Brexit BTFO
wow. this really made me think
lmao
>>78018253
I fucking love Godfrey. Laughed my ass off when he trolled BBC with his rant about Star Wars being racist because Vader, a black character, was the villain.
They're real. The memes are all real.
>>78018253
>ITT: Leftist fanficsl
>>78018253
damn that's funny dude. Is everyone okay though? Is he dead?
I didn't even think it would be possible to be made to think this much about thinking about thoughts being made...
>>78018253
I've seen a retarded amount of these stupid posts where some dimbledick asks his dimbledick wife's son about a political topic and then gets a fucking a essay back from someone who not only lacks the mental ability to feed themself but also the attention span to merit such a thought-out opinion. What the fuck, man. Who is stupid enough to fall for this shit? It clearly works on people otherwise I wouldn't see this constantly being shilled everywhere.
>>78018253
>a four year old totally said this
>people puked because it was so heartwarming
No dear, people threw up because your daughter is full of shit
>>78018253
this shit almost triggered me. then i saw godfrey
top mothafukkin kek my famalam
>>78018253
wtf i hate brexit now!
who writes this shit
Literally...
>muh feel feels
>>78018594
He needs some of that black Swedish tan spray.
>>78018587
You forget that leftists have super high IQ's! :)
>>78018253
superb troll
>>78018253
>5 year old
>even pronouncing the word diversity right,much less knowing what it is
>everyone starts crying
Fake and gay
>>78018253
I am Sicilian.
people in this thread make me lose all hope for /pol/
>>78018253
>and some even threw up due to the shock of hearing such truth from the mouth of a babe
kek this is so fucking retarded
>>78018594
Isn't that basically a transnigger?
>>78018832
>not being greek
>>78018253
Thank fuck useful idiots like this exist to push people towards the right
ι αμ γρεεk
>>78018708
Is that stuff safe to use on the male genitalia?
>based @GodfreyElfwick
>Labor retards took the bait
This thread is like a microcosm of /pol/ itself
>clapping
>Crying
>vomiting
Solid 7.6/10 keks
>>78019010
HOLY SHIT WHAT A RETARDED BITCH
>>78018253
It's like they don't even try anymore. They'll just silence you with buzzwords.
>>78018253
what the fuck is her 4 year old Jimmy Neutron or something
>>78018959
Hello fellow greek
>>78018851
*waves*
Hi! I'm satire! Nice to meet you!
*shakes hand*
>ITT newfags who don't know about Godfrey Elfwick
>>78018253
>...then father christmas showed up, gave us all presents and both got not raped by shitskins.
THE END (is near)
>>78018253
I can't believe how unsubtle he's being about the parody; and yet stupid fuckers in this thread are still taking it seriously.
>>78019131
I IDENTIFY AS GREEK-KIN
>>78018253
>culturally enrich and diversify my four year old pussy
really makes you think
>>78019172
>le roleplay
Hello R*ddit
>>78018794
It's called satire, anon.
>>78018253
is this the wet dream of some lefty? holy shit
>>78019104
She's Lisa Simpson
>>78019010
TOP KEK
>>78019095
The left is a fanatical religion
>>78019226
welcome to the reddit approved /pol/
>>78018587
>Who is stupid enough to fall for this shit?
A US Marine. That Marine's name? Albert Einstein.
>>78018253
REALLY
>>78019010
TIP FUCKING TOP KEK
HOLY SHIT
i am byzantine
>>78018509
>>78018587
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>>78018851
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>>78019290
>What is satire?
Holy shit you fuckers are retarded.
>>78018253
such edgy
wow
>>78018253
To make it believable xhe should probably tone it down by 17x
>>78019010
these are the people in your fucking government holy shit
>you will never throw up from simply hearing the truth
>>78018589
>Burger
Not surprised that you don't understand satire dicklet.
>>78019010
almost certainly she never read it, but I would love it if she did read it and thought it was serious
>>78019505
>Labour
And people wondered why we didnt want to give non land owners the vote
>a babe
>>78019495
you underestimate the stupidity of modern day leftists
>>78019421
Live in Europe for some time, burger. Then you too will not be able to tell the difference anymore.
>>78019495
It was believable enough for one labor MP
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>>78018832
Hurr durr liberals are so stupid falling for this while not realising it's godfrey
Of all the things that never happened this definitely did never EVER happen.
Using children for your retard propaganda.. stay classy remain bros.
>>78019495
Look how many people in this thread are falling for it as being genuine, instead of the satire it is.
I'd say it's right on the money.
>>78018253
jesus
>>78019505
Female MP's are stupid enough to believe this shit, male MP's are blackmailed nonces
>>78019671
And I should say for most of the thread too, fuck.
>>78018832
/pol/ reached the intellectual level of youtube comments a while ago
>>78018594
I hate humanity so goddamn much
>>78018327
there you go
>>78019505
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>>78019831
She is a great woman. Being a woman politician and a leave campaigner is extremely stressful so no wonder she let an internet troll's little deception slip through the cracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA4vT0SdhHg
A sad day when being an ironic troll ends up cementing the remain vote.
Congrats on your stupidity.
-America
>>78019010
Genuine lol.
>>78020007
>being an ironic troll
Hell, Trump is going to get elected by doing that.
>>78019421
>What is Poe's law for 1000
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>>78019779
>people puking
come on, even clapping is barely believable. You'd have to be really blinded by your narrative to be this delusional.
