Found out I'm having a son today, /pol/.
Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech, but we don't feel particularly strongly about any particular country.
What are some good boy baby names that will set him apart from the chads, ashtons, and aidens. I want to go full Roman and name him Gaius Julius Caesar Cooke but my wife said that's a little over the top. Guy for short, but w/e
Throw some names at me. Middle names included. European only
>Czech
Just name him Franz, bud. Classic but not over the top goofy
>>78126483
I really want to de-emphasize the tiny amount of slavshit blood he has. My wife is only like 1/4 czech so he'll be a slav octaroon
>>78126397
I named my 3 kids mark Jason and Lee
All good but slightly generic so far all 3 are in college and turning out to be great
Too bad it's not a girl...so it can grow up to be a cocksucking slob just like its mother.
>>78126590
My point being lad It doesn't matter the name just raise em proper yeah?
>>78126590
Then go for a Celtic name, none of your ethnicities are Roman.
>>78126397
Lachlan, Angus, Eoghan, Boyd, Ewan, Ronan, Ryan, Hugh, Patrick, Murphy, Ciaran, Cameron, Alastair, Andrew, Sean, Iain, Seamus, Caoimhín, Ruaraidh, Finlay, Graham, Hamish, Stuart
>God tier
Grandparent's name
>high tier
Judeochristian names with some sort of meaning
>mid tier
Less common Judeo-Christian names
>low tier
Common names
>shit tier
Actor names
>oh shit what the fuck are you doing?
Fad names, "black" (aka fabricated lower class culture) names, names that are a play on your surname, names that scream "my parents were insufferable hippies"
>>78126397
Marcus. Strong, Elegant, Classical, And Roman to boot, if a bit overused. But if you really wanna set him apart, how about naming him Tiber - short for Tiberius. It's unique but not gimmicky. You can see someone actually named that chyafeel fampai?
>>78126397
Muhammad
>>78126673
True but I don't want to resent him every time I call his name. I want something that kids aren't gonna make fun of either, or at least he can feel good about.
Inb4 "but you wanted to name his Caesar"
Micah
Michael
Allan
Joel
>>78126397
How about name him Faggot, like his dad.
>>78126397
First off, congratulations.
Secondly, name him Lugh. Or rather "Lou" anglecized instead, but later on when he's old enough, tell him his real name and the history behind it.
Hopefully you know it.
>>78126772
+1 grandparents/great-grandparents names.
I already have three names in mind per gender. Also good to know your genealogy and clan
>>78126772
See, I was thinking of Olaf, after Saint Olaf.
>>78126784
That's a black name now. If I was going to go with subtle Roman i could probably convince my wife that eustace would be good. But then you have the popes to consider.
>>78126397
Why not Donald? Traditionally a Scottish name, it means world ruler. Many Scottish chiefs took that name. Don (for short) still means "Boss" in Italian, as well.
>>78126772
Never felt so good to be a Samuel
>>78126397
Rainbow
Lemonjello
Marmalade
Deseret
>>78126964
God of light?
>>78126972
Grandfather's were Yngve and John. I won't curse him with bein g obnoxiously compared to Malmsteen not will I curse him with banality
>>78126989
Oh god, don't name your kid Olaf. Don't do that to the poor kid.
>naming your son anything other than kek.
>>78126866
Allan is the only acceptable name in that list. The other three are hebraic cuck names. Allan is more of a middle name thought desu nowadays.
Frank, it's old school and my grandpas name
Clovis.
>>78127144
yngve would work as a middle name desu
Name him tyrone or ahmed or juan so he will fit in with the school kids.
>>78127190
this my land, wop.
>>78126397
Adolf
Name him Mohammed, and make him the target of mudslime bullying
>>78126397
Ernest? In whatever context you put it, fits well with alot of backgrounds.
>>78126989
how about julian
it's roman, common enough for the kid to not get bullied, but still stands out
also girls love it
>>78127315
>the importance of being ernest
might as well just name him algernon if you're going for the neo-toff appeal
>>78127318
Definitely not. Julian is a cuckold's name. Never compromise on greatness, OP.
