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How're you doing tonight shitposters?

Foreign friends welcome to banter with us (except for Canadians)
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>>77900898
I fingered her in a nightclub once
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>>77900898
>piercing
and dropped
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Banter
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>>77901395
according to /pol/, half of the Australian posters here have fingered her in a nightclub
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Why is it that every New Zealander I've met has seemed more intelligent, yet much more insecure, than every Aussie I've met?
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>>77901400
Rare and dubs chekt
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>>77901481
because they live in discount Australia. They are like our your Canadians
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>>77900898
Why is she called Hex?
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>>77901481
Coldness makes you smart but also gay
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>>77901606
Able to get off 6 guys at a time
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>>77901556
>>77901619
This sounds legit, but on the other hand Canadians shitpost more than we do, and kiwis shitpost less than you do. How do you explain that difference?
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>>77900898
Skinny, a bit psychotic looking. Just my type.
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>>77900898
How many times has she been blacked.
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>Trying to get my liberal as fuck parents to not vote for the greens
>Find out some stuff that the greens oppose the Jews's occupation of the west bank and all that shit
>Tell them I really feel sorry for how the Greens are attacking honest hardworking Israelis just trying to live
>They actually fucking buy it and say they'll vote for another party
mfw
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>>77900898
>watched some spoopy x videos from the Cern thread

>rational part of my brain knows it's bullshit

>lizard brain has me clutching my .45 at 3 am because Lucifer is going to steal my soul

/x/ needs to stay in x.
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>>77901323
We all have anon.
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>>77901690
Canadians also shitpost gayer than we do. Must just get hot in the summer.
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>>77901831
Does it? I personally find the best /x/ threads happen on latenight /pol/.
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>>77901323
>>77901786
>she
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>>77900898
not waiting for the qanda thread to auspost
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>>77901323
Whats with the hex fingering references?
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>>77901810
I like the way you think.
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>>77901956
why would you buy the titanfall bundle?
last time i checked he MP is dead
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>>77901934
now that's disturbing
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>parents unironically vote for the Christian Democrats

Noice.
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>>77900898
Why don't you teach your abos some rugby like the Kiwis did with their Maoris? Fuck, you'd think they'd be useful for something. Maybe as the tip of the spear for human wave tactics against flightless birds or something?
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>>77901956
nice cuck shed
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>>77901323
Same, I got 3 fingers into her, lel
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Why does everyone say they fingered Hex? Is it just a meme or are you referring to something?
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>>77901323

Did you happen to find a ring up there? The missus is worried
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>>77902116
What's really disturbing is that as fucked up as that kid sounds, I knew an even weirder guy when I was in middle school. But even /pol/ wouldn't believe what happened, so that's a greentext story for a more delusional board.

>>77902158
kek
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>>77902276
please, i want to know
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>>77902025
You must use the Jews as your weapon lad
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Nobody cares about Union pommy cunt.
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>>77902158
we teach them aussie rules football they either git good at that or become savages huffing petrol
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Sometimes I feel envious of you guys that have families and still live at home. I am making a family, but I lost a lot at 13 and everything at 18. I am 33 now and have a good family. Enjoy your youth and loved ones. Stop and think what your future self would want you to do on occasion. I wish you all the best.
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just woke up

have some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCCRI1Kf6Bk

is kangaroo meat any good? the grocery store near me has some in their fancy meat section
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>>77902264
m8 basically everyone has fingered her in a night club
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>>77902152
Noice
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>>77901323
Same
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>>77902205
Heard one guy got five in her vag and one in her ass, and that's why they call her Hex
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>>77902057
12,035 players atm
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>>77901690
>comparing Aussie shitposts to Canadian "shitposts"

That's like comparing a bottle of fine wine to cheap beer, it just doesn't work
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>>77902522
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>>77902398
You aren't welcome here cancuck faggot
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>>77902618
Both get you drunk but take different quantities?
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>>77901956
I hate how the only aussie get together is when we go watch Q&A to rage.

