What is the best weapon/tool to have besides firearms?
And why is it a spear or club?
I have a claymore
definitely not the best but would be cool to slay someone with it
plumbata
A good dog.
>>77974783
This.
One of these
>>77974612
The best offense is a deadly defense, booby traps motherfucker.
>>77974612
Spearfag, swords are better, 5 to 7.5 mm of cutting edge for faggots like you.
>>77974612
a dagger
>>77976770
Daggers are for thiefs, swords are for warriors.
Get out sneak fag.
An decommissioned Weapons apc, just run cunts over innit. Or a tank with no cannon
>>77976966
>Implying i can't just teleport behind and kill him with my sword
>>77974612
The Billhook.
Do you even Total War?
I'd say the best weapon besides a firearms is a brain, which even the firearms essentially needs.
>>77975090
I love your b8 m8
>>77976950
They're also for close quarters, like, a house or an office building for example.
Apart from my guns I've got one of these. It would definitely fuck somebody up.
>>77976689
>Lame swordfag
/pol/earms are the best
Reach
Hooks
More force behind blows
Can stab in tight spaces
>>77974612
If you didn't mind some collateral property damage I think a homemade flamethrower would be a good bet. They would definitely not see it coming
>>77974932
This. A large, well-trained animal is going to end most conflicts before they start. I had a meth head break in to my place at close to three AM years ago and my Corso had him cornered, cowering, and a step away from pissing himself before I was even downstairs.
>>77974612
A safe room, cameras and a toxic gas generator.
>>77976689
Lol I'd wreck you with a quarterstaff, m80.
>>77977288
Shields and swords are infinitely better.
Can block
Can parry
Easy maneuver
Can charge the enemy
More speciality in sword types
A lot of weapon based martial arts for swords
I have thought about it, since it will be close quarters with limited swing room, you are looking at a short sword or a short spear. Unless you live in the god blessed USAryan and can own a gun.
Related
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ATUX7UG/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_2_4?colid=2BWA7BX1WKHIV&coliid=I8KX1QHNFGGF0
>>77977543
Now that's just great, go somewhere else if you aren't providing reasons.
>2015+1
>Not using a wrist crossbow and sword for home defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HH7mBTbHM
>>77977543
Think you could stop a 220 pound mastiff in a charge?
>>77974612
Faith in Jesus Christ.
Yeah... swords and shit
Attack liger
The Power of Kek
>>77977288
Polearms are only really good in formation. 1v1 not so much. Especially for home defense.
>>77977873
Hey, swords are better than a shotgun, right?
Please no firearms, read the post.
>>77977871
Did this thread tickle your autism?
This thread couldn't have come in a better time for me. I've been trying to make up an excuse for buying a sword and now I got it: self-defence.
>>77977921
I imagine a lapliger would be just as effective really.
motherfucking mace
do you even deus vult
>>77978141
Maces are heavy and only good against armor and shield fags.
>>77974612
atgeir
Eigill Skallagrimsons favorite amongst others, they liked to wear tons of weapons at the same time.
Basically a short spear that also have an axe
>>77978022
>besides firearms
this isn't some bumfuck country I live in, I live In the best goddamn country in the world. A place where I could buy that bad boy up there at Walmart. I don't need a medieval hunk of metal when I have good ole Remington in my closest.
>>77974612
Pepper spray.
Requires zero force or training to use properly to blind and immobilize someone so you can stab them easier.
>>77977047
this pretty much looks like an atgeir variant
>>77978280
So pepper spray and dagger?
>>77978210
Maces are good against anything
A pike
>>77978503
Tell that to my sword brute.
No it's not a katana.
>>77978566
Pike fags get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77977985
>Spear is only good in formation, not 1v1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8RWLxlzTiM
Spear has reach. When you can reach your opponent and your opponent cant reach you, the advantage is heavily on your side. The person with the sword spends the entire fight trying to negate your reach, which you can undo his progress by stepping back or widening your grip on the spear.
>>77978280
Best hope you're outside or had time to don a gas mask.
>>77978210
Go back to Runescape
As long as you have a bit of muscle a mace becomes a tool of dodge-or-a-bone-breaks
>not having a hammer for crushing Targaryen degenerates
>>77977544
Shields are good
Check out YouTube's diy
Make your own if you want
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qajuchtik
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyai2TqTTe0
>>77974612
That's not a dog.
