Just what are these people doing? What plots are they cooking up?
Suicide
Alcohol
>>77900836
Is it really that close to Iceland and Canada?
>>77900836
Dane here. Greenlanders are basically the abbos of the North. They're up to nothing except destroying their livers.
>>77900890
depends on perspective of your map.
but yeah
>>77900890
They've clearly been moving slowly for years now making sure nobody notices.
>>77900836
they are pretending to be a frozen wasteland so no one notices they are the largest continent on the planet with the highest population preparing a global invasion
why do you think its called GREENland wake up sheeple
They're building a shelter for the inevitable arrival of the Antichrist due to project Bluebeam. Just look at the weird orange thing in Greenland, it's the main entrance.
>>77900890
Yes. Greenland is North American clay.
They want to retake Nuvanut from Canada for the glorious Eskimo race
>>77900836
They'll conquer Canada
Risk Thread when?
>>77900910
Abos* or you trigger the Aussies, venn.
>>77900836
Secretly wishing the gooks pollute the air and speed up warming so the ice melts they take the gold under then rule the jews with it like carrot on stick
https://sites.google.com/site/greenlandtheory/
>Briefly, the Roman Empire, commonly referred to as Ancient Rome, evidently faked its own death 715 years ago and now excerpts command and control over all 206 nations of the world though its primary proxy state of Switzerland (home of the CIA) which was coincidentally formed in c.1300 AD, approximately 715 years ago. Roughly 1,300 years were added to the modern Gregorian calendar, taking the world to the date of 2015 (The Roman New Year officially starts on April 1, April Fool’s Day). The 1,300 years which were added to the calendar are commonly referred to as the “Dark Ages” for they never saw the light of day. The capital of the Roman Empire was the city of Babylon (i.e., modern day Rome, Italy), and although it was later publically moved to Constantinople (modern day Istanbul, Turkey), the true capital was secretly moved to the new city of Thule which was founded on the island of Greenland. The alleged fall of the Roman Empire and the notion that Greenland is mostly covered ice and snow are both colossal hoaxes perpetrated onto the world in order for Rome to collectively deceive and survive her enemies of the day (i.e., the Persian Empire, the Yuan Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, etc.), and for the Roman Empire to thrive unchecked and unabated. This is why today, the countries of China and Iran have the harshest and strictest forms of totalitarian fascist rule for Rome cannot afford to have the respective histories of these formerly great empires brought into the light.
>>77900836
Rape, incedt and suicides. And getting shitfaced. Literally it
>>77903309
Really makes you think.
>>77900910
>abbos
Watch your fucking mouth cunt.
>>77901644
Fuck off americuck
Go back to starting oilwars and keep your mitts off Danish clay!
>also nice dubs, friend
>>77900836
It's a giant ice cube with a few exposed specs of dust. It has a population of 25, 26 if you count the half eskimo in Ing'qwatmo'pttop'mop'quock's stomach.
A large large continent, filled with large large marihuana flowers.
thas all m8.
>>77900836
It where we are planning to base our invasion of Canada. You wont tell the leaf fellas will you?
It's the homeland of the ancient Hyperboreans.
Hitler tried to summon them but he failed.
>>77905026
sssssssshhhhhhh
>>77903309
what the fuck am I reading?
>>77900836
They're planning to make greenland green again
What's their average IQ? (Adjusted for Mongol rape baby gene inflation of course. You know how the Finns and Hungarians always appear to have higher IQ in every study made, you have to adjust for inflation first).
Is it worth helping them fix their suicide, alcohol and nihilism problem?
>Rising suicide rate baffles Greenland
http://www.aljazeera.com/blogs/europe/2010/09/2629.html
>>77905798
>>77905026
Hurry up already.
>>77900872
fpbp
I have basically opened the thread to post this.
>>77906480
only when you make argentina white again
>>77906700
>you will never marry an Eskimo qt
>>77900836
Sharks
They kill Nigger sharks and bury them in the
ground with spices and preservatives, eating
them after a few months.
>Top of the Foodchain, Brah
Whatcha gonna DO