We need a uniting issue like the poms and yanks, but pretty much all our major parties are quite horrendous.
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>>77901323
No, I fingered her in a nightclub once!
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>>77902522
Yeah, I've heard that one, I wouldn't doubt it desu. I've also heard that they call her Hex because your fingers stink for six days after fingering, her no matter how thoroughly you wash your hands - her pussy stench puts a 'hex' on your phalanges.
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>>77902398
Kangaroo meat when cooked right is even better than beef.
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>>77902607
PC or xbox ?
holy shit
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>>77902663
I thought we were friendly neighbours...
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>>77902319
Essentially,
>found out about all this at the tail end of seventh grade, but he had been doing this for over a year
>the kid was a little overweight, socially awkward, glasses, carried pokemon cards (which were just becoming a big craze) around all day during school and would put them on his desk during class
>I generally avoided contact with him, like 99% of the rest of the school
>he was so weird that even the two or three bully-ish kids would leave him alone most of the time
>one of his few friends was this incredibly short and wimpy little kid, who did get picked on frequently by bullies
>I didn't know either very well, but I had math class with them and was assigned to sit fairly close to them
>the scrawny little kid liked me because I had stopped a couple bullies from shoving him into a locker the locker room after gym class in sixth grade, and he is the one who told me what happened
>at the very end of seventh grade, the super awkward slightly fat kid stopped coming to school
>the scrawny kid told me that he had been fucking both his mentally retarded sister who was two years younger than him, AND his not mentally retarded sister who was five years younger than him
>the mother found out only after she walked in on it
>the not mentally retarded sister had gone to tell her dad, but the dad had already been abusing the mentally retarded sister, so he just started abusing the not retarded sister as well
This isn't the entirety of what I heard about that family, but it is the most disturbing. Apparently the awkward kid had also sodomized either a dog or a cat, and then killed and skinned it, but that rumor had too many variants for me to be sure it was true.
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>>77902398
it aint fancy

but I fucking love the gamey, stringy shit. serve it rare/medium rare

those bouncing bastards are juicy as all fuck but too tough if cooked right through

try soaking the back straps of the jumping cuntrat in soy, BBQ sauce, a little cap of vinegar, and a fair fuckin wallop of golden syrup

too queer? do the cunt in garlic, herbs, chilli flakes and fucking Wooshter soak the gut cuts of that recently murdered rampaging rodent ALL FUCKING WEEK

or roast the entire torso of the high jumping crop fucker stuffed full of beer cans with little pinpricks in the lids the fucken amber liquid will infuse the cunt keep a wet sack over the bastard or some other method to keep the blood in that marsupial masterpiece
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>>77902785
We were until Weedman drove you all insane and after our title.

Now you are the old-friend who went weird on us and we've distanced from eachother.
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>>77901831
If I'm trying to defend myself from spooks at night I can't defend myself with a .45

feelsbadman
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am i ur friend?
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>>77902785
You thought wrong, Canadians are by far the most obnoxious unfunny posters on this site, you are an embarrassment to the white race
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Are you guys full?
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>>77902723
what other things can aus/pol/ unite on cunt?
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>>77902855
do u poo in loo?
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>>77901956
I couldn't wait for the qanda thread. I need a pre-qanda thread to shitpost with ausbros. lets hope bingoanon is alive and makes the thread tonight
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>>77902887
Are you the faggot who spams his comics here?
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>>77902855
Assimilate when you come over or die.
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>>77902855
come rhajat, we will be suprpower by 2030
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>>77902897
The Project bingo?
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>>77902887
yes. We are also currently telling people to 'fuck off' because of this
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>>77902912
I did once and the toilet broke. Never again am I listening to/pol/'s advice
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>>77902948
No I'm the Ivanka + Trump fgt
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>>77902855
You are welcome here Poojeet
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>>77902398
It's great, but it needs to be rare. It's like fucking leather if it's well done.
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>>77902855
get rid of islam and i'll consider it m8
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>>77901323
what is this meme?
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>>77902799
Colby
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>>77902897
Nothing at all, I just wish we had a Trump or Brexit equivalent goal or win condition to strive for m8.