>>77977544
In your house no. Your best bet while indoors is to find a hallway and point your spear, long sword, rapier, anything with a good stabbing point forward.
A shield.
>>77978896
Spear beats dog
>>77974612
In the closeness of a room in a house, actually something like a hand-axe is the best melee weapon.
bigger weapons like Katanas and claymores in a house just aren't as good as a small axe or short one handed sword.
>>77978985
Thats a risky bet. You get one chance.
>>77977046
Pshh nothing personal kid
>>77978759
Sure, if you can act quickly and not tire yourself if you can't land a hit.
Thinking brute force can beat dodging is also idiotic, but my mistake if i only think they are upper effective on people who rely on blocking.
>>77978922
Ok, why not ambush or get ambushed in your own house then?
>>77978985
>dogs barking
>dog charges crazy man with spear
>as he's focused on the dog he's killed from behind by equally crazy homeowner with spear
happy summer
>>77979100
I've killed coyotes and hogs with my boar spear
My home defense is very simple...
I'm never there!!!!!
>>77979304
What about your belongings?
Great reddit thread up votes all around
>>77974932
Exactly. I would want a pack a German shepards. Multiple is way better than one.
>>77979424
http://youtu.be/-d8EYyveK_E
>>77974723
Damn bro, isn't that a little bit overkill?
Compact crossbow.
>>77979271
Coyotes and hogs are working on instinct, a properly trained security dog is a different kind of animal.
>>77979391
>home defense
>reddit thread
The real question here is how you know how reddit works and even threw in upboats.
>>77974723
same. feels good man
>>77974612
i have a hatchet and a can of bear spray for backup.
i doubt i'll need them though.
>>77979627
Okay
>>77978881
You are so right.
>>77976950
sword is retarded indoors, you want a dagger.
>>77978210
>heavy
maybe if you're a pussy. maces weigh 2-3 lbs
>>77979733
I'll guess battles inside castles or inside walls were open space then?
>>77974932
>>77977388
Can second this. My family has historically kept doberman pinscher and rottweilers on our property. Never had break ins. Never been fucked with.
Jesus I knew this was an autistic board but the discussion immediately devolved into swords vs spear arms?
Buy a gun op.
>>77979752
The problem is the air resistance it get's, if you want to land a hit you have to be fast or calculate the movement.
>>77979111
Thing is, dodging takes much more effort and finesse than swinging a fucking club, and you being a /pol/ack, I doubt you're capable of ducking and weaving long enough to get a hit in.
Unless you have a spear in which case lel
Warhammer master race
>>77979860
Read the OP
Key words "besides firearms"
>>77974612
>What is the best weapon/tool to have besides firearms?
My fist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-Ii4HUkww
>>77974612
Clubs OK but next to a spear is the sword
Something that can be used one handed in close quarters is ideal, cutlass were used on ships because they were handy in close ranks on the deck or in tight quarters bellow deck. Anything with about a 24 in blade or smaller would work well, a cutlass, arming sword, wakazashi or any other short sword that you like
>>77978210
I appreciate you properly hyphenating that compound modifier.
>>77977288
halberd even better
>>77980067
Meant for
>>77978759
>>77979906
The problem has been stated in my previous comment >>77979880
That is the main problem about it, you have to think and not just swing it around, not hitting something tires you more.
>>77980110
Yep, halberds are pretty useful
Pretty much three weapons in one form
you guys are all so stupid the best offense is the best defense pay 5 dollars to a group of niggers to rob anyone who gets near your house so robs and people in general know to stay away
bonus all your neighbors will move away so you dont have to deal with them either
>>77977388
is a cane corso good as a guard and protection dog ? do they hold criminals at bay or do they also attack them if they need to ?
>>77980334
cyan:wave:Sell rune halberd 35k
>>77980318
Well, yeah, not as easy to use as a pokey stick.
Are warhammers actually all that easy to use? Seems like you'd get the benefits of a polearm and a mace...
A simple "this a no- gun zone" sign should do the trick.
>>77976689
literally no one started with a sword then switched to spear.
