ITT: We select our non-firearm weapon of choice for when the Left takes our guns away.
My firearms.
this guy
>>77998070
Classic burger
>>77998016
I choose my gun
>>77998016
I know this is a total meme weapon but it looks fucking cool
>>77998070
>ITT: Anon doesn't understand hypotheticals
Government came while you weren't home and now you don't have a gun. What non-firearm weapon is the most effective to defend your house and family?
>>77998070
fpbp
The only way they'll be taking my gun is from my cold, dead, hands.
Also try /k/, this doesn't really belong here.
>>77998016
mine is still firearms
>>77998016
My dick
>>77998016
>spear
god-tier taste, swordfags btfo
May the Gods of Valhalla welcome me.
Get fucked fags
>>77998016
> yfw the left talkes your spear
cuck
>>77998278
Do you have any idea how well-made a katana actually is? That steel is folded thousands of times. A trained warrior could cut right through plate armor. But no they're fedora tier because muh dank memes. Just fuck off faggot...
>>77998175
>implying i dont have firearms and ammo buried
Get good faggot
>>77998358
They may take my spear
But they'll never find my Anti-Muslim Tactical 'Assault' Hammer.
Look how long and black it is, obviously an assault weapon.
>>77998476
You are a true autist if you unironically have a buried stash of guns.
>>77998016
>>77998565
My alcoholic uncle buried his guns before Y2K so the computers didn't get them.
>>77998592
>>77998611
>>77998559
Anon are you exercising your right to bear arms?
>>77998016
Honestly who's gonna attack me when I'm surrounded by bears
>>77998016
>fends of feminists
>colonically consoles mason-dick-son line inbreds missing their boombsticks
Bow and arrows.
>Cheap
>Can be crafted out of shit you find in the woods.
>Actually silent, unlike a gun with a silencer. Hollywood has lied to you again.
>A tried and true classic.
>>77998016
Crossbow might work
Maybe a sling as well. Sling's probably cheaper, actually.
Anyone got recommendations for slings?
>>77998455
*Tip*
>>77998717
>Honestly whose going to attack me when I'm surrounded by bears?
The bears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeJsaCiGQ0
>>77998700
i believe I can discern the subterfuge at play here, Hans...
In some states you have the right to defend yourself in your home with lethal force.
If you literally cut the home invader to ribbons, do you get charged?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-y_sDwFbc
>>77998771
Slings are pretty useless unless fired in volleys.
>>77998759
>balanced and effective arrows can be crafted by anyone out of sticks and stuff
Yeah, you're going to die
Bow n arrow or those triangle blades
>>77998455
Any sources for that? I'd rather use a longsword than a katana.
>>77998016
>>77998805
That is why you use a honey trap.
>burglar walks into house, bucket of honey falls on him.
>living room bears instantly go for him.
>>77998455
Paper plate armor.
>>77998960
HAHahahha good one
>>77998805
Not if I tell them I'm a bear
>>77998960
>dat file name
>>77998455
>That steel is folded thousands of time
its folded maybe a hundred times, leading to thousands of layers. because the Japs had shit steel and had to literally melt ore out of sand
>A trained warrior could cut right through plate armor
no he could not. besides swords were a status symbol. rarely if ever used in samurai vs samurai combat. the bow and the Jap halberd were the weapons of choice
>>77998988
>Living Room Bears
ISIS stands no chance
>>77998175
I keep a gun in my truck.
Checkmate, gaytheists.
>>77998956
He's fucking with you.
A forged longsword is a hundred times stronger than a brittle-shit folded katana.
>>77998175
The firearms buried in my yard.
>>77998910
cedar and goose feathers
kys
>>77998894
No they aren't
You sound like you're comparing slings used in 600 BC to slings used today.
>>77998016
SHALL NOT INFRINGE
CHECK EM
PRAISE KEK
>>77998645
desu
>>77999014
>>77998956
It's bait, everybody knows now days that folding steel is a method of removing impurities that do not exist in western steel.
