/pol/ I need your help.
I was vacationing with my husband in Banff the other weekend and we met a rich arab guy while having dinner at the farimont springs. He invited us to see his ferrari and my husband was instantly up this guys ass. They went out for a drive and when they came back my husband told me I was going to fuck the guy for $500 and he was going to watch.
I freaked out and started to cry so he called it off. Now we are back home and I dont know what to say to him. I'm so angry he would think something like this was okay.
What should I do?
>Leaf
Colour me surprised.
>>77951826
Hey man $500 is $500.
>>77951826
Wow you cheated your husband out of $500. You should feel ashamed.
>>77951826
y udo dis?
>>77951826
fake and gay.
I wanna fuck that statue
>>77951826
Your husband is a consumerist tool. Probably a Muslims as well. Shouldn't have married him though. Ok amen.
>>77951826
A new level of Canadian shitposting..
I like it
>>77951826
Don't fall for the sand nigger trap.
>>77951826
A cuck that does it for money is a pimp with a fetish for voyeurism. I can respect that.
Pay a guy $500 to fuck him.
>>77951826
>>77951967
Holy shit. That's stone. That's insane.
Can sculptors pull this off nowadays?
>>77951826
>probably copypasted from reddit
Leafs are the worst posters here next to kangaroos
>>77951967
What's the name of that statue?
That's really skilled craftsmanship.
>>77951826
Goddamn you have a shit pimp. He's only working one fucking girl.
Maybe what they say is true, pimpin ain't easy.
>>77952284
;3
>>77951826
Tell him that he ever suggests something like that again you will kill him ... if he does, do it.
>>77951826
Make like a tree, and get out of there.
>>77951959
The guy had a Ferrari. 500 is pretty weak, lad. Either way it never should have happened. Some white men are just ruining everything.
>>77952376
I can't quite remember, it prob Italian renaissance.
>>77952410
Eh, that's not that impressive in comparison to wet drapery.
That shit gets me hard.
>>77951826
>only $500
I guess your not that attractive hun
>>77952505
Fucking plebs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_Proserpina
>>77952284
The question is: are you prepared to pay an artist 5+ years to do it?
>>77951826
>1 post by this ID
>>77952376
other pic
>>77952586
Thank god, someone cultured
>>77951826
>1 post by this user
SAGEd
>>77952284
No.
>>77951826
>cucknadian """shitposting"""
>>77951826
Make up a new husband.
>>77951959
>I'm not a cuck, but $500 is $500.
>>77952586
How dare you.
>>77951826
would be more believable if you put $5000, speciaylly if we are talking canacuck dollars.
but again, I expect too much of you, after all you are just a fucking leaf.
>>77951826
Doubt this is true, but if it was.
You leave him and that's all. Doesn't matter how you do it you just have to get it done.
If he is willing to let another man fuck you, especially for $500, he doesn't love you.
>>77952376
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_Proserpina
>>77951826
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
Become Christian. If he can't handle it and commits fornication against you. Divorce him.
>>77951826
OP, are you a transsexual? Having been on here...linger than I care to remember, I think there has been one girl on here in that time.
What sort of sexual identity crisis brought on by the Jews do you have?
>>77951826
Ah, the Eternal Foliage strikes once more.
>>77952719
y u do dis?
Bernini appreciation thread? Bernini appreciation thread
>>77952586
> Bernini was only 23 years old at its completion.
>23 years old
Now, you remember what pathetic things you did at 23 years old.
This is real and I can't just leave my husband we are partners for life.
Hey Anon, u mirin' my composition?
Either red pill him or find a better man. Personally I would rather starve than let my wife have sex with another man for money.
You aren't a wife, you're a prostitute. I do find it strange he allowed you to turn down a client. I'd keep an eye out though. It could be he just didn't want to make a scene and your punishment is still coming.
>>77951826
>$500
He is a retard.
I would not let a random rich arab fuck my wife for less than 1 million. Is that or fuck off.
>>77951826
>He invited us to see his ferrari and my husband was instantly up this guys ass
If it was an F40, I totally understand him.
>>77953046
Probably playing Diablo 2 and eating Cheetos/drinking mountain Dew.
