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DEFCON 3 ISSUED.
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http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

Unusual UnitedStates strategic activity now being observed. We have no context for any of this. We do not know what is going on.

This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 9:43 P.M., Sunday, June 19th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.

There are currently no imminent nuclear threats against the United States at this time, however the situation is considered fluid and can change rapidly.

Multiple sources have confirmed unusual strategic activity in the United States and Russia. At this time, we are unable to ascertain what exactly has caused such a reaction.

Information coming to the DEFCON Warning System indicates high level maneuvers to defuse whatever situation is occurring. We have very little information beyond this.

At this time, U.S. and Russian forces are in the air, likely moving to control points. We have no reports of any engagements. Domestic assets are moving into defensive positions.
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INCOMING REPORTS OF US BOMBERS BEING DEPLOYED JUST NOW.....
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If we all die, I die happy knowing that we are all dead
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Kek nuke everything on this rotten planet.
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>>77885576
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/us-bombers-in-russian-airspace/index.html

Oh fuck.
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>>77885576
no sorce?
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>>77885474
Bring it on.
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>>77885474
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>>77885576
>>77885923

Kys
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>>77885721
God, let this happen if you're not a massive cunt t. humans
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>>77885923
YOU GOT ME REAL STEAMED NOW BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>77886026
>>77886093
Fuck they took down the link, be safe guys.
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>>77885474
>>77885474
>>77885474
THIS

IS

THE

BIGGEST

HAPPENING

EVER
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>>77885923
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/us-bombers-in-russian-airspace/index.html
fake.
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>>77885938
DWS contacts are saying Stratcom bombers are deployed. Check their chat/forums. They're double confirming recent reports right now.
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>>77885474
Will the jew finally be burned out from this world? They are the race least likely to survive nuclear attacks since there's so little of them.

Good fucking riddance.
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>>77885474
Everyone dead confirmed.
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>>77885923
Fake link, don't bother.
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>>77885721

I'm with you, m80.
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U.S. Air Force Channel still encrypted.
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>>77885923

Kek. Literally jumped off my chair.
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>>77885474
I thought you were bullshiting, But:

http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/

http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-the-Defcon-Scale
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>>77885964
Sauce
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>>77885474
My friend is currently in the military. Which branch? The one where you have midnight chow and can skype. He said he had to go forty minutes ago and that the hallway sgt was rounding up all the men to meet outside and that it wasn't a drill.

I know you guys won't believe me but he did seem pretty frazzled. Anyway bumping for more news.
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WHITEMAN AFB IS LIT UP. THEY ARE -ALL- LAUNCHING. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN BEFORE
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When was the last time this happened?
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>some unofficial web site
lmao
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I want to believe
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That website is ran by some neck beard it's not official you useless niggers
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>>77886453
9/11, jew war of 1970, ect
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>>77885474
FUARK!!! I WASN'T READY 4 DIS!!!
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>>77886453
see
>>77886354
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>>77886579
see
>>77886354

As I said
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>>77886537
>implying the official source would ever warn you

Its called open source intel faggot.
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>>77885474
>mfw I said a few hours back on my Jewbook that I'd be for Russia invading Sweden.
>mfw I see this now
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>>77885474
>defconwarmingsystem
>literally a fat NEET LARPer with a basement full of canned goods

Yeah the Twitter defconwarmingsystem is totally a reliable source guys
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>>77886440
What's your evidence?
>>77886495
Please, give us direct access to DEFCON. DWS is the closest and most reliable resource we have.
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It's not real you fucking retards

Stop posting fake happenings

REEEEEEEE
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Wasn't the "defcon" system officially scrapped in 2002 in favor of the national security rainbow.
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>>77886662
When have happenings ever happened.
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>>77885474
IT'S NOT REAL, STOP THIS SHIT
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>>77886453
What? A shitpost about a happening that was baseless?

I dunno, we get about 5 of those a day.
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>>77885721
I feel shitty for feeling this as well. Western civ is killing itself and I'd rather see us all dead then for it to continue turning to shit like this.

That said I don't really want to see us all dead but I could accept it
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>>77886579
Is this an attempt to slide the thread?
"Roll" images are the most successful, right above "You've been visited by X, so post Y"
I've never called anybody a shill before, but I'm callin' you out.
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>>77886721
I watched watching the Orlando shooting happen live on /pol/

It was lit af
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>>77886579
Enjoy your ban.
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>>77886354
>defcon
>its a fucking .com site

give me a fucking break, if it was official it would be a .gov, but its not like they plaster USNATSEC openly on the internet in the first place, is it?
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Why would NORAD or any of the U.S. Military leak a Defcon 3 for a bunch of animu-loving shitposters to notice?
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>>77885474

/x/ posting
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>>77886814
>>77886882
>These newfags

These retards went to Defcon 2 beforw, literally nothing happened.

