>about to board plane to DC
>no less than 6 snackbars in line with me
>none of them have carry-ons
Pray for me
>Next in line please
>My name is Muhammad al Jihadi, party of six. One way tickets please.
THEY ALL JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME AND CAME OUT AT THE SAME TIME
SHOULD I EVEN BOARD
>>78031945
Look like your going to meet Allah soon brother
>>78031945
Report any and all suspicious activities
Key factor is DC. This might be for real
>>78031367
Report them. If you see something say something.
>>78031945
Top lel
Allah speed anon.
>>78031367
They shout aloha snackbar during flight
You shout deus vult in response and commence with your attack plan
>>78032373
Looks like I'm not the only person who noticed something, some woman just went to tell somebody. Good thing it wasn't me, wouldn't wanna be labeled an Islamiphobe!
Don't get on that flight
>>78032590
You should back her up and corroborate. Strength in numbers. Post pics if you possibly can.
>>78031367
I'm going to be flying to Orlando on Saturday...God help me.
>>78031367
Let's hope they're Sikh.
SNACKBARS APPREHENDED, TWO AIR MARSHALLS CAME RUNNING DOWN THE TERMINAL
What's the flight number? I wanna see this shit live
>>78031367
>>78033060
Okay, fuck off
>>78031945
Rest well my brother
CHECK FOR ANY REPORTS FROM JFK INTERNATIONAL
>>78033060
Pictures faggot
>>78033060
Le le le le le le le XDDDDDD
>>78033060
lol
>>78031945
Relax, they were just performing the traditional ritual of fellatio before undertaking a journey
PICS OR BS
pics and flight number or fake
absolutely haram
>>78031367
Rip brother, you'll probably be forgotten.
Thanks for sacrificing your life making Trump and the Right grow stronger.
Try asking the plan. I learned arabic fucking your mother. Mohammed durka durka El kuffar London caliph ramalamb. Infidel 911 boxcutter Baghdad
>>78031367
Don't get on it.
Guys I've been stuck on the toilet for the last hour and nothings happening what should I do to speed things along
Post flight and cardstone dick, them we'll see.
>>78033525
Give it the glass ketchup treatment. Maybe your clumpy
>>78033510
1/10
>>78033525
Tell the guy that left you there to stop getting shit on the rim.
>>78033525
>literal shitposting
sasuga anon-kun
>>78033211
>flying from jfk to dc
Just walk you lazy faggot it's 2feet
CANT POST PICS, AIR POLICE TOOK ALL OUR PHONES AND WALLETS
>>78034099
So you're on your laptop?
>>78034099
BUT I CAN SHITPOST METAPHYSICALLY WITHOUT A PHONE
>>78034099
fuck off
>>78034099
Then how are you roleplaying without a phone
>>78034099
>>78034099
fucking retard holy shit
>>78034099
It was AIR PIRATES.
>>78034261
I BORROWED FROM THE AIR MARSHAL
>>78034099
>>78034470
Sage
>>78034470
>Different phone
>Same ID
Burger pls.
>>78032590
You better tell them what you saw so if they have bombs they can be checked and you don't die. It's DC su it's you, that old lady and a bunch of government worker cucks and blacks. Get aren't gonna say anything.
>>78034638
I meant I borrowed my phone back from him
>>78034470
>Jesus Christ, what's happening
>AIR MARSHAL PLEASE
>Sir, are you ok?
>PLEASE I NEED YOUR PHONE PLEASE
>O-ok here, do you need to call family?
>JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STINGY KIKE
>Why are you opening safari?
>what is a pol??
>>78034766
>Please mister Air Marshal can haz fone back so I can shitpost on le 4chan?
>>78034470
Yeah and my dad works at Nintendo.
ebin roll play OB
Can I please post this bread on /r / 4chan?
Good luck Air Traveler.
>>78033525
real talk- drink water
meme talk- coffee enema
This is op's dad, he died of dysentery from the mooslums. Rip
>>78032532
This post
>>78031367
Pictures, faggot
>>78031367
HAPPENING ALERT
>>78033060
Pics
