Ask a goy who just started a community college class at the age 26 anything.
School to eventually become a Registered Nurse at a pediatric clinic. May get Bachelor's for Neonata (infant)l nursing in a hospital
Drop out.
No one is going to hire you at the age of 30+ with your lack of working experience. How would they know that you will actually show up on time and do a good job? There is zero proof that you are professional and dependable.
Learn some skills and get a job in a factory driving a forklift or become a truck driver.
Grow up you faggot moron. YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT IN THE MEDICAL FIELD. I FUCKING GUARANTEE IT.
>>78060631
That's perfectly normal......You just want to be labeled as a special snowflake. People start their college education at different times, age doesnt really matter.
You're a loser.
Why would anyone here give a shit that some bum is going to community college at an age where most people have been out of school for 3 years and what the fuck does it have to do with pol?
What did you waste 8 years of your life doing?
>Being 30 years and just getting your bachelors degree
By your 30s you should already be well established in your career and making upwards of six figures
>>78060631
If you're a male, you're likely never going to get into pediatrics or nursing.
It's absolutely career suicide/waste of money and the only way you'll get into that division of healthcare is to become an MD.
No one is going to a hire a man for pediatrics or nursing. No parents trust a man with kids unless you're a doctor. Doctor's offices won't trust you either.
There's a metric fuckton of Staceys and Jessicas who become nurses and do fucking nursing, pre-natal care, pediatrics, and all the girly shit. For every male that applies to one of these industries, there are tens of thousands of women.
You miiiiiight be able to get in as a diversity hire but chances are very slim.
If you're a man & interested in healthcare, you need to pony up and get your ass in the money making businesses of Cardiology, Oncology, or Radiology.
These industries make billions & billions a year and are always in demand for people.
If you're a femanon, then disregard anything written above, the door is wide open for your career.
t. health insurancefag
>>78060631
Nice m8, keep on keepin' on.
Get off this cesspool
>>78060631
>infant nursing
>not studying neuroscience masterrace
why live?
>>78061054
>>78062118
>>78062519
>>78062539
you guys have very little experience out in real life...dont you
>>78060631
It's hard. Make sure you take care of any health issues and any other issues because you don't want them hindering you when classes get harder. Have a rainy day fund and look for a community of other nurse students if you need help.
>>78060631
Good for you. Best of luck OP. Don't listen to the naysayers.
>>78062958
I've worked in health insurance over 5 years.
99.9% of time you are talking to women.
Next time formulate a response instead of being a turbonigger.
>>78060631
DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN THE GHETTO?
THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME HOOD ASS CLASS ROOM MY MAN
FUCK
>>78062958
I work a real job. I'm not chasing some fuckin' pipe dream being a fuckin' professional student at the age of 30 like the OP.
I'm employed in the private sector. I make enough money to cover rent, food, and other things. Going to school at his age is fucking stupid, and as I said, who the fuck is going to hire him once he graduates?
"Let's see, we got this 22 year old dual-major who recently graduated. Impeccable grades. Nice work history. I think we should hire her."
"Wait a minute, check out this fuckin' 31 year old man over here with a huge gap in his employment history. I have a feeling about this guy. Let's hire him instead."
Yeah, no. The OP needs to grow the fuck up and quit wasting his money. GET A JOB YOU SHITHEAD.
>>78061054
Oh fuck off. I rebooted my life at 30 and never looked back.
>>78061054
I've had a few jobs before. Also internship etc
>>78062118
Most people go to college early for a job they ended up regretting. I actually now know the job I want to do until retirement age.
>>78060631
GI Bill?
get some teen pussy soldier!!
>>78062519
Those people ended up getting into a job that they regret or dislike.
Nobody knows what they want to do foe the rest of their life when they're in their early 20s
>>78061054
This.
Make RN here. OP is a fag. Ask me anything.
>>78063171
>TFW you are a male RRT/CHT
I have to talk to insurance assholes all the time trying to get prior authorization for treatment. Insurance companies are the fucking worst.
Go work in emergency medicine you faggot. What mother is going to trust you with their kid in that field? Im a male RN working in the ED, thats where shit gets done not some random doctors office
>>78061054
Medfag here.
We engaged a few ex dropouts as nurses and PABs at our clinic, what you're saying is simply untrue.
>>78064186
>trying to get prior authorization for treatment.
Use their fucking website god damnit. It's there for a reason.
>tfw probably have talked to you before on the phone
>>78061054
Lol the only filed in the world were they really never give a fuck about how old are you is Health.
>>78063469
>>78063171
lots of people dont have the money nor the skills to get higher education right away.
why would you shit on a guy trying to improve his life.
grow the fuck up assclowns.
>>78061054
>>78062118
>>78062519
>>78062539
>>78063469
What the fuck guys. I thought we were all /b/ros here, like that one comic suggested.
You are guys are being unnecessarily mean to OP.
>>78062519
>
Hahahaha boy Real life will fuck you up so bad, I feel sorry for you.
>>78062539
I've been told that they're looking for male nurses to balance the equilibrium.
Affirmative Action for straight white men
>>78063171
Health insurance is not on the same level as working in a hospital or retirement home. You know like actually working with patiences not doing some paper work for some insurance company......
>>78063469
>you need to aim low because I did
T. Jay'quan
My parents worked with an attorney who graduated law school at the age of 71, and went on to practice law for 10 more years. Everyone shitting on OP in this thread is actually a fucking retard.
>>78065466
Dawg it's not impossible, but it's pretty damn close. You would be a diversity hire, not because they want to bring you on. I'm not telling you not to be a nurse, just don't go into pediatrics because it's going to be an uphill battle for you. If you want that challenge, then don't let 4chan stop you.
>>78065621
We communicate with doctor's offices, hospitals, billing offices, etc.
They are all loaded with women. All of it. I've never ever talked to a man from a pediatrics office. Not once.
In the USA no one trusts grown men around kids because of all the murder porn on TV these days. They're all conditioned to think that men are child molesters at every turn.
There is one plus-side about working in pediatrics as a dude. TONS of hot chicks work in that industry.
>>78065299
You guys? My bros? Nah you're all PUSSIES and FAGGOTS on here.
And professional students in higher education at the age of 30 and beyond. No wonder millennials aren't buying houses. Fuckin' zero independence. Zero work ethic. Fucking ZEROES.