Grow up you tards
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>>77886901

Is everyone on pol completely fucking retarded?

This is open source intel.
It never claimed to be "official"

You fucking NEETs.
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>>77886579

someone explain this to me
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>>77886839
That was a nutty night, was funny seeing how slow msm was to report
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>>77885474
PLZ NUKE US ALL
PLZ NUKE US ALL
PLZ NUKE US ALL
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>>77886579
>I'm too scared to address this immediate nuclear threat
>t-this is now a r-roll thread
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>>77887026
Stop wasting my time faggot I'm a senior engineer who makes 200k+a year, don't waste my time with bullshit fucking happens. This is your last fucking warning you stupid little cunt fuck off from my board

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77887021
We're all newfags here.
Besides, I have no faith in "DefconWarningSystem.com". I never said I did. Just because I'm not participating in your nigger roll thread doesn't mean I'm a retarded happenfag.
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>>77885474
Apparently Russian jets bombed the shit out of rebels RIGHT IN FRONT OF AMERICAN JETS. We just got KEKED the fuck out.
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>>77887230
>flag

wew lad
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>>77886579
niggerz
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would suck to die a virgin tbqh
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>>77886721
Actually if you take into account the military movements in the Baltics and Poland on-going, yeah, it is real. Just yesterday I have seen at least 10 military planes above South Eastern Hungarian airspace during the two hours I was harvesting cherry. On a normal day you can see one at most the entire day.
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>>77885474
Hey guys, I live LITERALLY across the street from the State Department here in DC. What are my chances of making it through this one?
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>>77885474
meh
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I hate you roleplaying faggots. Ive been praying for the happening for a decade or more. Stop the gayness.
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>>77887362
The happening will only happen if you make it.
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>>77885474
It's not happening. It's never happening.
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Russia probably dick waving into some NATO nations airspace again. More bullshit grandstanding IMO.
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I suppose if it is then it makes sense. The US has been sailing ships in the South China Sea to tell China to fuck off, and NATO has put more troops in its eastern neighbors to tell Russia to fuck off. Now we wait and see how they respond. Most likely they'll just do nothing but if something does happen the military is ready.
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>>77887335
Get the fuck out of DC what are you doing nigger?
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>>77887302
sauce
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HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE SKY ITS FUCKING ON FIRE WHAT THE FU
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>>77887432
>Latvia
>Will be first to be sent to pogrom
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Another day, another disappointment
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>>77887335
Pic related
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>>77887335
>implying any of the DC metropolitan area could or would survive a full nuclear engagement

Lol
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>>77887455
Fuck it. It's probably the safest place to be in the US besides Alaska.
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The tweets said something about Russian movement in the Ukraine area and that the information that they are receiving is sketchy. I wonder what's happening with skyking.
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>>77887302
That appears to be the case.

http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/06/19/syria-in-a-surprise-attack-russia-bombs-us-assets-on-the-ground-not-once-but-twice/

The funniest thing is how the gov's PR machine is ground to a still on Syrian shit. It's tough convincing the public that proxy wars to overthrow stable states is a good idea.
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>>77886891

It doesn't claim to be official, but it's been around a long ass time and is generally very accurate.
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>>77887432
Nor with THAT attitude, baconstrip
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>>77887515
I didn't imply anything, retard. I asked a question. Now answer.
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>>77885923
Told you that electing that nigger would get us all killed.
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>>77887535
>Implying that Russia would nuke the shit out of everywhere but our capital
wow....makes you think
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>>77887607
0%
innawoods
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Oh shit guys this is real. My bro just called me he's in WV and said there are motorcades of buses heading for Greenbriar.
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>>77887607
First you ask a stupid question, then you give an even dumber response. Holy shit do I have to spell it out for you cupcake? If a happening occurred you are in prime target uno. You would be completely and utterly boned.
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CNN just went offline. This can mean one of three things:

1) Huge volume of traffic.
2) Government intervention.
3) Pure coincidence.
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>>77887614
>>77887698
>>77887755

