>Thinking about having a weapon for self-defense
>Find out it's actually illegal to carry a weapon for such a purpose in Canada.
I've never been worried about self-defense and feel very safe, but at the same time I find it a little unnerving that I don't even have the legal option of protecting myself or my loved ones. I usually have a boxcutter on me for work but that doesn't seem like a great weapon for self-defense.
Fellow cuckadians and Eurofags and shit, what do you do for self-defense?
>>77880976
>sliced with a fucking box-cutter
Damn, so she got Phantasmagoria 2'd? Why pick such a brutal weapon to kill someone.
ban assault box cutters
>>77880976
Actually nothing rip
Allah protect me
yandere af
>>77881129
and high capacity blades
>>77880976
Are chinese ppl knife magnets?
>>77880976
>Fellow cuckadians and Eurofags and shit, what do you do for self-defense?
Yes, yes. Tell us how you manage your self defense.
>>77880976
asians really like being edgy for some reason
>>77881207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingchi
They obsessed with it.
>>77880976
Do you live in a ghetto of some kind? Or near a ghetto?
>>77880976
Why are qts always crazy?
>>77881129
no sensible reason to have box cutters when businesses have box crusing machines
>>77880976
Asian women commit crimes?
I rather be in the back of a cop car than an ambulance
In America we believe in the basic human right of self-defense. This is why we look down on cuck countries like yours, Australia....all of Europe.
What a bunch of bitches, giving up a basic human right.
>>77881208
Lel
>>77880976
lol her face is so flat
>>77881413
Jails not bad as long as you have common sense.
>>77880976
You need to say it was a tool used on your person to enable some other daily usage than self defence (ie a knife for an engineer) and you must wait until they show they are striking and it needs to be a proportional response. Our systems are shit
>>77881036
Read that as Phantasm 2
>>77880976
Endurance running
Fuck gains, learn to run a 5k marathon
had to be schizophrenia
>It's illegal to carry a weapon on you
So what? How is anyone going to know that you have it?
When was the last time you were frisked by a police officer? Ever?
>>77881208
We don't have feral hordes of niggers and mexicans running around so we don't need semi automatic rifles senpai.
>>77880976
>zhao
>from new york
Hmm, no.
>>77881577
You usually sprint away from attackers. It's amazing how stupid you cucks are.
>>77881635
>We don't have feral hordes of niggers and mexicans
yet
>>77881499
what's up with asians? Why are their faces flat?
>>77881635
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
>>77881577
>5k
>marathon
>>77881597
this desu. I carried unknowingly in a bank on 2 different occasions. I don't even have a permit
>>77880976
If you do anything try and physically restrain and do a citizen's arrest and then prolly still get in shit but just less shit. Probably robbers can sue you for having a property that injured them
You can have a pocket knife as long as it's not spring or single hand openable.
If you tell an officer that you have the knife for defense they'll take it. If you tell them you use it to open packages and always find yourself needing a pocket knife they won't care.
>>77880976
she's very cute desu
>>77881785
You're both retarded
>>77881540
Pretty much.
You could carry a hunting knife on your person and it's only legally considered a weapon when you raise it towards a person in a threatening way.
>>77880976
Our fourth amendment prevents police from searching us without reasonable suspicion, so we can carry anything we want provided it doesn't print. If a cop searches your body without cause and finds a weapon, that evidence cannot be used in a trial anyway. If I ever have to use a weapon to defend my life, I'll accept the consequences, and hope for jury nullification. Or I'll walk away from the scene and leave the bloody corpse to rot.
If a gun freaks you out, inside-waistband knife sheaths are the next best thing.
>>77880976
You tell the mountie that tries to stop you to mind his own fucking business, eh, and he'll apologize and respect your personal space.
>>77881812
this desu senpai
>>77881821
im sorry you aren't allowed to have guns but no reason to be mad at me :)
>>77881841
Yes so when we do
>>77881806
we must remind not to go too nuts against the baddy because muh common law berborshunality
>>77881698
Cold weather adaptation (no, northern Europe is not cold compared to northern Asia.)
>>77881654
don't NYC chinese practically act like they live in the mainland?
not surprised she has a full chink name
>>77880976
I love guns, get one even if they illegal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
>>77880976
You can carry a knife around as long as it is showing and you are not intending on using it for defence.
