Political compass thread you fucking niggers
>>78067174
>>78067241
Someone please kidnap me away from Sweden.
>>78067294
Posting all of those stances is way too tedious, I get that it details your beliefs to avoid oversimplification, but it isn't efficient.
>>78067570
Look, a centrist, wanna swap countries bro?
>>78067729
Don't you get free government programs or something?
Also, how often do people speak their native language versus English in Europe?
Come at me.
>meaningless autistic grid of self-satisfying mental masturbation
>>78068004
You mean like government subsudized healthcare and schooling? Yeah, we do. But we also have higher taxes in almost all ways, which is bad for the working class.
Depends on what you mean, almost everyone in the Nordic countries can speak fluent English.
>>78068028
Fuck :^)
>>78068028
How do you even end up there?
>>78068718
By being a Marxist that likes some elements of tradition and Christian Socialism.
>>78068838
So what made you a Marxist? What basic ideas do you agree with? Redistribution?
>>78069125
And I assume you are against the Free Market?
Din högerextremist! FY!
>>78070931
Högerextremist får anknytningen till Extrem-auktoritär, vilket jag absolut inte är. Extremt höger, javisst :^) Personlig frihet och ekonomisk frihet <3
Anyone who's not here is a fag.
>>78071478
also
>>78066963
okay
>>78067570
kys
>>78068028
also kys
>>78070931
>>78071297
brehs
>>78071297
I have to agree. The Nazis were decent. But I would not infringe on the personal freedom of the citizens. And economically, National Socialism is way too left for my taste.
Did I do good, /pol/?
>>78071234
>Känslan när du har rätt
>Känslan när vänstern på många sätt passar bättre in på sin egen beskrivning av "högerextremism" än den så kallade extrem-högern
>>78071719
If you're asking /pol/, then no. Way too libertarian and right for that. But if you are asking me, we are almost the same, except I am a bit more far right than you. Do you know of Milton Friedman?
>>78066963
>>78072103
>>78071927
COMMIE ALERT.
Why though :(
>>78072030
Vänstern är fan "gamla" kommunister. SD2018
>>78071927
Nice trolling fin-bro
>>78072155
Because I care about humanity, especially poor people
rate
>>78072277
Haha get the fuck out :^)
>>78071598
You are a major faggot
Post pictures of Ronald Rivas here.
>>78072325
Preddi guud. What made you so Authoritarian? The religious questions? Like the last page?
>>78072277
>caring about scum
>>78072047
Yes! I've been reading Capitalism and Freedom, not done with it tho. Sort of accidentally started reading Hazlitt and haven't yet gotten back to Friedman.
>>78072429
indeed, home dog
What are you /pol/?
>>78072267
Sällan man får höra att Vänsterpartiet hette just Kommunisterna på 90-talet :^( Undrar varför ingen tar upp det, speciellt SD i debatt mot V som ofta anklagar SD för nazistiska anknytningar...
>>78066963
>>78071478
would share helicopter ride
>>78072591
>Dressed like a fucking king
Im okay with this
>>78072556
Friedman is the best fucking person ever. I agree with everything he says.
>>78072611
Hellre Nazist än Kommunist :^)
>>78072591
I am not a filthy kike so nowhere.
>>78072763
Better version
>>78072763
I never understood images like this
>>78072433
Is me, I've been holding around the area for about 3 years now I'd say. I'm a Centrist, Registered Republican in Philadelphia. I've been in College every time i've taken this test. I can't image how I'm a mix between commie shits and dude weed.
>>78073219
Have you accepted the Free Market as your lord and saviour? No? Why the fuck not?
>>78073113
>George Constanza
>Not honorary Aryan
Seinfeld is extremely redpilled
>>78072975
Yeaaah. Not too well read on everything yet (sort of late to the party) but I've got a fairly lengthy reading list ahead of me. Friedman was probably responsible for putting me on the "right" track
not surprised
Haven't taken one if a few months but I suspect I'm slightly closer to the right now.