>implying implyment of implyitudinal implications

Missile Defense Systems focused to primarily protect DC, just sayin
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>>77887555
Also Russia is playing the blame game right now.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/19/russia-says-us-failed-to-provide-syrian-opposition-locations.html
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oh my dog its finally happening
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>>77887776
Works fine for me. Loads immediately.
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>>77887776
It's still online for me
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>>77887776
It's working for me.
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No one suspects the Summer Russian.
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>>77887776
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>>77885923
Noicze flag famo
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>>77887852
That's your cache. I can confirm that CNN is currently down.
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>>77887834
>mfw I know this is Independence Day just from that single scene
I have watched that movie too many times. What am I doing with my life?
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>>77885474
BREAKING:
CHINE HAS LAUNCHED ATOMIC MISSILES FROM THE CITY OF QINSHAN
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE CALLING FOR EVERYONE TO HEAD TO THEIR LOCAL NUCLEAR SHELTER
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>>77887907
Really?
Because http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/cnn.com.html seems to think you're wrong.
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>>77887945
When will people learn that sauce is needed
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>>77887786
A missile defense system can not do shit against a full nuclear engagement. You're flinging too much shit at one time for it to fucking catch them all you dense motherfucker. You really struggle with the concept of putting two and two together don't you?
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>>77887907
It's reporting that the Cavs just won, and I haven't been there since this morning. Stop roleplaying.
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>>77887362
We're just trying to prepare everyone for the real happening. This time, however, it's probably not a drill.
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>>77887907
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/cnn.com
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>>77887945
Nobody's gonna fall for that b8.
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/19/OP-is-a-gigantic-faggot-who-loves-big-black-cock.html

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
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>bombers from both sides are in the air!
>WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>DEFCON 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, it could just be a training coincidence.
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>>77888001
Bro, you are so smart. I'm convinced. You must work at the DoD with all of this know-how.
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is anybody in their discord server?

What's going on?
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>>77888091
The link's broken . . .
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Kek and the man of mythos confirm.
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>>77888076
CHINESE NUCLEAR MISSILE HEADING TO UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. JAPANESE JET IS CURRENTLY LIVESTREAMING.
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/china-nuclear-missile-emergency-stream
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>>77888091
Why does australia always bring the bants?

Always
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>>77888236
Go to sleep faggot.
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>>77888236
Fake
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>>77888091
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>>77888241
We love our high-energy Australian shitposters, don't we? Am I right?!
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>>77886202
You know that's bs rp stuff right?
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>>77886440
around 2013, the only time we ever went past 3 was the Cuban missile crisis, we went to 2
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>>77888307
>http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/china-nuclear-missile-emergency-stream

Lolololo the Kraut took the bait!
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>>77885964
Coal burner
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>>77887432
>>77888236

That's a dramatic change in tone. Definitely not quality posts, friend.
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>tfw I have to work tomorrow
>tfw I will probablt miss the great happening
kill me please
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>>77888091
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>>77886206
Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war, those vermin will cling to life
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http://www.newsweek.com/putin-calls-snap-drill-russia-military-nato-470224
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>>77888405
How's the evening Costa Rica?
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>>77886579
Who the fuck would roll for this?
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You niggers need to step up on your link game

LINKS FOR LURKERS

REMINDER: LURKERS ARE THE BEST KIND OF POSTERS

>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/

>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)

>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/

>FBN
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/

>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/

>other
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cbs-live-stream
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/

>ABC's IP TV links

http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live1@136327/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live2@136328/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live3@136329/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live4@136330/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live5@136331/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
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>>77886644
Except its not open
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This topic is too meta for me.
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>>77885474
Look outside the nukes are leaving the silos.
Already past the clouds!!!
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>>77888469
calm, it's not raining, I am kinda sleepy, thanks for asking :^)
how is your evening Germany?
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This shit is always fake. Fuck off
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>It's a /pol/ role-playing thread
How about you faggots kill yourselves?
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>>77888488
But literally nothing is happening.
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>>77885474

At first i thought that was a troll website then i realized its the official website of the pentagon's DEFCON center. We really are in the early stages of WW3.
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>>77888488
THIS is a good post. Definitely saving this to a notepad document.
tyty
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>>77885474

Oh look... It's this thread again.
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>>77888572
Why are you so starving?
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yeah sure m8
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is it time ? is the sweet release of death by nuclear fire finally coming ?
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...aaaand it just happened. Goodnight gentleman.
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>>77888091
Never change, Australia.
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>>77888732
Praise be kek, I hope so.
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>>77888600
It's actually almost 8 AM in central Europe. Getting ready for work and seeing this thread. Guess we need more quality on our board again.
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>>77885474
K KEEP ME POSTED
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>>77887945
>nuclear shelter

Who has a nuclear shelter besides john goodman. What is this, the 1950s?
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>>77888617
>tripfagging (using a username)
>Official pentagon website
>"The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch."

