Post ITT if you want to move to the USA and become a proud american!
How can we best accomplish this?
I think europe is lost and once again it is time for those of us who yaern for freedom to travel west.
However, it's not quite as simple as hopping on a boat anymore.
So let's brainstorm how we can leave this place and become proud americans.
My suggestion is to start a company with some american anons who then hire /pol/ approved people to get them a greencard. The company would have to be something ambiguous so that we could justify hiring people with various different skills.
Something like a news outlet or art firm or whatever..
Anyone with me?
>garbage normie boats
Omega sage.
One: Look up "Sanctuary Cities". Enter on a tourist visa. Live there for decades until the next amnesty, however long that is.
Two: Culturally enrich some American, get married.
I'm with you!
I'll carry you on my back and jump the border for 10 bucks and a night with your wife.
>>77908922
Kek, America's done
Just kick the rapefugees out, loser
>>77909023
Is it really that easy?
Could I buy gun and a house?
Won't Emperor Trump deport me?
>>77909055
Good
Now we need some americans to set up the company
>>77908947
Why not just use the battleship Yamoto.
>>77908922
>>77909055
Might want to wait and see who gets elected. You don't want another Merkel, do you?
>>77909420
Meh
Rapefugees aren't half as bad as the leftist shits who let them in
Seriously, there is too many leftists here. The rapefugees aren't even that much of an issue for me I just want freedom
>>77908922
lets hope hillery will win so they lax the immigration laws so we can waltz right in
>>77909465
Good point
But will it be worse than here?
Everything Hillary could do is already in place here. At worst I would end up in a bigger socialist country
>>77909566
>(((leftists)))
Kick them out too
>>77909566
Yeah, our communist governments are what really scares me.
marry me
>>77909666
Satan Trips. But yeah. Clinton literally said she looks up to Merkel. I don't want you to have false hope. If Trump wins, then I am sure European immigration will be very easy.
Stay the heck away from the US please.
I am trying to get away from Germans..
>>77908922
To be able to get work visas for people coming from abroad the company would need to be huge, nothing pol could accomplish.
>>77909713
>kick out half of the country
Easier to just go desu
>>77909738
Yep
All the orwellian shit going down and nobody even cares. Or worse, they actually cheer for it.
Let them have it but keep me out of that shit.
Just stay out. We dont need more immigrant trash. I'd rather keep our niggers over a bunch of whiny euro cucks. You will never fit in here.
>>77909806
Don't they go after that really hard?
Like you have to live together for a couple of years with random visits and shit?
Where do you live?
>>77909852
pic related, my worst nightmare
I really hope Trump gets in but I doubt he will make it that much easier for europeans unless it gets really bad here.
>>77909948
I thought you just needed proof that no american could do the job in question?
I feel more american than german desu
>>77909666
Has Merkel made herself hyper-rich using her public office and connections? Does she have her own "charitable" foundation? Something like "The Merkel Global Initiative" perhaps?
>>77910197
>I thought you just needed proof that no american could do the job in question?
Not necessarily - it is just a lot of paperwork and money involved in the process.
This is why big companies have no problems importing tons of people, while its basically impossible to get in on a regular job.
>>77910235
Idk
I think she will become some EU or UN person next. Don't think she will ever leave politics.
>>77909994
My confidence in my democratic system died after it dawned on mye during the trudeau election that a bunch of people from 3 different parties (greens don't count) literally get together behind close doors to decide who and how the election is supposed to be carried out.
There is a reason why you see so much diversity in American politics and why there is room for candidates like donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Their system is simply more democratic.
>>77908922
I'm a single gay man who would love a German husband, but you have to be committed to me for life. I'm a gay Catholic and don't believe in divorce.
>>77910404
Well my idea was that people willing to immigrate pay the company for the fees and paperwork. But that would probably be really obvious.
>>77910235
No Thailand, banana republic politics in our states aren't as transparent as they are in your own.
Here the corruption is already sanctified before it occurs. Universities rake in millions despite really showing next to no results per dollar spent. Just big conventions that are barely even productive.
>>77909442
A house? Maybe, but not a gun. Not legally at least.
And yes it's that easy, look at all the Mexicans that do it - and they barely speak English.
