>simple, polite to a fault people
>previously backbone of industry in this country allowing it to get to where it is now post World War 2
>upholding the moral fiber of this country and trying to resist coastal degeneracy at all costs
>agriculture
>largest source of freshwater in the world
>disregarded as flyovers at every turn
Any other midwesterners ready to secede and form a great lakes/midwestern empire? Fuck these ungrateful, hoity toity folks everywhere else.
>Detroit, Chicago and MIssouri gone
YES YES THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA GO RIGHT AHEAD!!!
California here. Fuck off, if anyone is seceding, it's going to be us. Fuck the feds for sucking our wealth and redistributing it to filthy redneck and nigger filled states.
>>77894718
Indiana here.
Remove Ohio, nuke Chicago before admitting Illinois. Michigan sucks, but I think they can be reformed.
>>77894889
>superiority complex
Ask how I could have guessed you were a Californian without you saying so.
>>77894718
Uhhh the midwest is alright I guess.
I'm from Northern Wisconsin in a town with 300 people. That was kinda cool (slightly depressing). I live in Chicago now, and the people have become total ass holes in the last couple years. It's also flooded with third world immigrants who are gross and annoying.
I like midwest /out/. South western Wisconsin is a hidden gem, and northern WI/UP Michigan is sick.
>>77894718
Detroit, St Louis, Chimpcongo, Minnesomalia, Chimpinnati all gone. Yes please.
I'm down
>>77894718
>Any other midwesterners ready to secede and forms a great lakes/midwestern empire?
Yes, but only if Montana and Wyoming are allowed to join, too.
>>77894718
I'd more there if it seceded desu senpai
>>77895046
My parents moved to Southwestern Wisconsin, it's pretty nice.
>>77895046
>assholes in Chiraq
Color me surprised. Flatlanders can barely drive, let alone aim a gun at their enemies without clapping up a schoolyard or park.
Ohio being unable to visit the rest of the states would reduce car accident deaths by so much.
Empathy and compassion is the white man's greatest weakness.
Midwesterners are golly gee beta cucks. Whites need to radicalize more. Not be polite.
>>77895307
We have enough guns in Wyoming to arm the rest of the country. You'll want us on team freedom.
>>77895307
Wyoming and Montana are two of the most based states I've ever been to. They earned their membership in the Midwestern Coalition.
>>77895321
You're very welcome, we'll need a national Secretary of Bantz.
>>77894718
Please, please, please do! Take that faggot Jew Rahm Emmanuel with you! GTFO, you cocksuckers!
>>77895033
>nuke the only thing of worth in illinois
>>77895602
We'll reform Chiraq and you'll be sorry you lost it afterward.
>>77895713
I've been wondering how we could get the Canacucks to move in and annex you for years. If you secede there's no need to worry about that. We can both just build a wall around you. Please secede! Please secede now!!!
>>77895628
>valuable nigger hunting grounds
>>77894718
>Drive five miles under the speed limit
>Can't stop gobbling the fat, stubby chode of the law.
Yeah nah, fuck y'all.
>>77894889
Good. Get the fuck out.
>>77895628
>Chicago
>a thing of worth
The list in the OP includes agriculture and moral fiber. The only thing Chicago has is corrupt politicians and cubicle drones.
>>77895547
I am doing a backcountry road trip to Wyoming this summer. I want to drive the back roads and hike desolate mountain/desert areas. Any suggestions?
>>77895472
Yes southwestern WI is so cool. Hardly anybody in Wisconsin knows about it. The hills are very gorgeous in some areas.
Michigander here, remove our Mudshits and Niggers and you can all partake in our lakes.
Except Wisconsin and Ohio, fuck you both.
>>77894889
Good, fuck off. Enjoy defending your new country with no US military and no guns faggot.
>>77895033
Michigan here. Fuck you Indiana, we only use you for cheaper beer. You have literally nothing else of value that we don't have
>>77895307
Michigander, I agree can we invite Wyoming and Montana too?
>>77894718
North Dakota: frozen shithole
Move there if you like -60 for most of the winter and 100+ with swarms of mosquitoes during the summer
>>77895947
>Not understanding that level of chill where you just drive slow and relax while never looking at the speedometer
>>77896279
>fuck Wisconsin
Fuck you flatlander, I was about to have sympathy with you over Chicago but now you made the list. I'm trying to save our region from these awful, degenerate bastards on the coasts and you want to get rid of some of the nicest people in the country.
>>77896512
>Not enjoying the rush of speeding down the rode at 30 miles over the speed limit with the windows down and the radio blaring.
