ITT:
>The Crime Olympics,
>The Zika Olympics,
>typically Brazilian news,
>Brazilian illegitimate rights to refer to themselves as humans.
Not allowed ITT/to be ignored:
>Southern Brazil,
>Brazilians attempting to bash/bantz against any other country. Any attempt from Brazilians to offend human beings will be properly ignored, and its opinion discarded. Brazilians will only respond being informative and helpful to their human masters.
News:
>Spanish athletes robbed at gunpoint in Brazil — http://www.dw.com/en/three-spanish-olympic-sailors-robbed-at-gunpoint-in-rio-brazil/a-19275436
>Australian athlete robbed at gunpoint in Brazil — http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-21/australian-paralympian-liesl-tesch-held-up-at-gunpoint-in-rio/7528110
>Chinese athletes robbed in Brazil — http://chinatopix.org/articles/84661/20160428/chinese-athletes-robbed-in-brazil-ahead-of-olympic-games.htm
>Brazilian athlete shot in the head — http://en.as.com/en/2016/06/10/other_sports/1465585068_642635.html
>Drug cartel raids Olympics hospital in Brazil, frees druglord — http://news.sky.com/story/1714584/gunmen-free-fat-family-from-olympics-hospital
>Brazilian intellectuals find evidence Zika is getting worse — http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/zika-virus-outbreak/brazilian-researchers-find-evidence-zika-getting-worse-n572186
Warmups:
>Brazil beach robbery — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYh_l_taQ6I
>Brazil street robbery — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_ajbvDl0I
>Brazilians rape tourists — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCr4ku-_ltY
>Brazilian rape gangs — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzHGYfVL_0
Brazilian news channels/websites are removing all articles regarding the upcoming Brazilian civil war to happen during the Olympics, between the police and drug cartels. Drug cartels threatened to kidnap over 100 hostages, most of them being tourists. They're in possession of heavy weaponry, including anti-air guns, rocket launchers, landmines and other explosives.
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>>78018664
Somebody needs to start increasing the punishment for gang rape, like cutting off dicks. In China they once cut a nigger's penis off after he raped a Chinese woman, they didn't even need police. Should be an example for Brazil. You can't allow those gangs to control your lives.
>>78020113
It's usually worse than that.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=164_1412980084
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5c_1452307980
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5d_1446818509
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=070_1407415198
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=80c_1453504859
>>78020754
>Drug dealers torture and kill rapist
Drug dealers also need to be killed. The whole torture part is unnecessary.
Stop the hype. It's gonna be embarassing.
>>78021262
Human rights (despite Brazilian's questionable human nature) don't allow criminals to be mistreated in any way, let alone being executed. Police militias sometimes get the job done, regardless.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e64_1466121048
The real problem of brazil is underage girls posting lewd videos on youtube.
Brazil is greek
>>78018699
>>78021609
Could someone be kind and explain this shit to me?
>>78021770
Lurk moar
>>78021770
shilling and sliding.
>>78018664
>Brazilian intellectuals
I'm excited
>>78021587
why are you looking that up? for scientific purposes?
>>78024061
I watch it for the plot.
This Olympics seems like it will be a complete disaster. I can't wait.
>>78019549
You shifty nigger:)
I can't wait for all the people to start coming home from the Olympics and spread the love of our Demi-Goddess Zika-Chan.
>>78024284
I can already see it ...
>packed arena
>opening ceremony is about to start
>minutes roll by
>lots of chatter among the spectators, "where are they?", "whats going on?", etc
>10 minutes later
>loudspeakers turn on
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that the opening ceremony has been cancelled, as the entire crew has been kidnapped. Please leave the arena in an orderly fashion."
>the arena collapses like a house of cards
>>78018664
i cant wait for the happening of a lifetime that is rio 2016
i kinda envy you huebros, you guys will see it first hand
>>78018664
Let me guess, Marathon is through worst slums?
>>78021587
Give me some plox
>>78025028
No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.
The little head Olympics. Whoever has the most after nine months, wins!
>>78025028
https://www.youtube.com/results?q=funk+novinhas+anos&sp=EgIQA0gA6gMA
>>78025399
thank you spaghetti, I am now on seven government watchlists
>>78025399
Damn son
>>78018664
What went wrong?
