why is this clusterfuck of small countries the most irrelevant place on earth ?
why not just join together and be one big nation?
>>78019759
Yeah I can't possibly see what would go wr- OH WAIT
>>78019759
>why is this clusterfuck of small countries the most irrelevant place on earth
It's clearly not tho. And I'm finding it amusing that a Canadian is calling us irrelevant.
>>78019759
They tried that. A few of them joined together for a while. Didn't end well.
t. Croatian rapebabby
>>78019759
Pretty minor cultural and linguistic differences mean they fucking hate each other
They were white prototypes. And served as buffers for the West. Let's build a wall.
>>78019759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNxkMHChBN0
>>78019759
Eimai Ellinas
>>78019759
Population problems from eight hundred years of Muslim raiding and invasion.
Stability problems because of Muslim rapebabies.
Economic and political problems from post Yugo/Comintern policies.
Corruption problems from being Greek/Slav/Gaul rapebabies with basically made up national identities.
>>78019759
>i've never read history
>OP
just kill yourself already
Credit where credits due. Without these countries Europe would've gone full muslim 600 years ago.
Present day Brussels, London and Paris would have resembled Raqqa. Oh shit...
>>78019759
in the grim darkness of Balkan history there's only war.
>>78019759
Communism robbed them of heritage and financial independence for a long time. They need recovery time.
Hello I am OP
I have some balkan heritage and I'm probably a mixed race mongrel from the other side
Therefore I am a real Canadian
Now I decided to trigger a balkan shitstorm thread because they're awake and these threads are always fun
What should I write? Hmm, lets pretend I don't know every nuance between every relation of every statelett on the peninsula and play the ignorance frame, then let them bicker it out while I enjoy my 4 hours of popcorn and page refreshes
>>78020656
They already do, anon.
>>78019759
The main problem of that area of Europe is, it was subject to Muslim occupation for hundreds of years in the past and it marked a negative influence. Look it up. This area was strongly exploited by Muslims, they kidnapped into slavery half of the population of that area in the past. That is why this area is underdeveloped, because wherever Islam settles it stops the development of the area. Sticks n stones is all there is.
>>78019759
Because they all hate each other and they express that hatred through stabbing.
>>78019759
>why not just join together and be one big nation?
you can check the history yugoslavia and see how nice such attempts end
leaf us alone m8
Long Live Ethnic Albania!
LONG LIVE ETHNIC ALBANIA
>>78021141
Don't you fucking start diaspora piece of shit
>>78020656
yeah no. They got their shit wrecked by the mid 1500s and Germany plus spain teamed up to actually put a stop to ottoman expansion.
>>78019759
We tried that, it was called Yugoslavia, it didn't work out so well
>>78019759
Pretty sure most of those countries are at least 5 times as old as canada.
>>78019759
>Canada calling other countries irrelevant
wew
Btw Macedonia is the greatest country in the balkans
All other countries are ran by little girls
>>78021483
Serbian PM is a bigger and better thief than our Grujevski, so you're wrong.
Neocommies, radical orthodox turkrape babies and more recently radical islamists moving in from the middle east. It's a shithole down here
>>78021581
VUCICU P-P.. CARE
>>78019759
But Canada, you're a big country and you're still irrelevant
>>78021171
FUCK OFF GO DIE IN A HOLE
>>78021581
did macedonia have it's elections yet?
>>78021483
Then why do you pretend you are greek?
How to fix the balkans:
1. Exterminate all """macedonians""", albanians, bosnians and other turk mongrels
2. Unite the balkans under the leasership of serbs, greeks and croats
3. Leave all globalist projects such as the EU
>>78019759
>why not just join together and be one big nation?
they all hate each other because Aleksandar stole and fucked Nicolas' goat 600 years ago and never said sorry, so now semicentennial genocide attempts have become traditional
>>78020877
What the fuck is it with the paranoia of you Balkan niggers? If anyone so much as posts about a disturbing crop formation in Bosnia, you scream SERBS DID IT or TURKS DID IT. It's like you want to believe there's no neutrality when it comes to your bullshit.
We don't fucking care about your shitty ass country, I myself think your fucking flag looks like half of Arizona state flag. I literally know more about the state of Arizona than the entire region of the world you inhabit. Most Americans are like me.
Yugoslav is best slav
Are you fucking stupid?
The Austro-Hungarian Empire and Yugoslavia. Neither of them ended well and ended in war. Having different ethnicity compete for control of one political apparatus is a retarded idea.
