Shit is lit on the fb page is on fire
Report in on businesses bashing trump.
>>77883653
>only a right-wing racist like me would
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
>>77883653
Wow, that owner is a racist? I'm going to give him a bad review, people should be warned of that!
>>77883820
Some kid is posting on there about his coffee or something while a girl who I guess knows the owner is going full suicide watch. Check it out.
top qek if true
>>77884210
Waiting on the new list of casualties at the hand of God who spoke against Trump.
Trump will have the entire Fbi and Cia cleaned out along with Clinton's criminal history
Pepe was a vehicle for the prophecy at the inception days of 4chan. It all makes sense now.
>>77883653
This comment is gold:
starI walked in on a hot Monday morning with my daughter in tow. The door hinges opened with a small squeak that accompanied by the small jingle of welcoming bells. In hindsight it was then that I should have turned around. If only i listened to my gut in this situation, if only i just walked away. As I opened the door the putrid stench of rotten fruit filled my nostrils and a warm breeze rustled my hair. My daughter was understandingly disgusted and made a small and frightened whimper. I noticed this but didn't let it bother me, i wanted coffee and the closest coffee shop was almost a block away and I had neither the patience nor the time to walk that far.
>>77885222
As I surveyed the inside of the shop it became apparent that not only were my daughter and I the only customers but there was a distinct lack of workers. I walked my daughter to the counter and pressed the bell attempting to call upon the absent barista to take my order, it was then that I heard the chanting. As I listened to the soft sound of,what sounded like, distant mumbles i became curious and decided to take my daughter to investigate. Walking through the back door and down a flight of curved stairs I was greeted to a sight I will never forget. Bowing to nude statues of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton was a group of what only could be described as humanoid gremlins with mismatched hair that carried colors no human could naturally be born with and loose fatty bodies that seemed to be just barely clinging onto their bony frames. Their chants were strange and unique in the sense that I could make out the individual words but such words made no sense in the sequence they were using them in. "Socialism works" one chanted while another fake whispered "The wage gap is real".and "Im with her" obviously mistaking the creature depicted in the statue as a woman. My daughter was now whimpering and pleading me to leave, It then occurred to me that I had allowed my daughter to witness this horrific scene. I quickly grabbed her and bolted up the stairs without even attempting to not disturb the creatures. Up the stairs I ran and out the slammed through the front door making the welcome bell ring louder than I though it could. I was tempted to call the police and report the horror that I witnessed but knew deep down that subjecting another human to that atrocity was not something I could do.
>>77883653
>owner BTFO by pol
Fuck this still makes me laugh today
>>77884343
So is it official that Trump has taken more souls than Stan Lee?
This meme magic scares me lads.
>>77883653
MFW
I got a call yesterday from Pizza Luce a local Minneapolis Pizzeria telling me that my 20 pizza's had arrived at the Urban Bean
>>77885663
Lmaooooo
LOL the girl on that poor kids review said you guys were calling in death thteats
>>77883653
>only a right-wing racist like me would
>>77885521
Honestly, the meme magic isn't magic. Its divine will.
We need a new list. These shills must be calling trump out everyday and they must be falling down like flies.
any other MN /pol/acks need to go to urban bean wearing anti hillary clothing (hillary for prison shirt etc.) and other accessories and when he gets triggered, claim you are Lolbertarians and that you have the full constitutional right to be in this cafe.
then he will be forced to ban lobertarians and his image is ruined even more because in the media's eyes lolbertarians dindu nuffin
false flag and bait this guy in to ruining himself lel
>>77884343
>a shit ton of celebrities don't like Trump
>misfortune has befallen some of them
>it must be a sign, and not just complete happenstance and confirmation bias
>Jewish coffee-shop owner picks a fight with /pol/
How in the fuck did he think this would end?
>>77886330
>doubting kek
you are playing with fire
>>77883653
>tfw i made that screencap
finally i am to live forever in the annals of memes
>>77886048
wut.. review?
>>77886330
Tread carefully
Remember... Hillary has a debt to pay
>>77884343
>>77886181
Praise be to Kek, our divine lord and savior. And glory come to Donald John Trump, the servant of thy will.
May we serve Kek well lads, and may Kek make all of our desires come true.
>>77886456
There is a huge list of reviews going on of the store. Some kid is saying goes he was actually at the store, but it seems like he's mind fucking some nsjw girl replying to him.
>>77886406
itll be real funny if everything backfres straight at you
>>77886410
It's archive worth anon.
>>77884343
>>77886665
>off by one
Wew lad
>>77886733
>>77886499
>>77886466
Based Qek
>>77886905
Look at these keks 2 of 3 keks that hath been brought by the divine will of God.