>>78062539
As somebody who actually worked in a hospital for a decade there is plenty of room for male nurses just not in those areas. Men thrive and get promoted to high nursing positions in places like Emergency and surgical
>>78061054
I did the factory thing for 14 years after high school. I wanted to kill myself every day. I took night classes and eventually got a bachelors then a master's degree. Did so well I got a scholarship to get a phd. Now I teach in my field. Much easier and more fun job than driving a forklift. Best decision I ever made. Sure I was 36 when my cohort was 26,27 but it didn't cause any problems.
>>78066848
I agree with you. The only time I ever see male nurses is in ER, OR, or PT.
It's where all the action is anyways.
Cardiology & Radiology are fun because you get to do a shit ton of cool tests & make fun of fat people with your co-workers.
a friend of the family finished his medical education at the age of 38/39 but he couldn't get into any residency programs because of the age limit. so he didn't get his degree. I would learn more about residency programs in the usa and see if this could happen to you before doing anything
I am still kind of lol'ing at all the people saying to OP that he is too old to work in this filed. Everybody who wrote that just outed himself as a basement dweller who has never been out in real life. Holy shit and the pol/elrs think that they are the epitome of humanity. Top kek
>>78060631
>Neonatal nursing
Why in the flying fuck would you want to specialize in that?
26 is not too old to get started in your career. If you were 46, then yeah.
>>78068365
This. There are plenty of people over 30 even that get new careers. Isn't it actually pretty common in our age?
>>78068365
Move to America and work in the medical field brother
>>78068651
Very high paying job and I don't have to worry about traumatic gore or old people.
I'm 18, fresh out of HS, I have my CNA, and am enrolled to be an RN. Also, my mom is an RN and dad a navy medic. Why is it that I am still worried about somehow not being able to do my future job?
>>78069432
Because they are flooding the marked with Filipinos?
>>78069432
Unemployment rates for RNs are next to nothing. They're always employable everywhere
By the way, you don't need to do the CNA shit to be an RN, from what I was told.
>>78069169
As somebody who worked in Hospital a word of advice for you. You get used to seeing old people die, you will never forget and get used too seeing a baby die, although it will happen a lot less.
>>78060631
CCC is alright.
Just had psychology intro class in that room (?)
Community College juat seems like such a fucking drag though, I always lose all motivation by the end of the term, because everything but math is bullshit guesswork and opinions. And im no good at math.
Might try to get into the pot shop game, or maybe something else.
Good luck OP
>>78071114
I also had a psychology intro in that room too woah
PSY 215. actually it was this morning but yeah. Its a good campus. Its cheaper than PCC too, plus you don't have to experience Whiteness History Month kek
>>78060631
>male nurse
HAHAHAHAHAH
faggot
>>78060631
You feel any anxiety interacting with 18 year olds? You feel like a pedophile don't you, eyeing up the absolutely tiny asian chicks, knowing they can't do anything about it because you are much larger and experienced, and thus gives you the benefit of the doubt "Oh he's just being a nice old man".
>>78072928
He'll probably make more money and have more access to pussy than you, bud.
>>78061054
You're a lecherous, naive faggot.
Plenty of people enter fields at 30 or above. You've just been force fed propaganda by jews and are mentally rotted.
>>78060631
same except i left university for cc to become rn too and im only 21
>>78072928
>>78073077
>I'm 12
Report submitted!
>>78060631
lots of negativity man, i think its good that op is turning his life around.
also how do you feel about the age difference in your class, is there a lot of younger/older people
>>78073801
Yeah I've yet to do the actual Nursing Program yet, but you'd bet that there'll be a lot of moms or dudes in that Gen X age group I'm sure. So I'm just taking psychology and a couple biology classes now; general asses that need to be done. Mix of young and old. I'd be interested to see what the average age of a community college student is actually. It'd probably surprise me like the average gamer age did
Medical field is gold though bro, in surprised more men don't get into it. I'm surprised they are more prone to the Trades instead, which is still fine but yeah
>>78074311
When I was in medical high school, there was 7 of us men and 25 women in my class. Best years of my life :D
>>78073445
>Telling someone they are being reported
THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES ENJOY BAN
>>78060631
How does it feel to know that even community colleges push anti-white racism now?
>>78065677
SAVAGE
>>78073230
Lecherous? You should probably look this word up, ya dipshit, it doesn't mean what you think that it means.
I'm not mentally rotted I'm telling him the truth. HE WON'T BE HIRED. HE'S WASTING HIS TIME.
He's better off dropping out and getting a job now instead of being a professional student.
>>78065990
My father went back to school for engineering in his 30s after working manual labor for the last 10 years.
He graduated with decent grades but most importantly became bros with the other grads. Went on to have distinguished career in private sector and govt.
He retired last year and is now working as a consultant earning big bucks.
>>78060631
nurse is smart nigger
jobs everywhere and get paid a ton of money and you can do OT out the ass too if you really want to stack paper
>>78066648
Calm down breh
It's a free country he can do what he wants
>>78080107
i ALMOST wish i worked for a bit before going to school. i probably wouldve tried harder and gone for something like engineering rather than biology
then again i have a degree and still have time to fix my mistake
>>78061054
Couldn't he just lie about his age?
>>78080023
I meant what I said you sexual deviant.
>>78061054
>"OY VEY JR. YOU BETTAH GO TO COLLEGE RIGHT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL! OTHERWISE, NO ONE WILL WANT TO HIRE YOU! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO LATER ON WHEN YOU'RE SMARTER WITH MONEY- - - I MEAN MORE EXPERIENCED!"
>"Quick goyim! I have a loan with your name on it! What's that? You want a degree in English? You want to write movies and be a director? Great choices goy-boy, just sign this loan for 120k dollars and start on the road to your dream today!"
Drinking the kool-aid I see.
>>78062660
>not studying neuroscience masterrace
>>78060631
good job op. I was feeling old because I wasted three years on majoring in biology. I should hopefully be starting nursing school this Spring, or next Fall the latest. Did you take your HESI yet?
>>78080644
it's the medical field lol. Nobody gives a shit about age there anyway, that kid is 12
>>78081097
>getting a job in neuroscience
I went to UCSD for neuroscience back in 2011
Turn back now
Do not pass go
I repeat
Do not
I'm starting nursing at 21 and I feel old, lol. Hopefully I'll be out by 23
>male nurse
enjoy you're suicide
>>78061054
First post, please kill yourself. Not being ironic. Please live stream it you insufferable manchild.
>>78081153
Well that'll look good on your resume at least, plus obviously you'll have your biology prereqs out of the way.
Anyway I just started my first day of prerequisites today (first class was when I posted this thread, psychology this morning).
