>Algeria is like an old dusty Porsche. It often breaks down and is not very safe in case of an accident but you wouldn't trade it for a cleaner more modern car for some reason.
>>77989320
>The US is like an M4 rifle. It may look scary, kill a couple of schoolkids somewhere, and generally be disliked, but at the end of the day, the good guys are all carrying them.
>>77989748
>kill a couple of schoolkids somewhere
>the good guys are all carrying them
Hi I'm a Leaf. I land on your lawn.
>>77989320
Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
>>77989320
>New Zealand is like those pairs of socks that disappear in the wash You can never find it and this is a good thing for us.
>>77990127
Haha it sounds like something straight out of the mouth of a South Park canadian character
>>77990282
I don't even think New Zealand is a real country, I think it's just a joke the Shitpostralians are playing on us
>>77989320
Canada is like white genocide.
>>77990127
>Describe your country with a metaphor
>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
>>77990282
New Zealand is like Australia's version of Canada
Sri Lanka is like India took a shit in a non-designated ocean
The British are annoying drunks
The French are arrogant fags
The Americans are ignorant fatfucks
The Italians are metrosexuals
The Dutch are.. just there. Oh and dont forget Amsterdam
>>77990811
you dont need a passport to travel between the shitholes
>>77989320
Every time i go Down Town i cry a bit, it's like i woke up in a 3rd world country
>Venezuela is like a country with a bus driver as president.
Oh wait...
>>77990401
THIS IS A SECRET REEEE
>>77990811
ayylmao
>>77991244
Toronto? I haven't gone south of Eglinton in 4 years how bad is it now?
>>77991226
>says malaysia
topkek banana republic
>NZ the most relevant irrelevant country
>>77991389
Victoria/Vancouver, and people say it's worse over there.
>>77991226
Malaysia is like a richer yet less interesting Indonesia
Great Britain is like the oldest brother who picked on you when you were younger, but is nice and takes you to moves now.
United States is the middle child, pretty cool but needs to lash out.
Canada is the younger brother, kind of retarded but he means well. You look after him even though he's a retard and won't amount to much.
>Italy is like an old racist man who had the greatest empire ever and reminds it to his children, and now gets pushed around by his neighbors
>>77989320
Germany is like a blind date with a hot girl.
You keep tripping over her cane.
>boom
Australia is like Canada except hot and slightly less cucked
>Canada is like that one special needs kid at school that is incredibly annoying and bothers everyone by running around acting like a complete imbecile, but can be nice at times in his own autistic way.
>>77991789
>this is what delusional americucks think
Great Britain is the dad who's in the movie for the first 5 minutes and dies
Canada is the hero who was a manlet skeleton who becomes 6'6 and 250 pounds of pure muscle who saves everyone and kills the villain who speaks with a British accent but has dark skin and gets the girl in the end
America is the fat short comic relief
>>77989320
>mfw I bought another Albert Camus novel today.
>he born in Algeria.
>>77989320
We are like money.Because we are money.
>>77991962
>delusions of an irrelevant country
made me chuckle sensibly though
>The United States is a lot like a... a refrigerator! It's about six feet tall, 300 pounds. It makes ice, and um...Oh, wait a minute! Actually, the US is more like a beer. It smells good, it looks good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another beer!
>>77992239
That's exactly how I felt about your post
>>77991962
My chinese friend please....
>>77992318
Except the US isn't relevant. You're just trying and failing at delivering banter.
>>77992361
My eyes are as blue as the ocean, yes the ocean is blue my Asian friend that's what it looks like in a first world country that doesn't dump it's sewage into the water
>>77991522
kek
>>77989320
>Algeria is like
that's a simile you illiterate twit
Leafland is like a bee hive.
On the outside it looks smooth and organized. A much nicer version of its wasp-nest cousins on the south side of your property.
Inside though, you have a bunch of divided sections with no unifying pattern and a species dying off and dooming the world with it.
>>77992410
The US is like a stupid person. It gets confused with double-negatives
>>77989320
Australia is like a BBQ
>reliable and always there when needed
>kept out of the way until called on
>great to share a beer with
>best in Summer
>can apply sick burns
>>77992318
>America
>Irrelevant
Fucking pick one we have other countries covering our politics.
>>77992410
>Except the US isn't relevant
Stop making us look bad you sloppy fuck
America is like a mutt. Where the European pure breeds have gotten cancerous, with pinched noses, bad breathing and short lifespans, America's genetic diversity, while the subject of scorn, makes us the healthiest type of dog there is.
>>77989320
Canada is like a box of chocolates.
There is all kind of Canadians, but most of them have a shitty taste.
>>77992464
We burn our sewage.Also the chinese thing is a meme.
>>77989320
Sweden is like a country full of cucks. All of the white people there felt guilty about having a nice house so they let a bunch of people in from a shit hole part of town to come fuck their wives while they watch to put them in their place.
>>77992410
You're only relevant because you give us more news reports to pad out the hour, I remember when I got satellite and could watch LA news it was basically watching an action movie
Building walls so no one can hurt you.
>>77992243
Simpsons quotes are the easiest form, honestly.