The spear was king until the polearms
>>77980710
Warhammers are just heavy weapons for delivering a blow, it's great if the enemy is unarmed, stays still or runs towards you.
But as i stated, hard to use.
>>77974612
Short sword, 2 foot blade.
>>77980710
Very easy to use, they are generally lighter than maces but hit hard and with the spike, are more dangerous
>>77980826
Spears are better in halls and in group
Slingshot
>>77981055
Slingbow
>>77974612
i have one of these and i actually know how to use it, been studying the joachim meyer school of german longsword fighting for a while, shit is based. when will you boys realize that HEMA is the real red pill? reclaim the fighting techniques of your ancestors. it is shameful that the nips and chinks can all still fight in the traditions of their ancestors but most of us can't.
>>77980526
I'd like to think so
>>77974612
Knives, but bash also works
>>77974723
The sword, the anime or the land-mine?
>>77979478
perfect for when you need to kill someone AND remodel the house a bit
>>77979190
>dogs havent eaten in seven days
>>77981625
You really think anyone is a) going to give you enough time and space to draw your fagstick, and b) let you walk around with that thing on?
Get real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCgO70Guls
A bow. Just drop back one tech.
An axe. Literally the most practical weapon + tool combo available easily aside from a spade.
Spiked baseball bat. Surprised no on mentioned this
I have one of these, found it cleaning up behind Casa Loma and they let me keep it
>>77977145
He's in Mexico. I doubt he even has walls.
>>77982465
An Axe has extra weight for chopping wood that we do not need 1 v 1
The Tomahawk is faster due to being light.
>>77974612
Spears are an absolute shit choice for indoor use. Short swords are far better if we're talking "anything but a gun" as they can be used without any "dead zones" while you're moving through your house. Meaning a home invader can't just hug the wall next to the door you're trying to get through and laugh his ass off while you sit there being useless as shit with your longass spear that can't reach him at that angle.
Clubs are a little better, but you need to specify what kind of length and such we're talking here. Golf club? Baseball bat? Mini bat? Shortsword's still the safer choice, since you can swing it to cut or slice at your opponent, or you can stab them with it. Whatever club you're wanting to use, a thrusting motion won't do anywhere near as much harm as a blade would, and it opens you up to the risk that they're going to just grab it and rip it free from your hands. That won't happen with a blade. So with clubs you're limited to swinging motions, wide ones if you want any kind of power behind it, and those are slow.
Still better if you're not a complete faggot and you just buy a gun or three.
>>77981959
Yes
>>77974612
KNIFE SHOOTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5XvHWKVD0
>>77974612
I have a gladius and a kukri. Duel wield for the win
>>77974783
The japs are on fire lately
>>77974849
underrated as hell.
>>77982970
Like Tokyo in '45.
>>77976770
muzzie detected
>>77974612
I have a spear, sword and some daggers. But they aren't very sharp or easy to handle in close quarters like the hallways of my house so I prefer a pistol and a pocket knife.
>2016
>Doesn't have a Looker Gun
>>77983220
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J8LYi16QIQ
>>77974612
The best defense is to educate people and communicate. You're going to get a lot of crime when everyone is essentially unequal. Blacks killing whites, a couple whites killing a black. Ingroup and outgroup naturally oppose.
>>77974612
Nail gun.
>>77983065
Damn seppos are on fire lately
Although I feel pretty embarassed about it. I'm literally going to buy a really nice katana as a backup just in case the gun grabbing faggots ever actually succeed somehow.
(inb4 someone posts that pic of the fedora with a sword and leather duster)
Home invaders will be sorry, literally no matter what.
>>77974612
baseball bat, baseballs, rocks, taser, big dog, knives etc.
>>77974612
Nerve Gas + Chem Suit
>>77983607
well can't say you didn't ask for it.
ASP baton 28" long duracoat, IWB holster for it. because you need to be able to conceal the weapon if you want it available when you need it, same as a pistol in a constitutional carry state.
Hatchets, crowbar, baseball bat, machete, tanto, spear, sword, longbow, etc
If they have a gun, fucking run, or get a gun.