Gotta do a year of prereqs, then two years of associates to get my RN license
It's funny, in america (or at leats my state) you literally only a few years of cc to get your license, kek. Feels good
OP I was in and out of college and finally at the age of 29 graduated with a BA in comp sci. I'm 33 now and make 6 figures. Granted it's a different field and all that but I never got the feeling of taboo from others about my age. Sure doing this used to be "weird" but I feel society has shifted in so many different ways you can't look at social norms like this as you did in the past. So it's good that you are trying it might not work out but you are trying that's what matters.
>>78061054
Can anyone confirm how bad this actually is? I'm the same age as OP and going back to university in September.
I did a shit first degree. I'm starting a conversion masters degree in computer science, I've been learning to code since December and have 3 apps on the android play store already. In a year when I graduate I should be really good at it.
But is it as this guy says? Am I already fucked? Am I wasting my time?
>>78081983
Yep. I'm just getting an associate's degree for now. Did you take your nursing admission test/plan on taking it any time soon? It's called the HESI where I'm from, but I don't know whether it differs from state to state.
>>78062539
Female nursing student here
Every male nursing student in my classes are ugly af, but girls flock to them nonstop. My female nursing professors look over the girls and directly ask the boys for their opinions every time. Some have even flirted with them and told them how great of a choice they have in choosing this profession as nursing in general needs more male nurses AND how those male nurses get promoted to higher positions. Male nurses beat the females at their own thing, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>78082415
I literally just addressed this above your post. It's fine. Especially in comp sci. It's in demand and competent people are rare. Go be a programmer I am sick of working with British devs (my CEO and company is based in England) and having to work with annoying, bitchy, lack of persoanlity Indians. The few Brits I work with are pretty fun
>>78082415
You will be fine. There is no age discrimination in the West. And if there is...sue. Kek. If anything, age is to your advantage. You are more mature, and probably more intelligent thatn the rest...you will most likely receive more respect.
Good Luck UKbro
Odd reaction in the replies. Is America really this weird? Here in Ireland they'd much prefer an older steady eddy fresh out of college to a 21-24 year old. I've lost out on countless jobs to recent mature graduates.
>>78082415
What apps I'll download them for you and leave a 5 star review bb
>>78082531
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HESI_exam
Yeah not yet. Definitely gotta focus on my general classes first:
https://www.clackamas.edu/programs/nursing.aspx
are those prerequisites similar to yours? That page shows the prereqs, and then the actual classes in the nursing program
>>78060631
>community college class at the age 26
Nothing wrong with that
>become a Registered Nurse
Are you a girl or a gay guy?
med lab fag here
nurses a shit
fite me bro 1v1
>>78083071
I only had to take A&P I and II, including labs.
As for the actual nursing classes, I'll have to take Pharmacology, Nursing, General Populations I, II, and III.
http://www.dcc.edu/academics/charity-school-nursing/rn-program.aspx
>>78083188
>surrounding yourself with hot, female nurses
>gets accused of being gay, and called a girly man by a Swede
kkk bro
>>78083188
>great pay, can be comparable to engineers
>don't have to stare in front of a computer screen all day, or do labor shit
>making people's lives better while being surrounded by smart people all day
stressful I'm sure like any job is, but too many guys are missing this opportunity. Though communicating with people every day isn't for everyone
>>78083847
Speaking of good careers, I don't think enough people are giving trade school a shot. Plumbers and electricians and shit make bank. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders wants my tax dollars to go to Tyrone's 11 illegitimate kids down the street so they can major in fucking Urban Studies.
>>78061054
>"You need working experience, son."
But all the entry-level jobs are taken by foreigners
>"Well you gotta go to school."
I need money unless I want to pay off a student loan for 20 years.
>"Well just hope you can get a job after school."
How?
>"You need work experience. Better pass out those resumes."
>>78061054
I literally spent age 22-31 in prison and still got employed as a RN years later.
I work with somebody who was involuntarily committed in their youth.
And it's even easier to get work in the states. Turpitude baselines are usually just for docs and admin.
>>78084148
Raped a dog before it was made legal?
>>78084087
Right, my dad claims he was grossing 100k with his HVAC business. I thought I'd be lucky enough to take that over instead of doing any college shit, but I grew up with video games and Xvideos unlike my dad, so I'm not natural with tools and my hands. Otherwise I'd do that definitely.
"Journeyman" is big boy status for a tradesman, you're talking $35-40 an hour and beyond etc. Essentially nobody knows this though, oh well
>>78061054
lol so mad,
what did you mean by this?
>>78063530
>rebooted my life at 30
>on 4 chan
pick one.
>>78072819
Agreed, the teachers seem pretty cool. The arts dept. chairs are hilarious, and my psych teacher, Ivan, was fun to have. Pretty clever guy, worked for the FBI. Said it was boring office work.
>>78060631
>male nurse
kek
>>78084341
Right. My friend's in school currently for welding. He'll start out making at least 50k per year, and that's just starting out.
My gf was majoring in Marine Biology before I met her and slapped the stupid out of her, now she's about to graduate as an Accounting major. Although I crushed her dreams of becoming a fucking penguin expert, freezing to death in Antarctica on 15k a year, she'll thank me one day.
>>78063469
Just because you flunked HS and never could get accepted into a college, let alone a community junior college, indicates your rather sour grapes and own self-evident niggerdom. Sir you are the shithead, and I feel you shouldn't have children as you are unfit to prescribe life advise. If you have children I wouldn't be surprised if they act just as nignog eggnog as Jamal or Latoya.
>>78063469
forgot
>tfw science major
>>78084592
Pretty dumb bants mate. Like saying no gays exist in Iran. Check out bunker bro on /diy/, he's pretty much a successful guy on 4chan.
>>78060631
> male nurse
I can't, I just can't
>>78083840
>surrounding yourself with hot, female nurses
Kek'd. Sure, there are probably some hot nurses. But what makes you think they would go for a guy working in a female profession?
The hot nurses would probably sleep around with the doctors/higher ups.
>>78083847
Or, the majority of the guys don't want to work as fucking nurses..?
>>78060631
Dont listen to them. I have seen far freater retards become doctors.
Please pursue nursing. Salsry range is decent. Work is meaningful.
>>78085402
goddammit sweden
![Laugh-Meme-02[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HV0Ngmg.jpg "Laugh-Meme-02[2].jpg")
>male nurse
>>78061054
>tfw spent the last 4 years being a depressed piece of shit
my life is farked
>>78085915
Hey, I'm not telling the guy what to do. I'm just giving my opinion on the matter.
>>78061054
>dont try to get a good job, get this shotty job instead, forever
What's the point in not trying? Do you think he's missing something if he doesnt start driving trucks now 18 hours every day?