>>78126397
Caligula on the birth certificate, call him Cal for short, reveal real name when hes old enough to understand the full weight of your gift to him
>>78127318
julian is a girly desu also appropriated by WE WUZ KANGZ nigs.
>Celtic blood
>wants to use Roman name
You're doing it wrong
Name him Magnus or something like that, or if you don't like anything Celtic then perhaps give him the middle name Aethelwulf (=Adelwulf =Adulf =Adolf) for the lulz
>>78127145
I dunno I'm on a Viking kick. Its better than Snorri (as in sturlusson, who I greatly admire as well)
>>78127165
Why would I name my son after the people who fought eastern rome? Barbarians they were.
>>78127194
How I wish I was french so I could claim a Merovingian name. Childeric would be cool but it's too out there. I feel like people would think I was making shit up like "Zane" or "Xander"
>>78127318
>the apostate
My wife says it's girly.
She might budge on Augustus though. I just have to make sure she never sees Willy wonka.
Donald John
Name him David so the jews will like him.
>>78127266
He was a Brit who came here after WW2. Not wop afaik
>>78127513
>Augustus
t. John Green
>>78127501
If we were going Anglo saxon is have to pick Glaedwyn. It rolls off the tongue and means "happy one". My irish grandparents have an irrational hayredbfor England and all things English so that wouldn't sit well with them though
>>78126397
>gaius
>gayus
>gay
Your son never stood a chance
George or Benjamin
>>78126397
Trump
>>78127634
It's pronounced like guy.
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech
You're none of these. You're an American. Give your son an American name.
Tarquinus Corolianus "surname". Full Roman is always cool and badass and we can remove him from the premisses aswell.
Maximus for the win. Badass Roman style, but short form Max for no harassment and skool and such.
>>78127513
>My wife says it's girly
tell her i said she's a fag
what about alexander
>>78126397
I always thought Kenneth is a good name.
It doesn't have any real historical meaning or context, however it is old enough to be considered a good name and not a meme one like Aiden or some gay shit like that.
Also it is a very white name so no confusion with niggers.
Justin is another good one, short for Justinian if you really want to go with a historical Roman flavor.
>>78127713
>he doesn't understand what ethnicity is
>>78127190
The great thing about frank is when you need it to be tough and manly it's "frank" and when you need some sophistication, it's "Francis"
>>78127713
Ethnically, sandnigger. I know not must be hard for you to not have anything in finnish history to be proud of besides one dude sniping some bumbling germans, and a few rally car drivers, but the rest of the world actually gets a cool culture to draw from. Grandpernts (still alive) all emigrated after the war so fuck off.
>>78127513
Xander is short for Alexander you moron
>>78127144
>God of light
A bit more to it than that, but pretty much.
>full Romantic
My names Maximus, everyone calls me Max.
Try that.
>>78127713
Listen to the mongol.
Name him Remington. It's regal, classic, and a gun.
Scott, Abel, Theodore, Avery, Eugene, Rick, Tim, James, Clyde, Dudley.
>>78126397
Elliot
>>78127751
Honestly he is the closest thing to a God humanity will ever ger, but his name has become bastardized by plebs. Shame.
>>78127799
Francois for dad-revelry, too. Might have to Chuck that in the maybe pile.
>>78127958
Faggiest name in existence. That blows Sporus out of the water.
>>78127921
Xander is short for faggot, hohepa.
>>78127761
Justin?
Like Justin Trudeau or Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber?
>>78127958
Elliot like billy elliott
gay af desu
>>78126397
just Julius is fine
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech,
So you're an Irish, Scottish Dane and she's an Irish, Scottish Czech. Right. Clear as mud m8. Call your kid David Davidson.
>>78128079
I could deal with Justinian but my wife wouldn't have it. Belisarius would be cool but there is no diminuitive that works. Maybe when I have a daughter I can call her Lisa, sort for Belisaria.
