Australia,
Please sit down for a minute. We need to have a serious talk.
There used to be a time when you were the undisputed king of all trolls and shit posters. Your posts were not only inflammatory, but also very clever and often extremely funny. You had achieved an almost mythical status on this board.
Unfortunately now, for the past several months, your work has been substandard. Just lazy, no effort shit posting. You're actually worse than Canada, and everyone hates Canada.
What's going on in your personal life Australia? I am genuinely concerned for your well being. We need to get you right again, make you the kings of shit posting like you were meant to be.
I'm very disappointed with you Australia. You aren't even trying any more.
Please see me after class.
Do you have any Australian in mind? Care to describe a certain posting style or certain views? Personally, I've never been deliberately funny, just incidentally humorous and occasionally dishing out a good burn. I'm wondering if I should start disassociate and start tripfagging, but that's generally unnecessary and I don't particularly want an identity, at least not one I'll give myself like a vain narcissist.
Sage for metathreads.
You just can't beat us in shitposting. We have ascended.
>>77888414
The Cancer has progressed is why:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-20/zane-alchin-pleads-guilty-to-facebook-abuse-of-olivia-melville/7525664
>>77889910
burn in hell... wait
I think Australians are bros personally
Now that they get to experience getting shitposted thanks to the Canadian faggots they realized how annoying it as and have changed their ways.
>>77892636
Right back at you fatass
>>77888414
Idk, a lot of shit cunts have been getting on /pol/ recently and ruining the shitpost reputation with actual butthurt shit posts. I don't even thing it's just Australians.
>>77888414
m88
It's retarded Canadians on AU proxies.
>>77888414
Our banter stopped seeming inflammatory right about the time you lot started having race riots again.
who's /tradie/ here?
I've been really depressed lately myself, I don't know about every else though.
Because at this point in time Australia has not yet learned how to be multicultural. Australians are not going to be the monolithic shitposters they once were in the last decade. Canadians are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for Australia to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Canadians will be resented because of their leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Australia will not survive.
>>77889910
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78joGUHmC8
Im sure this guy is from your country
He's the smartest Canadian Ive ever seen
And he's got good bantz
>>77889910
the fact that you feel you have "ascended" is worrying. there was no effort in this. if you are going to prove that you have ascended, show it. dont be a cuck. make a shitpost that rivals us. make us angry, make us laugh, and have something useful to say all at the same time.
then again, you very well could ascend. that fire you have going tends to make ashes rise. go jump in. you will "ascend".
>>77889910
Lee, please
>>77893505
;_;
>>77892822
Build wall.
>it's an Australia and the USA suck each other's dicks thread
1 Post by this ID
Sure OP I'll see you after class. Bring your mothers so we can bang, okay?
>>77888414
Righto cunt, want some shit posting? How's this for ya?
Both your prez candidates are literally fucking cucks.
Hillary got cucked by Bill with Monica Jewinski and Chump?
Well every cunt on Earth worth his weight in salt has already
rubbed one out to the pictures of his NAKED FUCKING LITERAL WHORE WIFE.
>>77894420
That sure was a shit post.
Fucking Cucknadians
If you put out the fire, the fire wins
I think trudeau just pushed them over the edge
Sorry I'm late, just came back from fingering hex in a nightclub. Hows your day been?
>>77888866
DAT NUMBER
>>77888414
FIGHT ME CUNT ILL KILL YA
>>77894633
That would be quite pleasant, if truth be the order of the day mi familia.
>>77894303
>no one wants to suck Canada's dick
Don't wanna be
All by myself
>>77894713
Well bring it on then, cunt.
This is a shit post.
>>77894303
It's ok Canada, you can clean up afterwards
>>77894778
Where's that poster with 300+ hex pics folder
>>77894303
>If you get your dick sucked your enemies win
>>77888414
fuck ye ya yank fucker, go fucking eat sum fucking burgerz m8. fucking shit cunt, i'll fucking lay you out cunt. 1v1 me at maccas g
>>77894633
FUCKING HEX CUNT
>>77894879
What the fuck??? Got more?
>>77894633
you didnt happen to notice anything up there? i think i lost my ring.
>>77894597
>implying Merkel is better than Trudeau
Go back to work Hans. A million random brown people from the third world are going to walk into your country this year and need free stuff.
Good job ruining Europe once again.
>>77888414
>implying Americans aren't the biggest shitposters on /pol/.
You flood /pol/ with posts about a candidate that's statistically unlikely to win and are more than likely about to elect Shillary as your president. You also destabilized Syria and caused the flood of shitskins into Europe, have a black miss USA and president, are 61% white and are the birth place of almost every sjw movement whilst still holding a superiority complex for being "redpilled".
God fuck yourself and enjoy another 8 years of the Obama admin. through Shillary.
>>77892822
If anything Mexicans are faggots. Canada is run by a government whilst you're run by a cartel. Probably why we have a high GDP then you and a quarter the population.
Enjoy getting beheaded by a drug lord because you didn't pay your protection racket.
Oh, and good job managing to be fatter than the US. Quite an accomplishment.