>>78086262
Do they not have male nurses in Europe? Maybe it's more common in the states. Still, I can't wait to wear my little nurse outfit and get fucked by the strong doctor on the daily.
Weird how male nurses get so much shit. Honestly, I feel that most people here have no conception of how things actually work in the real world.
I was an EMT for years, kinda screwed around in college and ended up with a bullshit, just-for-completion, liberal arts bachelors.
I could choose between spending a year getting paramedic to make maybe 40k for the rest of my life with no advancement, or get a BSN in 16 months to make 60k+, with the option to later on, make six figures and open my own practice as a nurse practitioner.
Some of you aren't in the US, so you wouldn't know, but the consistently rated best jobs are Physician Assistants and Nurse Practitioners. They get great pay, and can diagnose and write scripts; this is all without spending over a dozen years in school.
In all of nursing 9% of nurses are male, that is true. However, nearly half of advanced practice nurses and admins (the ones making six figures) are male. You also need to realize that there are things like flight nurses etc. that trend heavily towards men.
>>78087191
what's so gay about this? Grow up. It's 2016.
>community college at 26
ayyy, starting CC myself at 27
Hey it's either this or just continue to be a NEET, might as well go study some math and see what interests me
My current boss was a Catholic priest for decades before going to college in his 50's for Computer Science and making the swap. He is currently 70 and plans to work for another 10 years. It's never too late if you are smart and skilled.
>>78087463
Well dude, not only that, but check this out even:
http://www.nursepractitionerschools.com/faq/how-much-does-neonatal-np-make
$107,000 a year salary with just a Bachelors. Working with babies lol. I'll take it
but honestly my girlfriend and hopefully wife to be will have a good job, so hopefully I won't even need to get a Bachlors and just stick with working at a pediatric clinic to have a good combined household income
>>78062539
>Cardiology, Oncology, or Radiology
I heard Derm and Orthopedics are also good
If you're a dude and you're interested in the medical field, put in the work and become an MD, PA, or pharmacist. Start at 26 if needed. One person I know is in his 40s and got into a PA program, so it's never too late
How's Pathology doing these days, medfags?
>>78087539
GROW UP
>>78060631
I have a question: is it a good idea to transfer from a community college?
>>78089680
Dang... your wife's son will definitely have everything he needs for a bright future.
>>78089680
Yeah, Nurse Practitioners make very good pay, though NP programs are Master's programs. Often times the requirements for NP programs include having at least a few years of RN (BSN) experience in the field that you want to go into. ICU/ED for Acute Care, General for Family/Primary, Psych for Psych.
Still, 4 years bachelors + 2 masters isn't bad. That said, now is the time to go in, since they want Nurse Practitioner to be Doctoral entry by 2025. Though, Dr. title is does seem sexy.
On the practical side, having a lot of experience is a good thing, as the clinical hour requirements for NP programs are lower than PA because you are supposed to come in with experience.
>>78091223
There is nothing wrong with getting an ASN, RN at a community college. Now, whether or not you want to transfer matters a lot with what you want to do with your degree.
If you have an Associate's, often times you are going to be relatively stuck working in long-term care facilities or offices. A lot of the modern nursing and hospital regulations are pushing towards BSN minimum for staffing hospitals. Obviously, you could get a job at an institution, but it would be less likely.
The best bet is to do your RN to BSN at a good school, that way you always have advancement open going forward. That said, ASN vs. BSN pay is virtually the same, so that might count for a lot depending on how much debt you want to go into.
>>78091011
>>78091450
I looked into being an NP, then a PA.. Now I'm considering Occupational Therapy (Im getting my kinesiology BS degree next semester).
I'm 25. I want to start my career. NP seemed to be a career for those who are already nurses, and PA seemed to be a career for those who have been an EMT or other random hospital staff. If I was going to try for PA school, I'd need to work in a hospital for a year or more. I'd rather just go to med school with that time.
I started out wanting to do Prosthetics and Orthotics but the money there is running dry.
Now I'm looking toward OT because it's still rehabilitative science and it's possible to reach above 100k in geriatrics.
Any OTs here?
>>78092072
OT seems like pretty well paying field. I've known one girl that was doing OT school, and she did quite well for herself. I'm not sure how well males do for hiring and such in OT, since it is also 10% male like nursing.
I'm 25 and want to go to university, I initially tried the trades route but the oil crash ruined my job prospects. Am I really too old? I want to study computer science. Alternatively I want to attend a 1-year wind turbine technician course, but when I look for jobs there's only like 50 in the entire country despite all the shit you hear about muh renewable energy
I'm a failure and my life has no direction
>>78091223
Well..Yeah, That's what I'm doing.
prerequisites+two years for Associates at Community, then another final year fourth year at a university for Bachelor's. You kind have to since CCs don't offer Bachlor programs
Also, a local pediatric clinic that I want to work at told me the last three RNs they hired were straight out of a community college with an Associates, which is coo
>>78092023
I'm not going into the medical field. I'm planning on getting my general classes done in community college then transferring to focus on my major in French and German
>>78060631
I'm a Nurse. Went in at 26 through community college. Got a job right out of school. Bought a house 6 months later. Became a manager of my unit later that year. Transferred to emergency medicine. Fuck these people. Never thought I'd be where I am. In my own home, with a well paying, respectable job. Study a lot. Stay focused. Stay salty.
>>78094393
OP here
what was your total student debt when you were totally done with your schooling bro?
Not that it matters since you landed a good job that'll pay it off (unlike other majors lel)
I'm a full time student so I can have an optimal GPA in order to get accepted into the program
>>78093220
>Millwright
>Move to Ontario
Serious demand for millwrights here in Ontario.
>>78093220
>Seize opportunity or become a NEET
It's not that hard mate
>>78093220
I never understood this defeatist mentality, if you go to college or a trade school there is still a chance you'll have no job and be a fuck up, but if you don't you're 100% a fuck up so how is that even a decision you have to think about?
>>78094555
I worked full time as a Tech (CNA) so the hospital paid for my school. Total debt $0. My employer only paid $5k a year towards school. Community college is cheap. Right now I'm working on my RN to BSN online. Going slow, but I have no debt.
>>78094886
Ever hear of any examples of an RN working at a pediatric clinic? That's my aspiration - being an RN while avoiding potential traumatic/depressing/nauseating situations, so I chose a pediatric clinic (the place kids go to when they have the flu, etc). I called all my surrounding ones and they told me they hire 'em, though I wonder if the salary is any different working in that private clinic as opposed to working in a traditional hospital environment
>>78094156
Yes, doing CC first is extremely smart, especially if you have an Associate's coming out of it.