All we got are leftist rags making a national embarrassment of themselves every week.

On the bright side, got a good story.
At the state library the other day studying for my law degree when I overhear the conversation of the Asian kids the table over.

Heavy banter, strayan accent and the word cunt repeated three times. Almost wanted to break into Waltzing Matilda, for the first time in a while I thought we might just be able to pull this off. Australia just might be here a hundred or even a thousand years from now. Strong, cocky nation of smart asses and injokes.
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>>77902987
is it on at the same time for all states?
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>>77902855
Non mussie curry munchers are excellent. Learn basic hygiene, stop shitting in the street and you're welcome.
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>>77902897

We all fingered hex in a nightclub once
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>>77903170
katter is pretty based m8 if you are in queensland
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>>77903137
I fingered hex in a nightclub once

it's not hard to understand
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>>77902855
No.
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>>77902987
Oh god please no, I can handle Q&A but the Project makes me want to chuck a wobbly.
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>>77901810
>>77900898
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Why are Strayas so fucking based?
They dont give two shit about how other people see them.

My best friend's a straya and he was cracking jokes about the IRA bombings to some English people who got fucking mad, he just laughed it off and made a joke about the potato famine.

Strayas always talk like theyre super excited about everything as well and keeping every conversation light.
By far my favourite anglos.
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>>77902897
Well I think we got an election happening in a few weeks, no clue when but the libs'll win it.

We could unite and get a psychotic minor party in the senate, who wants to go for CEC?
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>>77903296
Katter is pretty fucking based, I just wished he had the vision for the whole country rather than just our ailing agricultural industry.
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>>77900898
LMAO! Fingered that chick in a nightclub this one time.
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>>77903382
fuck no please I will participate for anyone but the fucking Citizens Electoral Council
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>>77901690
There are more Canadians than Kiwis, duh.
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>>77902017

once someone claimed to have fingered her in a nightclub and it caught on. so everyone started fingering hex in nightclubs.
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>>77903446
BEHOLD http://www.cecaust.com.au/

Do you not want a maglev train around australia?
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>>77903368

>tfw you are a manlet 175cm but fucked this 8/10 tall dutch girl on a tour in the netherlands because of your aussie accent

thanks m8, god bless the dutch
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>>77903368
We are a nation that turned sledging into a fine art, our culture is a large and complicated mass of injokes that we take with us abroad, where we then make up a dozen rules on the spot in conversation just to fuck with whoever is trying to find out if we ride kangaroos to school.
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>>77903382
>CEC?
literally who is this a right wing meme party?
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>>77903382
oh shit sorry in the Senate? yeah OK I will do it, waiting for my postal vote papers this week. should I take photo of Senate ballot, and make post perhaps, to unite auspol to follow my lead?
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how about that rugby eh lads
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>>77903221
It's streamed live on TenPlay, isnt it? Should be live for all States.
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>>77903655
Anytime brah, I wanna bang a Straya cunt one day too, where do I go?
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>>77902359
thanks anon, we need to stop and smell the roses and appreciate what we have
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>>77902855
sure rahj
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>>77902773
That makes me want to go bust out all the animals at the zoo
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>>77903341
It's not for the feint of heart, my brother.
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>>77903651
yeah its OK I misread the post. I will if pol will (CEC in Senate)

cmon auspol can we say it together
CEC in the Senate
CEC in the Senate
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>>77902618
who's the fine wine. I know I'd drink the shittiest of beers before touching that shit
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>>77902398
kangaroo meat is pretty good, when cooked well and spiced its probably one of the best meats I've had. Crocodile meat is also great and you should try it if you can obtain some
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>>77903737
first take hex to nightclub and finger her

it's how you get introduced to our dating scene
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You know man, as much hate our poor .au friends take I really feel bad for them, the rate of skin cancer down there is unlike any in the world.
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>>77901481
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>>77902359

all this niceposting
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>>77903737