>>77881806
This isn't true. It's illegal to carry ANYTHING you intend to use as a weapon.
>>77880976
>Modern 'art'
The abstract Bullshit drove the poor woman mad
>>77882097
>tfw playing osrs
>tfw slowly updating the game to be more like pre-eoc
>tfw you still miss the original RS2 interface
>>77881356
Actually, the main use for a boxcutter in my experience is to cut boxes open at the top.
>>77881129
Only the ones with black handles.
>>77882108
That's what he said.
>If you tell an officer that you have the knife for defense they'll take it. If you tell them you use it to open packages and always find yourself needing a pocket knife they won't care.
Learn to read, leaf.
>>77881859
>Or I'll walk away from the scene and leave the bloody corpse to rot.
Also a good choice. If you've been lucky enough to defend yourself and there are no witnesses, just walk away.
>>77880976
She's cute and insane. I'd date her.
>>77880976
>Zhao
>She is from New York City
Lying fucks
>>77881841
RCMP considers the use of an object as a weapon as evidence for carrying with intent to use the object as a weapon, which is a crime.
The cops MIGHT let you go if you use an object that you have a legitimate use for, but it's up to their discretion.
>>77881597
>When was the last time you were frisked by a police officer?
Blacks do, but only when they look suspicious and are in areas that they clearly have never been to before
>>77882239
>tfw golden days of kissless virginity on rs2
>>77882329
They won't just take the knife. They'll arrest and charge you for carrying a weapon. If you used it to defend yourself you might face much more serious charges.
>>77881635
Jealousy is unbecoming, hat. I will contemplate your words when I'm at the range next, however; they may ring with more poignancy over the sporadic crackle of rifle fire. :^)
>>77880976
I carry a pocketknife, the blade is like 2.5 inches. Mostly I rely on being around six feet tall and looking grumpy most of the time.
>>77881635
Ever been to Toronto?
>>77880976
Invest in a tire iron, and carrying a knife on your belt openly is allowed in most places.
There is no length restriction on carrying knives within the Criminal Code, but there is a prohibition against carrying a knife if the possessor intends to carry for a purpose dangerous to public peace or for the purpose of committing a criminal offense.[14] It is also an offence to take a weapon or prohibited device to a public meeting "without lawful excuse".
>>77882101
>showing
Wrong
>>77881698
iirc it's a cold weather adaptation that precursors to modern east asian populations gained fairly early on in their development. And then the trait was never lost.
>>77882577
Then don't tell them you INTEND to use it for defense. Do they teach you how to be idiots in school? To they teach you how to bend over to the state?
![tantp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wnje4YR.jpg "tantp[1].jpg")
>>77880976
Nevada chan I-is that you?
>>77882622
Are you guys sure about this open belt knife thing? And wouldn't all by laws slap it down?
>>77882622
>IIRC there is no law against concealed carry. Canadian knife law re: carry depends 100% on INTENT. It is legal to carry ANY non-prohibited knife as a tool. It is NOT legal to carry any knife as a weapon/for self-defense. Make sense? It is legal to conceal a tool, but not a weapon. There is no federal regulation that I know of for fixed blades, or length of blade, etc. Your local bylaws may vary.
>Im an avid whittler
>>77882795
Ok so logically if it is your mr tool knife then why are you flashing it like a kirpan? If obstructing its view is met by the definitions of open carry then hide it. That's where tools go. Not on your belt
>>77882511
In America, cops can frisk people during a detainment for "officer safety". They pretty much use that to fuck with blacks and Hispanics though, as seen in the "stop and frisk" statistics in New York.
If you're white then what the fuck are you scared about carrying a knife on your person? When was the last time a cop patted you down lol? Probably fucking never.
>>77882764
>Do they teach you how to be idiots in school? To they teach you how to bend over to the state?
Dude Canada lmao
The government is my daddy and my daddy is always right :^)
>>77882795
>It is NOT legal to carry any knife as a weapon/for self-defense.
>not legal to carry protect yourself
Literally how can people think this is OK?
