What is the fastest way for a white Christian male from Germany to emigrate to the US?
Pls, I will do anything.
>>78058450
get student vista
live here for a bit
join the military
Enter the US as a tourist and just don't leave the country anymore.
Marry.
Is there not some kind of underground market of people who sell themselves to foreigners?
Stay and vote for the AfD, we need you here
get really tan and come here through mexico
>>78058817
Gay marraige is legal now...
We should set up a pol immigration market.
>>78058450
Get a fake marriage
>>78058450
>Germany is fucked even though our country is 95%+ white so I'm going to move to a sixty percent "white" country
Pay the right price and we can get fake gay married senpai a lam.
>>78058450
gay marriage
>>78059030
Yeah I'm not sure what OP is going for here
There's no work for migrants outside of really brown areas there
>>78058450
You do know that Trump is over here right?
Wonder why its so fucking difficult for whites to move to the US..
You can marry me. Gay marriage is legal, we don't have to actually be gay! Just "In Love". You'd need to get a job to pay my rent as I lean back and enjoy the NEET lifestyle but let's be honest, if you married a woman it would be the same thing.
>>78059030
I'd rather 60% white and an assault rifle than 90% white and unarmed.
Why would you want to move to the US? That's like just trading one pair of shackles for another.
>>78058450
Dye your hair black, get a spray tan and brown contact lenses, learn Spanish and come across from Mexico.
>>78058450
Student visa.
learn spanish
travel to México
cross the frontier
profit
>>78059385
Shoo shoo degenerate
>>>/lgbt/
>>78059403
This cunt understands. That 40% of shitskins is far less likely to bite when you're armed.
>>78058450
Join the military, seriously, my aunt was an illegal immigrant and she became a citizen by joining the navy.
>>78059372
It's not anymore harder than it is for spics legally. Except spics have on the ground contacts (so many of them there already) but most importantly they're coming from desolate shitholes and living as the lowest of lower class in USA is an ok trade off. Leaving a cushy 1st world middle class life to live like a bum in another 1st world country just isn't worth it to most people
>>78059403
You can get a weapon license in the EU. It just takes more than a trip to the local supermarket.
>>78059736
>Join the military
Don't you have to be a US citizen in order to join a branch of the USA military ? Or do they hire any retard with 2 legs and 2 arms ?
>>78059736
I love how Trumpfags will ignore that she was an illegal immigrant and won't say anything about it.
People who spout the 60% white meme don't get the real issue, which is our Orwellian nightmare going on and the staggering amount of leftists that make up our population.
USA and maybe Switzerland and Czech are the only good places for right wingers or libertarian leaning folk.
There is no point in trying to convert or save the sheep when you could just fly with the eagles.
Of course this might change if Hillary should win but US will still be better off for a while because of 2nd amendment
>>78060447
You must be a permanent resident aka have a greencard but maybe you can fake it idk
Sham gay marriage.
>get a tourist visa
>overstay to become an illegal immigrant
how do you even get a job this way? or do you have to work like the mexicans and do cash in hand gardening and shit?
Fake gay marriage is not an option, because I'm pretty sure in most cases I'd still have to suck cock.
>>78058450
>United States
>allowing white Christians to immigrate
>>78062276
Find a trap
40% chance they kill themselves anyway
>>78059736
She needs to go back.
>>78060058
Austriafag knows what's up.
>>78062276
Not if you pay some chick which is the easiest way. How badly do you want it? I'm sure you'll find takers for 10k or even less
>>78058450
I'll gay marry you but ONLY if you have MONEY.
>>78058800
This tbqh
>>78058450
Marry a US service member in Deutschland and become a dependa. Gay marriage is legal in the military now
I'd let some yuropoor marry me then divorce a month later desu nohomo
>>78060058
It's not the same
Everything must be registered and shit
Gov knows exactly what you got
Also no carry except in Czech
>>78063170
Seems very high risk. You gotta stay married for a while and what if she flunks out or then divorced you for half your shit?
Gotta make a prenup and pay only once you got the greencard
>>78058917
This.
Get a spray on tan and some shit brown contact lenses.
Only speak Spanish when crossing the border and such.
>>78058450
Move to Mexico
>and start working on your high jump
>>78061575
It's not a meme.
And if you disliked the European left with muh refugees you will absolutely hate the American left with muh refugees, muh white privilege, muh rape culture, things we still don't have here thankfully
>>78062625
No she doesn't she's American now, and has served nearly 20 years. She's what all immigrants should be like.
>>78060646
Kek, mfw she is conservative
>>78060447
Nope, you don't need to be a citizen
>>78058450
marry a fag you fag.
u.s.a is the last place anyone wants to be
It's literally no better here. I don't know why you eurofucks want to come here so badly.
fleeing to the U.S is a pipedream unless you have contacts
>>78063933
You still didn't get the point.
