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You're walking down the street and this gentleman hands you a "Vote Remain" flyer. What do you do?
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>>78054343
wonder how he got out of prison
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>>78054343
*unsheathes katana*
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Ask him what the fuck is he doing in Colorado
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Call the cops and wonder why this psycho is shilling remain in the us of a
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>>78054343
'wow thanks mate, I'll be sure to vote remain now!'

Then I'd hurriedly walk along and hope he doesn't hurt me.
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Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in Belmarsh Prison.
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*unzips dick*
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>>78054437
>>78054440
>>78054466
>>78054534
>>78054621

These responses HAHAHA
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>>78054343
I vote remain
But I don't have to like it
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>>78054343
looks like I'm a #cruzmissile now
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>>78054437

Good behaviour.
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>>78054834
Stop stealing American memes.
You always complain about America but can't even come up with your own dank memes.
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>>78054343
salam brother
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>>78054343
mano e mano
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>>78054343

Knock him to the ground, urinate on him, then crush his fucking skull.
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>>78054343
Wipe the blood off it
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>>78054343
Roll a watermelon down that street behind him.
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>>78054343
I tell him "I'm already going to vote remain, but thank you anyway"

God Bless the EU.
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>>78055248
W-we have memes, too
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Be'h? Beth ty'n 'weyd?
So fyn' gall.. na..na.. dwy'n fynd.
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>>78054343
Remain in what? Why the fuck is he in Indiana?
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>>78054343

Wondering why I'm seeing a black man in the north of scotland
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Ignore him and keep walking, same response as every other wacko handing out flyers on the street.
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>>78054343
Costa Rica can into EU, we finally white
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>>78055248

that is a very good and well written point! I guess I am a #cruzmissile now
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>>78054437
>implying muslims go to prison in bongland
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>>78054343
Pull out my CCW and put a mag full of speer gold dots center mass. Then I'd casually call the police, explain that he was threatening me with a knife and had blood on his hands. They'd show up and we'd high five and make jokes about the dead guy, probably talk about guns and ammo for a few minutes as well.
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>>78056578
>On 26 February 2014, they were sentenced to life imprisonment, with Adebolajo given a whole life order and Adebowale ordered to serve at least 45 years.
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>>78054343
I'll tell him what an awesome cleaver he has, and ask if I can take a look at it.

>proceed to go full "Vlad the Impaler" on him.
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These debates don't matter.

The Remain camp have created a Martyr out of Cox. The masses have called for it. We've lost.
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"You read my mind!"
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>>78054343
Murder him with a weapon.
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>>78054343
Take off my shirt and jeans and hand them to him.
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>>78056894
get out ahmed
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>>78056774
>condemned by Muslim leaders
Wow, very good. Sure is nice to hear about Muslim leaders whenever anything happens. Sure would be nicer if they sought out extremism in the mean time and tried to stop it.

That's what I hate about Islam. Their leaders are the first to bitch about their religion having a fucking PR problem but never actually do anything about it. We only hear from them when, rightfully so, people demonize Muslims
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>>78054343
I would tell anyfucking thing that I should tell to stay alive, i would literally walk on my eyebrows if he desires so, i would try to excercise 7 steps rule
and then I would try to neutralize him with gun i don't have because im European.
But I would point my index finger and yell:"Bang, bang, boom,click clock, strrrrf,pchooow,bowww."
You see how shitty is my imitation of firearm noise, i literally dont know how it sounds.Also, somewhere in that time period i would totally shit and piss myself.

I have fobia that Ill die by someone will cut my throat(totally unjustafiable, in hopefully just not in that part of the world where stuff like that is everyday ocureance).My other fobia is that great White shark will bite me, and I live 200 km from sea, but in that sea was never ever an shark attack, we maybe have those small sharks, but they are penis sized and they done
I honestly think that is probably top 10 worst ways to die
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would use this as inspiration for lifting.

next time, baby.
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>>78056769
>Pull out my CCW and put a mag full of speer gold dots center mass. Then I'd casually call the police, explain that he was threatening me with a knife and had blood on his hands. They'd show up and arrest me for racism, I'm sentenced to life-long in prison without a trial and I end up in a cell with a Tyrone raping my ass every ten minutes.
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>>78054343
I put sage in all fields, you thread-sliding cunt.
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>>78061203
>i know nothing about american gun/self defense laws
Kek.
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