The most hypocrte country in the world.
United States of America, where you can;
>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
>Where someone who is being investigaded by the FBI can run for President
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
took me a min before I saw the fag
now I understand
...and yet still #1
>>78079823
>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
The right to vote was originally based on being in the draft, plus voting and driving are completely different measures of maturity.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
Making sure you're not drunk when you lose your virginity.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
Yep. Alchohol cannot protect you from getting mugged.
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs.
Only by the political left, which most countries have some form of.
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
Yeah nah that's retarded.
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for President
If by "reality show" you mean New York and by "celebrity" you mean succesful businessman.
>Where someone who is being investigaded by the FBI can run for President
That's why we need the businessman, retard.
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
Libraries are a little different to McDonald restaurants though, aren't they? Can't exactly shelf Quarter Pounders for years on end.
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members.
[citation needed]
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
Fireworks aren't illegal. What are you talking about?
>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
Almost every country in the world has a few stupid legal loopholes.
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad.
Have you even been to America?
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
That's why we need the businessman, retard.
>>78084003
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
That's true, there isn't a single brick house in America.
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
Only the niggers. And who cares about them?
USA
>prostitution is illegal in almost all states but they are the biggest pornography producers in the world
>a semi automatic machine gun is easier to obtain than a kinder surpise
>people lose their homes because they go to a hospital
>literally let any random Mexican cross the border and become an American
>drinking age is TWENTY ONE, you can die in Iraq for jewish oil interests before ordering a beer at a bar
>act like a military super power when they haven't won a war since Korea
>literally everyone shops at Walmart and then complains when nice shops go out of business
>calls other countries cucks yet is 61% white, has a black president and whose majority populace is liberal - most all sjw movements originate within the US, most notably black lives matter
>schools are for profit and students get fucked because companies will just hire pajeet or chang for slave labor wages
>was world manufacturing hub but now buys everything from third world shitholes
>have lost entire major cities to black people
>>78080909
in what? Nothing
>>78084003
What my bong friend said.
>>78085167
GDP
>>78079823
>brazilian intellectuals
SAGE IN OPINION FIELD ALL CAPS
S-A-G-E
>1 post by op id
>>78084978
>semi automatic
>machine gun
Hate to say it but you're right.
>>78079823
(((One post by this ID)))
>>78079823
I'm sorry our wood isn't good enough for your taste in houses. Sheet metal is hard to come by
>>78079823
>Brazilian housing
Link semi related
http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/06/18/rio-olympics-failure-global-elites/
>>78079823
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
Brazilian education, ladies and gentlemen.
>>78085411
>OPINION FIELD
what did he mean by this
>>78084003
god bless you, bong.