>>77882864
>I couldnt carry a blade beyond 3.5 inches if it folds, so I carry this 14 inch blade in a sheath instead
>>77882939
Because when we think of anything we think of its manners or how nice it is. 93% of us or some shit have never heard a single non celebratory loud bang from weaponry. Lel. But once we join the Forces if we do, don't screw around!
>>77881356
>Hey Mike, we got that shipment of expensive processors. Where's the box-cutter?
>Nah dude, just throw the box into the box crusher.
>>77882795
No offense bro but I think you're full of shit.
The law prohibits knives due to intent? Like, how the fuck can police officers determine intent? What if someone is mute or deaf? Or doesn't speak English.
I'm pretty sure you're wrong, can't be fucked to look up gay ass Canadian law though, as I don't give the slightest fuck about your country.
>>77883011
But the sheath's shape confuses the librarian as to your non-Sikh-status. Therefore we must pick better options and hide them safely but better imo
>>77882939
See
>>77882932
Statists, bruh. The same swine we're trying to beat down here in the U.S. are in firm control in Canada and YUROP. They represent one of our futures.
>>77880976
"carry one anyways
say you took it from dead guy" - sun tzu
>>77880976
she's pretty qt
>>77882939
I dont know, Canadians are cucked.
Its not okay, and stupid laws get ignored by rational people.
It gets worse when you find out the loopholes that let criminals get away with crimes they obviously committed.
>>77882939
Because we'd rather ruin our entire population than risk one single criminal's blood being shed.
I mean, we can't be racist, you know?
>>77883085
Well feel free to kill yourself then.
She took liberal arts in college and realized her life is an abstract failure. Her target was also probably the only other asian in the room.
>>77883085
Doesn't matter what police finds. The judge presides over a tennis match. You need to simply speak better. Judge here is expensive unelected paperweight. What does deaf or blind got to do with self defence intentions?
>>77880976
https://www.reliks.com/merchant.ihtml?pid=5025
>>77883119
Theres your answer, just say youre a sikh and use one of their daggers as your personal defense weapon, and even if you killed someone with it, you just had it because youre a sikh, so it wasnt like you carried it to use as a weapon.
The Canadian justice system is a joke.
>>77883234
>>77883129
Please do all that you can to keep your country away from this path. Hold onto your guns. Protect your women and children. Question your (((leaders))). The descent of "progressivism" is gradual and subversive, nobody notices until it's essentially been completed. Stay safe anon.
>>77880976
>when the line between mental illness and performance art becomes too blur
Never confess to RCMP to carrying these objects for self defence. Avoid admitting that you were carrying them at all. Just don't talk to the cops. Run these by your lawyer.
Full unopened soda pop can: The top edge is sharp. Bash your attacker's noggin. People have been charged with weapons offenses for using these in fights. Ask your lawyer about claiming that you bought the can from a vending machine before you were attacked in order to quench your thirst. Investigators will check to verify if there was a sale using CTV and whatnot so think this through with your lawyer and have him do some legwork.
Two rolls of coins: These can give your punches a little more power. Ask your lawyer about claiming that you were intending to buy stuff with the money. These don't actually make contact with your attacker so the cops might be more lenient.
A rock: You can ask your lawyer about claiming that you picked the rock up at the scene where you were attacked.
Personally I don't carry any weapons because I don't live around fucking chugs.
>>77880976
>Fellow cuckadians and Eurofags and shit, what do you do for self-defense?
Nothing really.But i guess that being build like a bear with the face of a serial killer helps.
People simply don't bother me.
The bad part is the difficulty in finding a nice girlfriend.
>>77881208
your not allowed to defend yourself in canada or its frowned apon.
You know what /k/ says on this topic.
Recently there was a story of 2 guys getting in a fight near some bar, buddie 1 gets beat up so bad he runs away leaps into someones yard breaks their basement window and jumps down into a room where an old chinese man was sleeping.
I guess the old chinese guy slept with a sword under his bed and having some stranger smash through his window stand up and attacking him sent him off, old china swordsmen fucked this guy up so bad he ended up fleeing from the house i believe and later admitting himself into the hospital.
>>77883583
A roll of coins doesn't add power to punches. It reinforces your fist making it less squishy and more likely to inflict damage.