Being this much of a newfag. Lork more.
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>>77888769
Nice.
>>77888732
>capitchka select all of the sandwiches
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>>77887900
/r ing a city of chimps once more edit
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>tfw I will never feel the sweet release in death
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Literally nothing.

DEFCON 3 because the Russians are sending bombers towards the UK. They are not dumb enough to actually nuke the UK. But NATO won't pretend Russia does not have the capability of doing so.

So, the US goes to DEFCON 3, launches its bombers, and so on. Nothing happens, bombers go home. But in the interim, Russia goes home knowing that the US is still deploying strategic assets at the drop of a hat.
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>>77888790
I see, good luck at work then!

I am going to bed now
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KEK BRING US DOOM PLEASE
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>>77888745
holy fuck
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>>77888828
even then a nuclear shelter aint gonna save you for shit against modern nukes unless you have it go miles underground
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SKYKING SKYKING
DO NOT RESPOND

SKYKING SKYKING
DO NOT RESPOND
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>>77885474
>>77888888
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>>77888902
Source bitch.
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>>77888310
Wait really?
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>>77888888
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Skyking is broadcasting.
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>>77888968
Shit
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>>77887499

I like images like this. Please post more of them.
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>>77888902
You're right. We live in a completely stable world, where things never escalate out of control. Especially between the U.S. and Russia. Nothing ever happens....

Except when it does.
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>>77888990
God, that was a fucking legendary thread.
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>>77888990
8992 is actually active at the moment.
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>>77888990
Three for actual war
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>>77888898
Reveal to me your secrets, vampire.
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>>77886718
>Wasn't the "defcon" system officially scrapped in 2002 in favor of the national security rainbow.

No, the color system was created to rate the potential for a terrorist attack by the DHS, the DEFCON system is purely for military readiness.
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I live in san diego and there have been jets flying through literally all day
>something is actually happening
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>>77888999
Meme magic just got too real
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Rolling for Armageddon.
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>>77886891
Site is based on Stratfor/Ex military people who monitor these things.

There was also the "Syrian dissent channel" today where 51 diplomats have basically revolted on Obama demanding that the US start a major war in Syria with Assad.
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>>77885474
HOLY FUCK CALIFORNIA IS GETTING BOMBED HELP
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Please kill me Russia. I want peace at last.
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Theme
https://youtube.com/?#/watch?v=OthBrbPm6aI
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>>77885923
Fug
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>>77889245
Can confirm this. It's already happening in California.
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who /comfy/ here?

>>>/wsg/1142063
>>>/wsg/1142063
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>>77889198
>national security rainbow.
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>>77889025

The source is half a century of US strategic policy. The US Military is always poised to exterminate all life on this planet at the drop of the hat, and we are constantly reminding potential enemies of our power to do so.
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>>77887335
None, since a pack of feral looting niggers will disembowel you if SHTF.
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>>77888657
>site's content is literally 100% shitpost, it could be called "/pol/ Happening Thread dot com"
>registered in Melbourne

Those kangaroo-niggers have fooled me for the last time
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>>77889245
If you aren't already comfy, there's no help for you.
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>>77886418
>ALRIGHT MAGGOTS
>SOMEONE SHIT IN THE LATRINE AND DIDN'T FLUSH
>AS PUNISHMENT, YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN EVERY INCH OF THESE BARRACKS WITH TOOTBRUSHSES, NO SLEEP TONIGHT YOU NANCIES!

What really happened
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SUMMARY IN ~20 seconds on the discord

GET IN HERE
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>>77888999
Yes! Kekacolypse now!
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>>77889245
BREAKING:
CHINESE OFFICIALS CONFIRM THAT THEIR NUCLEAR MISSILE IS ON ITS WAY TO LEVEL LOS ANGELES. PANIC ON THE STREETS AT THIS TIME.
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>>77886418
There has been a ton of US military movement in Estonia recently. Random ass deployments.
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>>77889397
Link?
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>>77889241
It was just 51 random jackoffs that work at the state department, it doesnt mean shit
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>>77887335
Maybe we could send you pizzas?
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Tfw snuggling with kitten while lurking
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>>77889328