QT white sloots, go up to Brissy/Queensland. Asian or asian mixes go to Sydney or Melbourne.
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>>77902276
Spill it.
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>>77903638
which club did you finger her at? i did it at both cloud 9 in melbourne and the local disco in launceston
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>mfw when my mom finally bought some food for the house
>she got fucking meatballs
>she didn't buy any fucking bread again
>mother fucker cock sucker bing bang god damn
>i've had enough of this
>im moving to Australia
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>>77903651
>Climate Change Doesn't Real: The Party
It's difficult to get more retarded than this.
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>>77904160
if you bring a suitcase full of MAGA hats with you you can come
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>>77904160
is this meant to be a shitpost?
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>>77904160
>mfw it's that wholemeal shit again
>mfw it's sour dough
>mfw it's brown with seeds

I want a fucking nutella sandwich, you can't do a nutella sandwich right unless it's with white you absolute ingrates.
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>>77900898
>Tfw just waking up for my wagecuck job they doesn't pay me enough to have my own house.

Sup
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>>77904218
>but greens will make Australia a caliphate and other delusions I have
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>>77903849
Whats hex?
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>>77904329
Full of fingers
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>>77904321
what wagecuck job do you work?

>>77904218
>>77904325
lefty /pol/ is over on reddit
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>>77902933
>lets hope bingoanon is alive and makes the thread tonight

i think hes died. he didnt make a thread last week.
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>>77901447
Not me
I stay out of that shithole sydney
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>>77904160
100 MAGA hats and i'll house you with some abos
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>>77902855
We share a great love for cricket so we are natural friends.
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>>77900898
So tell me Aussbros, how do I get aussie GF?
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>>77904147
I fingered her at the Red Square nightclub in Adelaide, some bloke was trying to sell us some pingas in the toilets.
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Dear Australia

Why do you all love drinking beer flavoured piss?

t. Dad
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>>77901606
Stephanie bendixen

"Dicks in" was already taken
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>>77904329
the chick you have to finger in the nightclub

I'm explaining this as best I can mate
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>>77904447
finger hex in nightclub

Jesus
pay attention
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>>77904398
is bingoanon actually qt? i have my doubts. regardless bingoanon seems chronically unwell

>>77904408
but she does nightclub tours all over australia senpai

>>77904413
we can house him with one of the aboriginal 80s metal gangs. which is your favourite american 80s hairmetal band?

>>77904447
see >>77903849

>>77904453
blue clovers or nothing for pingaz brah

>>77904471
no one drinks fosters its shit m8
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>>77900898
>saggy tits
>leaning to one side (bad back, bad jeans)
>mans jawline
>giant ears
>dyed hair
Why the fuck did you post such an ugly whore?
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>>77904329

Just some sloot I finger blasted in a nightclub
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>>77904325
enviromentalist party wants open borders how is this good for the environment exactly
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>>77904374
Damn straight, we are CEC now, new gold!
http://cecaust.com.au/main.asp?sub=releases&id=2012_08_29_Whitlam.html

http://cecaust.com.au/main.asp?sub=releases&id=2012_03_28_Queens_Bank.html

http://cecaust.com.au/main.asp?sub=releases&id=2009_12_01_Genocide_Treaty.html

The Queen is hitler!
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>>77904408
>lived in sydney all my life
>go to the bush on holiday with m8's
>feel an innate sense of peace and satisfaction just from walking around in the hot sun with a hat on
>come back to traffic, noise and degeneracy