Behold in the Name of God, Donald Trump cannot be stopped. The elite nwo shall fall all because the Lord has risen up one of their kingdoms in his name who Lord has made Trumps heart beat like the last Trumpet sounded by the angel of end time.
Deus Vultes the sign of 3 keks this day.
>>77886330
hey, watch it
>>77886330
>a shit ton
more like all of them. nobody likes trump.
i guess you can say all of these people are dead because they doubted isis as well.
>>77887265
I was the one that offered to Kek the new Clinton as punishment for Hillary's traitorous crimes and am waiting for judgement!
>>77887556
With the current lack of digits something makes me doubt Lord Kek will do anything to the new Clinton.
>>77887556
We were off by 1. May the Lord work his ways. And if it be his will let our keks come forth in full bloom for the greatness and salvation of His people.
>>77887761
Qek has already answered my prayer, there is no need to continue the prayer any further by me. It would have to be everyone else that wish to intensify the wish.
>arnold in the 70s
>actually a neckbeard kike from the 70s
>>77888086
Praise Kek
>>77883653
Jesus Christ
>>77885521
>than Stan Lee
w-wat?
>>77886181
PRAISE BE TO KEK AND MAY HE CRUSH OUR ENEMIES UNDER HIS SMUG WEBBED FEET
>>77888419
Glorious! You've done the God Emperor proud
>>77888419
>wife's son
>>77888419
LMAO
fuck I am getting in on this as well now
>>77888560
Ah Kek, or some say Qek...do you hear our prayers?
>>77888419
>Bruce
>Caitlyn
>>77888419
wew lad
>>77885521
>So is it official that Trump has taken more souls than Stan Lee?
I want to hear this
>>77883653
>compiling a screen cap of your own fucking posts
wow srsly broh?
>>77888587
>>77888743
>>77888781
Glad you faggots enjoyed that. We must praise kek at every opportunity.
>>77888964
Lmfao just noticed that
>>77888781
>>77888419
Post more screen shots
>>77888925
Ah, Qek ... Or some say, kek... Do you hear our prayers? No, we shall not abandon the memes. No one can catch us! No one can stop us now!
As you once did for the Vacuous Bluepilled... Grant us redpills, Grant us redpills! Plant memes on our brains to cleanse our sheltered places!
Kek is the true redpill
>>77889120
Wasn't me, but I'm guessing you are the owner of the shop again.
Cause this screen cap is fucking hilarious.
>>77888419
Quality shitpost
You must feed kek
>>77886406
>you are playing with fire
The 'Strayans already are.
>>77889510
>Implying someone did not pretend to be the owner . How new are you ?
>>77884343
The stuff about Clooney and C.K. is false
>>77889625
Honestly. It's p cringe
>>77890013
ur mom is cringe
>>77889370
>tfw /pol/ has opened a psychic link to dead but dreaming Great Old Ones and eldritch horrors and turned their eyes onto this world once again after a hundred thousand years of slumber, and we're witnessing only the beginning of the madness and corruption of our pitiful species
>>77889625
>>77890013
Twitter was deleted
>>77890308
That's how you really do it.
>>77889120
>expecting anything noncarcinogenic to come from a kekposter
>>77888419
this is shit
Everyone should go make a review.
Who will post the most memes in one review.
>>77890414
now THIS is shitposting
>>77890414
>Big Black Coffee
yup lost there
I just want to say a big thanks to all who made a review. It has given my great joy to read them while I lie in this hospital bed with nothing to do.
Trump 2016.
>>77890414
holy shit, top qek
>>77890414
>They told me their microwave wasn't able to handle a big black coffee
>>77890645
pic?
>>77890567
>>77890603
>>77890645
Write a review. See how you do.
>>77889610
We can't forget about based Ba'al now can we?
>>77890408
>mfw that's me
Oh gosh...
>>77890961
kek and baal are one
>>77890645
sleep snug pupper
>>77883653
A-are we taking meme magic too far? Is Kek that powerful?
>>77891035
Two different manifestations of the same meme magic
>>77890645
Godspeed anon
Is this one memeing?
Look at the butthurt bitch.
Part 1 of 4
>>77891254
Part 2
>>77891293
Part 3
>>77891293
>banter
Yep that's most likely a /pol/ack
bumpa for kek
>>77891293
Part 4 of 4.
This one has a shit ton of replies. Can't screen snap them all.
The girl is mad though.
>>77891293
>banter
>young Schwarzenegger
He's one of us dummy, he was just too subtle for you (which is how it should be done).