Also the actual design of the kantana is more ceremonial than practical, that's why the design didn't change for hundreds of years as it was more a pretty side arm than a primary weapon
>>77999156
So you think that you could fire a sling with accuracy as consistently as a bow or crossbow?
>>77998893
>durable in the field
>>77998988
How are you going to keep your living room bears docile enough until a burglar arrives
>>77999028
You may as well wear a bear costume and pray you don't get eaten
Snow camo bear
>>77998894
What about boomerangs ya abo cunt?
>>77999250
>That part where he's poking little holes in the container of blue water
Pretty sure that would be the absolute worst strategy against a drug-induced nig who wouldn't go down if you shot him twice.
>>77998566
Impressive. Could have easily cut his fucking face off live on TV.
>>77999311
Bears are a actual good idea !
Tactical compact bear
>>77999369
Throwable returning boomarangs were actually invented by white people. Boomarangs were used as blunt weapons by abos.
>>77999138
You need a lathe to craft the arrows you utter moron, you can't fire twigs at people
>>77999248
Absolutely
Do you even know what modern slings look like?
>>77999490
>Throw bear
>Opponent gets the clap and aids
>>77998645
the legendary 5 Empty Down technique passed down by swordmaster Coloneru Sanderu
>>77999398
>wouldn't go down if you shot him twice
how many of these could a pcp-nog hybrid take?
Night camo bear
>>77999540
When I search for "modern sling" all that comes up are guns.
>>77999626
A surprising number.
>>77999495
Are abos good at anything? Like, for real?
>>77999537
sure, bro.
Pic related, people who build lathes
>>77999540
Ya well it 30$ http://www.primos.com/products/archery/neoprene-bow-sling/
>>77998149
This t b h
>>77999626
a fucking lot
you gotta destroy the brain
Air Venturi Samyang Dragon Claw Dual Tank 50 Cal Air Rifle
They are powerful enough to take down hogs, deer and a whole lot of other shit. Since they are an air rifle they are not regulated by firearms laws
>>77999224
It's not a gun, it doesn't shoot bullets. Burn 'em alive.
>>77998016
hypothetical question
if we do somehow ban guns, but not the second amendment entirely, will society return to that thing Europe had going on in the Renaissance where people carried around swords for duels and shit?
>>77998175
>while you weren't home
But most alt-righters are shut-ins
>>77999537
>You need a lathe to craft the arrows you utter moron, you can't fire twigs at people
you dont need a lathe. Native Americans didnt have lathes. all you need are straight branches. cedar shoots are perfect because cedar grows incredibly straight. and large shoots can be shaved down to size. and you can harden the shafts over a fire
>>77999662
I had a cousin who wound up in a bar fight with a guy on PCP. The stories were impressive. The PCP simply did not respond to physical damage until he was finally restrained.
>>77999702
Nope
>>77998016
pitbull
>>77999702
Sniffin' petrol, and livin' off the gubment
I swear to god, it's a wonder those rock monkeys discovered fire.
>>77999793
Then they came in the night while you were fapping to anime tranny porn
>>77999714
Oh sorry you want shit arrows that are only effective against people wearing loin cloths and in volly fire
>>77998016
Holy fucking shit that's cool! Combine with riot shield that has flashbangs mounted on the front and kill some peeps
>>77998016
doggo will fuck anyone up
>>77998070
>thinking everyone in america owns their firearms legally
normie go pls
>>77999759
FUCK YA ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nll_4V-SQaw
>>77999845
ATF will poison its food, tranquillize it and put 20 rounds in your dogger before storming your house
I choose based fat man of edged weapons
>>77999847
Aren't abos the only people that lost the ability to make fire then rediscover it?
>>77998566
Are those his moves in the right?
>>77998647
The dark tower has some srs shit
>>77999963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
The Light Rail Avenger fears no man.
>>77998016
I want that.
Where can I buy that?
Spears are the best melee weapon. I want that.
>>77998016
i have a gladius
but damn that is a sick fucking spear i want one
>>77998016
This is an illegal assault spear if it can make more than 10 stabs, thrusts, or parrys before the spear breaks.