>>78021956
kinda like the EU
VOTE LEAVE
>>78021737
Won't be any time soon methinks. Protestors and opposition want to make sure that current (and ex) government officials get put in the ground, while current party in power wants to urge voting because they have a stranglehold on the institutions and an easy way to manipulate public opinion (or flat out cheat). It's a massive shit-slinging contest that nobody fucking knows when and how it's going to end.
>mfw italian with arbëreshë roots
>>78019759
Old worlders are too dumb to understand how federation works, hence why their way of life is dying.
>>78021829
First figure out how to fix your own fucking shithole before fixing the balkans, sven.
>>78019759
>irrelevant
eyo bois
>>78022064
>>78022064
As long as Ali Ahmeti doesn't come to power
>>78019759
For some reason cultural groups with fairly minor differences fucking despise each other. It's the same thing in south-east Asia.
>>78020709
Warhammer 1.5k
>>78021483
borat?
>>78019759
No wonder Greece has a refugee crisis. Look how close those fucking islands are to the Turkish coast. Just sell them to Turkey and pay debts ffs.
i don't particularly get why you balkanian dudes hate each other so fucking much. literally every discussion becomes flinging shit at each other with the first reply.
why can't you just get along? :(
>>78019759
they were a single country before
but currently they serve as the buffer zone between turkey and europe
greece is the best country to live in the balkans, which goes to show how shitty the whole region is
Kosovo is Srbija die Albanian shitty.
>>78021777
I am a Greek
>>78021903
Canada flags and balkan interest = guaranteed diaspora muh heritage fags
Also fuck off bisbee arizona. Worst state
>>78019759
we hate everyone, because...history and stuff... personally I think that it's pretty stupid
>>78022459
Shut up hungry fuck
>>78022364
Don't you talk shit about my bro Canada, you monkey.
Also, you fuck off. Kindly, though, and in a civilized fashion.
>>78022185
Highly unlikely.
>>78022250
Hatred and alcoholism is what keeps us going. We can't outright hate albos because the west will bomb us, so we just hate each other instead.
>>78022289
Sure you are slav boy. I didn't know adidas made togas.
>>78022650
the other day i was listening to some
>beautiful bulgarian folk music
and there was a massive discussion in the comments with people from all over the balkans claiming it was actually theirs
i mean dudes
chill
>>78022765
I am a Greek
>>78022602
I'm an American
>>78019759
They were once thought
its called The Ottoman Empire
>>78023064
fuck you turkroach, we won't let it happen again
>>78023142
>fuck you turkroach, we won't let it happen again
we will see
>>78022864
Macedonia is Greek
t. Greek named Alexander (PBUH)
>>78023255
How are you Greek but you don't live in Ellada? You're some random burger..
>>78021483
based true sons of Alexander
>>78023142
assimilated mongol = hun
>>78019759
Because of WW1 and later the Yugoslavian wars which gave us the term balkanization.
>>78021659
How much do you hate croatia for taking all you beaches?
>>78019759
>why not just do something smart, productive, and beneficial to all?
because religion of peace, that's why
>>78021141
>>78021171
go away ok?
>>78019759
Literally caused the first world war
>>78023064
That's 500 years of perpetual rape and abuse dealt by the ottoman empire to the peoples it subjugated leaving them in a state of technological limbo and cultural stagnation. Yet the fucking niggers and other minorities of america can whine "muh slavery" and "muh colonialism".
>>78024111
>That's 500 years of perpetual rape and abuse dealt by the ottoman empire to the peoples it subjugated leaving them in a state of technological limbo and cultural stagnation.
we should have done that really, otherwise whole balkanlar would be turkish desu
>Yet the fucking niggers and other minorities of america can whine "muh slavery"
but you guys doing exactly same thing?
The Habsburgs send their regards.
>>78024111
>500 years of perpetual rape and abuse dealt by the ottoman empire to the peoples it subjugated
>i get my education from austrian books written in the 19th century, the post
>>78020563
>american national identity
>>78021171
>Praises albania
>leaves it due to being the biggest shithole in Europe
>>78021483
What were our sanctions on you like?
it makes me cringe how Bosnia and Herzegovina is cucked by Croatia
>>78019759
One single person from exactly that irrelevant part has introduced many things to humans:
>electricity
>alternating current
>radio
>x-rays
>phone
>wireless connectivity and communication
>the light bulb
Countless more
Stop arguing on 4chan and go read, you ignorant asshole
>>78021956