>>78025517
Dude it's all legal.
https://youtu.be/3xIG_gl9hTo
>>78024827
They'll be using APC vehicles to transport tourists though, but as drug cartels are in possession of anti-air guns, rocket launchers and landmines, I don't see how that's gonna work.
This is probably going to be the worst olympics in all of history.
The state of Rio has declared bankruptancy and has declared state of emergency and civil disorder, there are literally not enough police, and even the ARMY can't take on the favelados.
Speaking of favelados, those guys have as much firepower as a militia army if not more, now talks of ISIS showing up to bomb this event is also going around.
Brace for great happenings and praise kek.
>>78025723
I just had this image in my head of football-games being played by players sitting in APC's and moving the ball around using sticks through one of the hatches
>>78021477
>Human rights (despite Brazilian's questionable human nature) don't allow criminals to be mistreated in any way, let alone being executed.
Yeah, sure...
>>78026497
>Police militias sometimes get the job done, regardless.
And they're allowed to shoot-to-kill if the suspects are carrying a firearm.
>>78026497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop
>Suicide by cop is a suicide method in which a suicidal individual deliberately behaves in a threatening manner, with intent to provoke a lethal response from a law enforcement officer.[1]
ISRAEL
PLEASE KILL LATUFF WHILE YOU'RE THERE. Or just fuck him up. God I hate that cuck.
>>78026497
He was doing his job, nothing wrong with killing some shitty favelados, what are you, pão com mortadela?
>>78026313
Or more like real life Rocket League. lol
>>78025911
Why even bribe IOC to get Olympics in your country ?
That is clearly a developed nation's job because they already got stadiums and infrastructure ready
We learned our lesson after 2008 commonwealth
>>78026644
Those two were trying to get away, not a case of suicide by cop at all.
>>78026616
>And they're allowed to shoot-to-kill if the suspects are carrying a firearm.
Not the case, also not a militia. That was a police officer during his patrol, and this was live on national tv, as seen by the "ao vivo" sign right there.
>>78026748
>He was doing his job, nothing wrong with killing some shitty favelados, what are you, pão com mortadela?
I never said I disagree with what he did, just disagree with this statement:>>78021477
>Human rights (despite Brazilian's questionable human nature) don't allow criminals to be mistreated in any way, let alone being executed.
Paralympic athlete robbed at gunpoint for her bicycle! IT'S HAPPENING!
>>78026644
Nah, that was a legitimate police chase, they were motorcycle thieves armed with a loaded gun. Suicide by cop isn't common in Brazil cause the population doesn't even have access to fake guns to incite an attack on police officers cause fake guns are illegal in Brazil.
O SUL É O MEU PAÍS
>>78027020
Everything has been posted on the main post. I don't think I missed anything regarding those news events.
>>78026837
Our commie goverment is super obsessed with the country and its image to the outside world, thing is that back then, the shitty crisis that the stupid govt was building up to was not evident yet, and everyone "muh Brazil can be 1st world country too" mentality hit, even if people are dying like dogs at the hospital line everyday.
SULPERIOR
>>78027100
>>78027479
Muita calma, meus irmãos deste Sul maravilhoso. O tópico é sobre Brasil e Brasil apenas. É para escancalharmos este país desgraçado chamado Brasil. Pé-fundo!
>Not allowed ITT/to be ignored:
>Southern Brazil,
>>78027100
>>78027479
>>78027780
Say, how is the economical crisis affecting the south? I heard on the news that Rio grande do sul is in a bad shape due to lack of funds, has that affected the average citizen in a significant way?
>>78028095
stores are closing everywhere, a lot of houses are for rent or sell. people in debts. i'm from PR.
but the government is fixing the streets and putting lamps on places that were dark before(probably because theres elections this year)
>>78028095
>>78028296
Deucher gave a great insight on that here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paxtOJSyGwQ
I'm from Caxias do Sul, the main problem we're having is prices skyrocketing due to inflation. And like what Paranánon said the smaller business are going bankrupt. That aside, it's a manageable situation.