You are allowed unlimited parrys in a downward direction, but only if you have both hands on said spear and scream "HOO" in an asian accent each time.
>>77999311
>How are you going to keep your living room bears docile enough until a burglar arrives
There are people you can get to train them for you. usually an overweight russian who accepts vodka as payment.
>>77999960
No clue, it wouldn't surprise me.
They're literally a fucking source of both amazement and disgust for me. If any race can be called subhuman, the abos have to be it.
They didn't have the bow and arrow, they didn't have the wheel, all they had were sticks and sticks that threw sticks.
>>77999960
Are your Maori as bad as Aussie abos?
.50 BMG Bang Stick for scuba diving not regulated under current laws
My cock
>>78000059
He does a better job then the cops..
>>78000211
I heard Maori are pretty fucking cool actually
Fight fire with fire
>>77998845
>bullpup design
Yeah. Nah.
I personally believe we should start building shit like fallout or pic related power armor, it's not that realistic but fuck if we ever actually got this shit to work we could kill a lot of guys
>>77998016
>tacticool mall ninja spear
lmao
>>78000062
http://www.budk.com/Spears-2891
>>77998016
Gonna have to go with an illegally purchased firearm here bob.
Well, I'd visit the scene of my last boating accident for starters
>>77999960
Adding to this >>78000194
Abo technology was literally all sticks.
How do I get this message to another village? Write it on a stick
How do I make music? Blow in this stick
How do I hunt? Sticks
Where do I sleep? Stick hut
Fucking shameful subhuman creatures.
>>77998645
>Shoprite water
Damn he is a jersey faggot.
>>78000422
ned kelly went down without even getting a kill
power armours are useless other than the purpose of intimidation
>>77998455
Folding doesnt make it sharper, you stupid cunt, it makes it much more durable. IE: You can hit blade on blade and the opponent's weapon will break. That is the advantage of multi-fold steel. You fucking weeaboo idiot.
>>78000392
why not ?
>>77998320
>a jewmerican
>valhalla
nice try anglocuck
>>77998956
>longsword
enjoy being dead 3 times already by my espada ropera before you can hit me
>>77998645
His video on burglar defence is highly amusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM
>>78000211
>>78000375
They're a mixed bunch. Most are generally pretty chill that just want to work a physical labour job and play rugby on saturdays. But there's a decent majority that are useless druggie gang members.
>for when the left takes our guns away
1: that will never succeed.
2: 10 years ago leftists thought the world was coming to an end because Ba'athist diehards were making bombs straight out of Anarchist's Cookbook and killing entire dozens of troops who were mysteriously denied vehicle armor plating.
3: Gunthusiast rednecks have already figured out all those recipes plus flamethrowers and home gunsmithing.
>>77998910
https://youtu.be/SLoukoBs8TE
I have 8 guns including my great-great-great grandfather's Colt 1861 Navy. He was a Confederate officer and didn't surrender it. I don't intend to surrender it and my other weapons either. If they want my weapons they'll have to come take them from me.
>>78000607
plus this is only actually true to varying degrees, overfold your steel and it becomes brittle as the carbon burns away, the only reason jabs fold their steel as much as they do is that it's hard to find good iron in japanese soil and most of it has a stupidly high carbon content.
>>78000607
Lol it make it more Durable so it can be sharper ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE_4zHNcieM
Box cutter
911
Never forget
>>78000773
pffff douche
>>78000562
Hey that's cause the bastard didn't cover his legs. If he had done that he could have ruled Australia
>>78000607
They still break relatively easy, my pick.
>>77998518
Beautiful
Would defiantly cave in skulls with it
this desu
>>77998455
>cut through plate armor
Top kek, maybe through Japanese wooden ones
No way someone with a katakana would have won against a knight in full armor
>>78000752
I guarantee you I have a knife in my kitchen just as sharp as any fucking katana blade. It's the sharpening technique used that makes the difference.