As soon as I can I am moving to the middle of nowhere, so I can feel like a somebody again.
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>>77903661
What I found incredible about page is that whoever wrote it appeared to have a really solid understanding of the position and the economic/legal reasons why people have a problem with the EU's policies, and still cast it as villainous.
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>>77904453
>hey mate, wanna buy some pingers?
Yeah mate, just let me find me watch.
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>>77904586
It's not a whore, it's a finger puppet, pay attention.
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>>77904593
less fuel used protecting and patrolling I guess

both of our navy patrol boats guzzle dat diesel pretty hard
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>>77904640
Top kek
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>>77904447

how do i get qt cultured french gf who insults my lack of taste in cinema and art?
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>>77904325
>A progressive party will impose strict conservative religious laws
Nice meme.
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>>77904447
night club fingering
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>>77904447
Just pour liquor into it desu
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>>77904575
Just because you're a special kind of autist that sips watered down 2 year old scotch while listening too Classical music playlists on YouTube doesn't mean that Australia is clearly addicted to piss water
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>>77904374
I'm a contractor doing computer tech for a hospital
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>>77904711
they'll just let minorities do it instead f4m

>>77904761
I drink VB and listen to cold chisel ya poof

>>77904764
Move to Aus, Indian immigrants that do IT make 6 figures here
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>>77904147

i fingered her in Home nightclub in sydney. we walked there together from the abc building where she works.
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>>77904761
I prefer this one though
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Did the bastard who actually did the fingering green text it?
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>>77904688
implying if it's open borders those boats will be used to bring them to Australia
>>77904711
the greens love islam m8
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>>77904373
>>77904521
>>77904588
Will that make me honorary australian?
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Here's a poll that aus/pol/ should participate in

www.strawpoll.me/3309242/
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>>77905018
It involves fingers, you can work out the rest.
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>>77904926
>>77904856

Why are you lying on the Internet lads?
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>>77904588
hey I know that girl
I fingered her in a nightclub once
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>>77902987
Don't trigger me
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>>77905018
no

but that is how you get a start in the dating scene

honorary Aussie status you probably need to win an award or something and mention that you live in (Aus city x) and then we will start calling you Our (your frenchy name ozzified goes in here) From (Aus city x)

Ie "hey look that's our Franky from Bayswater winning another Oscar what another great Aussie export almost as good as Emu export let's crack another"

(your name being of course Francois)
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>>77905002
wasnt just one person was it mate
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>>77905419
I'm hearing about fingering but I'm not seeing a greentext, this is the sort of thing thats greentextworthy so it must exist if it happened. Did someone text it or not?
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>>77905175
You British sure do baiting differently
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>>77905175
>believes we drink fermented piss sold to dumb foreigners
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>>77905551
yes mate, on /TV/ where they were talking about HEX off abcs good game. this random just jumps in and says

yeah she was blackout drunk at (whatever nightclub) and I fingered her on the dance floor

sort of out of nowhere

and it caught on Australia wide....
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favourite beer?

also is anyone else on telstra mobile randomly getting bans because of the pedo cunts on the ip range?
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>>77905757
I can never use 4chan from my mobile because its always banned for some reason too
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>>77905757
yep had that before. (CP on /b/ that I swear wasn't me) permabanned from b

wore off about three days later
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>>77905851
you can reset your ip by going into aeroplane mode, it gets pretty annoying though
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>>77905757
4x gold
or corona's
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>>77905851
One man's shitpost is another man's ban
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>>77904926
Fuckin too right
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What's up lads, just got back from tarawih. Who's on qanda tonight?
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>>77905851
>Issuing permanent or long-term IP bans on mobile ISPs
wow learn to ban
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>>77906019 >>77904926

>KUCKED BY EMUS

>DRINK BEER MADE BY EMUS, AUSTRALIA'S CONQUERORS AND RIGHTFUL RULERS

CLASSIC STRAYAKUCKS
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>>77906152
The Silver Fox himself is on kwondah tonight
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>>77901323
I managed to stick my little brother up there

He didn't like it very much
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>>77905911
yeah i do this but it gets tedious