>>78073512
Plenty of videos on youtube, should check them out
>>78073315
I believe in capitalist market with some restrictions in order to prevent monopolies/economic oligarchy. Lean towards protecting companies within my country as opposed to foreign businesses, however not limiting foreign business too much as well
>>78073587
Oh Canada
What do you think of Trudeau
>>78073701
But in a completely free market, there will be no monopolies, will there? You can only obtain a monopoly by being granted one by the state or by controlling 100% of the means of productions.
>>78069125
My own experiences as a working class man. Redistribution to a point is fine. I'm more focused on socialising the means of production and implementing direct democracy. The aim of socialism is to have abundance and the needs of all met.
>>78069614
Yes. I favour a planned economy, with local planning and confederations/syndicates of workers, not central planning like in the USSR.
>>78073774
He's a faggy goof.
>>78073074
Duh? Obvious much?
>>78074034
>If Sweden was a person
>>78073935
>muh Laissez Faire Capitalism
>Implying businesses aren't suppose to act with their own interests in mind, leading them to completely control their market.
I'm a fan of businesses, but I don't trust them. Acting in their own interest is how they survive and thrive, but oversight is needed on them
>>78074107
Inte så värst obvious när nästan hela svenska befolkningen inte håller med oss.
What does it say about me?
>>78066963
I think this Compass is better http://www.celebritytypes.com/political-coordinates/test.php
>>78074183
Worse unfortunately.
We're already a laughing stock and it hasn't been a year.
>>78073678
>>78073678
Yeah, have been checking them out. It also turned me on to the works of related economists/writers like Sowell, Hazlitt and Hayek.
>>78074214
I am completely for the belief the businesses should act with their own interest in mind.
So what regulations would you put on businesses?
>>78066963
>>78066963
Bottom half masterrace here
>>78074282
That you're almost a Nazi and almost not :^)
>>78074296
I'll give it a shot
>>78074367
I have to check some of them out as well.
w00t
>>78074431
Honestly, I'm not too sure yet (college). I'm doing my research on ones that work and regulations that don't
>>78074296
What a big fucking surprise, exactly where Milton Friedman is.
To be a true /pol/ack, you must be high authoritarian, from low to far right or you can even be slightly on the left side. Anyone else needs to go back to le reddit.
>>78075191
Well I am in High School :^)
But yeah, I understand that.
>>78074700
>>78074296
Well shiieet
>>78075338
>>78075498
>swede
ok lmao
>>78075533
Ayyyy
>>78075280
noice
>>78075626
Well, so far I have taken the ride from Left to right. But I honestly don't think I will venture further
>>78075626
Enjoy your police state
is my body /pol/ ready?
>>78075791
almost identical to me. >>78074546
feels good
Who else masterrace here?
>>78075626
I went from Libtard to Nazi to Free market.
>>78066963
>>78075817
Ditto, this was my old one:
This is the one I have done today
>>78074700
Thanks for taking me away from the degenerate filth anons
>>78076082
nice
>>78076035
>centrist politics
>"masterrace"
Remove lolbertarian
>>78076035
Hah, get gud and get right wing senpai
>>78076357
See where ya fall boys
>>78076970
Greedy but hard working capitalists.
I see nothing wrong with that
>>78066963
Why are all these syndicalists and centrists in here? What a shitfest this place has become. Any ways praise Papa Pinochet.
>>78076970
Social justice warriors are extreme authoritarians, not libertarians at all.
how'd i do?
>>78076357
>I am so right about everything, that I need to force my will on others.
>>78077224
also
>>78066963
Freedom you fucking fascists.
>>78077038
I would say I'm in between Ron Paul Fanboy and Greedy but hardworking capitalist.
The free market is my god.
>>78077281
Do libtards even enjoy 4chan?
>>78076970
What does "Odin's Paradise" mean?
>>78077345
>Freedom fuck yeah
>Is economically centrist
>Doesn't believe in free market
>Free market
>Freedom
>>78077401
People really seem to underestimate the Free Market.
>>78077422
I enjoy the freedom to not give a fuck, so yea, I enjoy 4chan. Don't understand why authoritarians would though. The whole anonymous thing seems kind of antithetical to fascism.