>>77982644
>found it cleaning up behind Casa Loma and they let me keep it
Noice, those are illegal so good find
>>77983607
>just in case the gun grabbing faggots ever actually succeed somehow
Then just make them, it's simple as $100 and a trip to homedepot
>>77974612
I have an idea
Pic related is a 1.5 farad capacitor with a working voltage of 450 volts and a max surge voltage of 525
It would be easy to build a circuit for charging and charging would prob take 5 - 10 sec.
After that I would attach a spike to the two contacts, these are important because the human skin has a high amount of electrical resistance so it would help to peirce it.
Once I stabbed them with it the discharge would be more than enough to kill them
>>77974612
Macuahuitls are the best for defense.
Aztecs could decapitate horses with these.
>>77984381
I used to play D&D with a guy who chased an intruder out of his home with a katana
>>77986842
that looks absolutely evil
A shortspear.
>>77982667
he'll have a big wall on his northern border soon enough
>>77986842
Shit for slicing through Spaniards though..
I bought one of these at a gun show, you'd really not want to get hit with one, and you can even kill people with them.
>>77984381
A washing pole would be a shitty home defense weapon, shits too big to swing.
>>77974612
A brain Help a lot !
>>77974612
>What is the best weapon/tool to have besides firearms?
There's an old saying that for even GFW's appreciate the power of a loud WAV file recording of a Winchester pump shotgun going clickety-clack in the dead of night.
Imagine being a bad guy and hearing the sound of Winchester 20 gauge pump being racked, then staring down a flashlight at the top of the stairs.
Now, imagine shitting your pants.
I quite like chinese swords they are truly great on horseback
>>77974612
sword. a club or baseball bat can do serious damage and kill some one. a spear can keep people at bay and in the right hands kill some one fast
but a sword scares people. long sharp all metal blade gleaming if you swing it at some one and it hits they know it can cut/cleave flesh and even bone if there is enough force
just make sure to get full tang on any european stuff .
>>77988383
>20 gauge.
Don't hurt your dainty little hands, dear.
>>77976770
Not enough range.
>>77974612
Just go full spartan with a spear and a shield and pray they don't have a gun.
>>77988521
wrong image
>>77988155
ha
>>77988541
>Don't hurt your dainty little hands, dear.
A 20 guage is a nice compromise for the man of the family, his wife, and their 3 kids, all of whom share the gun.
>>77988521
>they are truly great on horseback.
4chan:
A website for Mongolian yurt appreciation.
>>77974612
Anything is good if you know how to use it .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TToz0lZmK2g
>>77988650
Don't forget his wife's boyfriend
>>77988282
blackjacks are serious shit, lead weight melted onto a tensioned spring wrapped in leather, if you hit someone on the head with that it'll kill them via subdermal hematoma, they banned cops from carrying them back in the 1930s because they were killing people at insane rates. hit a big block of ice with that thing it'll smash into pieces if the weight is 14oz like it should be..
>>77988650
>dont talk to me or my wife's gun.
>>77974612
The best thing would be to go full Spartan.
A spear + xiphos short sword.
You want to be able to defend yourself up close and personal AND you want to have some reach.
http://traditionalarcherybows.com/handmade_greek_spartan_lakonian_sword_p65.html
A cell phone to call the police.
Just saying .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DxYxxZPJxw
>>77988785
fucking hell, i always knew japs had to be shit at fencing looking at their shit weapons
>>77974612
Trucker's Friend
I would say a woodchopping axe or at least a hatchet since you're not really allowed to defend yourself with firearms here.
Flog them with the flat side like a hammer, if shit gets real use the choppy side.
Also they're dirt cheap
>>77989216
Well its a Boken lol what you expect ?
>>77974612
a chainsaw.
Just think about it: Jamal and Tyrone are breaking into this whitey's house thinking its easy pickings, then suddenly hear from the upstairs angry yells about standing muh ground and the revving of a chainsaw. Aint no nigga gonna stay around to get Leatherface'd.
>>77989295
And also this
>>77977288
Too easy to be disarmed by multiple opponents, with an arming sword very hard for someone to grab it unless they have leather gloves even then with enough meat on your bones and it being sharp enough you could damage their palms quite badly.
>>77986842
Obsidian will fuck your shit up, I'd almost be afraid to handle a weapon like that
>blade accidentally lightly grazes your leg
>rip an artery open and die
>>77989379
its a shinai retard
boken is made from wood and you cant swing it like that
>>77989295
Why would a trucker need a hand axe?