>>77895947
>Can't stop gobbling the fat, stubby chode of the law.
We're all too drunk to drive that fast go fuck yourself
Why do you hate fun
>>77896279
Michigan is the blacked verison of Wisconsin. Michigan is uglier, poorer, classless, and has Detroit.
The UP belongs to Wisconsin.
>>77896472
MN expat here. Pull a Russia on invaders; draw them into NoDak and let Grandfather Winter do the killing for us.
>>77896662
RIGHTFUL WISCONSIN CLAY
>>77896279
We also border lake Michigan, we don't need your permission.
>>77896361
What exactly do you have that's valuable? All you have is trees and Detroit.
>>77894718
I agree with you for the most part but the Midwest on its own would be weak. The so called flyover states need to unite against the coastal leeches. the Mississippi and the farm land around it is the source of Americas power take her away from costies and they'd fold like the dirty rags they are.
>>77896668
We're not invading. You just have to leave.
>>77896829
some food for thought
>>77895713
By "reform" do you mean "set on fire"
Because they tried that once in Chicago
It didn't work
>>77896472
I see you can't take the cold.
You must not be white.
>>77896711
Michiniggers can bow down to glorious Wisconsin.
America has spoken, the UP belongs to us. It is connected to northern Wisconsin, and tourists don't even go to the rest of Michigan when they go to the UP.
Glorious Wisconsin also has the good side of Lake Michigan. We have more islands.
>>77896917
>>77896361
True. You sure do have us bear in homicide and radioactive drinking water.
>>77896845
>From MN
>have to leave
I'm talking about our defense strategies dumbass
Draw those Utah and 'rado fucks into South Dakota and then up north and let them freeze/be raided by angry drunk Sioux
>>77896917
So what? We'd been meaning to have a talk with those states anyway. GTFO.
>tfw live in wisconsin
>tfw shoveling 4 feet of snow in 5 degrees while wearing a t-shirt and jeans
>tfw five bars on every street
>tfw 10 guns in every home
>>77896829
Family is moving to Minnesota soon. I'll have to visit them every now and then. What should I expect?
>>77897092
???
WIR SIND DAS VOLK
http://berndlauert1418.imgur.com/all/#4
>>77897222
The biggest ball of twine.
ES LEBE DAS HEILIGE DEUTSCHLAND
>>77897075
Representing Floriduh. Telling you that nobody wants you and you have to leave. Nobody wants your snowforts. Fuck off and die, snowniggers.
>>77897222
Expect paying a "fellatio tax", where you must be feral detroit niggers when entering Michigan
>polite to a fault
Never been to Minneapolis have you
>>77897339
I can tell you nobody wants Florida. Every time Florida is mentioned it is followed by laughs and grossed out faces. Typical comments include
>Florida has no culture
>Infested with alligators
>Florida is a cesspool of stupidity
>Florida is flat and stupid
>Florida is where rich old faggots go to die
>Florida beaches are dens of degeneracy
>>77895033
Lafayette here, this is a good idea.
>>77897339
Enjoy your scorching hot sun, cockroaches, retirement homes and Cuban 'immigrants', swamp thing.
>>77894889
I like how each state has their pride, but we can all agree that Cali is the fucking worst
>>77896472
h-hey man we're so nice and polite up here
>>77894718
>landlocked
You guys would be fucked.
>>77894718
>tfw Born in Indiana but Family moved to Bavaria when i was 3
>tfw no memories of my time there
life is miserable
>>77897439
>Infested with alligators
Keep sending your 2-year olds to swim in our kiddie pools, faggot. Our pets are hungry.
4th largest GDP in the US. No education required.
>>77897588
Eat some corn, drink some piss beer, and fester in mosquito humidity and you'll be just about there for the feels.
>>77897291
>>77897291
>>77897291
>>77897291
>>77897334
>>77897334
>>77897334
>>77897334
If you're not understanding these two posts you basically suck.
>>77897582
>what is the largest freshwater sea in the world
The ocean is overrated.
>>77897614
Alligators don't eat Floridians because they taste like trash
4th largest GPD in the US because corporations from the REAL America moved to Florida since they had to lower their corporate taxes to compensate for the state's ugliness
>>77897222
Bonfires, fishing, Norwegians, hunting, Somalis/degenerates in Minneapolis, redneck girls, muh jesus, and worst of all country music.
>>77897103
Isn't Wisconsin amazing? All those things are positives to me. If you can''t handle the (lack of) heat get out of the kitchen.