>>78076970
>Donald Trump
>authoritarian
I definitely don't agree with that. If you've been paying attention to his campaign, notice how his talking points are a stricter immigration system, second amendment, reopen the coal mines, create jobs, lower taxes, defeat ISIS, etc.
He never really talks about things he intends to do to restrict peoples' rights, and that's one of the main things I love about him. He's always talking about things that will benefit Americans - Not taking our rights away.
>>78077503
I didn't make it, and that is the only part of the chart I don't get.
>>78077598
He seems to be following a kind of tactic.
>Be really conservative in the beginning to attract far right voters and secure the nomination
>Be leftist libtard to attract the Bernie supporters
>>78066963
That feel when you find out you are a leftist retard.
>>78077567
That's because the shitlibs bans us from every place else goy.
>>78077567
This, 4chan is extremely libertarian in nature.
>>78077567
Because basically everyone here is >red pilled, or nazi
>>78077690
>>78077503
Odin's Paradise = Valhalla
The one who made this was probably Norse and seems extremely in favor of that spot.
>>78077567
This is the only place of true free speech. Try having a peaceful conversation about National Socialism on Facebook and get band kiddo
>>78077816
Don't lump me in with those fascists. I thought you liked fascism?
>>78076970
i genuinely did get into politics like 2 weeks ago
where is the test, you,you double niggers. Many years ago I was green. Probably red now. lol
>>78077940
Ayy another Milton admirer?
>>78077997
That's why I don't get why you are proud of your fascism. I enjoy the irony though.
>>78075338
NOICE
>>78078051
politicalcompass.org/test
I'm not even sure if I want to know :(
>>78078030
>libtard
>fascist
You know nothing about fascism, do you?
>>78078139
Seems like today's Fascists are more supporting of Free Speech than the leftist are.
>>78077332
>Papa Pinochet
Free helicopter rides. Free as in freedom!
>>78077765
>Be leftist libtard to attract the Bernie supporters
Impossible. Bernie supporters would never support him.
>>78078060
Is the far far right really that good though?
>>78078060
yup
>>78076970
Ive been into politics for three years now. What does this mean for me?
>>78078040
Don't feel bad. I only started caring about politics a month ago.
>>78077765
>>Be leftist libtard to attract the Bernie supporters
I'm not disagreeing, but can you think of any other examples of this, other than the Orlando shooting? If anything, I think that event is going to wake up a lot of leftists. They're realizing the gun free zone didn't protect them, and it would have been better if someone had shot the fucker.
>>78078276
Why wouldn't the far right be good?>>78078365
That you basically don't believe in anything.
>>78078276
>>78074296
>>78078040
Then the position is understandable. Look at >>78075626
>>78078365
You don't have many strong political opinions
>>78078653
DIE FAHNE HOCH
DIE RHEINEN FEST GESHLOSSEN
>>78078445
>Why wouldn't the far right be good?
Not sure. I'm just very skeptical towards "purist" ideologies.
>>78078495
uh, huh?
>>78078271
>>78078191
>haven't realized that the left has become the fascists yet
When will you open your eyes. The ones who decide what's appropriate to say are the fascists.
You might consider yourself to be fascists because you hold some radical views but as long as you don't practice what you preach you're literally nothing but idealogues.
You're so wrapped in your beliefs that you can't see what's actually going on today. The left has turned fascistic and you sit there "yay authoritarianism!".
It's quite funny when you actually think about it. That's why I like 4chan. So much irony.
>>78078789
Well, how much do you know about the free market? And do you like it? Do you understand it's significance? Do you know who Milton Friedman is?
>tfw not a single argument to be found
what the actual fuck
in Sweden I am more or less a nazi but because I don't want to gas the fags or let multinational corporations rape my supple anus I'm a leftie?
jeez
>>78078875
Have been learning about it for about a month now. I fear I might be very biased because haven't explored other political ideologies as much.
Yes to the other questions.
>>78078938
>because I don't want to gas the fags or let multinational corporations rape my supple anus I'm a leftie?
Yes
>>78078276
>Impossible. Bernie supporters would never support him.