>>77953066
>real
>Wants to pimp out wife
itt: things that never happened.
>>77951826
Should've married a neckbeard with a fedora. You had your chance m'lady.
>>77952376
bernini is an actual god
>>77953095
Interesting piece. This one requires further study.
>>77952284
that would be white supremacy
>>77953691
>unzips pants
>>77952613
Sculptor here.
Could do that in about 8 months.
I am actually looking for work. For something like that I would charge 40000 euros.
It may sound like a lot of money for 8 months working and I would not even work every day (only when inspired), but go ahead and try to find someone doing it by hand and for less...
>>77953691
Yes.. further study.
>>77953806
>Could do that in about 8 months.
B'ohkay
/pol/ is the reason I have a statue fetish now.
benis (Michelangelo) vs no benis (Bernini)
>>77951826
Quit him and find a real guy,
Also, since he has a cuckold kink i believe he is anglo, so i recommand you to date a quebecer.
>>77951826
come on pol and make a cuck thread
Sad part is you're a dude roleplaying. Oy goy. Go outside.
>>77952376
>>77952284
The Rape of Proserpina by Italian artist Gian Lorenzo Bernini,
>>77953315
I'd bet it was more but the arab probably offered way less after the cuck said he wanted to watch.
>>77951826
Also I'd call that grounds for a divorce.
>>77953825
Ah yes... another fine example. I wonder what the artist was trying to convey with this piece?
>>77954249
laughing_girls.marble
>>77953324
>Im not gay, but a f40 is a f40
>>77952284
Give it a few years and a 3d printer will do the same in a day
>>77954249
Tits.
>>77951826
>believing this is a real girl
>believing this is a real story
Reddit invasion is real
Guys I thought /pol/ said
>Italians
>white
So now are they white or not? Or just Bernini is white?
>>77954249
European female grace & playfulness.
>>77954249
>I wonder what the artist was trying to convey with this piece?
Art back then wasn't like what's it's become after the 1950's, or even the early 1900's. Most of these masterpieces were commissioned works by the Church, or aristocrats.
Ancient Greco-Roman society had a huge hard on for the human body form, so they would often commission these artists to craft some dank representations of their finest harem maidens. This was especially true during the time of the Catholic church.
>>77953066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oerO5nEixQ
>>77954249
A slut walk.
I think what i'll do is divorce and then marry the rich arab.
Ummm timestamp?
>>77954503
Who said that? Probably an american.
Just ignore americans when they talk about race.
>>77954769
y udo dis anon?
>>77954384
>ctrl+z'ing the shit out of a 3d model is totally the same as a "you fuck up on this one tendril of hair, and the entire piece is ruined" approach to working with FUCKING BLOCKS OF MARBLE
>>77954789
And tits of course
>>77954847
This is clearly shit compared to the other ones
>>77951967
Great statue but I can't take it seriously after this face
>>77954960
crass faggotry indeed
>>77954910
Sounds exactly like my experiences with Autodesk 3DS Max kek
>>77954960
I like how it displays European female fairness.
77954384
I am the spanish sculptor. A "Stone CNC" could already do that, and then you could polish it out by hand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p-nTYKPo_I
We had one of these in the school, and it is how we do most of the sculptures today (we have one machine shared by like 20 sculptors)
But if you like the art, then you need to work by hand. We are not on this thing for the money, althought we need to survive too...
>>77952664
>>77952410
>>77951967
>However, in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, when Bernini's reputation was at a low ebb, critics found fault with the statue. The eighteenth-century French visitor Jerome de la Lande allegedly wrote that "Pluto's back is broken; his figure extravagant, without character, nobleness of expression, and its outline bad; the female one no better".[8] Another French visitor to the Villa Ludovisi was equally critical, stating, "The head of Pluto is vulgarly gay his crown and beard give him a ridiculous air, while the muscles are strongly marked and figures poses. It is not a true divinity, but a decorative god
french /v/ of the 19th century
>>77955521
>>However, in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, when Bernini's reputation was at a low ebb, critics found fault with the statue. The eighteenth-century French visitor Jerome de la Lande allegedly wrote that "Pluto's back is broken; his figure extravagant, without character, nobleness of expression, and its outline bad; the female one no better".[8] Another French visitor to the Villa Ludovisi was equally critical, stating, "The head of Pluto is vulgarly gay his crown and beard give him a ridiculous air, while the muscles are strongly marked and figures poses. It is not a true divinity, but a decorative god
>french /v/ of the 19th century
dey prob proto commies tbf desu
>>77955257
>tfw you will never live in a cottage near a forest like that
Where can I find a peaceful English forest to live in, where I can be a massive merry faggot?