>>78128184
every julius i know was a weak beta
except this saint
He'll blend in better with the increasing hispanic population if you give him a hispanic name.
Ignacio, Matteais, Enrique...or just go straight up Catholic, and name him Jesus.
>>78128247
Are you LARPing m8?
This thread is fucking cringe and your son deserves to get the shit beaten out of him walking around with a name like Maximus Decimus Meridius Smith. Call him Arthur, Henry, William, Julian or after one of his grandparents.
>>78128192
Grandparents of me are two micks, a Scot and a Dane
Hers are two micks a Scot and a slavshit.
Like I said we don't feel any particular cultural tie we just hate shit races.
Now if I was going totally off the wall I would call him Hannibal or Scipio. But Lecter ruined the former and "Skippy" ruins the latter
>>78126397
Call your son Dick, raise him from the smallest dick to the biggest dick around
Boy: "Hitler"
Girl: Abortion
No need to make things complicated.
>>78127839
Wow, really struck a nerve didn't I?
>>78128180
He's not gay. He's just really good at dancing.
>>78128367
Actually, Matteas isn't hispanic. Strike that. You don't want your kid having a goofy nord name.
>>78128412
Holy fuck you have horrendous taste in names.
>>78126397
#Xx6-Abdalllaena_Shaykhan_Nyvg3n_the_I-9xX
>>78126397
glad to hear your wife is having a son
>>78128367
I am very much entertaining the idea of naming him Jesus. Not jésus, just Jesus. I don't buy his divinity but he was a radical dude with some chill philosophy.
>>78128298
>every julius i know was a weak beta
that's the problem with discussing names. everyone associates different names with particular people that they've met.
name him Roman, my name is that and it's ok
>>78128412
You do know hannibal led carthage punic semites against scipio m8?
just name ur son mick
>>78128386
Hey at least it's not something completely out there like Suetonius Paulinus
>>78126397
future proof your family and just name him Muhammad
>>78128508
Call him Christian then. Everyone would laugh at a white guy called Jesus.
>>78126397
Name him Pol
>>78128488
Best post
Also, checked.
Clint?
>>78128516
>mfw I missed the most obvious best name
Gg you win
>>78128657
Wow, we managed to get OP to pick a non-retarded name.
>>78126397
Iker, pronounce: eekèr.
>>78128516
Wanna go bowling?
Fuck it, just name him Death to traitors, Freedom for Ireland/Scotland/Britain
>>78127948
>rick
>tim
never EVER give a child a shortened name. go with richard or timothy, and use rick or tim as nicknames. my uncles were unfortunate enough to have shortened names, i wish that upon no other humans.
Name him chuck.
>>78128702
We're young yet we may have need for more retarded names as we have more kids and give fewer fucks.
In the meantime though, thanks /pol/ we're done here
>>78126397
Hey adam. Do you still do the z car thing or are all in on that tuna can smartcar?
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish
>I'm Danish and she's czech
Fucking Americans, every time
You're non-white mongrels just like the rest of your non-white mongrel country. You should probably name your little bastard Shlomo or Cash, so your jew overlords look favourably on their new little chattel.
>>78128657
if you go with Roman, hope that the next generations isn't going to know about gta4
give him the name of one of my old family friends from some time ago. elberon.
>>78126397
mohamed is a really popular name
>>78127456
But I thought Caligula went mad, probably from syfilis?
>>78126397
I've always liked the name
Alexander
or if you want to be a bit cyka bylat
Aleksander
Maximillian also sounds like its for men
too bad if your son would end up gay.
>>78126397
Adolf
if you have a daughter you can name her Boudicca after the celtic warrior queen. other girls would dig it.
>>78128516
Nico, it's your cousin! Let's go bowling?
here are some names with staying power!
Cayden
Brayden
Zaiden
Rayden
Aadan
Jaydyn
Xaden
Taeden
Paidyn
>>78128863
They're fucking retards aye mate.
Nono.
>>78129074
i get that this is ironic but braden can actually be a passable name. i have known a few bradens, and they were absolute chads.