>>78028296
Need to able to see the robbers before they shoot people on the street, nice funding idea.
>>78028296
>stores are closing everywhere, a lot of houses are for rent or sell. people in debts. i'm from PR.
>but the government is fixing the streets and putting lamps on places that were dark before(probably because theres elections this year)
Im from rural SP and can confirm this is happening in my city as well, they are spending money on building worthless improvements to the city such as pointless concrete sidewalks in the middle of the grass areas, leading to nowhere at all! They are doing landscaping and planting flowers and shit to make the city look good, which is nice but quite pointless and unecessary during an economical crisis.
Just goes to show that our politicians would rather ruin the economy further and get elected than doing what is necessary to fix the country and not getting elected.
>>78028640
SP is an exception. This is very much needed in the South, our streets are looking pretty bad and lacking maintenance thanks to pic related, and Deucher explained that very well in that video I posted above.
>>78028516
>I'm from Caxias do Sul, the main problem we're having is prices skyrocketing due to inflation. And like what Paranánon said the smaller business are going bankrupt. That aside, it's a manageable situation.
What about the job market? Here it is crashing hard it seems, businesses everywhere are firing a lot of people withoun't just cause, even larger companies are doing it, and none seems to be hiring unless absolutely essential.
Just graduated from UNESP in Biology and can't get a job anywhere, im considering migrating to Australia to work there as a microbiologist for the next 4 years while this crisis is going on, could make up to $60k-$80k a year, paid in australian dollars.
>>78028640
the streets are awful here so thats a good thing, but the fix is temporary. but it was put in a street near here some months ago and now its almost the same thing as before.
>>78028892
This is quite an outrageous situation, I have been to Parana for a proteomics course in FIOCRUZ, I did notice the city lacked lights and had quite a hobo problem.
>>78028959
>the streets are awful here so thats a good thing, but the fix is temporary. but it was put in a street near here some months ago and now its almost the same thing as before.
This is absolutely unfair mate, in our country we get over taxed everywhere, and yet they manage to convert those taxes into the worst quality services possible.
Meanwhile we are wasting our money paying outrageous salaries to politicians and to give to nigger states of northwest.
Northwest should get integrated into a single state to cut back on both governmental funding and political positions to cut back the worthless bureocratical costs.
>>78020113
As much as I hate the fact Chinese don't have a soul, I will say this: Chinese justice is swift.
>>78029373
>nigger states of northwest.
don't insult niggers, northeast is mutt and dont have a race.
I hope this country crumbles, and I hope that it happens soon.
Saved this in 2010. Brazil does not disappoint.
>>78029515
>don't insult niggers, northeast is mutt and dont have a race.
I did not insult the niggers, I just stated that they are niggers, and that every single one of those states contribute WAY less than what they receive as funding, the exact opposite situation that is seen in the south. Where do you think that money is coming from?
I was born in Santos, where the pre-sal was discovered, when it was announced we imagined this would bring great benefits to the state, but rather it was all sent to these worthless states that contribute with little to nothing to the country.
>>78029515
>northeast is mutt and dont have a race.
True, it fucking sucks. My city has a lot of Italians and Germans though, so I don't mind. Personally I am portuguese on both sides of my family.
Anyway, this is not about race, it is about economy and politics.
>>78028916
Regarding jobs, I think we're doing fine, at least here in Caxias. SP is clearly taking the punch when it comes to economic breakdowns so it's reasonable you're having difficulties finding a job.
>im considering migrating to Australia
No. I always tell countryside Paulistas and Cariocas to just migrate southwards. We need help with OSEMP and having fellow Nativistas fighting for the cause is going to be crucial to our success in 2017. While we might not be in our fittest condition, once we get rid of Brazil we're going to boom. There's also projects being worked on that will involve Uruguay, but they're haven't released much information on that yet.
Just come South and let's work this through together.
>>78029681
We all do.
Eduardo Paes here, ask me anything
>>78029906
>No. I always tell countryside Paulistas and Cariocas to just migrate southwards. We need help with OSEMP and having fellow Nativistas fighting for the cause is going to be crucial to our success in 2017. While we might not be in our fittest condition, once we get rid of Brazil we're going to boom. There's also projects being worked on that will involve Uruguay, but they're haven't released much information on that yet.