I dunno what the OP is talking about, a box knife is a perfect weapon for self-defense. In a self-defense situation you shouldn't try to kill the attacker, rather you should try to get him to stop attacking. A quick swipe to the face with a box knife will likely take all fight out of him. He'll be shocked at all the blood. Hell, it might even blind him in one eye.
A box knife is a great weapon for self-defense.
>>77883583
>Full unopened soda pop can:
I also carry a steel water thermos, when it's totally full it's a genuine fucking brick. And nobody can blame me for wanting to stay hydrated in a sustainable, non-polluting way :^)
>>77880976
>was it performance art
Canadians, everyone
>>77883778
It also makes you much more likely to break you hand. Anyone recommending it is retarded.
>>77882764
If you use an item to defend yourself the Mounties take that as evidence that you were intending to use it as a weapon. One guy got convicted for defending himself with a hammer that was still in the hardware store bag with a receipt from when he'd just bought it a few minutes before he was jumped. Even if there isn't violence, if the cops find anything on you that might be used as a weapon and you don't have an excuse to be carrying it that the Mounties feel like swallowing, you can still be charged with a weapons offence. Canada isn't the U.S. It's more like the U.K.
>>77881635
>We don't have feral hordes of niggers and mexicans running around
NOT FOR LONG BIGOT
>>77883308
No prolly not because they will ask every temple in area about you
>>77880976
wtf are you talking about?
carrying a knife is perfectly legal in canada
>>77881635
For now.
>Cucknadians brag about being able to buy 5 round ar15s
>shoot a rabid dindu raping your daughter in her own bed
>go to jail for 15 years
>>77881129
Clearly box cutters aren't the problem, Chink students are!
Ban Chinese immigration to the US!
Racial profile for all Chinese Americans!
>>77884241
That's not really self defence. If you threw him off ok. If he had a weapon and you used a similar one to do this that might even be ok too. Sucks i even need to say 'might', there
I use my asshole.
When threatened I pull down my pants to my ankles and bend over and let them have their way with me.
>>77883962
Broken hand is better than being dead
>>77884370
I'm too scared to find my wallet! Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those.
>>77884408
Yeah have fun defending yourself when you can't even make a fist buddy.
>>77883234
That is hot as fuck
What's this tiger's address??
>>77880976
Buy a Machete
Makes you look badass and it does great damage to someones feet
>>77884370
good man
>>77883796
Noice. A heavy duty flashlight is also good. There are club-like ones designed for night watchmen.
>>77880976
Here are the rules for knives in Canada:
Blade is under 5.6inches
Blade isn't opened by gravity or a spring (if you want a fast opening knife, look up angle-assist knives)
But most importantly, you can't carry the knife specifically for the purpose of being used as a weapon (lol wut?)
If you ever asked by anyone, especially a cop, why you are carrying a knife, just say it's a utility device that you tend to use. If you can have a good excuse like having to open a lot of sealed boxes and shit, even better.
Basically, just carry a knife for use as a self-defence weapon and tell everyone it's for opening boxes and it is legal.
>>77884366
Absolutely 2016
you people shitpost about banning guns on my Facebook feed all the fucking time because it's the current year, I hope everything female in your caliphate is raped by a muzzie
>>77881435
Well, here it is allowed and when you are having a trial, having committed self defence means your punishment will be decreased by 100% which means you can do self defence any time. If you can't proove it afterwards you're fucked. But i guess thats the same in the us
>>77884787
Oy veeeeyyyy
>>77880976
>yfw SHE ACTUALLY STABBED SOMEONE IN THE ART EXHIBIT BUT NOBODY REPORTED IT BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS MODERN PERFORMANCE ART
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-stabbed-in-attack-mistaken-for-performance-art-at-miami-gallery-a6762426.html
>>77881698
>>77881980
>>77882722
Personally I blame wind, african bushmen have the same issue.
>>77883234
>that face
would fug
>>77884662
Good call. I have a big Maglite, not sure what the brand means anymore but it's been sturdy and waterproof for its whole life.
Definitely good advice for any cucknadianons lurking: carry something that functions commonly and primarily as a non-weapon. Flashlight, metal thermos, car keys, coin roll (for weighted punch), even a reinforced walking cane would probably pass. Just protect yourselves.