That said, majoring in languages is not so great from a financial standpoint.
It also might be difficult, as community colleges generally might not be as equipped for language coursework. If you have to take German 1-5 in a sequence, for instance, you could end up rather boned
>>78094886
I'm paying shit forward too. Fuck being in debt. I have enough saved to pay for my 2nd degree RN outright. Christ, paying off college the first time was such a fucking nightmare.
>>78095150
Most offices are only going to staff one or two RNs, even group practices. There isn't really as much of a role for professional nurses (RNs) in a primary/specialist care settings, as opposed to LPNs and Medical Assistants.
Also, if you are a male, you are likely never going to get hired in peds, OB/GYN, etc. It doesn't matter how many background checks you pass or letter of recommendations you have. The current environment is simply one where no one is going to take that risk, even if it all bullshit. Reality sucks, but it is reality.
>>78095150
The only real area where male RN's seem to be lacking is OB and I'm not sure why. Whether it is men don't want to work there, employers are afraid patients will be uncomfortable, etc. Not sure of the pay. Hospitals tend to pay about the same, some offer sign on bonuses. Clinics usually don't do bonuses as far as I know. There was a clinic nearby that a lot of my co-workers used to work at that paid ridiculously well. A lot of quit out of boredom. My best advice is to go to school with an open mind. Don't go into Nursing for the money. You make much more as a bartender and the hours are better. Hate to tell you, but no matter where you go, you will experience traumatic, depressing, and nauseating situations.
>>78060631
What's the big deal? Grown ups re-train and prepare for new careers all the time. That's all you're doing. The medical field is also pretty exclusive in terms of industry. You don't need previous experience for that, you simply need credentials. They're going to start you at the bottom like everyone else in every other field.
Good for you in taking control of your life.
>>78095953
I do have to second this.
>Hate to tell you, but no matter where you go, you will experience traumatic, depressing, and nauseating situations.
So for :
>>78095150
DO NOT, EVER, EVER, EVER go into the medical field is you are unequipped to deal with human tragedy.
You might think something like a peds clinic will be fine, up until you see that a kid's labs came back with massive cell counts, and the creeping realization that little Timmy isn't going to see his next birthday.
You will deal with that shit, and it will eat away at your humanity. I remember watching a father beating his hands bloody on driveway pavement, as we coded his 4-year old daughter that fell in the family pool. "It was only a couple minutes," "I was only a couple minutes," screamed over and over and over. That story didn't have a happy ending.
You will have good kids, that you might see for years, and they will die or get diseases. Some you might find in the obituary, or hear through the medical grapevine that so-and-so who you treated as a child OD'd on drugs. This shit will happen, and you best be prepared for it.
No amount of academic knowledge can prepare you for the real world medical field, and you can never truly isolate yourself from the bad things that happen.
This isn't meant to be "Hurr, I'm tough," or any shit like that, but a warning. You be damn sure you know what you are getting into before you make that choice. There are more than a few people who spent years training only to burn out and hang up the scope after a year or two.
>>78097454
This, I had to drop out of the medical field for this reason. I consider myself pretty apathetic and numb a lot but nothing could have prepared me for reality coming in hotter than an 18 wheeler at 200 mph.
Even the most seasoned autists and aspies can't really take it well, watching others deal with the death of their children
>>78060631
>College dropout
>Army Infantry
>Survived
>Two Bachelor's
>Now a Wealth Manager for Private Equity firm at 32
Age doesn't matter you fucking unemployed homos
>>78097770
The thing more scary than watching people die, is watching people die, and not feeling anything.
I remember a man had a massive MI at his kitchen table, before stumbling out into his yard before collapsing. We were working him, and actually defibbed him back into a pulsed rhythm for a bit. Though, he kept going back into V-fib, until one shock sent him into asystole, RIP.
The family was huddled around us all, just sobbing and crying. I actually caught myself being reflexively annoyed that they were causing such a commotion. That was probably the moment that I realized that I had "changed," and not in a good way. Patients weren't people anymore, and while you still do your best to save everyone and provide the best possible care, they might as well be mannequins.
So yeah, don't go into medicine, it's full of broken of people, or people who will become broken people.
>>78060631
Good for you.
How easy are your classes and do you see others struggling because they are retarded?
>>78099226
this a million fucking times.
i'm only 20 years old
what hope do i have to start a life?
>>78061054
Nah, Nigga fresh outta college kids are the worst. Older ones tend to stick around for longer and will be more afraid of getting fired because they're more likely to have a family and/or mortgage to support.
>>78099226
You're just desensitized due to a natural defense mechanism. You're not broken you tumblrette.
>>78099535
>24
>agoraphobic for 10 years
>attending uni this september
Better chance than I have.
>>78099535
>20 years old
>in the middle of a recession and cant find work to continue school
>dont attend school with parents money because i know times are tough and they eventually use said college fund to stay afloat
>just recently going back to school at 25 because situation has improved and i have the financial backing to start attending school again
Hurr durr why dont you have a 100k+ paying career coming out of high school
>>78060631
Good on you man best of luck it's never to late to change I wish I could get motivated to do something I'm only 19 but still feel like a piece of shit for doing nothing for 2 years.
>>78060631
Good on ya man. NICU nurse here, you'll do fine.
>>78082615
>Female here
show tits or get the fuck out
>>78065677
BTFO
>>78061054
This isn't true at all in medicine. Finance maybe but medicine is full of late bloomers and autists who started late. There is also a huge nursing demand.
Just saying, I could easily get op a job at my hospital.
>turned 26, 21 days ago
>failed out of cc
I'm going back, I have some unfinished business
>>78062519
>shitting on someone trying to better themselves and do something about their miserable life
Fuck you m8, shit on someone like me who's pathetic and hasn't done anything worthwhile in the 10 years since he left school.
>>78080528
It should be a requirement that anyone taking out student loans have 2 years work experience.
would cut worthless degrees and dropouts in half while increasing graduation rates
>>78101340
I honestly think it's because they are mad other anons aren't sitting around feeling sorry for themselves like they do. Because none of these niggers seem to know shit about the real world.
Hello, for several years I worked in an administrative capacity at UPMC (Presby), the largest hospital system in Pennsylvania. You've made a smart choice, but you're going to have to realize that your age puts you at a disadvantage. The worst thing you can do now is drop out. Hospital administrators can read the writing on the wall, we're headed for a demographic crisis in the United States, and while the market for nursing positions is competitive, getting your BSN and specializing along with being open to moving and working tough shifts for a few years will open a whole new world of successes to you.