>Just come South and let's work this through together.
Sounds good, I plan to buy a small farm in a rural area and grow gourmet organic mushrooms, the South does have the perfect climate for that.
Tell me more about OSEMP.
>>78029906
>We all do.
That's not true, though. Commies, social-democrats, unionist cuckservatives, monarchists and liberalecos still believe this failed shithole has any hope of decency. Things need to become much worse so we all can secede.
>>78029835
>1269...
Good numbers.
>>78029906
By the way, I'm not sure about OSEMP but the Republic of São Paulo is a libertarian project. Is OSEMP unionist or libertarian? São Paulo has no hopes of seceding, first because commies would never let it and the metropolitan areas are full-on globalist commies. The south has much better chances but I'm sure it has more commies than São Paulo does.
Brazilianfags, I'm going to a city called Porto Alegro for a business meeting. Is it dangerous? Is it near Rio? What can I see there?
>>78030291
Balkanization of Brazil when
>>78030535
>What can I see there?
Niggers, lots of them, every big city is plagued by them.
>>78030291
If we secede Brazil will be dismantled entirely, and the odds are considerably in our favour. First the South, later MS and Goiás, then Northeast. At that point it's a matter of time before São Paulo kicks itself off and Brazil will likely cease to exist as a country.
>>78030535
You're going to Porto Alegre and don't even know the state you're visiting?
>>78030535
Porto Alegre is one of the worst cities in the country, it smells like piss and you'll get robbed by a bunch of Senegalese everytime you go out at night
>>78018664
The Rio Olympics are a good example of what happens when you let Brown/Black people run things.
>>78018664
>show roommate this thread who always talks about how amazing Brazil is and how it's not as bad as people say
roommate's response
>obviously it's not real. /pol/ is just trying to scare people
Lol wat?
>>78030535
no big city is safe no exception
>>78030632
Both Porto Alegre and Curitiba are neat. The only plagued capital in the region is Florianópolis tbqh.
>>78030535
Porto Alegre is dirty as fuck, better bring extra baguette packs.
>>78018664
>Brazilian intellectuals
>>78030833
>Curitiba
You mean the city that will have either Luciana Genro or Manuela D'Avila as mayor?
>>78030833
I pray to God you're being ironic
>>78030833
>both on top30 most dangerous cities in the world
>>78030786
>obviously it's not real. /pol/ is just trying to scare people
huehuehuehuehue, he seriously does not believe this country is a shithole? We live here and we certainly think so!
>>78030833
>The only plagued capital in the region is Florianópolis tbqh.
That might be true by our standards, but not for gringo standards, they are not confortable at all with niggers, any amount of them will trigger them.
>>78030954
>PSOl or PCdoB
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>78030872
>t. Carioca.
>>78030786
>Not having sex with your roomate.
>"He's a dude."
>Not having sex with your roomate.
>t. a literal Gaúcho.
>>78030786
As real as it gets burgerbro, is your friend a commie?
>>78030786
its worse than OP says
>>78030954
ta maluco filho da puta, isso ai é POA
Curitiba é de longe a cidade mais anti comunista do Brasil
>>78030786
Why does he talk about how great Brazil is, do we have apeaboos now
>>78024929
tfw we'll miss the runners being cussed at and being pelted with urine and spit and shit.
brazilbros it's your duty to bring that imagery to the world
>>78031172
é a unica coisa boa de morar na república de curitiba, poor people not allowed
how many people will die in rio? Give me an estimate, /pol/
>>78031240
The memes will be delivered, kek wills it.
>>78031064
>"He's a dude."
>Not having sex with your roomate.
Brokeback Mountain gaucho style!
>>78031195
>apeaboos
>>78031306
>república
>REPÚBLICA
>R E P Ú B L I C A
God I fucking love that word.
Are any countries sending their own militaries or police forces to protect their athletes or spectators while in Brazil?
>>78031421
Don't worry, they will have the undivided attention of the best cops in the country, these people don't fuck around, as seen in pic related.