>>77906019
that house looks strangely familiar, do I know you anon?
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>>77904610
come to alaska m8, I drink Foster's every week and sit and listen to nothing. he'll I drink the shit when I'm looking for gold. come on up and bring the banter, jokes make the long winters short.
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>>77902881
At least we're white, Shantae.
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>>77906247
Based Turnbull. Why is he so electable?
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>>77902855
I like Indians more than arabs.
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Hey guys I'm thinking of voting Family First. What do you think?
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>>77900898
Has anyone else fingered hex?
I did in a nightclub ages ago
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>>77902834
No country that tolerates the existence of a place like Melbourne on its own soil has any right to call other people insane. That city is an affront to dignity and a monument to white cuckery.
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>>77906300
TIME TO FACE MECCA AHMED

GO GET YOUR PRAYER RUG
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>>77906310

He's a good looking rooster
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>>77906254

child abuse desu
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>>77905079
Should I join the swim team?
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>>77906276
I fucking hate the snow m8, it's the unique Australian environment that I am in love with and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Kookaburra's laughing makes me think that no matter how shit things may turn out, this land isn't going to change.
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>>77906019
the best thing about the emu is you can scull that bastard hot. most beers need to prostitute themselves with cold temp

but not emu

that bastard is just as good hot as cold
when fucking cold though, is like drinking glacial melt water (or something like fucking cold and really fucking good)

having said that I'll also take a xxxx gold, xxxx bitter, or corona's as well. or a Cooper's sparkling, pale or stout. or a guiness stout or extra stout. or a tooheys old. or a tooheys new. or a tooheys extra dry. or a Carlton draugjt. or a Carlton mid. or a Hahn premium light. or a cascade premium lager. or a boags ...
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>>77906404
We have Melbourne
You have Canada
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>>77906389

go for it. im voting for either ala or sustainable australia.
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>>77906273
Been to Kalgoorlie in the last 3 years?
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>>77906404

Melbourne is a lite version of your entire country. Full of immigrants, degenerates and lefties.
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>>77906542
>voting for the minor parties
Literally no different to not voting at all.
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>>77906389
do whatever ya fuckin want you're a fuckin Aussie aren't ya

be an Aussie

vote shamelessly for self interest and tour own personal phobias

I know I fucking will be
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>>77902773
Xbox
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>>77906448
Ain't abuse if everybody's doin it
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>Nick Xenophon is pretending to be reasonable to amass power in the Senate before he turns into Trump

very likely
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>>77906634
Onya cunt
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Is this going to be the qanda thread?
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>>77906478

are you an alcoholic by any chance or just not picky about your drink?
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>>77904471
m8 fosters is export exclusive.

so seriously it takes some serious digging to find a pub selling that piss just so you can get some shits and giggles
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>>77906152
prepbull
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>can vote for KAP

feels gud man
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>>77906542
>>77906634

Why do people hate Family First anyway? Are my friends just fags? They are free market and socially conservative. Sounds great to me.
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>>77906563
I have not, reminded me of a house in Brisbane. Doppleganger house maybe

>>77906710
We'll give it until 9:30 for bingoanon to make the thread, otherwise we'll make our own bingo thread
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>>77906220
>Americans : 0
>Kiska Island : 300+
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>>77906609

they have a better chance in the senate but yes its pretty pointless.
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>>77906404
It's a left containment city. Keeps everyone else free of their shit.
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>>77906404
Syrup niggers trying to shit talk
ayy lmao
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>>77906650

umm...everybodys sticking your little brother up hexs cunt?
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well i'll be fucked, i put my hand into a shoe i hadnt worn in a month and there was a family of spiders in there, including baby spiders too
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>>77906722
not an alcoholic
every time I buy piss I either
A) get the cheapest (always something different week to week)
b) get the one the missus likes too (xxxx gold and coronas)
c) get the shit I know she won't touch (any stout will do it)
d) get the one I used to think was shot just to check if the cunts been fixed.

so I have tasted lots of different beers and still haven't shitcanned very many of the m permanently
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>>77906722
He speaks the truth,Apostle of Kek. Emu has an uncanny characteristic of being very palatable when near freezing or hot. Don't ask why but it's just how it is.
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>>77906757

probably cause theyre evangelical christian.
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who else here is /sturt/
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>>77903137
Whenever she ended up taking over the role on Good Game, There were threads made about it on /v/, someone came in with a convincing story about how he chatted her up and that she was a slut, and that he fingered her in a nightclub.