>>77909666
Believe me, no matter what happens, America won't change. Only a vocal minority are extreme libshits, but the rest of us are friendly, Christian and keep to ourselves. You'll love it here. Got any talents, OP? You can get a work visa and have all of your paper work fixed up by the company that hires you, but only if you prove to them that you are an asset. Typically the amount of visas a company offers is limited to a small amount as it is expensive to bring in foreign employees.
>>77910476
I agree.
A system like that will naturally create more polarized positions and candidates. Here we will probably see everyone banding together just to stop the AfD. That's not democracy.
>>77910484
Well, I'm not gay. So I doubt it would work out in the long run and neither of us would be happy.
>>77910618
>And yes it's that easy
Yeah not being able to find a job that pays above minimum wage, where you will be abused because your boss knows you can't do shit sounds super easy and great..
I want to come to the us legally man..
>>77910730
Not even the slightest bit of bisexuality?
https://www.queerty.com/straight-24-year-old-proudly-reveals-his-engagement-to-a-wealthy-sugar-daddy-20150925
>>77910129
Damn, that's a bit harsh coming from someone who probably has European ancestry.
Regarding jobs, we exchange all the time. It is tougher getting a work visa put through coming out of LATAM vs western Europe but still very doable. Cross training is a very good reason for temporary work visa.
Problem is time restriction. You need a genuine company at each end, and said companies are held accountable should a work visa holder decide to "extend" their stay. Not the way to go if you want permanent residence.
>>77910618
Well then there's no point. I actually want to be an american and not some illegal who will achieve nothing and constantly look over his shoulder.
>>77910619
That's reassuring. I got a bsc in engineering (architecture). I already looked for jobs in NH but I doubt they'd bring someone over just for basic drafting.
I'm also a decent writer I guess. My best bet is probably going to uni in the US and network as much the possible and try to find a job.
>>77910877
Well... are you a wealthy sugar daddy?
>>77911039
Different anon but would you do what that man in the article is doing? Would you marry a guy and live with him for the rest of your life and have sex with him if he was filthy rich and would support you entirely?
>>77910886
He's a d/c shill. The jews want to keep white people fighting with each other.
>>77908922
I'm putting serious thought into moving out of the UK should things not turn around soon. I think if we do leave the EU and we clamp down on immigration then things might be OK but slowly ramping up the muslims ability to vote in the country is a bad thing and longer term it could be a problem in my lifetime. Looking to possibly move to Switzerland where wages are super high and quality of life is high, or possibly america depending on how long the burgers stay on this socialist trajectory, if trump is president I'd move there in a second.
>>77908922
>61, not 66
One job kruat nigger.
Moving to the US in 2 months. Student visa. If we don't leave the EU, I'm not coming back.
>>77911300
Are Japanese white?
>>77911565
How exactly do you think you'll stay after you're done studying?
>>77911265
Can't access the site...
I would not tho. But if it's like some billionaire I would at least consider it for a moment.
>>77911428
I'm hoping so much for a Brexit but I think the amount of leftists is just too damn high already.
>>77911782
Yes.
Japanese are honorary aryans.
>>77911300
Nah we have just learned to hate europeans here. Your more than welcome here though japo ;-) everyother european country but britain can go fuck themselves....
>>77911923
#notalleuropeans
You wouldn't know the difference except some accent
>>77911802
For the UK or Germany? The UK is pretty much neck and neck so how thing turn out on thursday is really anyones guess right now, it could go either way. But if we do leave it could be grounds for other nations also wanting to leave, I know just the mere act of getting a referrendum has put polling of out EU countries much higher on also asking for their own.
>>77911791
If I decide to stay, I'll try get a job which will give me some kind of working visa. My father also might be getting a green card as he lives over there.
We should start a program that would let us essentially "trade" our nationalities with somebody from another country that would be willing to swap/wants to go to your country for some reason.
Say Trump is elected, for example. There are countless fags who are already saying they will move to Canada or Germoney if Trump is elected, and in both countries you will find somebody who is more than willing to trade places with them. So in a sense, we can trade our unpatriotic faggots with those in another country who would be the opposite. The process would be irreversible.
>>77912058
Eat my American dick hanz....