>>78000750
Also, what this fag said
>>78000630
Because its shit fampai.
Plus, it barely had the power to put one of those nails through a laptop. A nail gun has more power than that turd.
>>78000881
Just get a good old fashioned $15 18" Ontario Machete. Plain old carbon steel sharpens up quick, takes a beating, and you don't have to care what happens to it.
I have a whole box of 'em.
>>77998016
>ITT: We select our non-firearm weapon of choice for when the Left takes our guns away.
>implying
Step aside faggots, this is a knife
>>77998175
>now you don't have a gun.
literally impossible.
>What non-firearm weapon is the most effective to defend your house and family?
Explosives.
this bad boy
>>78001245
>latest.png
>>77998016
Why would I want a spear over tradition blade weapons? A combat knife would be way more practical. A spear would suck in stealth operations or indoors or CQC.
>>78001295
Good form old sport
>>77998910
>Yeah, you're going to die
Where the hell did I say they could be crafted by "anyone"? And where did I specify sticks?
I simply stated they can be crafted by things you find in the woods.
Which is a 100% accurate statement.
>>78001295
>Staff of Kek
>+Luck
>Grants extra damage against normies
What about a chainsword? With modern electric engines and lithium batteries 10 HP should be easy in short bursts. You would have to design a custom chain, cement cutting ones might be better.
>>77999248
I can can consistently hit a playing card from 7-10 meters with pic related, using 10mm lead balls. And I barely got 300 shots under my belt since I first touched a slingshot.
>>78001295
Nice
>>78000996
Bei Trips
>>77998016
They'll have to ban these too
Do i have to choose only one?
>>78001458
My point is modern slingshots are extremely accurate and powerful at short ranges. Quite easy to learn to use effectively too.
STANDING HERE
Ultra cheapass
>>78000059
Cringy as it may be, it looks like really good form.
One in a million fedora right there.
>>77999032
>rarely if ever used in samurai vs samurai combat
Sorry, while you're 100% right about the folding and the reason behind it, this is an extremely misleading statement.
Early samurai used spears and bows, yes, but by about the 1500s, the sword became the weapon of choice for samurai because the samurai had grown from a disposable soldier class to something that demanded a certain amount of respect due to various long-lived family lines. As such, the armor gets handed down and improved generation after generation, and sword fighting became more important because the arrows became more ineffective as the armor improved.
The katana didn't even exist in earlier samurai days. It came about around 1400, where samurai had been around since the mid 1100s.
So it makes sense that the first 400 years the predominant weapon was bows and spears, but the latter 350 years the sword became the weapon of choice (especially for unarmored samurai, since they were obligated to carry their swords everywhere, but not other weapons)
>>78001656
>There may come a time in the next decade where people fight in a distopian future with weapons like these
We'll finally find out what the superior weapons are.
>>78001741
It's one of those rare times when you have to hand it to him.
>tfw if he even carried a sword like that in japan he'd be instantly arrested.
>>78001441
Good luck cleaning that shit
>>78001441
Oh fuck actually that could work. FOR THE EMPEROR!!
>>77999916
thunderdome kek
>>78001656
I REALIZE
>>77998845
its a nifty toy and i like that he used multiple coils. most dont but without a acceleration chamber it will never compete with a nail gun like the other anon said
the U.S military made a mock up of a rail gun type assault riffle like 10 years ago or so. it had a acceleration chamber you could tel from the outside a cylinder with a spiral on the side
a acceleration chamber is much more difficult to do as a hobyist. it is a cylinder in which the projectile or projectiles achieve a high velocity . think supper collider but small scale. there is a entrance and a exit hatch. if the acceleration chamber has negative pressure aka a vacuum then breaking the sound barrier might be done but subsonic is fine since it would still be many hundreds of mph but below about 700
>>78001907
>cleaning a chainsword
M8...
>>77998016
I choose Bow.
>>78000059
>they kept saying his name
>I kept thinking I misheard them
>the name comes up
he's trolling them by giving them a name for syrup, right?
