Folks since /g/ is almost inactive and I need answers now I want to ask you if I got hacked
>laptop is closed
>laptop starts making noises
>open.jpg
>laptop is on and on the internet
>"10% battery" message on the screen
>these noises come out if you try to avoid the "10% battery" message, without clicking "ok", like an error sound
>close the message
>see pc is on the internet
>pc is on ebay
>pc is trying to buy condoms on ebay
>check history
>pc visited sites on his own
what do?
>>78015301
Stop using Windows. Also kill yourself.
>>78015301
It's trying to fuck you, but it's being considerate.
No but really fucking do a Virus check with sophos get MBAM or AVAST for constant protection and back your shit up.
Download AVIRA free antivirus
Download Malwarebytes Free
Unplug your router. Get off the internet ASAP to prevent further damage.
Install them and run full, deep scans on every drive on your laptop. Go into the options before you scan to set Heuristics to HIGH and make sure you are searching for rootkits during your scans. It may take a long time to finish both scans, but it needs to be done.
Also, leave /pol/ and stop being a racist prick.
>>78015301
ITfag here. It might be a RAT, a program that you executed and gave control of your PC to somebody else. Turning off the internet might solve the problem temporarily. Then, get a pendrive and get an antivirus software to the infected machine.
>>78015301
STA ZITTO EBREO DI MERDA BASTARDO SUCCHIA CAZZI E SMETTILA DI SHITPOSTARE.
PORCO DIO SONO INCAZZATO CHE IL PD HA PERSO
>>78015301
Welcome to the botnet, don't worry it's harmless.
>>78015649
Nah it's a genuine post. /g/ is so inactive now.
>>78015301
/g/entooman reporting in
1. You deserve it
2. Install Gentoo
3. Disconnect your internet and run malwarebytes
>>78015714
Not really.
Not nearly as active as /pol/ but I see nothing over a day old.
>download process explorer
>click "submit hash"
>post results
>>78017290
where's the submit hash option?
>>78015301
>pc is trying to buy condoms on ebay
who the fuck buys condoms off ebay ?!
>>78015649
Cuck.
>>78015301
It's the jews
>>78017499
Options -> VirusTotal.com -> Check VirusTotal.com
>>78017588
My first thought aswell.
>>78015301
Try gassing some kikes.
>>78017686
Where are the results?
>>78017865
besides every process there is a little "0/56" showing if any got detected by how many antiviruses
>>78015301
pic related, italy
>>78015301
Windows users deserve everything they get tbqh.
>>78018003
Half of the processes are 0/56, 0/57 ecc.
Half are 'the system cannot find the file specified'
What did you click on to get that?
but yea safemode that shit nigga, and have mbam on a flash to clean it out
>>78018184
>dat shit pc
try "submit unknown executables"
Unplug it from da innanet faggot. Whoever is controlling it won't be able to. Reconnect an hour later download antivirus, install, disconnect and run it.
>>78018184
>he's still using a entry level distro
pleb
>>78018295
>>78018429
turbo nerds
>>78018343
It doesn't change much. Those recognized still are 0/5*. I'm installing MBAM now.
> Would you like a stripper dancing on your desktop
[ok]
> VIRUS DETECTED! This website detected that your computer has over 999 viruses. Clean now?
[si si]
> Install DownloadAssistantPlusPlus to get your free virus software
> Are you sure you trust this download?
[si]
> in order to open this RAR file of 'underagebait2000-2004.exe' you need to download the one-time RAR decrypter from IndiaPhreak dot com
[si, man, come on]
I don't know why my laptop downloads viruses guys
>>78018989
No really I don't know what may cause this I didn't install anything that wasn't legit.
Weirdly enough /g/ is more racist than /pol/ now.
>>78019120
Did you (or your mother) get a call from Patel from Microsoft Support? Did you follow his instructions to install a remote access app so he could 'fix' your machine for free?
>>78019278
Not that surprising. I bet they aren't laughing at "they took mah jerbs" anymore
>>78019315
Hey fuck off britbong faggot I need help now
>>78019278
Greybeards hate whatever destroys their networking
These days that's niggers and muzzies
>>78019278
Trying to get sensible responses on Linux forums engenders racist thoughts
>take out battery
>throw pc in rain
>???
>claim warranty
>>78019382
Man nothing short of a full wipe and reinstall is going to cure this.
> Take machine offline
> Get an Ubuntu boot USB drive
> Boot to temporary Ubuntu environment
> Copy any important documents from your windows hard drive to your USB stick
> Use gparted to perform a full format of your hard drive
> Reinstall Windows
> Don't reinstall whatever download app or cracked game you are in denial about causing this
That's about it. A day's work and you'll have a clean machine.
>>78020214
Simply fucked.
You need to cancel your debit/credit cards and check for fraudulent purchases immediately BTW.
Don't bother trying to clean the machine from within Windows, it will never be the same.
>>78018065
>Everybody except Italy think greeks are lazy as fuck
>Italy gets it right and puts romania
>Greece picks italy
what a fucking bunch of athenian cucks
>>78015575
found the nigger
>>78018184
>Mint
>>78017103
this
>>78019278
No, I saw people ragging on trump on there the other day
>>78015301
Try to ask /x/
Find your copy of Windows, put it in , reboot pc while rapidly tapping f11, select boot from CD, reformat and reinstall windows.
If you are feeling daring back up your personal files to a flash drive before doing this.
t. government IT guy
>>78015301
Don't download any of that avast or crap like that. It is all bloatware and will slow for down once u do get back up and running. All you need are micro soft security essentials, get from Microsoft, and malwarebytes. Now boot into safe mode and fix your shit. Now keeps those 2 programs. Get an adblocker, cause ads are shady as fuck, and keep to porn sites and downloads that are trusted, you shneedleneedlenick.
Don't use Windows or other obvious botnet stuff.
Don't use flash or similar plugins, and avoid javascript as much as possible.
Try to ease your way into OS that cares about security. Starting with Ubuntu is ok, but that's just a first step.
Security is something you have to put a concious effort into, not a product you can buy or download. Learn as much as you can.
>tfw your webcam self activates
Go away NSA
>>78015301
Delete system 32
>the technology board on 4chan is down
>instead of going to any other tech forum/website for help ill just go on /pol and ask them ecks dee
>>78015649
>PORCO DIO SONO INCAZZATO CHE IL PD HA PERSO
lel sfighè
>>78030450
That works only with subhuman brown skinned people who defecate in the streets.
>>78015301
Reinstall your OS, buddy. If you don't have a key for Windows, you could pirate it, buy a cheap copy somewhere, or since you're using a laptop: fuck it and install Linux. Ubuntu is pretty user friendly.
I reinstall my OS every few months whether it needs it or not.
