Incendiary airstrikes ensue!
>Birds of prey in Australia are suspected of starting fires to drive their prey from undergrowth
>Black kites, along brown falcons, are sufficiently intelligent to start fires intentionally, scientists have said
>>77908034
>Black kites, brown falcons
>blacks and browns
FUCKING NIGGERS, AM I RIGHT?
>>77908034
What's the deal with Australia and birds?
>>77908034
>first emus, now that
What did straya do to piss off their birds so much?
>>77908034
Aussie/Bird relations haven't been this bad since the Emu war.
>>77908208
Brids in general are more intelligent than people might think. Australian birds are fucking ruthless on top of that. If they want that frog they will get it. Ecosystem be damned.
>>77908034
Send help allies. We couldn't even beat flightless birds.
FUCKING BIRDS
>>77908424
Hippies btfo
>But it's natural to ruin the ecosystems for my benefits.
There's a velociraptor outside my door
send help
>>77908034
This story is months old.
>>77909035
What terms have you agreed to?
>>77908208
We nuked Emu Field, it's reparation for historic injustice
>>77908034
today is a good day
>>77909101
We raise their chicks.
>>77908034
>Australians hide in their houses
>Kites and Falcons start fires to drife them out
>Emus already wait outside
Is this what people call Genocide ?
>>77908034
Delet this
>>77908941
this is what yanks dont get
bloody cassowaries are tiny compared to emus
>>77909239
Kek
>Australia in charge of not being a literal Mad Max-esque wasteland.
>>77909101
>The High Contracting Parties
>In order to promote national co-operation and to achieve national peace and security
>by the acceptance of obligations not to resort to war,
>by the prescription of open, just and honorable relations between species
>by the firm establishment of the understandings of national law as the actual rul of conduct among Governments, and
>by the maintenance of justice and scrupulous respect for all treaty obligations in the dealings of organised species with one another,
>agree to this Covenant of the League of Avians
Jesus Christ Australia, every other human civilization ever has successfully managed to not fucking lose wars with animals, that is sort've a major baseline for having any kind of a human society.
You not only lose a ground war to fauna in the industrial age, now you're getting fucking decimated by airstrikes?
>>77908034
>Australians getting #rekt by birds again
No wonder they shitpost so much, they have to spend their impotent rage somewhere.
>>77909405
STRAYA
>>77909605
>>77909701
you don't understand
its like battling dinosaurs down here
>>77908034
birds just woke me up at 5am i hate birds. they hate us they always try to be mean. they resent their evolutionary path outcome. get traps and genocide
>Black kites, along brown falcons
Of course they were niggers birds.
National War Hero, pic related
>>77909743
>get a FUCKING MACHINE GUN
>still lose
You're worse shooters than Russians.
>>77908424
What more of Corvus birds. Crows, Magpies and Ravens.
NAH M8, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO CLEAR OUT THE ABBOS.
t. shitposter abroad
Was doing recon on the coast earlier today...
Ran in to a small scouting party
So THAT'S where the abbos learned their hunting technique.
By the way, Android keyboard autocorrects abbos to banks for some reason.
>>77909970
have you ever tried firing a bb gun at a concrete wall?
same thing
bullets bounce off em
>>77910004
I see, pretty smart for such birds to burn abo food source
>>77910052
Come think of, now they've mastered the art of fire, using sticks, and nest building. Does that put the avian society at the same technological level as abo society?
>>77910088
Bring a bigger MG
>>77910187
Not quite. Abos still haven't figured out how to fly.
>>77910088
So you just decided to give up.
You are supposed to be descendants of criminals, not be a fucking pussies.
You were supposed to get fucking bombs and more men, dammit! Hack the birds with axes, set up traps!
>>77909101
>14000 women to be used as egg incubators (Not cucked, we sent them some 30+ year old sluts)
>5 years worth of grain
>Set up of the Avia-Australian Lobby in Canberra
>Complete self autonomy of Emu majority regions
>>77910005
They let you leave alive?
>>77910497
the emus control the government
I could be sent to the gulag for posting this shit
>>77910642
>>77910578
>>77909538
>>77909231
No matter how many birds kick your asses Australia still has grade A bantz. Never change Aussies.
>>77910612
I was using the remote drone. I could NEVER get that close to them without it.
>>77910612
I believe there is a temporary ceasefire in effect
>>77910578
>>77909538
I love you. Never change.
It's as if nature itself is telling people to fuck off that island.
>>77908034
Fucking emu army fighter bomber squadrons.
>>77910187
>same level
Ever see a bird sleeping off the after-effects of a petrol binge in the middle of a road?
>>77910005
Thank you for your service.
How many did you lose in the engagement?
It's like rock paper scissors
Birds, Drop Bears, and Kangaroos.
Except fuck humans right?
>>77910858
We have an "election" in a few weeks. Really its just where they hand over control to the birds after we sign the Treaty of Campion.
>>77910005
>sunken boat just off the coast no big deal
ffs ahaha
There must be some level of genuine enjoyment being an Australian that can't be gotten anywhere else.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/01/australia-budget-2016-15m-eradicate-carp-herpes-virus-murray-darling
They've already declared war on Carp, they can't deal with a two pronged attack from the sea and the air, surrender is expected soon.
>>77909737
Halt!! pictures of guns or any gun looking object is illegal following the gun ban statute of 2016. The emu police are already outside
>>77911052
We secured some remote drones that we've been using for reconnaissance along the coast. I can't really say any more than that.
"keep mum the birds aren't dumb"
>>77911052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GHcF7zDGew
>>77910187
Tasmanian abbos don't know how to make a fire
So the birds are kinda past them
>>77911201
its a catamaran you stupid fuckin idiot
>>77908526
This. Any sufficiently intelligent species is indistinguishable from a murderous arsonist.
>>77911388
That's no laughin matter mate, that dingo is a national treasure!
Anyone have those gifs or webm's of crows problem solving? That shit's pretty cool.
>>77910303
Top fucking kek
>>77908034
Fucking Strayan fauna bringing the bantz.
>>77908034
Oy mate, it's like another Emu War!
>>77912109
heh
>>77910303
They do know it has something to do with consuming gasoline though.
>>77908034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNjljZxYHKo
Not scared
>>77910497
Easy to say when you have never fought Australian fauna.
>>77911252
Even in the naval scene they're dead!
Remove aussies