I can smell your Muslim ass from across the pond. Your dumb ass country started all this in Europe over your shit tier birthrates. Than you fucks convinced the rest of the EU to follow suit, and look what that has got them. Your fucking country is determined to destroy Europe.
>>77911791
>what is a mexican.jpg
>>77908922
Me please!
>>77912083
Germany is full of leftists.
Tbh I think they will just rig the referendum or false flag even more.
I've come to accept that nothing good ever happens in the EU.
>>77912385
Oh well, better than nothing but very anti gun, right? Are there jobs for architects?
>>77912550
I also live in DC.
You can get a job doing anything here. But if you wanna buy guns to shoot you're gonna have to live in Virginia.
Maryland is very anti gun for some reason, most of the state is rural and conservative
>>77912436
This would be amazing. I doubt that many liberals would go through with it tho. How do we go about starting this?
It could be a groundbreaking concept in general and coupled with the right buzzwords it could gain traction especially amongst leftist circles.
>>77912468
M8
My great grandpa fought in WW1, my great grandma (who is still alive at 96) went to prison for trying to escape the DDR. My grandpa snuck on a plane when he was 14 to leave that shithole. He had already made connections to work on a ship to America once he made it to western germany. The commies caught him tho.
My grandma was a nurse in WW2, she told me tons of stories of nights spend underground while allied bombers raided their city.
My ancestors further down the line came from France and Poland (back then it was Germany).
I ain't no fucking muslim, and my people have always longed to live free.
>>77912992
Ignore the Muslim shill Hanz.
>>77912468
And don't blame me for the actions of these commie politicians. I have never voted for them or any of their shit.
>>77912722
I want to apply at the university of Virginia for a msc. Heard they were pretty good. But I'd do any work for a year or two, as long as it's not in some ghetto.
>>77912992
>> all that butthurt
Ich bekomme so langsam das Gefühl, dass du keine Vorhaut mehr hast Mehmed.
>>77913162
That's actually true. I had phimosis as a kid because of my huge dick. Even more reason to move to America.
>>77912992
Many people will go through with it just to prove a point, but as I said, it would be irreversible. You could probably talk some leftists by droves into moving to a muslim country, like Sweden, all the while gaining better people. I would say the fastest way to implement it would be to start some sort of petition and get enough signatures to where your system would have to look into it and make a deal. Imagine if we had about 10+ countries looking into this, we could get the ball rolling. Shit, you can even lie and say its for diversity.
>>77911802
>I would not tho. But if it's like some billionaire I would at least consider it for a moment.
Say this guy approaches you and he says he has ten billion dollars, and if he was telling you the truth and, he offered to support you the rest of your life and buy you pretty much anything you want if you marry him and have sex with him on a regular basis and live with him in a monogamous relationship for the rest of your life and you had only five minutes to decide would you agree to it?
>>77913585
How would we call it? It definitely needs a hashtag..
#DiversityExchange
#DX
Or something with open borders?
I'm not good with hashtags
But in theory everyone should support this. Leftists could move to their socialist utopias and leftist states would get obedient taxpayers. Right wingers could unite and MAGA, and libertarians could do whatever they wanted.
But we gotta be careful not to make it about politics too much, or the left will oppose it as a right wing conspiracy.
>>77908922
Immigrate legally bro, it isn't easy but we don't take shit whites, at least.
>>77910953
This guy>>77910619 is right kraut-bro none of the bill of rights will be changed. and gun control is the weakest it's been in decades.
>>77913921
No
He looks too masculine
And I would not trust him. If he was a trap and we would set up a legal contract, then yes.
>>77914260
I won't do it illegally. If shit really goes down here I might try for asylum but I will first try legal ways. I will probably have to leave my gf then...
>>77914405
Gun rights are kinda my main concern desu. And of course all the tyranny that comes without them. I don't want to end up in some commie gulag or beheaded without the chance to fight back. And I don't want to be governed, or should I say ruled, by people who deny my fundamental rights.
>>77913921
Given it was all legit and there was 100% prove that it wasn't a trap (and if it was granted that the embassy wouldn't question shit) I might go for it
>>77908922
I'll help import you as long as you are white or Asian, no nigs or shitskins
>>77908922
Donald Trump will allow more white immigration, so there's that.