>>78031319
Well like 100 people die there daily, so there's that
But foreigners i'd say around 1000 for the duration of the Olympics, most from tunnels and other structures collapsing
>>78031421
Russia and the US were thinking about sending volunteers if I'm not mistaken.
>>78031421
>implying we are as cucked as JP that allow other military to rape and kill in their own country
no our own do the rape and killing
>>78031666
We do the rape and killing in our country and in other countries as well
Get fucked Paraguay
>>78031319
We need to place bets on the body count. It didn't even start yet and there are athletes being killed already.
>>78018664
This will be the end of rio.
It will become atlantis..
>>78018664
>not Pain Olympics
>>78031975
6 million
>>78032255
Checked
>>78032078
>The end of Rio
>Implying Rio didn't end the moment Pedro II died
>>78018664
>Chinese athletes robbed in Brazil
How did the Chinese not kill them?
Please post some BR BR and aEHOOO gifs, BRos.
>>78025723
That blood, this setup has been used in gang warfare? Fucking crazy country you've got there my friend.
>>78032510
You don't know our criminals, they're some resilient fucks, only way to kill them is either running them over with a car at least 3 times or giving them a job
>>78018664
How are ticket sales for the Olympics?
>>78031563
>clearly some bored dumb poor teenagers
>the one in black is very insecure, he stands behind his friend, holding the pistol like a woman
>no lookout to the motorcycle they came with
>no lookout for cops or other civilians ready to fuck them up
1/10 1 for effort
>>78033259
Everyone refuding, including myself
Bought some tickets for the basketball games but none of the good players are coming so i'm just going to try to find someone to sell them to and then i'll go on a trip to the Arctic during the games instead
>>78033045
Yes. Criminals in Brazil are known for having weapons far superior to the ones used by the Brazilian military.
>>78031051
He was born in America too he just has family who came from Brazil and whenever he visits it's
>Brazil is so beautiful, more beautiful then America and have better women
>says he is considering moving there when he finishes school
>>78031105
I always assumed it was horrible but libtards in America use the whole >"HURR you don't live there, it's obviously just bullshit to scare people. There is good and bad parts in every country, stop speaking had about a country because it's not America"
>>78031195
The fuck is that?
>>78033718
>Funding corruption,
>not wanting the country to be shattered to pieces by the end of this current year to motivate secession,
>not using that money to fund separatism.
>>78031563
>the leftist asshurt in media if something like this happened during this, even if the athletes lives were threatened
I can already hear the pitter patter of cuck tears.
>>78033886
Brazil does have it's good parts, they're just extremely outweighed by the bad ones
>>78033886
Libs defend it because communists and muh socialism. You could see it plain as day in the headlines over the recent corruption scandals there. Fuck, our news had headlines that read
>BACK TO WHITE MALE POLITICS
They were this fucking mad.
>>78033735
Thanks bro. Was just checking around on Google and there's an Olympic refugee team this year. WTF?
https://www.olympic.org/news/team-of-refugee-olympic-athletes-roa-created-by-the-ioc
It might be just about time to put an end to the Olympics. It's gone insane.
>>78033918
I'm from Brasilia, what am i going to secede from
Brazilians are subhuman
>>78018664
>>>Brazil beach robbery — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYh_l_taQ6I
wow,
in europe, when brazil beaches are shown, there are white people and light tanned girls on the pictures, not so many black people
What are the chances the Olympics could be cancelled. How the fuck is the IOC not canceling this because of Zika, crime, poor finances, and a corrupt government?
>>78034914
The media lies, in other news water is wet
>>78034914
>Blacks
>People
>>78034224
>Hispanic when they are on our side, white when they aren't
Should be canonized into an actual term. The zimmerman law.
>>78035122
In America, water is Pizza
>>78035213
Who the fuck would willingly go to Brazil?
>>78036482
Retards who fell for the "muh Cidade Maravilhosa" meme
We get like 7 million tourists here a year and at least half of them go to Rio to get raped
Oh well it helps our economy so i ain't complaining
>>78028640
Are you me?
>>78027194
Having people robbed on the streets outside of venues and catching drug-resistant diseases from your waterways is not going to improve the image of your country in the eyes of the world.