>>77977288
http://classic.battle.net/diablo2exp/items/exceptional/polearms.shtml
>>77988793
>>77988823
>dont talk to me or my wife's gun.
Seriously, guys, we're talking about fucking RECORDING of a 20 gauge pump shotgun being racked.
Do you really think a bad guy can tell the difference between a recording of a 20 gauge and a 12 gauge being racked?
this .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoqrjFX1yI
>>77989478
Chopping up whores bodies for easier disposal
>>77989478
Dismembering their victims, duh
A crowbar. A good swing is basically unstoppable unless they have a crowbar too. Theres no blocking it unarmed, your forearms arent made of steel. Even if your opponent is armed, t'll smash through anything made of wood and bend aluminium handles beyond usefulness, and the hook can be used to pull your opponents weapons and limbs around. The hook also serves to direct all the force into a TINY surface, so you can get some devastating blows.
Plus you can channel your inner Gordon Freeman.
A democrat
>>77989397
Halligan tools are the best ;)
>>77974612
Acid
>>77989603
you dont block heavy weapons you parry them to the side or end up with broekn bones, just fyi.
anyway if someone is trained well enough to parry it, i dont think it matters much what you wield.
>>77989476
Look like Both Shinay and Boken for Kendo .. you the retard ..I post it firts retard
>>77989603
>mfw niggers think they can win against MY FUCKING CROWBAR
>>77977219
Are you a mohican?
Cold Steel gladius machete. It's like under 30 bucks. This style sword is perfect because it is double edged, has a sharp strong stabbing point, has a lot of weight in the tip so you can hack off a limb, and, if you get tackled, you can still stab the fucker due to it's relatively short length.
>>77974723
First post best post.
>>77989832
they are using only bamboo in the vid, shitposter
noone sane is going to swing solid wood at somoeone with so little protection in a sport event
>>77989506
What if they broke into the room where you have your computer (or whatever) with the gun recording?
Do you just bert stare them as you repeatedly click "play media"?
>>77982209
2soon
>>77977047
Billhooks are anti shield polearms you tard
>>77989742
Ishh you right acid seringue is a ninja tool very efficient..
>>77974612
Pocket sand
>>77988794
Yeah, it's an old one like in the picture. I kinda bought it as a joke, you know, "Hey, it's like in the cartoons!", but very quickly realized how deadly it is. I'd feel very safe carrying one.
>>77989936
there is a reason this design got set aside, you know.
its all good if your enemy is unarmed but then what isnt
>>77990098
>>77977544
Aztecs never learn...
Your great great grand father was killed by a halberd, he tried to parry whit his stick, didn't work
I've got something like this as a gift once.
First sandnigger to enter is going to get the hell confused out of him.
This .. I want one .. this is BRILLIANT !
>>77989478
Rescue, defense, chopping a tree which fell into the road, break away tires, truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, killing mexicans.
i have a katana inb4 autism (my friennd gave it to me for $5) and an axe. if those two dont work i have my trusty 2x4 autographed by hacksaw jim duggan himself
>>77982209
Best set up coming through
>>77974612
Personally I like to dual wield short swords but if I want power and range I will just bust out my 2h claymore
>>77990157
What in Gods holy name are you blathering about?
>>77989997
go easy. He's autistic
>>77990071
swat teams have ballistic shields, m8
>>77990164
>>77990098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
>>77990407
that dagger design like that got set aside in history of weaponry for good reasons
>>77990421
this work the best for shield..
>>77990421
Yeah and you usually have a low clearance ceiling you dolt
>>77989997
You only got to rack it once, otherwise you are just ejecting shells.
>>77990545
>fighting with a grappling hook
this whole thread feels like /tg/'s equally autistic younger brother is trying to emulate him
>no one has mentioned using sticky grenades
you fucks probably couldn't come a mile away from my FAMILY
>>77990536
For reasons that were relevant over 2000 years ago.
This is a thread about defending your home, not fighting on a 2nd century AD battlefield.
