Alright /pol/
Lets buy this island and start our own nation
The superstitious normies will be too scared to come to our weaboo RWDS paradise
Some details on how fucking metal this place is: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/awesomemysteries/islandofmadness.htm
Lets hash out the details of our new island;
We need a name, some laws and of course our religion shall be the Church of Kek.
I also move that we construct statues of angry frogs around the perimeter to further ward off normalfags.
how much is it?
>>77910761
Half a million euros I think
>>77910818
Not bad at all
>>77910818
the one in the picture? the buildings alone look 2-3 M
>>77910873
Yeah its strange why people are so superstitious
>inb4 ghosts
>>77910993
yeah, whole island sold for 400,000 euros in 2014 according to google
not sure if its still inhabited
>>77910648
OP buying an island DO NOT grant any autonomy from the state law of the country that owns it
all countries will try to stop separatists for fracturing their border integrity
as such buying an island will not lead to forming a new state if you do not posses means to defend it
and EVEN if you somehow manage to do it, the thing will not be able to sustain any significant population
>>77910993
I get the feeling that they're empty and falling apart but as a Carpenter and with some of /pol/ help I'd be glad to fix them up for housing.
>>77911048
cool. where is it?
>>77910818
Pretty cheap
>>77910648
I'll be the priest of the church of kek
>>77911118
I'm a plasterer so we're covered senpai
>>77911105
yeah yeah shhhhhhhhhhhh
>>77911142
Venetian bay area
crowdfund it. set up an indie go go or whatever the fuck. people that contribute 1k can live there. contributions below and you can vacation there once a year
>>77911208
Oh and by the way, the place is littered with mass graves and plague pits
Apparently roughly 160,000 bodies were buried there from ancient Roman times
I've been there.
I lived in Venice from 2006-12. Swam out to the island with friends a few times. Pretty creepy but most of it is superstition.
The island itself is between Venice and lido, in the middle of the lagoon
>>77911222
Anyone willing to work for beer and tendies is welcome
We will need slave labour to build the Great Pyramids of Kek
Also witnessed
>>77910818
Are you stupid? That's the value of my 4 bedroom apartment.
>>77911437
Do people go there often? It looks like theres not even any graffiti
>>77911360
>scared of ancient graves
Never visit Paris.
>>77910648
I like it, but it is too small and we need loads of room for all our white children.
The race aint gonna save itself m8
>>77910648
I'm claiming the Octagon.
You bastards must call me Octavian.
Keep to your amorphous whatever-that-is.
Only hot crazy women are welcome over here.
Until they are found to be tiresome. *splash*
You normies will be crying out for our unique trade goods.
Picnic tables that seat eight.
Wheels that *clunk,clunk, clunk, clunk etc*
Stop signs
All hail Octavian!
Don't call me Gaius. You're fucking Gaius.
>>77910648
>our religion shall be the Church of Kek
/pol/ is Christian
>>77910648
REAL /POL/ONY THREAD
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>>77911630
I'm changing my name to Gaius Julius Caesar and you cant stop me
I shotgun the belltower
>>77911636
Fuck off cuck
>>77911360
>plague pits
wouldn't that mean that rodents/animals there are very likely to be infested by fleas/lice ?
someone set up a fucking crowdfund page
>>77911105
The trick is, to buy the Island, and respect the sovereignty of the country that owns it. Simple as that, and if you keep a low profile, and don't do anything crazy or illegal, they'll just leave you alone.
>>77911685
>I shotgun the belltower
Excellent choice. Forcefully ban alternate methods of keeping time.
>>77912161
I plan on blasting weaboo music at full volume to annoy everyone in the bay
Its also so I can watch you cunts with my scoped rifle to make sure you're not being degenerates
>>77912284
>Ausfalian
>Scoped Rifle
Am I in the land of make-believe?
>>77911360
So we would not only get the island but also a consistent supply of bioweapon material?
I'm in. Forget gas, plague the kikes.
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>>77910648
We should hire a reverend to bless the island.
>>77913023
I have a hunting license
Its not that hard to get guns here, you just need to get a license which is a ton of paperwork so people usually dont bother
Also the regulations are ridiculously strict
why buy island if youre going to claim soverignty
there is plenty of uninhabited land avaliable, i make country in ten year
>>77913623
Anything good /k/ommaraden?
>>77913728
What, like as in guns?
I dont own any, way too expensive for a part timer
If I go hunting with my dad we just hire some rifles or use our family friends'
>>77910648
Isn't that place fucking haunted? They used to put all the dying there. It probably still has plague.
>>77914005
Did you read the link?
Yes its fucking haunted
>>77914005
Yes we can plague anyone we dont like.
>>77914045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSO0__n_TZw
>>77914092
Nice post. Really spooky place.
>>77911636
>a leaf
>>77910648
I propose that a rule be created insisting that everyone on the island be male. This will probably happen anyway, since this is /pol/, but I want to make sure that the island is free from the temptations provided by women. I also want to guarantee that all men are STD free so that we can happily share unprotected sex among our chosen utopian community. Shouldn't be hard to administer either -- we just need testing on arrival and very limited departures, with retesting on return. Like they do in the porn industry. Does this seem practical, anons?
>>77910648
what would /pol/ islands flag be goys?
>>77914445
Smug pepe probably
>>77913297
Not even the 160,000 dead will know peace from our shitposts.
You are foolish to tread, much more LIVE on such forsaken grounds. An island made entirely of the ashes of the diseased and abandoned, and you wish to live on it? Go then. Make camp for a night, but do not blame us when you succumb to the screams of the damned that shriek into the darkness.
>>77914791
>implying its not my goal to redpill some evil spirits and create an undead army of skellys and ghosts
You americans are so overly dramatic
>>77910648
>crapfactory/awesomemysteries/islandofmadness.htm
dude, it's all you. go for it!
>>77914989
They will not listen to our modern tongues. I suggest we try to bless the island or purify it before we even consider taking residence upon it.
>>77915383
Hire some Pajeets to poo on it?
>>77911551
Not too often, most Italians are superstitious
>>77910648
>ITT: LARPing faggots
Kill yourself.
>>77910818
Too cheap. Fake and gay
>>77915462
That will only make them angrier.
I'm in if we can have slaves. Literal slaves, like the good old days in America.
>>77915598
Google it fuckhead