>>77894718
Not really. Minnesota is the absolute most beautiful state, with some absolutely intolerable weather (which I like). Politically, though, we're a pathetic blue state with shit like the DFL. We're also importing Somalians to the point where you can't go to certain places that used to be suburbs.
>>77897662
Kasich please, go back to Ohio
>>77897978
Born and raised in Indiana. I like it for what it is but I live in the poorest county in the state so my view may be a bit skewed.
>>77896950
We tried our best. I try to accept Chicagoans who like hot dogs instead of real sausages but they make it hard
>>77897173
Why did they choose that fucking color crops should make me think about tasty things not India.
>>77897852
>Alligators don't eat Floridians because they taste like trash
That's a highly evolved self-defense mechanism. You wouldn't understand it since you cannot into evolution.
>4th largest GPD in the US because corporations from the REAL America moved to Florida since they had to lower their corporate taxes to compensate for the state's ugliness
Again, you cannot comprehend out strategy. Our state ain't ugly, only our kids is. We got birds and manatees an' shit. Wildlife central here, we even import it from around the world and dump it in the 'glades to freshen it up sometimes. Our taxes are low, but we still have 4th largest GDP. What have you got, snowcone?
>>77898077
Indian food is tasty. I love our fatty meat + potato culture but poo in loos make good food I can't lie
>>77897941
Yeah there's a lot of things I like about Wisconsin, but there's some shitty things too.
>educated people are liberal
>uneducated people are retarded drunk rednecks trying to sleep with underage girls
>everybody is drunk, constantly
>every single day after work, everybody is drunk
>economy is shit
>Madison
>Milwaukee
The state is a fucking circus. If you watch the footage from the Janesville Trump rally, it is a good example of the kind of bizarre people Wisconsin breeds
>>77897947
If you live in "greater Minnesota" (read: what the Twin Shitties dwellers call everything further than an hour north of Murderapolis/Saint Somalia) you won't see skinnies. Ever. And as much as I hate the fact that the state is blue the DFL isn't entirely pants-on-head retarded like the majority of the left. At least not yet.
>tfw you still see people driving around with ancient and faded Wellstone! bumper stickers
>>77894718
Wisconsin master race reporting in, ready to secede!
>>77898191
We're an extremely politically motivated state. This goes beyond McCarthy even. We like to stay connected no matter the cost. As much as you hate socialists don't disregard the effect a more radical party can have here (i.e. Milwaukee having socialist mayors etc).
Just push Chicago out into Lake Michigan then sink it and we're good. But wait, we don't want to contaminate our lakes with niggers.
>>77898386
You're politically motivated? Then why aren't you important? Not enough Jews?
>>77898476
Research Wisconsin and Milwaukee's political history. We're bout it bout it.
Step aside, obvious superiority coming through
>>77898532
Um, no. I'm from Floriduh and that sounds like work. Never mind.
>>77896078
Every road and every mountain in Wyoming is in a desolate shithole. But if you're itching for some truly remote camping, go to the Bridger wilderness. Absolutely nothing for 700 square miles. If you do actually go, bring at least a pistol bigger than 9mm. There are extremely aggressive species of grizzly bears, wolves, moose, all kinds of shit up there. If you don't have actual camping skills I wouldn't recommend staying the night there because you'll probably die
>>77898574
>lazy gator niggers placated by good weather
Typical
>>77894889
Fuck off Cali, you're worse than Jersey.
>>77898552
Huh. So, when's that gonna happen?
>>77895533
Don't mistake our politeness for weakness.
>>77894889
Please secede from the country, I have no problems with this.
>>77898386
>>77898476
>>77898532
Yep Wisconsin has always been a place of political happenings. It's where Theodoore Roosevelt got shot, and continued speaking for 40 mins afterwords.
People act like nut cases here. On both sides. I know so many people who are just like that guy in the Janesville Trump rally who loses his mind, does a back flip, lands on his knees, then continues to keep cussing everybody out, probably tripping on acid.
>>77894889
You don't need our permission. Mother Earth wills your succession, give if a few decades.
>>77898042
Just glass the southside and the rest should be OK.
>>77898129
>cannot into evolution
>literally having minute amounts of human antifreeze in our blood
>>77897947
Also as far as the intolerable weather, just tell people that bitch about the cold to go to Mills, head to their military surplus section and pick up this big fucker and its liner for like 20 bucks. Goddamn thing is so heavy and thick it stands up by itself. Love mine.
>>77894718
Good luck with the Somalian Machete Masters.
