch caiman wasn't shot dead yet. So it's kinda a US posters have glass houses situation here.
>>78133383
At least their big cats are still alive. All lions in Europe were mass murdered (lioncaust) by our kings.
>>78144727
>implying a nigger kid is worth anything
They shot the wrong ape anon
>>78145267
vertical buildings are overrated anyway
>>78147388
Wrong. Prague has a cougar bar where a cougar walks around while you enjoy your nice kozel
This is going to be such a disaster.
Any predictions on worst single event?
>>78144139
top zozzle
The worst part is that the cuck media will pretend everything is fine, even if one of those commentator boxes got broken into
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about animals. That gorilla story was the worst one in a long time. I think there needs to be an anti-animal movement, just to push back against all the vegan cultists, and the PETA / ALF members.
Gee, can't wait to see this stupid jaguar all over the internet and on the news and hear everybody talking about it.
>>78147932
Here are my bets
Linha 4 of the subway is going to collapse
People are going to get diseases swimming in Guanabara
Cristo is going to get bombed
The bus of some country carrying athletes is going to get hijacked
>>78140574
right, you huehues were saying the same thing before the soccer world cup and literally NOTHING happened.
this just proves my general theory about /pol/ that happenings CANNOT be predicted, period, and anybody trying to predict something is ALWAYS wrong, and that real happening come as a surprise to EVERYONE.
>>78148535
What are you talking about, been here since the beginning and I can confirm that /pol/ has stopped almost every happening because we ruin the surprise from the reptilians elite. It was because of /pol/ that the happening has happened yet.
>>78141380
>straightening the boy's shorts
See, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. I'm tired of people acting like animals are human beings. That gorilla didn't know what the fuck he was doing.
Just yesterday I saw a video about a cow that was "crying" because it "knew" that it was about to be slaughtered. No, the cow's eye was a little bit dry. Cows are some of the lowest IQ animals. They aren't even self-aware. What about that gif of the dog "trying to put water on the fish", as if the stupid dog really cared about the fish and knew what he was doing. As if the dog knows that fish need water and cares about its life.
This being said, I think the parents of the gorilla kid were irresponsible and it was their fault this all happened. Those animals are given hormones and they're in such a neutered, inhibited state that I don't think the gorilla was a threat to the kid. But I'm almost glad that they shot the gorilla anyway, because I'm am so sick and tired of animal worship.
Why do we let these 3rd world shitholes host world cups & olympics?
Theres probably going to be a happening.. Brazil can barely function on their own. Then when you add all the worlds problems in addition to their own.. Jesus christ.
I wonder how many Americans we'll have to hear about dying. So sad.
>>78142634
>>78142798
I think it was Generic Modern Shooter 2012.
>>78149099
No, It's Max Payne 3.
>>78148535
Nothing happened during the WC because the whole country hosted the event, now it's all on Rio
You don't understand Rio, that city works in mysterious and magical ways, i'm actually pretty convinced the devil himself resides there and he decides what happens
>>78132502
>>78133393
>Even mex7c0cks falling for the USA = America meme
>>78141162
>white thrash.
Never heard of that band, they any good? Of course we have rednecks, but we wouldn't host the Olympics in a city surrounded by them. Butthurt Brazil, settle down.
>>78145503
Lol
>tfw I want this country to fail so hard so my states have an excuse to segregate
>>78148949
I'll give you a (you) for typing that out
Are you people fucking retarded? The Jaguar escaped and tried to attack people
>>78150473
Didn't that happen in Amazonas?
If he tried to kill someone from the North then it doesn't exactly count as killing a human being
>>78132502
>1 billion of problems to care here
>lets talk about a dead useless animal
grow up
>>78151558
>Jaguars
>useless
delet
>>78133487
The jaguar was somewhat trained by the zoo and was being held by a couple soldiers. Anyway, that was stupid.
>>78133586
Never forget the 6 Brazillion
>>78149198
But i dont think we will have any happening.
But it would be funny to see some olympic athlete, pride of another country, get a strong disease and die. Specially for the swimming sports, the chosen place is as historical as it dirty.
Even after all the "cleaning" they did, i would NEVER dive there.
>>78142232
That's cat meat, isn't it?
>>78134904
The same media that convinced you humans need to die out, of course. If they can make someone as smart as you off yourself, surely the idiots around you will be even easier to drive off the cliff.