The liberals would literally throw them selves on it. Might have to paint it black first
>>77999916
>mfw I see the tendies
>>78002020
I don't think space marines go long enough without purging a xeno to have time to clean
>>78001441
Lithium batteries? what are you a faggot?!!?
It's either gas or nothing
>>78001870
>It's one of those rare times when you have to hand it to him.
Some guy had his home invaded in Australia, he had a katana and fought about 5 people, after the first few died the others decided to run, they failed to notice they already suffered cuts to arteries and died in the street.
Then the government restricted sword ownership to protect theives.
>>78002192
>gas
HOLY PROMETHIUM YOU FUCKING HERETIC
NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS!
JESUS! Do you people really thing common sense measures like background checks and banning military style assault weapons is code for le massive gun confiscation?
>>78002111
>mfw Kairo refers to heated pads people use to stay warm in winter
>>78002243
Link? Sounds breddy gud.
>>78002192
>gas
just where do you expect to put the gas tank?
also, why the fuck would you think using a liquid fuel like gasoline on a melee weapon is a good idea. The movement would make it terribly difficult to wield.
>>78002243
Oh Australia. Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
>>78000665
what fucking accent is that
>>77998222
Praise kek brothers
>>78002243
>to protect theives
You guys really are a country of extremes huh.
>>77998016
>tactical spear
>mfw
>>78002386
>mfw Kairo refers to heated pads people use to stay warm in winter
is that any thing like a kotatsu without the table, or is it just a small square that goes on the lap
>>78002192
Power to weight ratio is too low on combustion engines. Batteries store less energy than fuel however the electric motor will have much higher peak power, it just can't run continuously for extended times like a normal chainsaw.
>>78002397
Yeah I mean a fucking motor would be cooler but since no one can be a spacemarine yet we don't really have the strength to wield that shit properly, batteries sound good m8
>>77998894
Whatever you say, Goliath.
>>77999724
Are you retarded?
That's not a usable sling.
That's only kind of belt to carry your high tech bow
It's like a holster
>>78002352
If we ever were to let it happen you fucks would go for it. Just like all of the yuro shitholes libs look up to. Total disarmament is the goal of progressive fascists.
>>77999415
This. Not a gun plus it's very effective
>>78002601
>to protect theives
Hey man it's part of their culture.
>>78002594
is not an accent, it's a form of a lisp. I think it means his teeth sit too narrow for his tongue.
>>78001656
The dragon becomes me!
>>77998645
I know it's always autistics that do this shit, but honestly it looks hella fun
>>78002638
No, these are little ones you put in a pouch and carry around to keep your hands warm. They have ones you can stick on to your back, etc or in your shoes too.
>>78002397
fampai in the fictional setting where that weapon is a real thing it uses a liquid fuel. Its also wielded *mostly* by mutant muscle freaks and marty stues.
How you gonna be on 4chan and have no knowledge of 40k?
It's simple, you bring back Pike & Shot tactics.
Only you replace the guns with modern crossbows. Bamboo spears would be a good, cheap and easily produced alternative to actual pikes.
>>78000665
holy fuck this channel is a goldmine of laughter and cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86xi7IiEOJw
>>77999882
LOOK AT THAT PUPPERS VAGINA LOOK AT IT D AWWWWWWW
Canada you can't look, stop looking Canada. Canada NO! NO CANDA DONT LICK PUPPER THERE NO CANDA STOP OMG NO N O NOOOOOOO
http://www.budk.com/Spears-2891 is this stuff legitimate? These are actual sharp metal weapons right?
>>78002352
>yes goyim let the government shit all over the second amendment
>its not like theyd intrude on other amendments once youre powerless
>>78002687
it's not just strength
its just the sloshing of the gas would change the weight distribution.
So unless instead of a tank, it was a bunch of narrow tubes running all through it (which would mean a more sophisticated, and likely powered system of pumping, which means a battery anyways) in order to have enough gas on you to actually get a working chain sword...
