RISK THREAD
>>78040363
>AIDS
>red
>south africa
>>78040363
>it begins
Dark Green
Thrace
Istanbul and west (the border of Bulgaria with Tureky and Greece)
>>78040544
>dem starting dubs
Also I wasn't clear, Thrace is the name, the region I begin is the border of Bulgaria with Greece and Turkey + Istanbul
Cyan
Cascadia
Start me in wes canda
>>78040610
Oh shit you were the green guy who didn't know how to play, right?
>>78040713
West Canada
>>78040746
Well, I figured it out, but I'm fairly sure the OP did a mistake (he admitted it was the second time he hosted).
Though this seems more complicated. Hopefully not too much.
Old risk mupdate gif >>78040701
>Trump
>Yellow/Gold
>Western US
>>78040363
Red
Nova Roma
Italy
>>78041265
Nap or allies? We can split the Americas, we both get parts of south america
>>78041366
Ally split
>>78041542
Great
>>78040363
Snowistan
blue
middle of Siberia
>>78040363
Army of Islam
Dark Brown
Iraq
>>78040363
Beijing
Dark Red
>>78041687
trips
>>78041766
>iran
>>78040363
>Gray
>Imperio Mexicano
>Mexico
>>78041839
>CHYNA
Moorish Caliphate
Morocco
Light green
Well, now
>>78041842
Thats enouh players OP.
is op even around?
>>78041913
op left abandon bread
>>78042163
Wew
>>78040363
>United Soviet States of Ireland
>Red if possible, if not anything will do
>Ireland
Czn someone host pleasr
>OP left.
>Your nation has been defeated.
>>78043026
>>78043026
OP if you don't preorder Skyrim Special Edition or start the game soon, I'm pulling the pin and killing everyone in this thread.
>>78043604
>>78040363
Shogunate of Macedonia
Japan
Pink
Alright I'll host this one if everyone who is still here replys to this post.
>>78044347
Here
>>78044347
Am still here.
First post:
>>78040544
>>78044347
Bean leader standing by
>>78044347
Here
look at the first few replies
>>78044347
Me.
>>78044347
HERE
look at the first relpy
>>78040363
OP?
>>78044347
Fine.
First post of:>>78044411
>>78044115
First post of>>78044453
>>78041842
First post of:>>78044463
>>78040713
First post of:>>78044468
>>78041886
First post of:>>78044545
>>78040529
>>78044347
>>78041316 Here
>>78044347
Greater Moldova
Moldova
Yellow
>>78044726
Thanks m8
>>78044347
Give me France
Whatever Colour
ARE NIGE
>>78045877
Fill Japan
>>78045877
Fill west canada spill west US
>>78045877
Fill UK
>>78045877
Fill in France
>>78045877
So first posts are always 5 territories? Damn, wasted dubs.
Move to Istanbul.
>>78044954
Want a non-aggression pact? All I want is up to the Danube, not interested further.
>>78045877
Fill Morocco!
>>78046003
Alliance?
>>78045877
EXPAND NORTH!
>>78046044
>dubs
Can you do Istanbul + rest of Bulgaria please?
>>78045877
Go north
>>78045877
Fill Qatar
>>78046087
As long as you stay out of the UK.
>>78045877
Fill Romania!
>>78046203
Chocolate bar
>>78046246
Sure.
>>78046254
NAP? Not interested in passing the Danube.
>>78046420
Of course, but Danube isn't even represented on that map...
>>78046303
God fucking damn it, it's BURGUNDY, not BROWN, you stupid Proto-yank
>>78045877
Australia
ANy color
Kushlandia Trading Co.
>>78046548
Ok unwrapped chocolate bar
>>78045877
Republic of Florida
Orlando
Teal
>>78046548
The Joke
your head
>>78046499
Well, you get the point, right?
Plus we can always ally when some big bully decides to take us on, as is usually the case in our part of the world
>>78046710
explain
>>78046873
The joke went over your head
>>78046670
Full
>>78047038
Darn.
>>78047135
You're in lad.
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78046716
Of course, let's do it. Maybe we'll turn it into an alliance later.
>>78047189
Fill all of canada spill US
>>78047189
MORE FRANCE
>>78047189
More UK
>>78047189
Fill Japan
>>78047189
INVADE AUSTRALIA
>>78047282
paliiiiiii
>>78047189
Go north,stop at the border, if able go south
>>78047189
FILL FLORIDA, THEN SPILL INTO GEORGIA AND ALABAMA
>>78047189
Fill Ukraine, spill Belaruse and Baltics.
>>78047361
Sorry lad, i only Palis that are above 3 digits, makes it more fun.
>>78047189
Fill Spain.
>>78044347
>>78047189>>78045877
>>78044347
FUCK I WAS LATE
CHINA HERE
Expand from Beijing
>>78047465
Good player.