>>77885256
>>77885222
/pol/ is great
>>77883653
>Tfw you can't support a political candidate without being seen as racist.
I don't even support Trump so don't get on my dick about being a biased loser.
>>77884729
DELET THIS
>>77891690
>don't get on my dick about being a biased loser.
You said it, not us.
Ain't that right boys?
Got us here a prime fine example of a commie cuck
>>77891799
What are you afraid of
this is how you shitpost, folks
>literally rape the brown out of my sister
alright which one of you sick fucks was this
>>77890263
>zoro fan
>>77891906
KEK WILLS IT
>I was driving down from Manitoba and happened to drop in for a quick cup of coffee. When I walked inside one of the employees was masturbating in the corner to a Time Magazine cover of Senator Bernie Sanders. I guess we know where they get their sugar and cream from.
>He was visibly weeping and talking about feeling the burn or something. I asked him if he was alright but he quickly scurried away under one of the tables and started gnawing on a dead rat.
>The manager suddenly burst out from the back and berated the employee for not producing enough male tears for her mug labelled (Male Tears). She was a large woman with pink and blue hair wearing a "Make America Drumpf Again" hat.
>She started screaming at me to check my non public masturbatory privilege and called me a cis(???) white male whatever that is. She pulled out a prayer rug and started praying to Allah before telling me about her $80k college debt that Bernie would make go away by taxing white males.
>I asked for a large cup of coffee with two sugars. She refused and told me that cis white men had to atone for colonialism and the gender gap (???) by paying an extra $0.23 for every packet of sugar. She told me that only bi, trans, and pan (???) sexual fluid beings could purchase coffee.
>I politely told her to forget the order and I walked out to go get a coffee somewhere else. She called me a chauvinist pig for not supporting her business (after refusing to sell me anything) and for not reading her blog on tumblr. As I closed the door I heard her begin crying out things like "racist sexist nazi", "problematic gender roles", and "where have all the good men gone?".
>I did a 360 and drove to the nearest McDonalds. I think I'll just stop at Tim Hortons before I cross the border next time.
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
HEAR MY CRY
KILL GEORGE SOROS
WE WANT TO SEE HIM DIE
JUST POSTED
R8 PLS
>Praische Qek
>>77883653
>the fucking best
>>77892174
>I think I'll just stop at Tim Hortons before I cross the border next time.
Subtle.
>>77892562
Lmao. Just noticed that
![1267492071707[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/an0GVNW.jpg "1267492071707[1].jpg")
>>77892341
>three genders away from an ultimate lifeform
>>77890645
We never forget one of our own.
Get well soon, fern.
>>77891957
>comment about okra, relish, and spinach
What
>>77892264
>>77892341
Ya done good qeks, ya done good.
>>77891957
Holy shit lads you're killing me. I don't think my sides will ever be the same.
>>77891957
You cut the good post off in the middle.
Remedy this.
>>77888419
>McCuck
>>77892891
Oh God.
This is not funny. This kid is really dying?
>>77892919
Pretty sure it's someone whose trying to out troll the spam
>>77886181
Holy shit.
>>77891293
>salty coins
oldfag is old
>>77893143
>10/29/15
He's either alive or already dead mate.
>>77883653
>Another episode of /pol/tards falling for a obvious roleplay
Never change /pol/ <3
>>77893417was wondering when someone was going to pick up on that.
>>77893666
He deleted his Twitter account
Good goyim, advertise this company!
>>77893722
Because he was starting to be harassed by Trump supporters
Still it was bad taste for the owner to be so political, especially in social networks
>>77891961
>rape the brown out of my sister
>>77893915
>>77893666
your shitposts are weak senpai. Portugal once again reminds us they are useless.
>>77894107
>I don't like it, therefore it's shitpost
Never change /pol/ <3
Would love to see more reviews and comments on other people's reviews. Tired as hell. Had some lawdy lawdy laughs.
Keep the reviews going.
![[000002].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BLiTmyZ.jpg "[000002].jpg")
>>77894177
its adorable.
>>77891961
Check your damn notifications and plug your phone in motherfucker
Lol tho
>>77893676
No you weren't. You're new as fuck.
>>77894417
Tastes more like salty milk tbaysh
>>77894745
That's what it was. Thanks.
And coins though, right? Or am I thinking of something else?
>>77883653
That's obviously a /pol/ack
Surely you're not dumb enought to think that the owner come to shitpost on the thread right?
>>77894745
>>77894858
He put pennies instead of coins, but he redeemed the mistake by including the milk part in with it.