>>77913968
It could be anything depending on the situation. I believe back a year ago you guys had a #RacistsforRefugees hashtag going on. I dont use twitter, so I dont know much about hashtagging, but we should come up with a name for it, then work off of that. Does have to sound legit too to be taken serious by government officials.
What I had in mind for the plan is something where you would ofc take a test on your applicant country on the laws of the land, culture/etc. and pass and be put on a wait list., while somebody from the applicant country does the same on that end. You could even get in touch via social network and give em tips on how to live in XXX country and its customs. As long as both pass and arent criminals, then the government would go ahead and do the citizenship exchange paperwork. This could work on a massive level too and open up a small market for "buying" someones citizenship from somebody who wants to swap with you, but is a little reluctant. Possibilities are endless. Iv'e been looking into the idea practically since Trump announced his presidency bid. Working on it whenever I have time, and eventually ill have some lawyer look thru it and see if its alright to petition the white house for this. Somebody will always be willing to take your place.
>>77914808
100% white, blonde and blue eyed.
Bit of a manlet tho
>>77915030
Well it can't imply that one half of the people participating are racists, that's for sure. And I guess if you want to move the dindus the 'not a criminal' clause might be an issue.
But I think this could work great, especially since it would really only take place between first world nations - because who would trade places with some Ethiopian or Venezuela?
Big question would be what happens with their assets
>>77914421
How about this guy?
>>77915474
>100% white, blonde and blue eyed.
Got a pic?
>>77908922
I would move when trump get's elected
if hilary gets pres I move from merkel v. 1.0 to Merkel v. 2.0
>>77915524
Better but still no
>>77915639
Nope
>>77915652
At least Hillary will have term limits
>>77913968
#DIX
>>77915639
Just pass me your contact
>>77915474
The way I see it, they should liquefy their assets in any way they could, and get that converted to whatever currency you will take and use in your new country (barring some sort of tax on that) but if you have property or something of that sort such as car/house I imagine something like both parties getting an assessment of the value of those, and if close enough just leave them your previous life.
>>77915801
How about this dude? He's a gay drag queen who starred on RuPaul's Drag Race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtHJzemdr3M
>>77915982
How old are you?
>>77908922
Now I'm mad I didn't get Iowa-chan.
Friendly reminder, make sure to choose your raifu before moving to USA and buy it when you get here
>>77908922
> However, it's not quite as simple as hopping on a boat anymore.
you have to learn spanish and adopt white guilt to survive in america
I'm dual. straight but would marry someone in.
>>77908922
>How can we best accomplish this?
Become 'refugee'
http://www.immigrationpolicy.org/just-facts/how-united-states-immigration-system-works-fact-sheet
figure it out, krauts.
>>77908922
>I think europe is lost
Demographically the US is much further in the process than Europe is, John. I get the fact that you are trying to demoralize Europeans to get some whites in the US, but let's be honest at least
americans please awnser me devine gods.
im a plumber in my country but these commie shitlibs are taking my money and giving it to useless collage stoners/rapefugees. are tradesmen usefull in the US?
>>77915813
Well this thread seems to be all about #DIX anyway
>>77916048
Sounds like a plan. Guessing most will be poor fags but that's where the selling comes in.
>>77916064
Hell no
Find me someone without such a punchable face
>>77916281
For starters I'd want an AR. Then maybe a k98...
>>77916583
Basically no way of moving to the US on a trade except in very rare cases.
>>77916513
I'll see if I can find the courage to message you.
I'm studying History and Biology to become a teacher.
>>77908922
Everyone says they love America's freedoms in the same way Californians said they want to move to Colorado.
In the end you and all the other EU trash will make our country a leftist nightmare just like Californians ruined Colorado.
It's your bed, lay in it. Don't shit your bed then come slide in to ours with your filthy ass. Fight for the land of your forefathers or surrender it and live out your years in shame as their ghosts mock you.
>>77916583
they are useful everywhere at the moment. trade jobs are always needing new people.
>>77916548
They might have more minority but they also have more rights. Soon we will have no rights left.