Maybe if they only care about their socialist utopia to the point that they're willing to risk WWIII.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjIJlE9qJRw
>>78078938
polcompass is slanted slightly to the left
see >>78077281
>>78066963
About what I expected.
>>78079113
Oh, neat. I'll try that out as well. Thanks.
>>78075498
>dat compass
>criticising Sweden
>this new
>mfw
>>78078789
Google Hans-Hermann Hoppe and embrace your chilean heretage of physical removal of socialist parasites, hermano.
>>78078843
>the leftwing are the fascist, because they have strong opinons they want to enforce
>le horse shoe theory xDDDDD
Christ, you people need a gassing.
Too lazy to do it again, but very strong libertarian and about half way left
>>78078653
And this one. Not happy with the way I had to answer some questions
>being anything but the 1st quadrant
Get off this board if you aren't, niggers.
>>78079628
>they want to enforce
They don't want to enforce anymore, they just do.
That's why all these reddit fags are so butthurt.
Or ask the germans to say anything that's daily said on /pol/ on twitter. See if they don't get arrested.
The left is literally banning certain speech just because some faggots can deal with the harsh reality. That's fascism dude. If you can't see this you're literally retarded.
>>78078445
Shit, I'm a trump supporter too if that brings anything else to light. Im one of the very few supporters I know. 19 American male so my generation is used to liberal indoctrination
>>78079790
>too lazy to do stuff again
Yeah cunt, sounds about right for a stoner
>>78076970
Apparently I'm an SJW, but I hate SJWs....
They're not even socialists, they have no concept of class.
>>78079790
>leftwing
>libertarian
Fucking lol
Thought I would end up some where here.
>>78071927
Okay, big brother
>>78079972
*can't deal
>>78080065
Nice comrade. Any particular ideology you believe in?
How did I do?
ISTP. In jew tier.
>>78066963
UNDEBATABLE MASTERRACE
>>78079628
But I fear I would be very biased towards the far right...
>>78078938
Multinational corporations and monopolies would't exist if it weren't for government regulations in the market.
>>78078875
>57 posts by this ID
>>78080218
Fairly based cunt, watch more molyneux and see how you stand
>>78080077
>that's fascism dude
>using dude unironically
"dude lmao weed" detected. Good night
>>78080111
Titoism actually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titoism
>>78080559
Hue?
>>78079952
yeah that is pretty much me on the bottom left. lol
>>78080642
>molyneux
>>78080744
Good choice.
>>78072357
>>78072496
Not an argument.
>tfw there's no politician like this in Bongland
>>78080642
I was always libertarian socially but moved more economically right later after watching his vids and understanding economics a bit more. I'm still skeptical of the open borders libertarianism though and lean more towards Hans Hermann Hope.
>>78076035
What it do
Fuck with me pol tell me I'm scum
Protip: You can't
>>78074296
>Question 18 of 36
>Rehabilitating criminals is more important than punishing them.
I don't know how to answer this one. I don't believe in rehabilitation in most cases, because you see countless cases of prisoners being let out only to reoffend. I think it's a waste of time, effort, and money. But I also don't really value "punishing" them; the purpose of putting them in prison is to keep them away from society, so they can't hurt others. Not just to "punish" them.
>>78075498
hahahaha ebin post le epiccccc XDDDDDD
>>78080350
That's exactly what you're supposed to be. Don't let those disgusting marxist who run your country deceive you. Pinochet was the hero who brought your country out of the shitter and testament to what freemarket authoritarianism can do.
I am pretty libertarian. I actually do like both Trump and Clinton. I am just glad Bernie Sanders is knocked out.
eh whatever I'm actually kinda socially liberal (dude weed, gays, abortion) but i am conservative on national security issues.
I'm also an atheist who wants Christianity to be taught in schools because the noble lie meme
>>78080724
So I used dude, big fucking deal.
I don't even smoke weed.
Everything I said is still true though. You're on 4chan because you get banned everywhere else by the left. And you still think they are liberals. It's so funny.
>they like gayz n niggerz n mudslimes n shiiieeeet so they are liberal
They enforce their views on others just like fascists do. The authoritarian left is running the place and with all your big talk you do nothing about it except bitching about it on a malasyan shuffling board.
