come play a game of risk
>>78023843
>Color:Black
>Starting area: Sweden
>Name: Niggers
>>78023843
Yellow
Iberia
Spain
>koningrijk der Nederlanden
>Orange
>amsterdam
>>78023843
Rome
Red
Central Italy
we gon wait for a few more people, kay
>>78024619
Why you not named your self Jeremiah Gottwald
I will never understand Orange boy
>>78024897
Sure lets hope people come
k lets start
>>78025040
Expand north
PS Count your own bonuses and points
>>78023843
St. Petersburg
green
>>78025040
Ukraine
Blue
Ukraina
>>78023843
>>78025040
The Coffee Lads
Blue
Constantinople
>>78025040
Take over sweden
>>78025292
name fixed
>Color: Green
>Starting area: Bulgaria
>Name: Slavia
>>78025040
If i'm allowed a roll this Turn take Hellsinki
>>78024998
Jeremiah is a follower Lelouch a leader but would have been a good reference to Oranje
>>78025040
Expend to brussels
>>78025353
and i've forgotten the bonus
>>78025391
He might be a follower but i respect his loyalty to his Royal Family
>>78025040
Fill spain
here it is peeps
>>78025833
take the wheat, and fill ukraine.
>>78025833
Keep expanding north
>>78025833
Make my way to Valencia, then expand south
>>78025833
Spread east and conquer Asia Minor
>>78025833
roll to take Hellsinki
spill to potato
>>78025833
Expand to Sofia and Bucharest
>>78025833
>rolled 2 got 3 points
anways Stockholm is mine
oy vey here it is
>>78026435
Continue my infestation!
>>78025492
True,
Maar ik ga naar buiten dus sterkte met winnen!
>>78026435
Take the 2 cities in the south of Spain
also why did I randomly lose 2 tiles?
>>78026435
fill Italy
>>78026435
Push west and push back the fucking Bulgarians
>Year of Our Lord 780 + 1336
>Bulgarians on rightful Byzantine clay
>>78026435
expand East to take Moscow and Yaroslav
>>78026568
ah coz if you got those you would be too big compared to other nations also you dont need them so meh
>>78026435
Oh snap its the ottomans
Thank god for dem 6s
Expand to border Istanbul, reinforce that place, fill Bulgaria
>>78026633
>>78026658
>dubs
spill to Nizhny and Riga too
>>78026435
Fill ukraine
>>78026763
Nigger where the hell did you get +10
>>78026763
10+????
>>78026781
cant roll twice :/
>>78026951
My bad, its plus 4 for me not plus 8
>>78026916
>>78026942
First time doing this, thought it was how much your roll is?
>>78027133
Your roll is added to the sum of the numbers next those cities you got
>>78027133
You have a +2 cause you have cities that give you +1 each.
>>78026951
i'm asking for my extra t's lads
>>78027200
>>78027206
So +2 then
And my roll was a 6, so that's 10 pts, so 12 total, correct?
here comes the choo choo update
>>78027322
Infest all directions
>>78027258
Correct.
>>78027322
Wait how the fuck did I get all that?
Either way, push back the Bulgraians by taking Sofia
>>78027322
take north-east spain
>>78027322
Wait, why did the turks get ALL of that?
Take Beograd and Cluj
>>78027322
fill Italy
>>78027505
>turks
Nigga I swear to God I'll stab your bitch ass
>>78027610
>Nigga I swear to God I'll stab your bitch ass
Sounds like something a typical kebab would say :^)
>>78027322
Take Nizhny, Riga and spill toward both Oil provinces
>>78027683
>Bulgarian horde shit slav scum
>talking about evil foreign hordes
Nigga get the fuck off my Byzantine land
anotha one
>>78028015
Take Tirana and reinforce the crossing of the Italian straight
>>78028015
Continue the infestation all directions.
>>78028015
Take back Sofia and expand to Istanbul
>>78028015
Fill Spain spill into Southern France
>>78028015
Take the fish and expand north
>>78028015
take Riga and spill toward Minsk and Kalinigrad
>>78028303
Ayyo yo Roma
Western-Eastern Roman Empire Alliance?
>>78028303
north towards Germany
>>78028453
Sounds like a great plan
>>78028453
>coffee lads
>kebab lands
>start as east as possible
>color isn't purple
>byzantine
>>78028621
>starting literally in Constantinople
>Bulgarians
>getting to complain anything about foreign hordes
Go fuck the Magyars, mate
>>78028784
Sure, but you ARE the coffee lads. Coffee originates from the turkish word Kahve and it's influence has spread from the kebab to the east.
Your only argument could be that you're ethiopian or yemeni, but, well, that's not much better.
Byzantines never had coffee.