We will get the exact same shit here but our gov is already more oppressive and we have no way to resist.
The US is also way larger. You could move to some flyover state and literally never see a leftist or minority again.
As long as the 2nd amendment survives the US will always be better.
>>78060447
That hasn't consistently been the case.
I think the Army and Navy let people with permanent residence join. Maybe Marines, too. Every Airman gets a security clearance, though, so citizenship is necessary.
>>78060646
>German illegally immigrates and joins the Navy
>Mexican family immigrates and lives off the state, fucks with the economy, etc
See the difference?
>>78061575
>White and SJW
vs
>60% White and Free
Yeah we getcha Hans. You might want to try doing the Canadian to US migration path like Elon Musk and just deal with Cuckdeau for a while
>>78064812
Isn't your media blatantly censored by your government?
I get sympathy pains for Germany, but I dunno what you guys can do.
>>78065059
We have state media that is basically propaganda, and the free media is the same shit.
I wouldn't call it censored, but inconvenient facts just get [omitted].
Idk what we can do either. Maybe vote AfD but I personally think the amount of leftists is just too damn high.
>>78058450
For $50,000 and rent I'll marry you and pretend to be married until INS fucks off. Which if you're white won't be too long. If you're black we're fucked
>>78065725
How much rent? Where do you live?
>>78065725
WTF, for 50k I can pay a fucking escort to marry AND fuck me.
>>78065725
>>78065949
>Gay rightwing union inc
>>78065949
Kansas City area. 985/mo. Townhouse tho it'd be nice to upgrade.
>>78066084
Yeah but I really need 50,000
>>78066126
Perfect
>>78061575
>libertarian
kill yourself commie
>>78066559
How long would it aproximately take to get the greencard?
>>78067232
>libertarian
>commie
>a fucking leaf
You know what to pick
>>78069030
libertarians are indifferent to race just as commies, both are rooted in appeasing the wants of the individual at the cost of whats best for the nation and race
>>78058450
America doesn't need cowards unwilling to stand up for their own country. Yours is a simple fucking problem to fix and you have no idea how shit it can be here.
>>78059372
Not really hard 150k per year for H1B visa an extra 50k if you have graduate degree. The only hard part is you have to apply for job and those visa go in about 2 weeks after the start date. So small window each year.
>>78060646
I don't have a problem with immigrants from Germany, legal or illegal. I do have a problem with immigrants from Mexico, legal and illegal.
>>78058450
Idk Germanybro, but good luck. The US will be stronger by having more immigrants.
Idk why you would want to leave, though. Germany is also cool. I was in Bavaria for a couple months as part of a study program. It was great.
>>78058985
Bring in the Trump voters before it is too late.
>>78058817
It's a pretty common thing for Mexicans. I knew a Chilean woman who married this gay Colombian in the US in order to get papers and then divorce to bring her family to the US.
>>78069030
In my experience, it varies from a month to a few months based on the time of year and the nationality/background checks. In the 90s my uncle married a Russian and I believe it took like 5 days. But these days who knows
>>78077805
Oh wow that's way shorter than I expected
I always thought it would take at least 1-2 years ..
Let's say I get a student visa and after a few months I get married. That's not even suspicious right?
>>78058450
Military service.
>>78064175
>north korea
This is fake.
>>78058450
Be a rocket scientist in 1945.
>>78078197
I'm sure they would still dig into it given the current levels of hysteria. And that's the time it took back then to get just the GREEN CARD/visa. To get citizenship takes a few years, even if you were already on that card and got married. To my understanding most of it concerns paperwork
>>78060058
Except you can literally only get bolt action 22s, and the government puts a tracking device in them.
Meanwhile I just finished an unserialized AR in 5.45x39
>>78059403
Don't forget that 20% of non whites are whitewashed. Yes, they have dark skin but you can tell they want to be white.
>>78059627
And when 40% becomes 60%, you will be cucked by Democrats forever and they will work double time to remove the 1st and 2nd amendment.
>>78058450
convert to islam and paint your skin brown, Obama will send you a visa within 24 hours
Marry an Amerifat...brick thighs and all.
Who do you want to marry...an American woman...or fuhrer trump?
>>78058450
marry an american girl i guess, flirt with tourists and shit like that
Are there dating websites that feature men or women from one country that want to meet men or women from another? I'm looking specifically for countries in the west (North America and Europe).
I looked around but didn't find anything exclusive.
>>78058450
>emigrating to a country with a nigger president that has invented SJW terror and is waging a war on 'white privilege'
I hope you get what you deserve, I hope they fucking kill you in the streets
>>78090333
>getting killed in the streets
Oh, you would know all about that...wouldn't you?
>>78059030
It doesn't matter how many whites you have when most of them are traitorous cucks bong.
>>78058450
>Christian Male
>Germanistan
Nice try Omar Mohammed.