By the way, whoever's engraving messages in uOttawa bathrooms, I gotchu familamaramadan. Keep dropping the redpill.
>>77884868
>this is what it's like to have procedural codes written in the legislatures
What's that like? For you see, in this country, judges think every time something happens and they've ruled on it, that when that happens again it will happen exactly in the way they commanded it to unfold. Everything is very specific and done by the elected in civil law. Judge's job to uncover evidence. Here our judges make their own shit up and change even their own contradictions, let alone anybody else's. A referee basically. Has no power to ask anything and tells juries what to listen to. Each side gives the other its evidence. That is unheard of in inquisitive systems
>>77880976
She's really cute.
>>77885157
>Social marxism literally eating itself alive
>>77882101
This is actually completely true. It can not be "concealed".
>>77880976
Learn a form of martial arts. This is particularly useful if you're a smaller guy.
I used to do Teakwondo many years ago. I'm thinking of picking up Kung Fu or something recently.
>>77885613
Ugh. Yes. I keep all my work tools on a belt. How about this. Wear a handyman belt or whatever and use a tape measure
>>77884524
Something to focus your grip on increases the amount of force you dish out. Offense is how you stay standing and put the other guy down. It's worth sacrificing defense for that. Unless you're bashing your fists tightened around a lighter against the crown of a guy's skull he's going to be feeling a lot worse than your hands are. Tightened shots to the face and ribs and stomach and kidneys will mitigate the risk to your hands and maximize your offense. It's worth whatever trade off there is. Your hands will be hurting a bit more once the adrenaline wears off but the fight will go out of him a lot quicker which is what you're aiming for.
>>77886078
>How to spot someone who has never been in a fight in his life
Real life is not anime. You don't get to pick and choose where you hit and how hard. You hit wherever you can as hard as you can until the other guy goes down or you can't hit any more. The end. Break your hands and you lose, period. You cannot throw an effective punch with a broken hand, trying will simply leave you with an external break and permanent damage.
You want to do more damage? Get an actual weapon, not this retarded armchair bullshit that is more likely to leave you crippled than anything else.
>>77886426
Actually everything I'm seeing online says quarter rolls actually *decrease* your chances of suffering a break.
I've been in fights and you're spouting bullshit. The last time the other guy flailing uselessly punching the top of my head while I hit his face was pretty entertaining. If you don't know where to hit you'll lose.
>>77881654
She seems to be a college student here on Visa; she could have been born in Mainland China.
>>77884198
Not if you admit to carrying it for the purpose of self-defense.
You have to lie about it in order to do it.
>asian
>literally killing with box cutters
>>77880976
buy muti tool with knife easy to one hand deploy. GG no re
i'd fuck that crazy asian bjork lookin bitch
>>77880976
I have one of these
It's probably the most non conspicuous self defense items I could find
My disability makes carrying a firearm a problem (legally blind) but this thing is pretty bad ass
https://youtu.be/2kEmfXjX6iM
Asian chicks are insane!
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>>77880976
Barbed wire bat in my truck. guns in my house.
>>77881036
A box cutter isn't the same as an Exacto knife, though.
>>77880976
>no human right to defend oneself
What's it like being a subhuman meatbag owned by the government?
>>77891474
based
>>77881635
Yet.
Just wait until weed man brings his rapefugees over.
>>77880976
You convert to Islam and so the mudshits don't kill you after your french PM surrenders to them.
>>77881597
>>77881785
I've been illegally conceal carrying a keltec in my back pocket 24/7. To bars, nightclubs, banks, government buildings, everywhere except places with metal detectors (airport, courthouse, trump rally)
No one even notices shit in your pockets. No one is aware enough to realize you have a "wallet" shape in both back pockets. As long as you're not some stupid nigger, you are going to be fine. Hell, if you get pulled over by a cop, and he asks you if you have a gun or knife in the car, just say no. He wants you to say no.
>>77891474
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19e_1448082723
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>>77881036
Exacto knives can be pretty damn sharp. Accidentally slice myself a couple of time while building my PG Gunplas back then. Wasn't a fun experience.
>>77891474
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d98_1182979306
Ah, Christ, that's fuckin' gory.