>>78018253
>culturally enrich
This has to have been done on purpose.
>>78018587
>Who is stupid enough to fall for this shit?
You are. Its clearly making fun of itself unless we are at a time in human history where being overcome with emotion to the point of vomiting is socially acceptable
Maybe once the feminization of society is done though....
>>78020485
>>78019010
Godfrey is one of my favorite follows, and this is why.
>>78020562
>guy posts before reading the thread
>b-bait!!!!1!
Go culturally enrich yourself Thomas, you don't want to appear racist for the CCTV.
>>78018253
I have this image of this numale screaming at his child as she desperately tries to say the word "Culturally"
>C-churt
>NO WRONG
>Clutula
>WRONG AGAIN
>d-daddy please can we go home now
>NOT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT I MUST BRAG ON THE INTERNET
>>78018253
Now I am #remainmissile
>Yfw you read down through the thread after posting an angry comment where you took it seriously
>>78018253
>emotional appeal
Once again, no actual argument for staying aside from "won't someone think of the immigrants?!"
>>78018253
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Each stool came looser than the last, and sent her running for the clear water of the stream. The more she drank, the more she shat. And the more she shat, the greater her thirst grew, until she was shitting brown water." - David Cameron
>>78020923
Did yours get called bait by some uk cuck too?
this is satire guyz
>>78018253
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex.
>>78021188
No, I knew what it was when I read it.
Never even fucking heard of Godfrey, either. First time.
>>78020721
My for year old nephew saw vote leave advert on the side of the tram. He asked me what it was all about and I explained to him as clearly as I could. He listen intently. What he said next put it all into perspective:
''But auntie Pölzl, why do the bad jewish people want to enslave us german people, feed on our misery, drag us into debts and take away our dreams while jewish people all living like kings and get everything handled to them on a silver plate, while they slowly are destoying our country from within''
''I dont know'', U replied sadly
''If I was in charged I would kick them all out the country, make germany for the germans again and restore peace and happiness to its rightful people, the germans, and tell them we germans are a strong people and strong race and will never bow down to a sneaky jew rat''
We both cried, and everyone in the train station applauded and also cried, and some far back even started raising their arms into the air and shout SEIG HEIL SEIG HEIL due to the shock of hearing such truth from the mouth of a babe named adolf, but after the anger and suspense, there was a period of serenity, peace, ...and dare I say, hope? - Gemany, 1893
>>78018253
can't be remotely possible. a 4 years old doesn't grasp ideas like this
>>78018253
>taking a trip with my 2yo daughter
>suddenly she sees some niggers
>"AUSLÄNDER RAUS NEGER VERPISST EUCH"
>I'm so proud and literally start crying
>people around us also start crying and cheer on
>niggers gets visibly angry but suddenly start to burn to death
>thx god
How can people still support diversity after this?
>>78018253
>>78021553
T'es con ou bien
>>78018253
I'm calling bullshit, 4 years old and that little shit knows that many words?
Fuck off, that 4 year old did not say anything remotely close to what has been said in that picture, if anything at all. And lets not forget it's bias with "why are the bad people doing xyz" bullshit
>>78021553
that's the joke, pierre.
>>78019010
FUCKING DUMB BITCH
>>78018253
Culturally enrich, kek.
It's not about keeping foreigners out, it's about keeping the wrong sort of foreigners out. It's about slavs coming over claiming housing benefit and free NHS. If we use healthcare in europe our government pays you back if Europeans use our health care we still pay. Mandatory NHS photoID will need to be brought in if we 'Remain' at the bare minimum. Also no-one should be able send benefits out of the UK.
Also the leasing of intellectual property rights from Holland to the tax dodging companies of the Isle of Man will really stuff up the uber rich if we leave. Hmmmm why do big companies want to remain again oh yeah dodge taxes the ordinary man can't. A level playing field is all we want
>>78018253
>auntie godfrey
what?
This thread is like a litmus test of who on /pol/ truly has a discerning eye.
>>78022354
It's more of a litmus test for how much you think a liberal will make shit up for likes on twitter.
>>78022620
Oh, they'll make up a shitload. So will conservatives.
But that doesn't make this any less obvious satire.
Quite worrying how few spotted it was satire. /pol/ is dead
>>78022620
Yep they take the moral high ground, then shit all over it
>>78019010
This is hilarious.
>>78018253
Godfrey is a brilliant satirist.
>>78022985
The problem is that there are literally leftists who post made up stories like this seriously to convince other people to join their side.
We've reached a point where what should be satire is pushed as reality.
>>78018253
>A 4 year old knows big words like "European Market" and "culturally enrich" and "Diversify".
My 4 year old niece saw a vote stay advert on the side of a bus today. She asked me what it was all about, and I explained it to her as clearly as I could. She listened intently. What she said next put it all in perspective:
"But auntie Godfrey, why do the bad people want us to merge us with the European Market and destroy our values by importing millions of migrants when we don't know what the future effects of this immigration will be only that history has shown that Balkanization will take place and lead to war?"
"I don't know", I replied sadly.
"if I could vote, I would vote to leave 5 million times so that Mrs Patel who lives next door to us would know that we took back control of our country and appreciate ourselves and won't gamble it all away for some third world immigrants and show her that the evil globalists will never win."
We both cried, and everyone in the bus station started yelling Brittain first and some even threw up due to the shock of hearing such truth from the mouth of a babe, but after the vomiting there was a period of senerity, peace.... and dare I say, hope?
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