>>78047189
Expand south
>>78047189
Fill the rest of Greece and the rest of my points spill in Yugoslavia
>>78047407
>1 off of a seven digit pali
how bad does that feel? damn.
>>78047873
You should have been at the match last night. Someone seriously got an 8D pali
>>77977977
>>78047873
I've played too many of these games to feel disappointment. It is a natural thing.
>>78047189
EXPAND
>>78048003
>night
That was early morning yesterday
>>78048110
Not early just morning
>>78047346
FUCKIN NIGGERS
>>78048110
No it wasn't. 21:16 Does that sound like morning to you?
>>78047550
too late lad, sorry.
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78048254
It was early for me
>>78048279
Fill canada
>>78048279
Finish UK, spills to Scandinavia.
>>78048279
Fill Japan, spill Korea
>>78048279
GET TEXAS, SPILL INTO CUBA
>>78048279
KIll Niggers
>>78048279
Fill up Mexico, then go south
>>78048279
You didn't take my roll into account I believe -
>>78047586
Spill into yugoslavia with this too
>>78048279
ATTACK THE BROWN GUYS IN AUSTRALIA
>>78048291
>Lives in Vancouver
>Pacific Standard time is 3 hours behind Eastern time, which servers use
>>78048279
Fill Ukraine, spill Belaruse and Balts.
>>78048351
Fill UK*>>78048279
>>78048279
Keep filling Spain.
>>78048611
FRANCE
sorry lad
>>78048644
If spills fill Portugal.
>>78048573
Hongcouver*
OP, I'm going to dinner, can I roll now for the next turn because I will miss it more than sure.
If you can, count this roll. Belaruse, Balts, then Russia.
>>78048562
Fuck off merkel
>>78048754
NAP? I have no interests in anything north of the pyrenees.
>>78048883
Bring your food to your pc
>>78048955
Sure thing.
>>78048975
I have to take it with my parents... Only 15 minutes!
>>78049005
Good to hear.
>>78048929
Goddamn android
>>78049024
>parents
>>78048883
Just hurry.
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78049342
Fill alaska, then the rest of canada and east america
>>78049342
Scandinavia.
>>78049342
Stop the spread of aids in Australia
>>78049342
Fill Korea, spill eastern Russia
>>78049342
Cover Turkey
>>78049342
More France
>>78049342
If we can, take the Four Corners of Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado.
>>78049435
>russia
Why
>>78049342
Fill Portugal, go to Algeria/Lybia.
>>78049491
My bonus is requires me to take it, sorry :(
>>78049342
DESTROY THE BROWNS IN AUSTRALIA, SPILL INTO MADAGASCAR
>>78048553
Muh roll>>78049342
Keep going south, if you count my last roll i have a +4
>>78049599
China has bigger bonus
>>78049707
I think I need Eastern Russia to get the +4 bonus
>>78049780
China is +8
>>78049824
So? Russia is easier to take
>>78049922
Russia has less bonus
>>78050034
You just take North America, ok? I won't intrude
>>78049342
I'm back!
Finish Ukraine and Belaruse, spill Baltics.
PLEASE ADD YOUR BONUS' TO YOUR TRIP
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78050430
Fill Eastern Russia, spill CHYNA
>>78050430
Fill west US then fill east Canada and east US
>>78050430
Finish off France. Spills to Netherlands / Germany
>>78050509
SO GODDAMN CLOSE
>>78050559
Belaruse and Baltics - you got it.
>>78050430
Keep killing aids
>>78050430
Fill Algeria/Lybia.
>>78050430
Keep going south
>>78050430
Fill Scandinavia
>>78050430
Spill more turkey
Will add bonus in a sec on phone
>>78050430
INFECT THE BROWNS IN AUSTRALIA WITH AIDS
>>78050625
>>78050750
Get infected with AIDS
>>78050430
Go up Northeast into the Carolinas.
Nova Roma is now removed.
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78051567
Fill current region and move to Egypt.
>>78051567
fill east US
>>78051567
Finish Turkey and then onwards and upwards onto the rest of Yugoslavia (towards Italy)
>>78051567
Fill Eastern Russia, spill mongolia
>>78051567
Fill in Germany
>>78051652
Bonus man, come on.
>>78051567
kill aids
>>78051567
Fill Scandinavia
>>78051567
Spread to Russia.
>>78051567
Go down into South America and take Brazilian coast.
>>78051652
What do you think about an NAP?
>>78051567
RAPE THE BROWNS AND INFECT THEM WITH AIDS
>>78051708
I just noticed I actually have Greece, don't I
>>78051567
Fill northern south america(Colombia), if able go south west(Peru)
>>78051829
Are you planning on taking Rome?
Cause I need JUSTICE 4 SPARTACUS on that shit.
I can concede the lower parts and the islands though, if you like.
>>78051994
No interest in Europe, but I'd like to take the middle east.
>>78052110
Hey, I got Turkey as a buffer and we can figure it out later so knock yourself out. By then the map might have changed so that we might want an alliance.