>>78077224
ebin
>>78079113
Well that was a load of bullshit as well. Not a single question about gasing the berbers or revoking the female vote. I'm not against lowered taxes, I am against heightened taxes to pay for Muhammad and his 15 retarded rapist children.
>>78081309
well what would be the better goal for the prison? punishing them or trying to rehabilitate them?
>>78068028
Got the exact same famalam
Thought I would be much more authoritarian since I agree strongly with national socialism
>>78081309
But they reoffend because of bad rehabilitation program. Fun fact for you to ponder on. People whit worst crimes(think murder) go back to being bad the least. It's the ones with petty crimes who return to jail the most.
>>78076970
>edgy kid
Ok then
>>78081545
autism
>>78081309
I believe in a balance between the two. But if you can rehabilitate a criminal, it is better than just having him whipped, right?
>>78081415
Have you heard of Milton Friedman? You seem to have landed almost exactly where both him and myself are.
>>78081554
Well at least you're not on the left anymore. Didn't say their conclusions are right. They are actually pretty retarded.
>>78081545
This, the authoritarian left is a problem but we also have to consider what we would replace it with. As much as I hate PC leftist thought policing, right-wing fascism is not the solution.
>>78079628
>le mass murder is okay when our allies do it XDDD
>>78075626
I used to be right wing...over the years, as my income and prosperity has increased, I've ended up at pic related
still socially conservative.
>>78072103
thats my niggah
>>78080056
Nice meme
lol @ painting being super authoritarian as a good thing
>>78081772
Jesus, you are like liberal Stalin.
How did I do?
>>78077281
you were calling me filthy wallon but you are just a faggot
>>78066963
INTP blue quadrant master-race reporting in
>>78082203
Liberals aren't remotely left-wing, all Marxists hate them.
>>78081974
How did your income increase? Let me guess, free market?
>>78073129
tfw im a peaky blinder
>>78081795
I don't really mind that. Economically I am rather left-leaning as long as the safety nets and regulations aren't to the benefit of foreign parasites. I have no problem with society stepping in when someone gets sacked and I like that Downies are taken care of (while simultaneously I believe the should be aborted).
I'm just sad about being called a filthy liberal.
>>78081940
Yes, exactly. Get the fuck off /pol/ you democrat pile of sunbaked dogshit.
>>78082019
Because a ideology based on non-government interferance with the economy can be leftwing. Not contradictory in the slightest.
Pinotchetan catholic monarchist right-wing capitalist here
>>78081415
>I actually do like both Trump and Clinton
>Trump and Clinton
>Clinton
How the fuck did you find yourself on pol, faggot?
reminder
>>78073129
>mfw
>>78082383
defined, automatic pay increases every 1,000 hrs worked.
government controls the rent my landlord can charge keeping it low, affordable and any increase over like 3% needs approval else it's illegal.
it's tasty.
>>78066963
r8 but no h8
>>78073129
>>78082584
Welcome aboard.
>>78082903
Hello.
>>78066963
All these tests suck dick.
I keep expecting to end up on the right and yet I somehow end up so far left, the questionnaire is missing so many political questions though, only one question on migrants but not on immigration itself although I guess I am rather left leaning I just hate political correctness, censorship and bullshit ideologies like feminism and LGBT movements and SJW fags.
>>78082383
FRI MARKNAD!!1111
>being a fan of Friedman
>supporting economic freedom for the common man
pick one cuck
>>78082253
>he likes freedom
>look at this faggot
Honestly I don't care about faggots. Why you want to make faggots procreate and perpetuate the faggot gene in the gene pool is a mystery to me. If you'd let them just fuck each other, they'd literally be extinct in 3-5 generations.
>>78083038
Explain how they contradict one another at all.
>>78082969
>the literally no opinion on anything result
>being J. Trudeau
>>78082870
Countries in the eastern bloc had even better rent controls than that.
>tfw you'll never live in a comfy commieblock
>>78083023
But would you consider yourself economically left?
>>78079628
The face of the man who presided over 45% of the population below poverty line and 20% unemployment. Also don't forget the two recessions.