>>78139668
>you'll never be constitutionally allowed to own an assault jaguar
>>78153353
Fun fact: The brazilian army DO have trained jaguars for jungle combat.
This accident probably happened because they expected the zoo jaguar to be as well trained as the army's ones.
>>78141901
They spawned some quality memes, like kornhauser. Trust in /sp/
>>78154143
cute
>>78133984
>Kindergarten arts and crafts olympic medals
explain?
#SomeoneMakeBrazilGreatAgainPlease
>>78157438
>Again
>>78157274
I assume he's talking about the medals that are going to be used for the games
https://www.rio2016.com/en/news/rio-2016-reveals-olympic-medals-celebrating-nature-and-sustainability
>>78157587
>>78141092
Brazilians can't even steal things properly. Look how nearly everyone sees them coming and manhandles them. Even the stuff they do grab is just pieces of paper. That one guy just shrugged his shoulders when the kid grabbed a flier from his hand.
>>78148949
upvoted
>>78133393
Ban assault jaguars?
>>78142798
max payne 3 is sooooo underated
>>78157965
you mean white again?
>>78140574
>We got to such a point criminals won't even call out a robbery, they'll simply stab you and take whatever they want.
that's how all nigger do it
>>78159048
It's a really good tps but is ruined by all those cutscenes.
>>78140801
lol i hope they all have zika babies
>>78157587
The empire was okay
>>78159145
Niggers slaves again
>spend 4 years trying to get your countries shit together to host 2 international sports events
>fail because everyone's a nigger who steals everything they can and has no national pride or honor
Thank God I wasn't born in Brasil
>>78159519
>ruined by cutscenes
lmao max payne was all about the dialog and cutscenes
max in one of the most /pol/ viday characters
>>78162889
>everyone's a nigger who steals everything they can and has no national pride or honor
You should be able to empathize
>>78142232
that's a benis
>>78162998
3 is shit, 2 and 1 are GOAT.
>>78141092
KILL
ALL
NIGGERS
>>78163210
Only 14% of us are niggers, the rest came from below the border.
Thanks HUELAND.
>>78141092
2bh this vid almost makes me want to go down to brazil, just to beat the fuck out of any niggers that i see stealing from people.
>>78154143
That is fucking hardcore, other places should follow this example.
>>78133393
a white male american jaguar
>>78134165
Kek
Honest Brazilian here.
It's not going to be that bad. It's mostly the media blowing shit out of proportion.
The state of Rio is fucked, the city of Rio not so much.
People thought the world cup would be a disaster and it'd overthrow the old leftie government. We all hoped that was true, but it turned out ok.
Don't buy into the memes, if you're scared of coming or something.
It'll still be fun to see the shitposting tho. The one group of people I'm honestly worried about are the water dudes with sailing and shit. Those guys are fucked. I wouldn't touch the water on that bay with a 10 ft pole.
>>78140574
>implying anyone who is smart actually wants to visit that shithole called Brazil
lol
>>78167442
>The state of Rio is fucked, the city of Rio not so much.
the state is fucked BECAUSE of the city.
>>78141162
Brazil your hosting the Olympics in your disease-ridden country. Your about to spread zika and 100 other nasty shits to every corner of the globe. Your country is about to cause massive death across the globe because your leader wont admit Brazil is unfit to host the Olympics.
Fuck you, fuck your shitty country, fuck your shitty policians, fuck your shitty culture, and above all fuck the people in your country. They are absolute trash, everyone of them, even the rich ones are trash. I can't wait to watch you all die a painful and slow death from some parasite that specialises in attacking othr parasites like you.
>>78148949
but primates are different, they arent just animals, gorillas are smarter than black people in africa.
>>78141092
Here's another brazil video
These are pure gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYh_l_taQ6I
>>78142232
>impaling then grilling your own penis
fucking Brazil
>>78149654
Next time we wont accept your rapefugees.
>>78132502
uh o
looks familiar
>>78171357
They have moved to greener pastures, ex. cuckmany or kiwiland.
No need fot that mexican empathy anymore now that they're the switzerland of latin america.
>>78141092
if (god fucking forbid) I was there, Id wear brass knuckles and steel toed boots, any nigger that tried to take my phone would get a swift cunt punt upside the head
>>78142232
>nuclear rollback
kek
>>78147666
That looked different iin my imagination.
Aruba MILF bar, anyone?