>>78093220
if you REALLY have a passion for CS (and know enough about the career to know for sure) then do it man
I'm in my second year of EE after working for gas company for 4 years.
couldn't be happier
>>78060631
Don't pay attention to these idiots, I'm an MD, and we need more nurses, as much as we can get. Specially for ER & ICU. If I could give you a piece of advice is look for hospitals in the south, they're paying above national average and opportunities to advance are great. See most of the nursing students from Texas are leaving to the north thinking they'll get better jobs and such, this is creating a lot of vacancies
>>78097454
only a couple minutes.... he left her unattended?
>>78061054
but the mexicans do the jobs we don't want
>>78101964
>nursing positions
>competitive
Bullshit, they give sign on bonuses to retards and fat ass women just to fill positions. I mean shit, most nurses can find jobs anywhere. Most hospitals have zero standards in hiring when it comes to nurses. If you can pass a puss test you can be a nurse.v
I'm 34 and graduate with a BS next summer or fall.
It's never too late my good OP.
>Doing Internship right now
>Graduating with Masters of Public Administration next spring
It's all looking up lads.
>>78101964
This guy gets it, work the bad shifts that no one wants for a couple of yrs, you'l be guaranteed a good position in the future, at the worst you'll gain a whole lot of experience and be able to apply anywhere you want.
More nurses, specially male are needed
>>78060631
You're going to have to get a BSN to actually get a job as a registered nurse. All of the hospitals are requiring t now
>>78102420
I don't know what hospital system you've worked with or interfaced with, but we didn't hire just anyone at UPMC. Yes, getting your foot in the door isn't difficult if you have a BSN but a lot of the positions are open for a reason, the turnover rate for floor nursing is high.
>>78102641
>public administration
That shit is so easy my retarded sister got her masters in it at 22 in only 4.5 years of college, undergrad and grad combined, with a 3.9 gpa. Have fun managing a Walmart.
>>78103078
I dont know what sorta shit school you go to anon that requires .5 years for a masters.
Disregard all the neckbeards that say men can't go into nursing, it's literally the smartest choice out there you can make unless you have a gift for some niche bullshit (singing/art etc.) I became a nurse at a neuro ICU for a few years, got my CCRN went to anesthesia school and make a physician equivalent salary (let's just say its over 150k/year).
anyone who says nursing isn't for men because it's a female dominated field is either batshit retarded or has no idea what they are talking about. Hell even as a floor nurse I was making 31 an hour I mean come on lmao
>>78102759
This is the case at almost every big hospital I've worked with during my short career in administration. Personally, I'd rather clean whale anuses for a living than be stuck at a floor nurse anywhere but at an outpatient surgical clinic.
>>78067353
We also make fun of fat ppl in OR. Surgeons hate fatties
>>78103154
She graduated from her undergrad a semester early and got her masters from an accelerated program that only took a year to complete as long as she went through the summer.
>>78060631
>>78102256
What kind of doctor are you and what's a typical day like?
what are the best specialities that have good lifestyle/salary balance? Been thinking about Cardio, Onc, mainly Path
And ID, but I heard it was shit tier
>>78103326
My program requires 47 hours. Oh well. I am getting an MPA because my BS in Poli sci is pretty fuckin useless
>>78061054
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>>78063469
You know the demand for nurses in incredibly high all across the country right?
>>78060631
OP you should also get your BSN. All Hospitals want a BSN nowadays.
Source: Went back to school at age 32 and got a nursing BSN. Making 40 dollars an hour and surrounded by HNNNNNGGGG other nurses all day. Not bad.
>>78103448
She did the same thing bro. Not trying to be a jerk but poli sci is a trap of a major and really doesn't give the kind of opportunities you are lead to believe. And once you get the degree you get pushed into shit like public administration. Start looking at HR or management roles, Best Buy is actually a good place with great benefits and discounts. While you're doing that try and get involved with the community (scout leader, community organizer, volunteering) in your spare time. After a few years of that either get a doctorate, go to law school, or run for public office. It's what my sister has planned and it's pretty sound imo. I have a b.s. in physics and only just got a job with it after being out of school for a year. The job market is hell.
>>78060631
Don't feel too bad OP. I was 25 when I started, I'm 29 and never finished community college. I wish I had.
>>78103722
Accelerated BSN graduates made up about 40% of our new hires when I was at UPMC, I'd imagine the number is higher now.
>People in work in Non-Profit
Man I could never do that, my internship now is in a non profit and it just seems so shitty.
>>78104135
Yeah, but it was the only thing I could really excel at in University, since Science and Math kicked my ass.
I am also looking into Financial and Budget analysis since that is what my internship is now.
>>78103431
Gyn Onc and I love my specialty because I get to operate 3 days a week and 2 office days, REAL emergencies are rare (obviously all the typical post surgical you'll get in any surgical sub) I start my day at 5am not married so I go exercise, get a good breakfast and I'm at the hospital by 6-630 depending on the day, once a week we round with the gyn and gyn-onc residents which is always awesome because they get all the scut work done by the time I'm there.
If it's a surgical day, depending on what I'm doing I like to start at 7am and usually end around 7-8pm, on call once a month and rarely get something that the gyn or resident on call can't handle
Anything ICU is a good lifestyle in the sense that your hours are always the same, but a bad lifestyle in the sense that you see a lot of death and depressing situations.
ER nurses are good also, fixed hours, good if you like the stressing situations
Personally not a fan of IM, so can't tell you much there.
My nurses are awesome, I usually deal with Philipino, Latin and the Odd american nurse and they're all awesome. I usually try to have the same team when I go into surgery that means I'll always have my surgeries with one on my partners+my OR nurse
So my best piece of advice, find some surgeon, become their best friend and we'll take care of you if you take care of my patients
>>78103722
>was incredibly high
Fixed that for you. The demand WAS high about 4 years ago, then everyone went to nursing school because they heard "ZOMG THE NURSING FIELD IS BOOMIMG!!!!!!" Then by the time they graduated all the jobs were taken by those that were graduating while the newbies were in school. It's caused the nursing field to become as competitive as engineering. The same thing is happening with teachers, a large portion of the field is retiring at the same time in the next 2-4 years, and in 4 years after that you'll see people graduating with teaching degrees not being able to find work.
>>78075138
>ban
you mean a warning, newfag?
>>78086507
Shitty job? Do you know how much truck drivers can make lol?
You're a fool, you stupid Italian wop.
>>78100856
>Just saying, I could easily get op a job at my hospital.
Yeah, maybe working the fryer in the cafeteria.