>>77883653
Oh fuck i was in that thread. I brushed it aside after being so lame. I can't believe I missed a happening.
>>77895040
You're here now. Go make a review
>>77884343
that really made me think
>>77883653
Fug, they are down to 2.4 stars on FB
>>77895357
Every review counts
>>77894866
this
If it wasn't obvious to everyone before the "where did you get this" post, it should've been after it.
>>77886410
Getting a meme or screencap bouncing is perhaps one of the greatest achievements of a mans life.
>>77892891
ow.... my soul.... Jesus.
why we not make this go viral?
>>77895426
So hard on the fakness
>>77895564
>go viral
Go fuck yourself, faggot.
>>77895638
gotta appeal to normies.
Or just keep sitting in the good ol' echo chamber here.
>>77895564
It might be a young guy going through a not so serious surgery memeing. Either way the level of irony is at the point where you're questioning your humanity here. It's not easy to see.
>>77890414
>>77895587
Almost all seem to be like that.
Motherfuckers need to troll softer.
>>77883653
holy shit that pic
well done lads, you've given the MSM some top quality ammunition to use against Trump supporters.
>>77895683
I'd bludgeon you to death if I had the chance.
>>77888419
9/10 but the bull cannot be a Bernie supporter
If anything make the complain about him not getting entry due to his MAGA hat
>>77883653
>supporting the gun grabbing con artist
Fuck off
>>77895487
I did 3 last night. I was hoping this would pop back up
>>77886181
oh fuggg
pls don't kill kiptin pickard mister kek
>>77895786
Which ones are the most believable? >>77895874
You need to relax. Its barely gone anywhere.
>>77896154
You really think that? I bet you're a libertarian or even worse a defeated rat serving the rat king.
Jokes aside I don't think trump will do that. He will protect the rites. His tweet was a minor sli on gun control. He'd been Clear up until then in protecting it all. Minor slip up.
>>77891961
my fucking sides
>>77895874
Being a pussy has been bred into you Nigel, so it's not completely your fault. At some point though, you are going to have to break the conditioning.
>>77896341
The best thing is the name in that one anon.
>>77896411
Hollywood admits to mind control propaganda as they admit they write trump into movies as Hitler. Idk how any no liberal can't support trump knowing how much they hate him for wanting all the real things u. 's citizens want and need as well as are garuanteed in the Constitution.
>>77892948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LhEFJj2m3S
>>77896603
>unthinking reactionary behaviour
Yes, you're definitely Ameican
>>77891957
My sides
>>77896972
Good one
>>77893417
Or he spent some time reading the lurkmore wiki.
>>77897457
He's an oldfag. He's well known.
Simple, classic, ironic.
>>77893666
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>77891961
Which based Moan did this? Also looks like they replied. Post it all!
How did I do lads, not very subtle but I was bored
>be me
>wake up
>open up PC
>check on /pol/ and see this thread
>read through everything
>look down
>sides are gone
mfw i see the facebook profile of UBC
>>77883653
>only a right-wing racist like me would
How can someone be so bad at lying?
Did he read this sentence before posting and think "Yeah, this will certainly convince them that I'm one of them!"?
>>77892919
severe autism
>>77898632
That's pretty fucking good desu mate
>>77891961
>AVG
>>77891961
dear god i'm lellin'
Coffee is for faggots
>>77899057
Why is there no flag for Vancouver?
That dudes review had something to do with the owner acting like supermang or something
>>77898632
Nailed the buzzwords. But yeah, lighter touch next time.
>>77886181
"Fatal traffic collision"
Kek. He fucking got out of his car, didn't set the brake, and it rolled down an embankment and pinned him against a gate. Idiot RAN HIMSELF OVER.
>>77893528
>He's either alive or dead
Truth
>>77885222
>>77885256
Thank you anon
You made me kek
>>77898632
Ramsay Bolton Lives
>>77890539
> getting him educations and shiet
Holy kek
i'm looking at reviews and i think people have the wrong coffee places:
https://www.yelp.ca/biz/urban-bean-minneapolis-2
https://www.zomato.com/twin-cities/urban-bean-coffee-minneapolis
the one owned by the bernfag is at 822 w lake st.
https://www.yelp.ca/biz/urban-bean-minneapolis-2
compare the pics to their twitter
https://twitter.com/urbanbeancoffee/status/743061293058260992?lang=en
>>77883653
oh, fugg, just finding out about this.
any archive links to the previous thread?
>>77899254
Responsible chuckle
>>77898483
THE BEST ONE YET
so this is how internet cults start?
I'm looking through the reviews rn... What's the deal with the okra guy?