>>78037445
Muggings happening in broad daylight getting caught by the media weren't part of the government's plan
These Olympics are going to be hilariously fucked beyond any and all hope of recovery arent they?
>>78033735
Let me guess, the gun laws for self defence and concealed carrying by regular citizens are very very tough?
JUST Olympics.
>>78038252
It's pretty much impossible to get a gun here if you're not a cop or live in a small rural town
>>78018664
This is going to be an extended happening. How exciting
>>78025218
Cassius? Is hitler there with you as well?
>>78018664
I love it.
The Olympics are going to be an absolute shitshow this year.
>>78018664
So, how brutal will the inevitable war between the favela gangs and ISIS terror cells be?
>>78039975
Favela ez, they can shoot way faster
>>78018664
I'm really curious as to how terrible the opening ceremony is going to be. What the fuck are the going to do? Is the entire thing just gonna be bunda, soccer, samba, and favela gangs?
>The ceremonies (opening and closing for the Olympics and Paralympics) will be low-budget productions compared to the ceremonies earlier in London (2012), or in Beijing (2008). The plans are caught up in the economic and political upheaval besetting Brazil. The country is mired in a recession, from both economic and political perspectives. Fernando Meirelles, the Brazilian filmmaker and part of the creative team, estimated that Rio will spend one-tenth what London did on the four major ceremonies. London spent approximately £80 million ($104 million at 2012 exchange rates). Meirelles stated: "I would be ashamed to waste what London spent in a country where we need sanitation; where education needs money. So I'm very glad we're not spending money like crazy." Meirelles further said that "high-tech" was being eliminated from the ceremonies. He listed drones, complex aerial equipment and disappearing stages as items that Rio would do without. The emphasis will be on the basics.
>>78027020
She is really lucky he didn't take advantage of her disabled state and tried to rape/kill her.
Jesus Christ. Somebody help this Olympics. It's going to be a nightmare.
>>78040119
Can't wait. ISIS will finally fifths group as savage and barbaric as they are.
Liveleak will be amazing come the next month.
>>78040711
*fighting a group
>>78018664
>tfw the country started a nose dive after germany raped them in Fifa and the world realized that without soccer Brazil is literally no better than an African shit hole
>Olympics are going to show the world how utterly pathetic and useless this country, her culture, and her people are
>>78040905
>tfw the country started a nose dive after germany raped them in Fifa
It has nothing to do with football, burgerbrains. lol
The country started to nose dive after Marxists took over the country 28 years ago.
I live in Brasilia, the capital. Ask me anything!
>>78043751
How utterly humiliated do you think your country will be by the impending shitstorm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglIHMAxv5A
>>78043984
Brazil is going to lose the little dignity it had before the Olympics.
I won't allow this humiliation.
Brazil is a great country. Seventh economy in the world.
While your countries smell like rape accusations and arab people, Brazil is growing developed and turning things around.
The only problem is brazilians like OP who want to ruin this country. Also the media that manufactured our economic crisis.
>>78024827
lolded
>>78044194
>Brazil is going to lose the little dignity
>Is going to lose
Você é legal, cara
>>78044955
>media manufactured economic crisis
t. graduando de artes cenicas/biologia
>>78040269
A lot of the indigenous heritage
A lot of the black heritage
None of white heritage
No offense to Rio but I can't wait for Tokyo 2020. That shit's gonna be awesome.
Rate Temer's presidency.
>>78026644
As we say here, they "suicided him".
>my father is Portuguese
>he has a Portuguese friend that married a Brazilian woman and they live in Brazil
>they come to America every six months for whatever reason
>I speak to them, they cook us dinner
>me and my dad get sick with a bad headache and a bad site throat for two weeks
Was it Zika?
>>78050314
Nah, Zika symptoms are fever, red spots and body pain and some other stuff.
>>78050314
it's hard to tell, maybe the food was rotten, maybe one of them took a shit before handling, say, your steaks or salad without minding their hygiene, maybe it actually was something they brought with them - hard to tell. you should probably see one of those doctors that specialize in tropical diseases, the kind that treat people who went to Africa or some other uncouth place to volunteer and came back shitting blood or afflicted by similar, "exotic" misfortune