>>78062539
Male RN here. You couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Male RN's get promoted exceptionally fast. You'll be off the ward in 5 years and onto a senior/administrative position.
>>78104297
Non profits are indeed shit, but to really get into actual administration you'll need to slug through it. I wish you luck, but don't let optimism about graduating slow down your job search, the earlier you start the easier it will be. I wish I would have spent more time on it rather than coasting through my last semester.
>>78103431
Also, having a nurse I can trust and know will always have my back is worth a million bucks, to tell you the truth the reason I sleep at night after a surgical day is not because of the residents or fellows but because I have 3 nurses I trust 100% and one of them is always on call or with me in the OR, 2 are men, 1 is an old lady.
If you go into something surgical, you have to become one of these nurses, you have to be the surgeons eyes and hands literally, this will guarantee your position in the hospital. The hospital will always listen to a surgeon when it comes to surgical nurses.
>>78104951
Yeah my last spring semester is a semester long paper project with a group. Besides that and being a Graduate Assistant I'll have ample free time to spew out resumes
>>78062539
As I said before, I have 3 nurses on my team and 2 are men, both are in their 30s and they're the best at what they do, don't underestimate murses, as long as your the best at what you do, you could be bigfoot and I could care less
>>78104657
enjoy your ban is an oldfag meme
newfag detected
im a phlebotomist and im looking into going into dialysis am i screwed?
>>78083847
Yup
>>78061054
Some serious projection going on here.
Why do you hate your life so much?
>>78095695
I'd like to be a translator
>>78087601
good luck my man
Let it be known that you may always recreate yourself in this great country where each citizen is given the privilege to choose virtually any career path imaginable.
Right now, Community Colleges are the true saviors of education for any age.
I personally think every kid should just ignore the SATs and head straight to a CC.
Not only is this a more economical route. CC's tend to be "commuter schools"--meaning most of the student body lives off campus, which eliminates the popular college culture of frat parties, and a general liberal indoctrination on campus.
Another perk is that transfer students are favored over recent HS grads due to their familiarity with college coursework and performance.
With CCs you get: No distractions, less debt, and better education in the long run.
There is ABSOLUTELY NO reason to go straight to a 4 year nowadays. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE UNSURE OF YOUR FUCKING MAJOR
>>78104693
>Yeah, maybe working the fryer in the cafeteria.
Holy fuck you're stupid. Plenty of people go to school after working a few years.
Sure the average age of the uni/college crowd in 80% 19-24 but there are alot of mature students.
People don't give a shit about a lack of work experience in the field as long as your a recent grad. Also young people are fucking autistic and don't know how to talk without mumbling the shit out of everything. It's like they don't even know how to use words to communicate or something.
Like holy fuck, people under 25 are worthless.
>>78060631
>>78062539
>Be Male going into RN program.
>mfw I got in on my first and only attempt into a program because I'm not giggling-retarded and knew the best way to get in.
>mfw most of the females are salty as fuck.
Good choice OP, nursing is flexable as fuck specially if you become an NP.
>mfw Southern California has started a pilot program involving NPs with Paramedics in EMS to reduce unneeded patients to the emergency rooms.
>>78060631
>not serving your country and wasting haidjis in the sandbox
How can you even call yourself a man?
>>78117791
I've noticed that nurses are often pretty hot.
You're gonna get alot of female attention if your're decent looking.
>>78117791
What do you think about going straight to a NP program?
Is that possible? I already have a science degree and the program pre-reqs for a lot of the universities.
>>78060631
>mfw this thread.
>>78117923
You probably could but you would most likely need to have some anatomy and physiology credits, mabye some psychology credits.
Also one big question is: Can you handle working with old people? The 50-70 year old crowd is your chief demographic in healthcare.
>>78117836
Do you plan on going to college when you get to the world?
>>78118418
Alright did 4 years and OCS buddy, when I rotate back I'll be fine
>>78060631
>nursing
enjoy your mexicans and phillipinos taking your job
>>78118418
Everyone in the military, with very few exceptions, are the kind of people that would end up either homeless or in jail.
Not talking about the officer cunts.
>>78118268
done with A+P, Psych and AbPsych classes
I get along with old people fine. If it means I have to drain a old woman's puss filled with pus... then I'm not sure. I guess there's perks.
I'll need to do some shadowing first before I have an idea if I could.
>>78060631
When are you transitioning?
>>78118521
You're confusing nurses with personal care aids.
Nurses have to be certified. No hospital in the world is going to risk a giant shitstorm of a lawsuit.
>>78118539
>Canada
>The military of "if you kill your enemies, they win"
>>78118731
You can fuck right off. Our infantry are world class.
>>78118731
Are you an actual afghani or just a proxyfag?
>>78097454
I just got into a nursing program and before that I was an EMT for a while. Found three things that help with coping:
>Know everything you can do and be the best you can be at it.
Arguably your number one defense. You can justify to yourself why you failed to save someone if you convince yourself you did everything you could possibly do and you can objectively prove that to yourself. E.g., "I did what I could given the situation now that I looked back. Maybe if her parents bothered to take a CPR class and knew how to properly buy her some time until we got there then she could have survived."
>Black sense of humor.
Number one reason for comedy is to deal with tragedies (hence why most comics are depressed as fuck). I found the people with no-sense of humor tend to not survive very long in EMS.
>Be professional and don't get attached more than you need to be.
Difficult at first when you're a rookie, but eventually you learn to keep your humanity down enough to not get attached to someone that went code on you.
All said and done, I gotta admit one will slip through your defenses eventually - its inevitable. But hey, better to grieve over one than too many.
>>78118779
So tough they high-tailed it outta here in 2014, after sitting on bases doing jack shit in Kabul. It must be nice riding off the blood, sweat, and cold hard cash of another nation. I like Canada, but don't put yourself out there as some elite fighting force, because your not. The only guys you had in ISAF worth shaking a stick at were the Canadian Grenadier Guards.
>>78118905
just a bored 0231 who just got internet access
>>78099226
>The family was huddled around us all, just sobbing and crying. I actually caught myself being reflexively annoyed that they were causing such a commotion. That was probably the moment that I realized that I had "changed," and not in a good way. Patients weren't people anymore, and while you still do your best to save everyone and provide the best possible care, they might as well be mannequins.
Hate catching myself having that feeling.
>>78097454
The true black pill: pediatric palliative care.
Fucking shit is the most depressing field on earth.
PRO TIP IF YOU'RE A MAN TRAINING FOR NURSING
You aren't being hired as a Nurse. You're being hired as de-facto Security. Male nurses are expected to deal with all the violent cunts that come in drunk, drugged or otherwise fucked up. It is VASTLY more important that you be physically strong and know how to handle yourself in a fight than it is for you to know shit about medicine as a male nurse.