NAP is fine with me for now.
>>78052395
Nice, you can keep Turkey if you want.
Im going to host in a few hours what map to use
ATTACK THE BROWNS, SPILL INTO MADAGASCAR
this is my roll for the next turn as I won't be here
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78052727
Nuke Eurasia
>>78052565
>Turkey
The only thing I like about Turkey is dates and coffee.
Their tea is based too.
Though I do like having Tsarigrad.
>>78052782
Fill Mongolia, spill China
>>78052782
Fill the rest of Yugoslavia and spill onto Italy
>>78052754
Not counting it, roll here
>>78052782
>>78052841
Pardon, different bonus
>>78052782
East US
>>78052787
Psot it
>>78052782
We've got to get Brazil. Keep filling the Brazilian east coast.
>>78052782
Fill Skandi, spills to Greenland and Rossoiya
>>78052787
Fill in Germany
>>78052841
NAP?
>>78052782
Fill Egypt, go to the arabian peninsula.
>>78052899
Spill east canada
>>78052782
Try to finish that Russian region I have started. Spill Central Asia.
>>78053001
I'M OUT OF THIS GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78052782
Take back Australia
>>78052936
>NAP
Does that mean I can immigrate to your country and get muh benefits :^)
>>78053046
What
>>78053092
Look at the numbers from the roll.
>>78052782
Attack Florida and get the rest of the northern south american territories and attack the Bahamas
>>78053065
You'll have to wait 'till Thursday for an answer lad.
>>78053211
Get the rest of the Caribean islands,spill through their brasilian territories>>78052782
>>78053216
Afraid it's a no on the NAP.
I want to be friends with the commie Irish and idk what their ideas to you are.
>>78053519
Nap?
>>78053601
Agreed
>>78053535
Speak clearly you Belgian paedophile
>>78053674
Excellent
>>78053674
>>78053720
Welp. Time for the Republic of Florida to croak.
>>78053535
They're my allies.
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78053680
No NAP, cause I want to offer an alliance to the Irish, possibly.
Can't be clearer.
>>78053957
Get middle Russia, spills southwards from there.
>>78053864
I just want southern terrotories...
Should have consolidated your northern...
>>78053957
Annex Brazil
>>78053957
Fill central US
OP fuck off go to europe dont come to canada
>>78053957
Finish Egypt, take arabia.
>>78053957
Give me Germany
Give me France
Give ARE NIGE one more chance.
>>78053957
Spill further into Rome
Oh, didn't notice the alliance, my bad.
>>78053680
I'm up for a NAP then, I have no interests towards anyone else so I can afford to use up the last NAP/Alliance.
>>78053957
Spread to Caucasus and to Kazakhstan.
>>78053054
sorry I missed you, added, you now have (+4)
roll here:
>>78053957
>>78054181
Good to know you're on board lad.
Im gon host arisk in 2-3 hours which map to use
>>78053957
Evacuate Brazil, travel to Africa. Don't bother fighting Cascadia or Mexican Empire.
>>78054083
You can take Brazil.
>>78054181
Also updating bonus since I got Yugoslavia
>>78054361
That autistic one you love so much.
>>78053957
OP why havent I moved in the last 4 turns
>>78054370
After annexing Brazil
NAP?
>>78054426
too big will hurt my pc
>>78054479
Because war, also see
>>78054262
>>78054537
Sure thing. We should have an Pan-American Alliance/NAP Union after all, since we're all posting from our individual countries.
>>78053957
RAPE THE BROWNS!
I will destroy AIDS
>>78053957
kill aids
Spooky, scary feminists
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky, scary feminists
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these agender shriek
We're so sorry, feminists
You're so misunderstood
You only want diversity
But I don't think we should
'Cause Spooky, scary feminists
Shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their safe spaces
And just won't leave you be
Sexism or misoginy
Are shy, what's all the fuss?
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-neutral and pansexual
Spooky, scary fenists
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Opression and priviledge will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky, scary feminists
Will wake you with a boo
MUPDATE
ROLL
>>78055330
Fill central US
Spill east canada
>>78055330
Poland please.
>>78055330
Cut off yellow from Kazakhstan, fill Middle Russia and then Kazakhstan
>>78055455
weeeeeeeeeeeew
>>78055330
Invade Africa, Eradicate AIDS
>>78055330
Fill the rest of Italy
>>78055330
Get the rest of Brazil and Peru, then get south east territories
>>78055525
PALI
>>78055330
DESTROY THE BROWNS!
>>78055330
Fill West African coast, going south.
>>78055330
Finish current region, start taking western africa, where Florida is at.
>>78055330
I'm landlocked, I have no reason to play anymore.
I also hit bad digits.
>>78055487
>>78055455
+1 nuke, because of the Dubs/Pali
>>78055654
>access to Persia then to India
lad...
>>78055694
You need trips to get a nuke
>>78055694
siiiiiiick