>>78128863
You share a continent with a separate species of hominin your criticism means nothing to me
>>78128876
I have never played a AAA game so I don't know if that's good or bad
>>78128895
He did but not from syphilis (which was a new world disease)
>>78129187
Because it became the boy version of Amanda/Britney/Ashley.
seriously though, why not just gaius? guy for short is pretty sweet and normal while gaius is still a proud name
felix is good too, it is relatively rare these days and means lucky and successful.
>>78126397
Wolfgang Amadeus
Literally best Europe name,
>>78129311
Kek blesses me.
>>78129281
>felix
he'd be called pewdiepie by all the older kids and he wouldn't even get it until he started watching youtube, poor kid.
>>78126397
The name of a king. Doesn't really matter which country too much. Malcolm, George, Henry, Brian, Charles, Richard, William, Adolphus. You get the idea.
Alistair because Brits are better than you Yanks.
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech
???
>>78129384
why would he be called that? is pewdiepie called felix?
why would anyone bully someone by calling them pewdiepie? that just seems retarded. the one i'd assume they'd jump to is felix the cat.
>>78126397
Otto
It's what I named my son
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech,
Muttey seems like the perfect name for your son
Brutus
>>78129449
they are filthy race mixers. the child will be a mixture of all of those and less pure than regular mick scum.
>>78129486
ahh, named for the ottoman empire.
>>78126397
Vash
>>78129464
pewdiepie's name is felix, yes. he also has a good bit over 40,000,000 subscribers, so i would expect it to happen at least a few times in the kid's life had he been cursed with that name. it wouldn't necessarily be bullying, but it wouldn't be too kind either.
Abel
Aristotle
>>78126397
Goth names
Alaric, Theodoric, Thorismund, Reccared
Three syllable names with no "easy" hypocorisms. That will force people to say their full name. I despise short names. It sounds like they are calling their dogs, just a short noise that needs no effort.
>>78129576
a few times, sure. by socially retarded people who ask "oh like pewdiepie?" and girls trying to get with him if he is into vidya.
if you call someone sarah then they don't get sarah jessica parker jokes their whole lives.
>>78126772
Feels good to be high tier. Where does "father's middle name" fit in, though? Planning on naming my future son James, after my dad. He's a damn good man worthy of the honor, even if he is a bit bluepilled.
>>78129818
sarah is a common name though. felix is a R A R E name so he could easily be associated with le ebin pewdster. it's almost like naming your kid keem and not wanting him to be associated with keemstar.
Is Marie Rose a good name?
>>78127513
Asa
>>78129683
>Al
>Theo
>Thor
>Rick
Easy, fucker.
Seriously, I don't know what the fuck got people in this generation into fucking terrible names. English, Scottish, or Irish, Christianized, and preferably a king's name. Everybody knows this is the way, but they're lazy and all go for Aiden.
>>78126397
Putimir from Putin and mir (peace)
The most beautiful name from 2030.
>>78130012
no. this is a name for toilet cleaners.
>>78129945
who the fuck is keemstar? keem is a nigger name.
it's up to the kid to own the name anyway, if he is a doormat piece of human garbage then people will associate him with pewdiepie as the only thing about him that they can relate to is that he shares a name with a literally fucking who vidya reviewer, if he is strong and likable then people won't connect the 2 in their minds because he will have his own identity. being called felix the cat is much more likely imo.
I really think you should name him skyler or braxton
Don't name him Brian or Ryan. He will always think someone is calling his name when they aren't.
>>78130195
>skyler
jesus christ no
>>78126397
Schlomo
Chaim
Moshe
Samuel
Malakai
Abel
Adam
Abraham
Gabriel
Caleb
>>78127948
Jokes aside, Tales Along This Road is a damn good album
Being back an old Scots name like Evander or Torquil.
>>78126397
Theodore or Laurence (yes, with the "U" not "W") are the only reasonable choices.