When some dickhead off his face on meth and trying to tear his own skin off, that's your job. Don't expect the women to do it, this is why you were hired. When you've got to hoist some 400kg landwhale onto a Gurney, that's you too. Don't expect any help from the girls.
Male nurses are just security guards who can get fired for doing their job.
>>78119097
Hope all is well Militarybro
>>78119245
Not really, hospitals always have a dedicated security detail and alot of the time there happens to be an officer or two in the hospital.
Although as a male nurse you would be lifting heavier patients more than the girls.
>>78119245
>implying that's not the fun part.
>>78119453
One or two actual security guards don't mean shit on a Friday night when all the coons get rowdy.
>>78119363
Just dealing with the 120 degree heat in full MCCUU. Aside from that, not bad. Hold down the homeland for me!
>>78119236
>medical care for children with serious illnesses. It focuses on providing relief from the symptoms, pain, and stress of a serious illness
>>78119245
I have heard this from numerous different female nurses in various phrasings.
>>78119097
>just a bored 0231
Just wondering, do attack settle down or go up in Ramadan?
I was wondering because I would assume a bunch of hungry and dehydrated dirt farmers would be more docile (at least during the day).
>>78060631
Have had 2 sisters, a sister in law, and a few relatives all nurses at various times.
Trust me when I say this you'll be used as a work horse by the female nurses.
While you're an NRA you'll pretty much be a slave that the nurses can shit on at any moment and fuck over your future career
>>78112010
this...
>>78119722
Lol, its like babysitting children, honestly. They get cranky during Ramadan and feel like they need to kill/rape/molest more people than they normally. A few spikes in suicide bombings.
Think of it this way- Imagine you traveled back to like 600 AD, and everything was the same but EVERYONE you met back then had access to fully automatic weapons, explosives, TOW missiles, and anti-aircraft manpads/guns. Like giving cavemen a bunch of ordnance.
And that is the most accurate description of Afghanistan I can give you.
>>78119813
>you'll pretty much be a slave that the nurses can shit on at any moment and fuck over your future career
Both girls and guys are treated as slaves by the nurses. People trying to ruin careers isn't as common as you think.
My experiences with female nurses in a professional environment have be pretty good. Women by default are alot nicer to guys than other girls.
>>78061054
>>78118946
> No one is going to hire you at the age of 30+ with your lack of working experience.
Once you join the medical field, the jobs become plentiful. The medical field is lacking so many due to the lack of so many NOT willing to work in these fields. Likely due to narcissism, they are too selfish and dysfunctional. It's a field where you have to care and do your job correctly.
Any field where work and manpower is actually needed is a good choice for your main path in college.
The problem is people are often picking college courses which are related to jobs in the world that are not only over populated but highly competitive.
> Video game designer
> Liberal arts
> Computer Programmer
> English Major
For instance lawyers. Unless you plan to become a person who eats and sleeps in this field of study, just fuckin forget becoming a lawyer. It's not a job for the lazy and partial interested.
> Teacher
Unless you are the ultimate white male liberal cuck forget it. When I walk into schools lately half the teachers are asian, black along with a couple scrawny white liberal women.
>>78062519
>t. somebody that has never lived outside mommy and daddies house
>>78119946
Thanks for the inside view.
Hope you make it out of that shithole unscathed.
>>78101565
The real world is so shit that after bills and rent you only have a few hundred bucks to play with. And chances are your gonna need to spend a good chunk of that just to get through the grind and not go insane.
How much money do you think that add up to in the bank over a year? Jackshit.
Why bother? The financial collapse/World War 3/Race War is coming anyways.
>>78060631
Can anyone tell it to me straight, if you want to date girls and you say you are a nurse, are you redflagged and its gonna make her dryer than a desert?
Its what is putting me off nursing just can't afford to screw up my life worse, I still hope to taste the vaginal jew someday brehs.
>>78064697
kek @ that gif
>>78120656
learn to invest. i made out like a bandit after the microcrash in january.
>>78118569
I'm doing nursing too
I'm going to get my CNA licence first, then going to do my prereqs for the program. I already work at a hospital lab but hospital labs are pretty dead-end
>>78120780
>tfw my life choices will never be dictated by pussy
Feels good man.
Thank god I'm not a cuck like you
>>78120950
I don't have enough capital to throw enough dough around to make anything decent and I don't want a margin account.
I also realized that I don't have the skill or mentality to day trade. I only had to lose $200 to learn that lesson though so I guess I learned cheap.
I'm just gonna be working poor with a decent computer. I guess it's better than 85% of the world.
>>78118946
Cop reporting in to back up the black humor thing. Cops and especially EMTs have the darkest humor. Me and an EMT got in trouble once for cracking jokes about a "stiffie", not realizing there was a family member nearby.
>>78121171
There's no such thing as skill with day trading. The amount of volatility is too high and you're essentially gambling. Ask any seasoned investor and they will tell you the same.
>>78120780
You have a fuck ton more to worry about than what job you have, with that attitude.
>>78120986
CNA is worthless for going into nursing. It is 40 hours or so of cleaning up after patients, making beds, and bathing them. Yes, nurses have to learn that too, but they actually have the whole medical portion as well. A lot of places train CNAs for no money because they get free workers in the ever revolving door of people who will clean up shit.
Also, you aren't licensed as a CNA. Only nurses carry licenses.
Good goy,
Does the community college you attend mandate taking the "diversity" class out of the numerous catalog list of diversity courses for required credit to graduate?
Salt Lake Community College is insane with its exhausting list of diversity requirement catalog listing to choose from, all insanely anti-conservative and anti-white.
Here are the proofs for lulz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zrRzpJd3-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rWBCEg4wE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6kZoovaOw0
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVbxDrSZ-bfJALhumr5ey_Htgf2rIQ4_1
Jesus, they are abnormally obsessed with race and gender identity.
Fuck SLCC, former 3-semester student here.
>>78121171
google "robinhood investing"
i started with $300 and now have $11k in my trading account
>>78121396
Yeah that what I thought. I promised myself never to do it again.
>>78060631
I'm doing this same thing but I'm 33. This thread has made me feel a lot better.
Taking a microbiology class with 20 women has already made me feel like a genius. The sheer amount of class time taken up by students literally just whining about the class itself is absolutely staggering.
>>78121529
Lies. You need to throw around at least 3k to make a $60-$80 profit on a trade.
Should I drop out of Accounting to become an Electrician?