>>77916687
>Hell no
>Find me someone without such a punchable face
Lol, different anon, but why do you say they're punchable?
Let me give it a whirl.
What you think of him?
>>77908922
Honestly if I were you I would apply for asylum claiming you are being genocided in Europe.
Maybe get on the news. Wouldn't work of course but maybe some American girl would see it an marry you.
>>77917082
That's delusional.
Not even white South Africans can seek Asylum in the West.
There was a Christian, German Family that moved to the US and seeked asylum there because they couldn't legally homeschool their children in Germany.
Had to go back.
>>77916583
>>77916583
Very. Every one here is busy getting fucking shit degrees and drowning in school debt. The smart ones went to trade school to learn a skill people will pay you for, then went back to school for whatever bullshit they wanted to learn. Had a friend who got a liberal arts degree( no joke) and was about 80k in debt when he got out. He ended up working in construction and found out he had a talent for carpentry. Fucker now makes special request woodwork and is saving college money for a kid he doesnt even have yet. My dad himself was a journeyman who made over 120k a year back in pre 2008, and he ended up going to school afterwards for psychology for the fuck of it. I can tell you that if you are very competent and dependent/independent, you can make upwards towards 100k as a plumber. Pipes always break, and people dont want to/cant deal with shit.
>>77916687
Yup, an entire new market. Even if they are poor, somebody privileged will want to take your place. Some prince and the pauper shit. Also, buy a baby killing Bushmaster as your first.
it is easy to get into the US if you marry someone. My wife came here from Italy. can answer some questions if you have any.
>>77917439
Of course it fucking is, the issue is finding someone to marry.
>>77916583
Depends on where you are, as there are surpluses of tradesman in more poor/industriall towns, but there is a huge shortage around liberal/rich places where all the people get colledge educations.
>>77917556
Check out Interpals. meet a girl, chat her up, skype and go see each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
>tfw no green card scheme for britbongs
I just want to live in a nice quiet country-semi-rural area with a lot of sun with a nice wooden house and a ton of guns.
>>77917688
Interpals is nonsense if you are looking for girls in the west (especially in the US).
All you will find for the most part is liberal girls that are obsessed with Koreans.
>>77917908
Met my wife on there. Met some decent girls on there. Lol learn how to redpill your woman johann.
>>77917820
Go to the midwest.
>>77908922
i'll use the opportunity to ask our fellow burgerbros currently browsing this thread. The first step to move to the USA would be to have a good first experience during my year abroad.
Here are the universities that have a parnership with mine, located in the USA:
Dickinson College (Pennsylvania)
Southern Utah University
Northern Arizona University
Mansfield University (Pennsylvania)
Long Island University
Any redflags about the uni, the students, the states, the cities? Am i not going to die of sunburn in Arizona? What would you guys recommend?
t. Mohamud Mohammad
>>77917008
Idk their faces just give off that vibe
That guy even more
>>77917333
Bushmaster it is!
>>77917763
I don't see why brit bongs should be excluded from our company
All the gay boys got me thinking: what if we started a modeling agency? We could always claim to need that particular anon because of his unique looks. We could even make our own label and produce meme fashion..
>>77917820
Don't we all...
>>77916814
they have so much "minorities" that they already have become a minority.
>http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-25/american-babies-are-no-longer-mostly-non-hispanic-white
And the political climate is even worse than here. No relevant politician here ever taked about "white privilege" or ever said that "you don't know what it means to be poor if you are white", while the two front runners for the Dems did.
Obama is forcing section 8 housing in every white neighbour, so forget living in suburbia if that's you plan. This isn't 1950s America we are talking about.
There are talks on reintroducing the AWB and now even republicans are caving for more gun control, Trump included.
Every single university is marxist central, openly hating on white people just because of their skin color, not to mention the ever abundant trigger culture and safe spaces.
Sanctuary cities grant a constant wave of illegal immigrants which thanks can immediately vote.
The only shred of hope that whites have in the US is if northern states secede from the rest, but it will never happen since it would trigger a civil war
>>77918024
> Johann
> Not calling me Mohammed
Whoa this is surprising.
I had a good run with a German/American girl before but dun goofed.
>>77918133
Stay away from Utah, we don't want non-mormons.