I mean, anyone who's used a chain saw before knows how the center of gravity can be affected while moving it, and a chain sword would be even less balanced.
>>78002890
we tercios now
![Hurling_Ball_and_Hurley[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lmDgdWr.jpg "Hurling_Ball_and_Hurley[1].jpg")
has anyone said hurl yet? It's clandestine; a group of men could go around armed with these and if they were stopped by the cops (likely to be Brits), you could just say 'ah shure jaysus, we're only goin' down to the auld pitch te play' and the Brits would be none the wiser.
>>78002878
No, my point was making it in the real world means making it functional, not fantastical
>>78003121
I dunno, let's check what the 2nd says.
>>78002352
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>78003189
for a stick they hurt like a fucking bitch
>>78002056
>tis the season
>>77998016
I finally get to use this useless degree in Chemistry
>>78003297
Go blow yourself up with a pipe bomb you potato nigger faggot. It's not even your country.
>>77998070
fpbp
>>77999882
Tactical throwing dog
>>77998749
Amen brother
>>77998518
>>77998016
You can tell that these weapons are very efficient because the man has all that tacticool gear on. He must really know his weaponry.
>>77998455
another weeabo faggot that doesn't know anything about history. You fucking cuck, playing D&D and watching anime doesn't teach you about history. Go back to jerking off to full metal alchemist. Don't discuss ACTUAL HISTORY THAT HAPPENED HERE ON EARTH until you've learned something.
No blade was able to cut through plate mail, you retarded crack-nigger. Platemail is what caused the adoption of weapons such as halberds (to pull your opponent off their horse) and blunt weapons such as maces (to cause blunt trauma through the armour). Swords were almost useless against plate mail. The sword wielder had to strike weak spots in the armour, like the arm pits, and then armour was designed to prevent even that.
Weebo cunt.
>>78003253
that is not the text of the constitution you dirty commie pig jap
>>78003439
It's not my country, but let's face facts, if your country turns into a tyranny, then the rest of the world is fucked. I'm not going to sit on the sidelines when the one country that protects the rest of us goes down the shit tube because you don't understand the importance of the right to bear arms.
>>78003600
...it's an American HS book Anon...
https://www.amazon.com/United-States-History-Preparing-Examination/dp/1567656609
>>77998125
Who?
>>77998645
>fat burger weeb
>post ID -BBQ
>>78003677
>I'm not going to sit on the sidelines
Fucking kek okay what are you going to do then? I'm all ears, tell me.
>>78003142
Ay good point I never thought about all those details before
Battery powered pole chain saw
>>77999759
>230 ft/lbs muzzle energy
>No regulations since its an airgun and doesn't use gunpowder
Murrica
>>78003310
OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!
>>78003531
>>77999882
There's an Irish epic poem 'The Pursuit of Diarmuid and Grainne' where the hero has a small dog concealed under his sleeve and tied to him with a long cord. He throws the dog at his enemies and the dog bites them. He uses it at one point to kill a much larger dog by throwing his dog down its throat.
Basically, throwing doggos are dangerous as fuck.
Remington 1858, black powder guns are not legally considered firearms
>>77999759
we kabaneri now
>>78003812
Why are you confused? You told me to stay out of the conversation and I told you I wasn't going to. That's what I did.
You're sort of stupid.
Protect your Guns from the grab with this !
>>77998016
A longsword will be sufficient.
These bad boys would be an excellent replacement if the left took my guns. That or a good short recurve bow.
>>77998149
nothing like a nice ol' hatchet multiple uses
>>77998016
>>77998016
>>77998149
>>77998518
That M48 shit is mallninja garbage for plebs.
>>78004017
You're sort of drunk. I hope the tyranny spreads to your shithole first.
37mm Flare gun/launcher and you would be amazed how many other interesting shells come in 37mm
Steven Seagal designed Ten Shin
>>78003866
you think logic is apart of being american
>in Indiana sawed off shotguns are now legal and can be used in tandem with carried concealed
>>77998518
I would choose that.
>>77998016
I've always been a fan of knives.