>>77974612
>>77989603
best post ITT
>>77989782
I seriously doubt a home intruder is going to be able to preform a barehanded parry against a full force crowbar strike coming down at them in the dark. Even if they miraculously were martial arts experts (0.001% of burglars) it'd still be a major feat, and they're liable to still break their hand or forearm if they miscalculate the angle. Even then it'd be relatively intuitive to just continue the parried strike in a circular fashion and strike them with the butt of the crowbar, now that you've closed the distance.
>>77990421
or tits
>>77990676
its a hypothetical thread when you are not allowed to use guns,
if your invader is unarmed then whatever works, even a chair
but if he is armed in melee weapons then i would never pick a gladius
>>77990383
Imagine you're a nigger. You bust the door down, and some sperglord stumbles out of his room wielding both of these things, still in his Sonic footie pajamas.
What do you do?
>>77989997
>What if they broke into the room where you have your computer (or whatever) with the gun recording?
>Do you just bert stare them as you repeatedly click "play media"?
Exactly. That's why it's never a good idea to merely pretend you have a pump action shotgun.
Either rack a real shotgun filled with fake, anodized aluminum SnapCaps, or rack a real shotgun with an alternating mixture of slugs and #2 shot.
My recording comment was only for GFW's.
>>77990726
Ty anon
>>77990641
well clearly you dont know much about martial art and the worst fear of the law enforcement.. but its ok Bro I cover you ..
>>77990728
You are an idiot. A strong martial artist will take that crowbar from you and hit you with it.
>besides a firearm
The op is a trick question.
>>77989936
Gladius is objectively the best choice for both tight corners and open rooms.
>>77990536
A 28 inch gladius with a 19 inch blade is hardly a dagger, it's more of a short sword. A dagger has a 6.5-12 inch blade.
>toooooph
HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
>diveroll to corner of room
>tooooooooph
CHRIS NO!!!!
>my wicked grin shines in the pale moon light
>>77990641
this ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MNv2HPb0xY
>>77990728
>I seriously doubt a home intruder is going to be able to preform a barehanded parry against a full force crowbar strike coming down at them in the dark
yeah but that works with anything heavy, i dont see anything favoring a crowbar besides its usefulness besides combat and ready availability in shops
> Even then it'd be relatively intuitive to just continue the parried strike in a circular fashion and strike them with the butt of the crowbar
parry means strike against a weapon, and the weapon usually goes away with considerable force and brings you with it, no way to continue
the previous strike, from my expierience
>>77977873
Serious question, could you construct a shield that would stop low calibre bullets and buck shot? Surely some kind of hardened plastic with a kevlar weave over the top would do the trick?
>>77990813
Kek
Rape mom
Steal tv
>>77990985
those semantics created many a war on sword forums
same with longsword vs bastard sword
>>77974612
shoot a nigga in the face with your knife
>>77990838
the worst fear of the law enforcement is some pasty NEET throwing a grappling hook at their formation? Cool shit bro, you sound hard. 1488 etc.
>>77991179
What do you think is the best blade for home defense?
>>77991140
>low calibre bullets and buck shot?
Don't need to go all space-age. You could stop those with a block of wood.
>>77991196
Ya you make me think about the Injection Knife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs
>>77990909
I've got 4 years of weekly french swordfighting lessons under my belt, I think I could beat up a significantly higher skilled and stronger (but unarmed) opponent. I'm sure italian swordfighting techniques would work better, but I digress.
Who needs weapons when you have shit like Draino+aluminum foil, bleach+ammonia and creativity.
Otherwise Nunchaku and Kukri knife.
to sum it up
imo best way would to throw a dagger if youre allowed to throw stuff if not get a epee or sabre, pinacle weapons against unarmored enemy and short enough to fight in tight corridors
>>77990285
>truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, killing mexicans.
That's what you get for smuggling them in your truck
You read that in my voice.
>>77991260
Ya well its a fact .. they hate dart and Grappling hooks ..
>>77991400
We ff8 nao
>>77991061
>slow motion 0 resistance martial art demos on youtube.
wew lad
>>77990813
Gladius and shield combo aren't really the autistic fendora's weapon of choice.
Now if you said katana and metal headband
>>77991260
Its 2016 bro! did you not watch e3 cant believe you're racist against grappling hooks.
>>77991353
>>77991463
throw a dagger
i dont know what to do if you dont want to kill the invader though