To addendum this. The happening in US military doctrine is mass nuclear annihilation. If it comes down to nukes, there is no proportional response. We fire them ALL.
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This is meaningless.
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>>77886440
The AFB near my house is silent.
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>>77889435
Thank god so many dead Mexicans and liberals. Based China.
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DAVID CAMERON AND HE SAID WW3 IS STARTING BECAUSE BREXIT IS WINNING IN THE POLLS FUCK
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>>77889451
https://discordapp.com/invite/0116Q1TlZkrPCtdcd
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>>77889472

Pretty smart IMHO
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>>77889501
False flag nuke strike on Russia to divert attention from the vote.
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>>77889478

How do you know that? What kind of radio should I buy if I want to know this kind of stuff? I live about 100 miles from Joint Base San Antonio so I should be able to listen in on a lot right?
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>>77889478
That's a decoy base.
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>>77889435

Nothing lost desu
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>>77889566
We should have seen this coming.
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Just got off the phone with Zyklon Ben. He confirms it is indeed happening.
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>>77885474
I can report we have multiple jet fighters in the air over Copenhagen. Shit they are noisy!
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>>77889634
Because I live right next to it nothing is going on.

>>77889638
It's actually listed as one of the first places to go in the event of a nuclear attack on the US. It is a high priority target.
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AAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>ALL STATIONS
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I'm in LA and the fighting is getting closer. I can hear artillery on the edge of the city.
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>>77889749
Too many carbon emissions, would be better to just surrender
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>>77885923
DELETE THIS!
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>>77889783
you listening? I thought they were jamming 8992
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So when the nukes strike will it light up the night sky?
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>>77889435
if a nuke is set off in LA, how will that affect las vegas
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>>77889803
Go out and live stream or take selfies in the battle.
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CAN CONFIRM 20 jets just took off from the Mt-Royal mountain base here in Montreal.
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>>77885474
The DEFCON warning system is a top military secret you retarded fuck. No one knows it.
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STOP
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>>77889918
Depends on the type of nuke and wind direction but you're definitely due for some fallout.
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Guys ruskies just entered house, took my GBPs!
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>>77889918
>Los Angeles
>How will it affect Las Vegas
c'mon man
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>>77889948
Sounds like a scramble ramble.
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>>77885474
PLEASE PLEASE UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR I AM READY TO HAVE MY BODY SHRED TO PIECES BY BALLISTIC PIECES OF METAL PLEASE GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO END THIS AGONIZING EXISTENCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=436uSn4rB1k
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>>77889999
fuck that and fuck your numbers, i want to live
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>>77889969
From an anonymous seat, Wolf is annoying the shit out of me.
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>>77889918
depends on how big it is. though even the smaller nukes, you'd probably still die from radiation poisoning eventually assuming the wind currents blow the fallout your way
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Can't use discord


https://chatstep.com/#nukefest
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>>77885474
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
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>>77890081
>>77889969
wut
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>>77889918
Only safe place in the US from non-direct nuke strikes is the great lakes, high deserts, and rockies.
>mfw live in one of the most naturally protected areas and we would have literally no problem with fallout even if we got nuked directly
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>>77890081
XD slash Pol slash amirite?
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KEK CLEANSE THESE LANDS
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piss off, i'm trying to masturbate
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>>77890206
I feel sorrow for the guys trying to run a decent Discord with all of these...
WAIT A SECOND, WE'RE THE UNCIVILIZED MIGRANTS
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>>77890205
well, not a lot of folks have a problem with fallout when theyre vaporized
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>>77890255
PUTIN WHY DON'T YOU STOP THIS?
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>>77890301
Nah we're strong enough to avoid that too. Most people here eat activated almonds, avoid bread, and do squads every minute of every day.

Should've listened to Zyzz now you pay the price.
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>>77885474
it is a fact, we are at Defcon 3 now.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT TURN ON CNN...ITS HAPPENING
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>>77890255
Pls spare Mexico or at least just Baja
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>>77885923
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/asia/us-bombers-in-russian-airspace/index.html

Fuck you leaf
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>>77885474

it's happening folks. i just died.
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>>77890386
HOLY SHIT
THE CAVS WON?
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>>77889634
About 5m from Lackland afb. No air traffic.
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>>77890255
RUS!!!!!!!!!!!/!!!!.!{!!.!!..!|£{*]£.£\*.£
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>>77890389
>implying Baja won't be taken first

It's just too tactically advantageous
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>>77890386
oh holy shit, memes are coming real. it was about lebron a few minutes ago
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