>>77953959
Fuck
I really like how you can see the effort and straining in the throwers face.
>>77955132
>rape face
>>77953959
The proportions on David are really weird
>micropenis
>huge head
>huge hands
What does it mean?
>>77955257
I wonder what that guy in the background is contemplating? hehe
>>77951826
do NOT tolerate degeneracy
dump him and tell him he is a cuck
>>77955704
There are some places in the UK.. but what if in a few decades the Muslims expand from the major cities? :o
Why not spend the $500 on mints
>>77951826
>cuckposting
The new shit posting.
Well played leafbro
>>77951826
obviously fake.
>>77953959
Bernini looks better, that David looks slightly ill-proportioned
>>77955865
>micropenis
>>77954349
kek this post needs more (you)s
>>77955521
Don't mind the french. They were always envious of their more successful Italian cousins.
>>77953095
Those feet though
>>77955883
;3heh
>>77951826
I'm guessing you lost more respect for him than if he actually went through with it and made you do it.
You'd probably think it was hot.
>>77953095
Dammit britain I didn't want to fap today. But now that I'm hard...
>Stone tits are best tits
>>77956305
sry desu
>>77956399
good reference material i will save it
>>77956698
if its good enough for Picasso its good enough for me
>>77956624
..i got the reference material on lock
>>77956399
An interesting study on the female form
>>77952817
>broken dead kike
Not interested in jews thx
well i've been found out, have some more lovely sculptures.
>:0
>>77951826
Hey babe, do you like hard working fishermen?
>>77957005
Ah, more reference material.. very good.
>>77956867
noice
>>77956179
the misproportions are intentional. big head and hands to counteract foreshortening and keep the overall commanding and masculine presence when viewed from below. little dicks were en vogue at the time. they considered big fat hogs to be comical and degenerate, only fit for animals.
And thats all ive got.
>>77957262
What happened to this sculpture?
>>77951826
kek, roastie BTFO'd
>>77957708
Not sure man, I don't even know what sculpture it is though tbf desu.
>an Arab oil sheikh was only willing to pay $500 to fuck you
OP confirmed ugly as fuck
Oops found one more
Is this what pol has become? Faggoys spewing gay stories trying to make each other look bad? Reddit really has taken its toll on this place. You faggots used to be a force to be reckoned with. Now, you are reddits cumsock.
Well done.
>>77953899
The sculpture was begun in 1621 and completed in 1622
>>77958018
awww yeah
>>77951967
I would be one of those assholes instantly reaching out to touch it on impulse the moment I saw it just to make sure that that was actually stone and not something softer.
>>77953806
Post portfolio or go get pierced by bulls Pablo
>>77955865
>micropenis
Don't be like that, man. He's just a grower, not a show-er.
>>77955865
Michelangelo's David was designed to look like he was scared shitless, but still hold the pose stating that he was going to follow through with his intentions.
Bernini's is an action pose through and through focusing entirely on the anatomy of physical exertion.
>>77953066
up the price and cuck that leaf faggot husband of yours excessively. Make his life like that 'failed polyamorist' fuckhead off leddit. Destroy him.
I for one would never pimp out the wife. I keep her at home all day and refuse her contact with all men, and keep her covered with hijab and burka lest anyone see her body or face...
>>77954377
this guy gets it.
Meh, ancient muh dick.
>>77956179
>>77955865
It was supposed to be on top of a building when it was first commissioned, so the hands and feet were out of proportion because they would be more noticeable.
>>77954586
>female grace
>>77953806
Not offence based artist bro, but in this day and age you can probably 3D print it.
A shame what technology does to real art though
>>77959937
The delicate feminine allure of the European female.