>What's this? Extremely dangerous world wars? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Great Bri--
>>77992569
>Straya
>Summer colder than our rain
REEE I WANT OUT OF THE JUNGLE
>>77989320
>Do what we say or we'll destroy the fucking planet.
>>77992410
too soon :'(
>>77992631
>Inventions
>Not relevant
>Ww2&1
>not relevant
>Justin trudeau
>Relevant
A fucking leaf
>>77992826
American inventions
>white people getting circumcised
>cuckold porn
>interracial porn
>freedom of religion
Canadian inventions
>skidoo
>egg cartons
>garbage bag
>Wilkie talkie
>the best version of the English language
Also Justin Trudeau is from Queercuck
The United States is like giant boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate.
>>77992567
>>77992598
Hey, I'm fucking tired after working hard and increasing our GDP.
>>77992631
You mean you delight in being entertained by our journalism? Sounds like you're a simple person with simple tastes then.
>>77992781
It was posted out of admiration of our good friend Chekov.
>>77990282
Lel, I hear you bro...sometimes it's better to be un-noticed
>>77993226
Yeah, in America they over exaggerate everything if a cats stuck on a tree the news reader (called anchors in America) start revealing out going BREAKING A CAT THATS RIGHT A CAT IS STUCK IN THISS TREE THE FBI AND CIA AND DICK ARE AT THE SCENE HOLY SHIT GUN SHOTS WERE HEARD AND SOMEONE CHANTED ALLAHU AKBAR WE CANT CONFIRM AT THIS MOMENT IF THERE ARE HOSTAGES OR NOT
And then you have your nigger stories and car chases
>>77993313
Describe your country with a metaphor, rarefag
>>77993450
If Japan used their flag as toilet paper
America is like a fortune built on the assumption that money will come rolling in later
>>77992964
Canada's inventions:Eggs to throw at alphas,Garbage bags to live in,butchered english to pretend its some sort of sekret klub
>>77989320
>The united states is like budlight, cheap, gross, and only good at parties. But when your getting fucked up with your friends and hooking up with a hot girl you will know who to thank
>>77993313
WHO THE FUCK SPILLED GREEN TEA ALL OVER THE FLAG?
>>77993450
Bangladesh isnt rare my man
>>77993664
We perfected the English language, for example Americans use couch which is French, British use sofa which is Arabic Canadians use chesterfield which is British.
>>77993870
>Sitting on the chesterfield with my 300000 leaf weight body
Kek
>>77993870
>stating generally irrelevant ideas
>Canadian irrelevance continues one step at a time
>>77993450
>with a metaphor
"Ganges Downstream", Have your Girlfriend's husband France nuke us please...
>>77993756
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES
>>77993756
You try living Downstream of Indian rivers, you'll turn puke green too my man.
>>77994013
Kek.I wanted to be polite but this is too true.
>Muh egg cartons
>Muh garbage bags
>>77993999
We use pounds
>>77994013
You're just mad you use French cuck words
>>77994193
Look through Wikipedia, our list of inventions is a thousand times longer than Shitimpoors list, actually that's wrong because 0 x 1,000 is zero
>>77994207
Its a joke.All your inventions are irrelevant.Who cares about what type of english you use?
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf
America is a like a rich drunk guy at a bar, he may be stupid arrogant and rude but at the end of the day he will buy you a drink
>>77991292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
The UK is like Yahoo!
Used to be important, preeminent even, but has long since been surpassed
>>77994317
We created insulin so Americans wouldn't go extinct from diabetes and create this website for you chinks to ruin
>>77993870
>chesterfield
Who the fuck calls a couch a chesterfield? What in the fuck?
>>77994271
Your country is so big and yet your GDP per capita is lower than us.
>Canadian
>Patriotic
Pick one.
Also,we invented NEWater which actually helps people and not a fucking egg carton
>>77992970
You're more like pic related. A giant powerfull machine dumb machine, controlled by a malignant core of israeli double agents
America is like a woman, it didn't suck dick before, but after years of abuse it does now.
>>77994398
>MOOT
>Canadian
???
I understand why the Americans hate Canadians now.
>>77994317
Also
Development of the BlackBerry was led by Mike Lazaridis.
The pager was invented by Alfred J. Gross in 1949.
The 56k modem was invented by Dr. Brent Townshend in 1996.
There would be no smart phones or internet without us
>>77994425
How do I say go home in Syrian?
>>77990127
Canada is like a leaf blower, because it blows
>>77994398
M00t is canadian?
>>77994438
Nobody ever heard of or cares about your water invention
>>77994499
Can you read?
>>77994531
>Internet was created by An American
Once again you made yourself look more retarded
>>77994531
I'm white, what Province do you live in?
>>77994602
Can you also read?
>>77994563
Your mom must be a Canadian then
>>77994612
>You posted after me and you ask me to read
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf
Fuck all you canacucks are retarded
>>77990811
Kek, fuck canada, were more like the Welsh, we both get called sheep shaggers and hate poms.
>>77994666
>Your mom
>>77994664
True Canada
>>77994641
The internet as we know it is thanks to us
>>77991896
>significantly more cucked
ftfy, Mr Nanny state
>>77994701
So can you?