>>77900652
It's an Aussie
>>77898999
Some posters are saying it's fake, but I will continue to believe otherwise. They were just so mad. Too mad for irony sake. The account was deleted right after he made that post. Libtards man.
>>77899200
Supermeng?
I think he's probably the most convincing out of all of these. Last I checked there were some real normies liking his shit not from /pol/. She's really going at it with with him. Has anyone else commented on it?
>>77900763
One guy wrote a semi convincing yet trolling review and ended it with 1/5 PRAISE KEK
>>77899603
NOt that I know of. I've been up all night. We might have to make a new thread soon. We've got to be hitting thread reply limit soon.
>>77901020
>can't into thread stats
>>77883653
>only a right-wing racist like me would
Is this the leftist's mythical education and high IQ at work?
>>77890645
Get well soon brother.
>>77883653
Holy fuck my sides are in orbit right now. Gonna call this guy's business tomorrow morning.
>>77893143
He has an IJ in the photo with a swan ganz catheter attached. It's used to measure pressures within the heart and the pulmonary system. Very invasive, reserved for very sick individuals.
RIP anon
>her husband
>Works for antitrump business owner
>hit by an SUV
The keking is real
>>77883653
trump is our savior. all hail our emperor trump
>>77902581
Wrong image
>>77902174
Shit. That Pepe shit needs to be deleted. Idk. It seems like pol who have made him their maryter figure instead of throwing pipes in there. I had a friend go a similar way. Watching someone so young loose everything is terrible.
I gotta stop flapping. What am I doing with the last month of my life. Shit.
>>77902635
>AND WE FORGAVE THE PERSON FOR RUNNING MY HUSBAND OVER WITH A FUCKING SUV WITHOUT STOPPING
>>77902974
She's based everything off the owner helping them instead of looking at the situation with objectivity. I guess his post wasn't politically loaded to a normies perspective, but it's obviously passing her off
>>77903159
she said this has nothing to do with politics and it has EVERYTHING to do with politics.
Picture a white coffee shop owner located in Utah telling 2008 Obama supporters to get out and fuck off, people would have compared him to the people that didn't serve blacks in the 1960's.
>>77892341
>3 genders away from becoming an ultimate lifeform
>>77898632
This faggot is being a nuisance
>>77903320
I completely agree with you. Comment on it man. What do you have to loose. Call her out.
>>77898632
>jew
>donating money
lel
Holy fuck. Does anyone else see what this kid just posted?
>>77883653
>Praise Kek
>>77883653
>'He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger back in the 70s
>pic
Too obvious.
>>77888743
6000 x 6000
why? why not 60000 x 60000?
Just posted my review. Godspeed /pol/acks.
>438 1 star reviews
R8 14/88
>>77892174
>turn 360 degrees and walked away
>Normie Owner will think his life is over now
>It's just a little small-timeshit posting for fun
>He made it way too easy to be tracked and found
What an idiot. Normies are truly hopeless. Hope this guy learned his lesson.
>>77904096
Fuck I didn't notice that at first 10/10
>>77904096
>>77904987
>>77905050
>>77905084
>>77904096
Fucking top kek
>>77905116
>>77905161
No fucking way...
God
Trump
Pepe
Kek
>>77884343
>Jo Cox posted an anti Donald Trump tweet before dying
This is not a joke anymore.
>>77896341
>that trayvon martin picture
>>77884343
>socialism induced death syndrome
Kek
>>77883653
Ug, I live 10 minutes away... I feel like its my civic duty to go troll IRL.
>>77885222
>>77885256
dont kill my sides like that pls. Thank you for the kind consideration
>>77905766
It was always real soon. Real before you even knew who Trump was.
>>77905998
Do it. But film it too. If you don't film it than don't even bother.
>>77905161
KEK IS AMONG US
>>77892341
>tre'vaughn
I'm fucking dying
Somebody please share the logo of the Bureau of Memetic Warfare.
>>77884343
Nice
>>77906555
>he's fucking dying
Hey man, take ti easy with those kek digits...
>>77906736
It's tragic how the careless doom themselves.
>>77906711
Bump. I cannot find it in my folder
>>77906736
Perhaps he has chosen me to ascend
>>77905998
Presumably, there's a bean in the logo. Wrap it in a towel, stick a cardboard T in front of Urban.
>>77906711
It's my phone background desu
>>77904096
>>77905050
>>77905084
>>77905116
>>77905161
>>77906858
>Perhaps he has chosen me to ascend
Have an appropriate soundtrack, my dear Anonbro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_7XBrDBAA