>>77895947
>Drive five miles under the speed limit
The hell are you talking about, you can fly down residential and in-town roads at 70 mph and nobody will give a shit.
But make sure you don't have a bad tail light or its game over.
>>77898785
Lincon's Republcan was invented here. You're not wrong.
>>77898600
>grizzlies
Yeah fuck that, I have read about that though. Way too scary. I was going to check out the Laramie Mountain range near Casper and Medicine Bow National Forest. Seemed a little more tame.
I am fascinated by Wyoming. It is such a bizarre and desolate state. Everybody seems to shit talk it too, but it looks gorgeous.
>>77898191
You are right on at least 3/4 of these.
>>77898665
Bitches aint got shit on my mountains
>>77898191
>everyone is drunk constantly
Fuck you it's state culture
If you can't handle your liquor then leave
>>77898827
>literally having minute amounts of human antifreeze in our blood
Y'don't need to make excuses. We all know you've been drinkin' antifreeze up there 'coz it's cheaper than likker. To each his own, I says.
>>77899020
That's the biggest goddamned set of potholes I's ever seed. An' people think we don't maintain OUR roads. Sheeeeit.
>>77897222
Minnesota is Canada except instead of a weird inferiority complex about America, they have a weird inferiority complex about Wisconsin.
>>77895033
Indianapolis here. Would also need to get rid of all the mudslimes in Minnesota.
>>77899050
I'm actually anti-alcohol completely. I think if Wisconsin didn't have this drinking culture it would be a pretty successful state.
But it's also pretty funny to watch everybody get drunk and be terrible at marriage, raising children, leading churches, failing their careers, and just generally failing at everything.
It's also funny because people think they are really smart, but they live in a fucking bubble in a corner of the USA.
>>77899121
Hey. HEY. We don't fucking drink antifreeze. We drink STERNO. Ya strain it through a loaf of bread. Learned that from one of the permanently drunk indians around. Get your facts straight gatorbait.
>>77899295
I've noticed this. I don't think Wisconsinites even acknowledge the fact that Minnesota exists. Nobody EVER talks about it.
I always hear Minnesota people saying things like
>Wisconsin people are crazy!
>They're all getting ready for the fall out!
>They all drive around drunk with guns!
All of which are true
>>77898201
There are a couple state senators quoted saying the state provides rights like freedom of speech.
It's small sounding but it shows their mindset very well.
The only state that looks more badass than Wisconsin is Arizona. The amount of crazy shit and badass patriot MEN in that state is unbelievable. It's like a circus of testosterone out there.
I want to move there.
>>77899583
Don't get me started on Franken. Fucking think we would've learned not to vote in a comedian after we voted in a pro wrestler, but nooooo.
>>77899583
Wasn't JESSE VENTURA the fucking senator of Minnesota?
JESSE
V E N T U R A
Patriot veteran and professional conspiracy theorist. I fucking love America
>>77899718
I live in St. Cloud. The college colors us light blue and I want to die. I wear my Trump hat downtown a lot and yell at people.
Pretty fun because anybody with a problem don't even try to punch me. The only time I might get in trouble is when the students come back and all those minorities from Chicago in the Twin Cities come up to the only state college that would accept them.
>>77899799
It's time for the cap on the trifecta of Predator actors to get their time as governor - I'm hoping for a Carl Weathers WI ticket in 2020.
>>77894718
Sounds good to me, bud
>>77899799
He was our governor.
He was elected on pure meme magic and no platform.
We vote for left leaning joke candidates. Fucking nuke us and take our tacinyte.
too bad about that faggot Paul Ryan
>>77895033
Michigan here
Nuke all of our cities
>>77900079
He's a terrible cunt, isn't he?
>>77894889
>California
>Having wealth to suck
>wew Paco!
>>77898960
If you're going to travel here at least go to the bighorns. Medicine bow is like camping in central park compared to the shit you can do out here.
>>77896950
Not enough accelerant was used that time.
>>77899020
>muh rainier
pic related, a real mountain
Kansas is pretty cool right guys ........guys .........anyone
>>77896361
>le liquid jew
>valuable
Hi there, human garbage. Let me describe your typical day.
>Drink Founders-brand jew poison all day long with muh neo-hipster faggot friends
>Buy low quality ZOG food from Meijer, while desperately trying to believe it's high-end because it's not from Wal-Mart
>Stare at beard in the mirror
Just kill yourself, faggot. Shove your state up your ass.
>>77900764
These are the Olympics bruh