>>77994735
You don't know what a mom is? Do you have two dads? It's okay it's 2016
>with a metaphor
>like
>like
>like
>like
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77994841
Anons english teacher must be proud.
>>77994641
>>77994701
>>77994735
Hey bro wot's up, Chinese/Malay or Tamil?
>>77994917
Mrs. Farrow had really nice tits desu.
>>77989320
Living in Mexico is like taking your mom to the prom, sure, everyone will laugh, but as soon as you arrive home you're gonna get laid.
>>77994739
>Being this retarded
Smh
>Be a canadian
>Wake up 5 am,see abdul fucking your wife
>'Oh well the government requires it'
>Get up
>Prepare breakfast
>Wants to eat bacon n eggs
>Remember that bacon is haram
>Eat eggs for breakfast
>Go to work
>Boss is a 70 iq refugee
>Hurrr jim suck ny cock
>Legally required to do what refugees want
>Suck ahmeds cock
>He jizzes on your face
>You get pregnant because everyone in canada is a tranny/rapefugee
>Baby is muslim
>Legally required to not abort it
>Go home,find abdul fucking your wife
>Say 'sorry abdul,but can you please stop that'
>Abdul:ALLAHU ACKBAR RACIST
>Arrested
>In jail
>Posts about canada while getting rammed by tyrone
>>77992569
>>77994931
Chink
>>77994810
>He doesnt know gay marriage is illegal here
>>77995013
YIKES
>>77995132
My neighbourhood is 95% white and 5% Asians brought here to be maids
>>77995013
>Fucking your mom
>>77995132
Memes aside. Indonesia is like the biggest cuck country in the world. As a bulé you get treated like royalty. I had 12 tinder matches on my way rrom the airport to the hotel and got my dick sucked by one of literally before before unpacking my shit. Also people literally say ´sorry' as a greeting. Indonesia is the canada of SEA
>>77995483
Ok senpai,stay delusional.
>He doesn't realise Singapore is the richest country in ASEAN
>>77995533
What the fuck is a bule?
>>77995533
Kek this.Both think they are better than their smaller neighbours but they are not(SG&USA)
>>77995577
Oh realized that's singapore, not indonesia, my bad.
>>77989320
>Algeria is like an old dusty Porsche
>it used to be something special back in the day when whites owned it, but now it's owned by some sand niggers who got it off the used car lot
Fixed that for you
>>77995577
Being the best piece of shit in the pile of shit isn't an achievement
>>77994375
Thanks to women
>>77995732
>Being the worst pile of shit in the pile of shit is better
If you kill your enemies they win
>>77995577
>What the fuck is a bule?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhhDYAidUsE
>>77995533
Paid escorts or just some random randi's?
>>77995013
osea que chingas a tu madre
>>77995805
That's the logic Americans use to justify their winning 1812, they started it not us
Burgerland is like the Catholic church.
Started out with a really solid set of ideals which were quickly corrupted because *everyone* had to accept them.
Eventually rose to power and took lots of lands from people, also killed lots of natives
Had an inquisition.
Constantly asks for money which goes to its administrators' pockets
Has saved the day a bunch of times
Currently in love with Muslims
Won't let people do fun things that they want to do
Best schools around usually
>>77995870
Law students, marketing professionals, event organizers. Paid escorts are for german guys in their fifties. I find them personally gross and didn't need to use their service but some of them are absolute turbos if you're into that.
>>77996020
>Defending trudeau
This can't get any better
>>77995858
Those houses make me want to vomit
>>77990127
>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe
You're goddamned right it is
>>77996210
When did I defend him?
>>77996262
>Canada,A delusion cuck that thinks he is better than everyone else.
>>77996331
'They started it,not us'-Taking awaybthe blame from trudeau.
>>77995577
>>He doesn't realise Singapore is the richest country in ASEAN
Yeah with competition like the Philippines, Indonesia, Laos, Cambodia, etc ... I wouldn't brag if I were you.
>>77996404
>Canada,A delusion cuck that thinks he is better than everyone else
By every objective measure, we are. U mad?
>>77996404
Except they did start it? Americans always claimed to have won 1812, so I guess to them if you kill your enemy they win!
>>77996262
Why the fuck is Israel a transparent cube?!
>>77996465
Our gdp per capita is higher than yours kek
>>77996571
Yea,Im mad that autists think their country is better than an actually good country.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
>>77996772
>>77996772
Because they are a special snowflake that doesn't have to play by he other polan-ball's rulebook
>>77994173
A Chinese made some observations on the subject of Indian rivers, as I recall...
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
>>77997162
The body dumping only increased since then sad to say, the hike of prices of items needed for a proper cremation has led to the poorer family members just dumping unburned or half-burned bodies of their love ones into holy rivers...
Troy.
>>77989320
Where Murica's day beigins :^)
>>77991515
vic represent
S. Korea is like 3rd world kid adopted to hollywood star. You are much richer than your unlucky brother, but still feels like shit, and not really happy.
>>77998844
Hey there Navy Fag !
>>77999127
How' Lil' Kim doing by the way? I assume the news of him being 'Akber'd' was fake?