>>78126397
Somerled/Sorley (or if you want to go full Celt 'Somhairle') - the greatest of the Lords of the Isles, half-Norse half-Highland Scot. Alpha as fuck and the progenitor of many of Scotland's greatest clans inc. the MacDonalds. Millions of people alive today descend from him
>>78130411
i reckon he should name the kid dundee in honour of us.
Primus, because he is your firstborn.
Don't complicate thing and rather make sure you have things in order once Secundus is due.
>>78130327
Oy vey
>>78130327
Malachy could be a middle name
>>78130491
Noice
>>78130440
>Millions of people alive today descend from him
WE WUZ MACDONALDS AN SHIIIIIET
>>78130327
>Schlomo
Just name your christian child Shlomo, for shits and giggles. And fast doctors appointments and a guaranteed place at an ivy league college.
>>78126397
Richard. Nice regal name with anglo roots, and a slayer of muslims.
Victor is the ultimate bad guy's name. Do you want your son to be the next Hitler or not?
>>78130012
You're American, Rosemary is a much better name. Two beautiful nicknames in one big beautiful name.
>>78130140
Is it wrong to name your daughter after a video game character?
>>78126397
I like Sebastian after my St. Sebastian or the crab in the little mermaid whatever floats your boat
>>78130693
I went to school with a guy named after his Rabbi. His name was Schmuel Buttman, and he was a hasid
If you want a Roman that hasn't been taken by niggers, try Regus. Call him Reggie as a kid if you want it to sound a little more normal.
niggus maximus
Rolling for Lord Kek
>>78126397
Thorvald
>>78126397
Chad
>>78126397
-3.1415926535897932384626 the kike slayer.
>>78126397
Tyreese
>>78130886
well if they mistake your kid for a flip because of her name, dont say i did not warn you.
t. Marie Rose
Mark, John, Paul, Luke, Charles, James, Frank, Ryan/Brian, Josh, Jack, Max, Mike, Robert, William. It ain't hard faggot.
>>78126397
Something Jewish but not too obviously Jewish, like David or Joshua. That way he can blend in with the tribe if he needs to.
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech
Wut.
>Mongrelica
Just do the right thing and name him Hillary.
Name him after yourself, your dad, your granddad, your great granddad or so on up the line. Anything else is degenerate.
My mom wanted to give me some stupid fucking trendy name but I'm grateful my grandparents shut her down and I have the same name as my dad.
>Adolf
>Fritz
>Karl
>Ernst
>Kurt
>Franz
>DEUTSCH
>REICH
>>78127513
Eastern barbarian names are pretty cool. You could name him Alaric after the first visigoth king
>>78127165
Cheeky cunt.
>>78134478
heinrich
reinhard
>>78126397
>"Wife and I are both irish and Scottish"
>"I want to go full Roman"
You do realise that Romans hated your ancestors aye? Fucking cuck
>>78126397
Xavier
>>78126397
I don't know about you. But I will name mine Tvrtko, Arktur, Aljoša, August or something along those lines.
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech...
Where the fuck are you from? Some kind of lab that makes people from left-over parts of better countries?
I don't get this about yanks. Everyone is about 400 different nationalities. And you wonder why your country is so divided...
>>78126397
Maxwell
>>78126483
maybe Karl Franz
>>78126397
>Wife and I are both irish and Scottish, I'm Danish and she's czech, but we don't feel particularly strongly about any particular country.
You sound extremely American...
>What are some good boy baby names that will set him apart from the chads, ashtons, and aidens.
Cletus, Jeb, Skeeter or anything else that will properly reflect your heritage...
HENRY
E
N
R
Y
I decided a long time ago that if I'm fortunate enough for two baby boys thats what I'm going with for #2
>>78126397
Adolf
>>78126397
>European only
Abdullah
>>78139932
sup muhammed
>>78126397
Cumfart
>>78126772
>tfw name after your father like your father before him and your children will continue the lineage
Some suggestions on good and bad names...
https://youtu.be/PxqCGTkV5wg
>>78143571
In my family the son's middle name is the father's first name.
So, for example, my dad is Anthony William, and I'm Robert Anthony
Logan