When I'm done in school I want to legally move to America and get a job.
Here are my qualifications so far:
1. Own guns
2. Can make hamburgers
3. Will have a college education
Is there anything else I need to do before I can become an American?
>>77918193
That is not how minorities work Italy.
>>77916281
how would that work? I think you need a full citizenship to own a weapon?
>>77918403
Just need to be a legal resident
>>77918146
Does this do it for you?
>>77918278
Try again if you feel like it. There are some decent people on there, you just have to weed through the shitty ones like IRL. I am German m8. Well German as in my family is from Frankfurt where my mother was born.
>>77918337
>white kids already a minority
>nah it's fine man
by that reasoning Europe has a loooong way to go before becoming a shithole
>>77918403
it wouldn't work.
Just ignore 50% of Americans when talking about immigration as they know shit and are completely delusional.
>>77916758
>I'm studying History and Biology to become a teacher.
Different anon, what era of history?
>>77908922
>immigration ruined my country
>wants to become an immigrant himself
sorry, we don't want you
>>77909023
Holy fuck it's that easy?? I had seriously started to lose hope but now I have it again...
Though I don't know how could I enter the states again if I leave them having exceeded my stay
Want to move in once I get my degree in cs. Surely Americans will let me in if they let filthy poo in loos take those jobs, r-right?
>>77918504
You don't get to pick an era until after you finish your bachelor.
>>77908922
>Tell the coward krauts to deal with their own problems at home
>Allow more whites in to combat the declining white population
/pol/, I am conflicted
>>77918553
How do you think most illegals get into the country? They just overstay their visas and never leave. Nobody goes and tracks them down. This is why the wall is pretty much useless. Need to fix visa's and the people who overstay need to be found and deported and never allowed to return.
>>77918457
>>77918493
You don't need to be a citizen, just be a permanent resident and not a criminal
>>77918650
what era will you pick?
>>77908922
>How can we best accomplish this?
be born in Mexico and apparently you have some innate right to walk across the border without documentation and become naturalised.
>>77918553
>> Holy fuck it's that easy?? I had seriously started to lose hope but now I have it again...
Depends. If you are cool with not being able to work anything but basic jobs and get payed min. wage with your boss being able to abuse and mistreat you how he wants then it is pretty easy.
>>77918765
So far I focus on modern history (so everything after the discovery of America) and have a local focus on US History (you can kinda pick a focus, but again I wouldn't call it specialize).
In case you guys don't know how it works here. This is how easy it is to get into the US and stay.
1. Fly to the US on a visa
2. Knock up a woman who wants a baby
3. Overstay your visa and apply for welfare
4. Apply for change of status to a permanent resident
5. Buy a gun.
This is the kind of money you will get.
Say I moved to a sanctuary city and needed to find a job.
Employee would have to validate the legal status of me working.
How would I proceed? Would a fake ID help?
>>77918998
Forgot. Read the print at the bottom if you don't believe me.
>>77909442
Emperor trump pardens all based germans
>>77919054
>How would I proceed?
You get a shit-tier job that doesn't require you to validate your legal status.
Different from what pol might tell you being an illegal in the US isn't all fun and rainbows. (which is obviously fine as illegals should not be allowed to stay in the country from the start)
>>77918998
what the fuck
>>77919654
I think weed farming could be the simplest business?
>>77908922
What would happen if everyone in the world moved to America?
I would be impressed if someone actually wanted to stay where they are and work to make their life/country better.
>>77918998
This is triggering.
>>77918998
>knock up a woman who wants a baby
>apply for welfare
??????????
wtf
What if I came over as a tourist, overstayed my visa and spent the rest of my life driving for Uber?
>>77923476
>>77923187
>>77920523
You know about anchor babies?
Where beans run across the border, shit out a kid and then get free money?
Yea they actually do that.
get in we're not full
So I looked at the sanctuary cities list
pretty interesting, though it would still mean a life of ducking and diving and no real freedom to move around
I heared trump will open up european immigration again, but that would be shooting himself in the foot since we're pretty damn brown now, so in a way I hope for your sake he doesnt, or has a strict selection process (hint hint)
Fuck you America, whyd you have to fuck everything up