Whether or not it was true, it caught on and whenever she was mentioned, someone will claim to have fingered her in a nightclub.

t. meme lord
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evening lads, about to go on a DMT trip
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>>77906019
>>77905757
>>77905175
>>77904926
>>77904761
>>77904471

Drinking anything but german beer, Oh god here we go.
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VB: FOR A HARD EARNED THIRST
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What do you think happened to Bajo in the nightclub?
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>>77906968

i got a shiver when reading.
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>>77906757
fuck what others say

the big parties shit their knickers when little parties get even a small swing toward them

just remember to number each box and be sure to put your least favorite of the big two DEAD fucking LAST. {in the lower house that is)

as for why people no like, I think all the smaller parties arw just laughed at in general mate there is probably no huge thought behind it but I dunno
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>>77900898
Do you know why so much French people want to go to your country?
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Oh and you cunts that drink that midstrength pussy water shit called xxxx gold are a national disgrace.
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>>77906968

YOUR COUNTRY IS LITERALLY MADE OF SPIDERS

BUNCH OF CRAZY CUNTS
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>>77907168
When I fingered her he just stood there and watched.
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>>77907004
>c) get the shit I know she won't touch (any stout will do it)

hahaha. nice one.
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>>77907120
i dont mind HB and grolsh
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>>77907247
Dang. Need more spider pics.
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>>77907252
kek
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>>77907013
>very palatable when near freezing or hot.

spooky western australian magic
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Mediawatch is calling the attack on the Orlando nightclub both a hate crime and an act of Islamic terrorism. What a novel idea.
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>>77907013
It's like Australian Beers best kept secret I used to wonder why it wasn't on the ad:

Emu Export; Fucking cold - or warm as fuck; FUcking good regardless
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>>77907120

the only german beer ive drunk was call Dab or something. it was pretty good.
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>>77907199
Cheap shard?
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>>77907232
its mainly for dehydration mate. like a starter beer. fucking popular in the Top End...
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>>77907168

>not fisting bajo after you finger hex
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if the uk votes to remain in the eu can we move aus please?
wife and daughter are qt blondes, we have plenty money/skills. i promise to vote one nation.
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>>77907291
the best beer in Germany is "Schmucker" Few people know it but look it Up, It comes from the south of Germany and It is Excellent. It has been awarded with "the best beer of 2015" In the Whole Country.
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>>77904920
Whats she like?
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>>77902809
Nice ad roo farmer.
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>>77907335
I don't know why people think it could be only one or the other.
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>>77906563
Hey fuck I grew up in Kal first on Killarney St then on Graham St

how big is it now? was about 35000 when I left I think (was a kid, early 90's)
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>>77907198

I number every single box every time. I think last time in my state it went to 88 or something. I put all conservative/libertarian/far-right/guns&fishing parties at the top and all socialist/green/degenerate parties at the bottom. Labor absolute last.
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>>77907735

really boring actually.
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>>77906404
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>77907793
kek
Roo farmer no
amateur shooter in the past. supporter of our shooting industry yes. love the taste too.
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>>77907252
He just stood their humming the Sonic the Hedgehog theme when it was my turn.
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>>77907882
Her father is loaded, sussed out her instagram a while back and way back on her profile his a photo of him on his yacht.
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>>77906401

I licked her out.
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>>77907831
Legend


every box. you really FEEL the voting then eh. I love doing all the boxes. putting the shittest cunts LAST LAST LAST behind the FUCKING CHRISTIANS FOR SCRIPTURE IN SCHOOLS PARTY
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