>>77894978
Cunt there is literally 6 gorillion photos of hex, ask around in the /auspol/ thread and someone will deliver
I only have one so I can keep the "I fingered hex in a nightclub" meme alive
>>77895014
>Go back to work Hans. A million random brown people from the third world are going to walk into your country this year and need free stuff.
>Good job ruining Europe once again.
i hate them both equally, never call me a cuck again you dirty gook
>>77888866
KEK has restored our greatness with those digits
>>77894778
Lol do you know this chick? I swear I've met her before
>>77895014
4/10 post, not enough cunt
>>77893505
hard to shitpost with a noose round ya neck
>>77888414
Also:
OP:
Quality > Quantity
>>77893106
This
>>77895184
Not really. She just texted me some happy snaps of her weekend on the Hawkesbury River a week after I fingerblasted her in a nightclub.
>>77895014
too much butthurt, makes you look like an angry twat
4/10 for effort
>>77895014
4/10
>>77888414
To commemorate this thread im selling these stylish caps to /pol/acks only at the special price of $15 AUD. A very small price to pay for instant street cred in your town, village, or mental institution. pm me for details.
And thanks for your constructive criticism burgerbro, im going to address this issue with my countrymen at the Emu War Veterans get together early next month.
>>77888414
Being this invested in generalising about an entire nation on an Angolan Fly-Fishing Appreciation imageboard.
>>77897688
forgot the quote fucktard, kill yourself cunt, i swear on me dingo il get jono to come round and ring your neck for this fucking mistake of a post you've done.
I disagree. Aussie shitposts have ascended since the recent FUCKING LEAF shitposting pandemic. It's as though they've seen a shadow of themselves in these awful, amateurish shitposts and decided to step up their game. Now, Aussie posts tend to be extremely quality banter, detached from their former "let's just say something stupid and collect Yous" style. I often find myself laughing at an Auspost, and while it may derail the thread, it will be in a humorous direction. As opposed to the Leafposts, which can collect hordes of Yous and turn a thread to shit.
Australia truly is a great Anglo nation. I am proud to share my board with them.
>>77894879
Guys shut up, what do you mean there's 300+ pics of hot Hex?
This is now a Hex thread, you foreign cucks can piss off.
I ordered something from the US and it is doing a tour all over the east coast. It started in Connecticut, then went to Ohio, then Tenesse, then Kentucky and then back to Ohio. Why can't they put it on a fucking plane straight to me?
>>77899584
Swear on me mum there's heaps of hex pics
An aussie /pol/ack fingered her in a nightclub, apparently she's a huge sloot
>Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKc_oOfcneQ
Will there be a bingo thread tonight? there was none last week. slack bingo maker
>>77899951
Dumping terms into google and can't find shit, where is this magical treasure trove? I need this.
>>77900104
Go on the bingo thread tonight, that's always got hundreds of Aussie /pol/acks
>>77899996
Should be on. Bingo qt (Allegedly) was probably busy
>>77889910
Wow Canada, you're on fire.
>>77888414
Gook Moot has been IP banning any cunt that shit posts. The amount of times I've tried to post and have been range banned is fucked.
Gook Boy is anti-fun that's why.
>>77900266
>Should be on. Bingo qt (Allegedly) was probably busy
I think bingoanon is actually a dude that likes to pretend to be a chick for the attention desu senpai
>>77888866
FULL HOUSE!
Qek has Kekd
>>77894303
Fuck off chink.
>>77894303
A you a new type of dessert
Maple Syrup Full Jelly
leaf cunt
neat
>>77889910
being a fuckhead isn't the same as ascending.
You're just bigger fuckheads than before.
>>77900789
You're only confirming his shitpost, keep sucking it mate.
>>77888414
You can't tell me what to do, you're not even my real dad
>>77899709
Because the world doesn't revolve around you. It revolves around Americans.
>>77901265
But if the world revolves around Americas shouldn't they be fast shippers?
>>77901265
You do understand that Australia is 92% white?
>>77901265
The American education system in action.
>>77901433
Now ask me if I give a shit
>>77901494
If aussies are so smart then he wouldn't of asked the question in the first place
>>77901518
>>77901518
Confusing us with sheep fuckers again.
>>77901655
Then answer it dumbass, why can't you just stick shit on a plane and send it to its intended destination like any other countries postal service? It's like your dumbarse posties get lost trying to find their way to an airport.
>>77901822
Idk lmao. I like aussies... just wanted to stir some shit
We get shitposted at every day IRL, I can even open norniebook without seeing something that makes my blood boil, half the time I turn on the radio there's a paid advertisement for some feminist group, our prime minister literally thinks it's okay to blow a dog... I can't even state biological fact on social media without the risk of getting arrested.
The more fucked up Canada becomes the more leafs will flock here with our specific butthurt brand of shitposting. Prepare for a wild fucking ride you cunts
>>77896466
ill take 12! no! all of them!! all 13 of them!!!!
>>77902021
leaf poster
>prepare for a wild ride eh
sounds lame already