>>78028880
Who gives a fuck it just a risk game
>>78028958
>complaining about autism
This board and specifically this thread are literally held up on autism
Coffee = kebab lands and Turkey
here it is ladies and gentleman
>>78029060
oke man calm down lets just have some fun
>>78029085
WE LOOK LIKE A PROPER TURD NOW!
Continue infesting in ALL directions
>>78028958
i can change your name to byzantines if you want
>>78029167
I think we should have a NAP
>>78029085
I would complain about how I got all that land, but I dont particularly care
Push east and take the Bulgarian land
>>78029085
I think I don't get the system, a 6 roll + 3 bonus means 13 points, halved by taking a city means 6 or something, shouldn't that net me territories to Istanbul?
Ah, well, I'll just post and hope for the best - reinforce Sofia, expand to Krakow
Ah well, I'll just continue
>>78029167
fill France take the wheat
>>78029222
Not mine there talking about coffee lads
>>78029085
Take Warsaw and Kiev
spill extra to voronezh
>>78029233
Sure you can be under the under protection of the might of Rome
Can i join as poland??
Testing mobile
>>78029312
ye ye accidentally did that lmao
>>78029475
take over as the Dutch and invade Britain
>>78029475
sure but say name color location
>>78029475
You might regret it, senpai
>>78029574
Id rather join as czech thinking about
give me any color and prague
>>78029536
Merchant, will you be my greatest ally?
>>78029752
I can't be much help right now
Both Rome's look to Dominate which is disappointing
i'd have hoped they'd fight and i can stay cozy in the north
>>78029085
Fill Spain, spill Portugal
>>78029536
what?
>>78030269
i was recommending Prague guy to do that since it would be the best position for him
here boys, feast
move west to nürnburg
>>78030597
Fill Portugal, spill into western France
>>78030597
Continue my infestation ALL directions!
>>78030597
Attack Czechia
>>78030597
Reinforce Wien
Take Southern Slavia
>>78030597
ahhhh get rid of the green border on Turkey
roll for Annexing Ukraine Wheat
>>78030676
you have +2 lad
>>78030782
Mean
>>78030597
Take Odessa
Spill towards Wheat
>>78030827
Care for a non-aggression then and let me take my ancestral lands? (lower part of Ukraine and that thing at the very eastern end of the map + sevastopol)
I can be a good ally against the Roman + kebab aggression
>>78030904
Sorry i cant let you grow
>>78031079
But i just wanna play :((
>>78031148
R.I.P Czechia
He only lasted 1 turn
>>78031148
i strongly advise you to fill (run) north
>>78031399
He will just keep attacking :((
still shipping em
>>78030999
>>78030999
>trips
fuck now my roll is wasted
sure thing, i have no reason to attack you
>>78031438
at least try ally with niggers
>>78031455
Ok I genuinely don't get this.
I got trips.
How did that net me exactly 3 territories and I lost ALL my southern ones?
I go very north very fast bye fucker roma see u later
>>78031505
byzant attacked you in the south
>>78031455
Fill space between me and Rome, spill into Britain
>>78031568
Don't my trips count as +34?
Doesn't that mean I should get 39 territories?
I'm not complaining, i genuinely don't understand
>>78031455
fill in south Russia and Ukraine
>>78031588
DUBS! also my bonus is 13
>>78031620
>+34
I meant 36
>>78031620
his attacks and your defense cancel each other out
>>78031822
Wait, what?
If that happens don't my trips win? Shouldn't I then hold my territory?
>>78031455
Attack czechia follow his ass to the end of the earth
>>78031990
Fucking dick
>>78031455
Infest in to germany and beyond!
>>78032113
Just playing the game
>>78032113
ALLY WITH NIGGERS
>>78032195
Fucking dick
>>78032339
I dont like niggers theyre ew
>>78032339
If he does then WW3 could start
>>78032370
Just an online risk game chillax and have fun
>>78032412
you poor stupid thing..
>>78032466
Nigga ur killing me i cant chillax
>>78032487
U serious? I dont even know if that mf will accept, i cant force an alliance
Good morning, any afk?
>>78032534
Im sorry just business you started in the place i wanted to expand to
>>78032586
Your only chance for survival now is probably Slavia
>>78032634
Dutch are afk
>>78032634
Dutch guys
>>78031455
I'm giving up, i don't think I understand how this works
Have fun lads
>>78032586
WELL THATS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO JUST ASK HIM
>>78031455
Take Budapest then keep pushing southern Slavia
>>78032646
Dont think he can survive slavia cant help him Niggers wont gain anything from helping him he is fucked joined a game to late and started in the wrong spot
>>78032687
OK nvm have a fun day :3
This ones pretty slow so ill just wait for the next risk.
also might host lateer this afternoon
>>78032687
cede land to me pls :^)
>>78032790
Before I go, can you just explain if I ever try again in future, what happened in my turn? With the trips? Like with the points and all?
Hey guys, I heard that Slavia left. Mind if I sneak in?
>>78032721
He wont accept so why bother lol
>>78032921
JUST ASK HIM!
Wow the borders are kinda screwed up now
>>78032912
Go ahead but tip take Dutch go to England best survival option
>>78032921
ok ur dead btw
>>78032912
sure
>>78032675
Actually ill just take dutch because im bored
OK! If someone attacks one territory of mine, I'm absolutely fucked!
>>78033050
Can i roll this turn
>>78033158
Byzzies are attacking you pal
also, add your bonus
>>78033237
nah wait imma post mupdate in like 1min
>>78033302
Kay
>>78033302
Merchant, since OP isn't responding and you seem to have played this before, can YOU explain to me?
This seems fun, I'd like to play it in the future
here ya gos
>>78033419
Swim to london
>>78033419
Push the Niggers back to Denmark
>>78033419
Take eastern Britain
>>78033419
Take Budapest and keep pushing Macedonia's south
>>78033419
Move north
>>78033526
bitch
>>78033419
Fill in on the last city
reinforce along the Roman border
>>78033385
best i can guess is from us both going after the wheat and him attacking in the south you didn't have enough
>>78033419
Attack the reich! Take all land if possible.
>>78033600
I didn't know you wanted Britain
>>78033504
forgot new bonus
>>78033686
Read post above, no where to go to
>>78033680
Dick move
>>78033588
>move north >>78033419 defend against and attack Macedon instead of my other roll
>>78033652
I had 39
I defended 0 territories and got 3.
You had 27
Isn't that still a +9 territories I should get?
>>78033739
But they are racist.
>>78033989
google reichswehr actually not even afflitiated with nazism at all
ei gois here ya go
i want to see niggers fight merchant
Rome fight Iberia
coffee lads fight Macedonia
>>78034243
Attack Niggers in Germany
>>78033989
>>78034243
leeds then north for oil, fish, iceland
Push to Kalingrad
>>78034243
Take cities between me and reich spill into Scotland
>>78034333
Kek wills it
>>78034333
want a NAP my focus is on the Niggers
>>78034243
Infest romans!
>>78034409
Yeah ok
does anyone want to op wars i suck at oping when wars are habeninng
>>78034517
Not on computer
>>78034243
attack Macedon
>>78034517
bring out ye olde calc.
guys idk how to op wars i dk what to count bla bla etc this is my second time oping and the first time didnt go well
>>78034696
but what do i calculate
>>78034721
>>78034721
Use calculator for easy wars. Roman roll - my roll = his moves.
>>78034721
Take the numbers of both people who rolled, If somebody rolls say 10 and the other person rolls 4 they person who rolled 4 loses 6 tiles
>>78034774
If Kimmy attacks Jong, kimmy's id gives him 50 points, jong's gives 20, thenlargest number wins. 50-20, 30 is the amount kimmy gets,
>>78034774
Did you play last night by chance?
>>78034913
yes lmao i was russian empire
>>78035001
Haha hello!
ok den everyone repost their war ambitions
>>78035039
Fucking survive
>>78035039
Just scrolls up and read replies to updates. Count my trips.
>>78035039
Destroy the Niggers in Germany
>>78035039
Infest romans!
>>78034243
Take Odessa
>>78035039
attack Macdon
ok i get it
>>78035352
>>78034788
im gonna host this in about an hour
benis :DDDDDD
>>78035739
wait no thats the worng one
>>78035739
what the fuck
take back britain
>>78035739
fail
>>78035739
ok here
>>78035739
wtf hahaha
>>78035718
That seems pretty based, but doesn't it become a day-long clusterfuck?
>>78035836
Reinforce all borders
>>78035836
Push to Lviv !!
>>78035836
Ahat the fucm? I should have more from trips
And i said take leeds, iceland, and the oil
>>78035836
Fill Ireland, spill Scotland
>>78035836
Keep Attacking Niggers push out of Germany
>>78035836
Take finland and the rest to infesting romans
>>78035947
once im out of germany, NAP?
>>78035718
Link it here and ill join
>>78035718
Give
>>78036150
i will
>>78036196
wait an hour
wew lads
>>78036471
Reinforce border w/ Merchant
>>78036471
Take the north sea oil and the fish
>>78036471
attack Niggers in Netherlands and Denmark
>>78036471
reinforce border with Rome and Macedon
>>78036471
Into north Africa
>>78036471
Take arctic fish and nordic fish, rest in to infesting finland and suomi
>>78035836
Take the wheat and Crimea
>>78035885
NAP, friend?
>>78037010
Sure
This is why barneyfags need to die
>>78037462
Why do you watch hub lol
>>78037496
I dont what is hub?
>>78037566
That's the channel MLP is on, at least in US.
anothaaa one my benises
>>78037602
Take Warsaw
>>78037602
Invade norway
>>78037599
I dont watch cartoons
