Am i subhuman pol? It says im smarter than 98% of the population but i am dissapointed. I thought for sure my IQ is 140+ at least. what to do?
really makes you think.
https://memorado.com/iqtest
>>77880830
Yet not smart enough to trust online IQ tests. Subhuman confirmed.
>>77880830
132 isn't that bad.
Also IQ tests really don't mean that much.
Think of it as pass/fail rather than a number-based test
As long as yours is over 100 you're not an idiot and you've passed my friend.
>>77880830
>what to do?
Become the savior of Germany.
>128
could be worse
>>77880830
people who brag about their IQ are so fragile, constantly worried, have nothing to be proud of, are dumb enough to care what other people think, and are overall losers.
>>77880830
taking these jew tests
>>77880830
>IQ test
>doesn't ask for age
yeah, sure
>half way through before there was even an actual valid question that used raven's progressive matrices
>>77880830
>hey /pol/ look at the high score I got from this online test
>not even politics
Literally kill yourself.
>>77880905
i know, but they do give you somewhat of an idea where you are. When i was 14 or so my class made an IQ test and my IQ was 128, i was really tired that day and on some of the questions i just ticked a box because i didnt want to be bothered i didnt even try back then.
So for years i thought thats why my IQ was so low. But now this. I know 128-132 is better than most but still its so average in the superior range.
>>77880830
This doesn't seem like a real IQ test, take it with a grain of salt
>>77880830
HERRO PEGGY HILL
>trusting online tests
>>77880830
>purposefully answer every question incorrectly
>94
legit test is legit
>>77880830
Autist detected
>>77880830
Nigger fuck you thats why I got when I had a sinus infection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
>>77880830
>>77882261
trig innit
questions in english are kind of bullshit which is why you don't actually see them on real IQ tests
>>77882374
twig*
>>77882261
flag?
>>77882261
Twig
Tree is more like a body than a hand
Forest is just obv
got 135 there's no way they possibly could've gotten that from those questions though so it could be 100 it could be 160 I'm not neurotic enough to actually get it tested
>>77880830
I believe this test caps out at 135. Most online tests cap out around here, so that you buy their program/test to get 135+, which is Mensa level.
The numbers are also inflated, and likely won't go below 90, so that people are more likely to feel better about themselves, and buy the product.
IQ is a meme, and you would have to be a fool to believe an online test.
>>77882737
Come to think of it, the test it an advertisement for a "brain training" website so it's probably weighted to give results in the 110-130 range so people think "hey, I'm smart but I have some room to improve" and then buy their product.
>>77882880
knew I was on to something
also https://memorado.com/yourbetterhalf looks like a much more interesting but still just as bullshit test
How could anyone miss one of these questions?
these are all incredibly simple if you actually think about them.
I refuse to believe that most people are stupid enough to fail any of these questions.
>>77880830
>not over 140
Wow, amazing.
Enjoy your 81k a year, 6.8 inch penis and 470k home in the suburbs.
I'm sure you'll contribute great things to mankind.
>>77883214
the only ones I even had to think about were the two sequence ones towards the end
what score did you get?
>>77883345
135
I'd actually be interested in knowing if there was one of these brain age luminosity type things that legitimately worked but I doubt it
>>77883501
I am pretty sure that they do help with memory, quickness, etc.
However, I don't think that you can become more intelligent, you just learn to think better.
>>77880830
I got my IQ tested by actual psychologists in my early teens, multiple methodologies, and they said it was 149.
It doesn't mean shit: I almost flunked calculus in college because of too much 4chan; I ended up with a useless business degree because I didn't give a shit about networking or job experience; I've graduated 2 years ago and I'm still NEET; if I don't an hero soon I'll be forever stuck in this shithole of a country anyway.
>>77883987
it's really weird how much time 4chan takes from my life, I always start up 4chan on one monitor and course work on the other and then bam 5 hours will be gone and I won't have done a single problem for class. Then I rush to finish because it's 2 in the morning and I have class at 9 the next day. I finish at around 4, collapse and end up getting a 60% on the homework. It's not actually factored into the final grade but A it's embarrassing and B it translates into test scores because I sure as shit don't study independently any better than I do homework
>>77884940
4chan, and for the past year, /pol/ and Trump in particular have eaten up significant portions of my time. Even on weekdays I clock in an average of 3 hours a day on 4chan, and this is even with working 2 jobs and going to school, basically all my free time is used posting on here.
>>77884940
yeah
I learned to deal with that eventually, after I got out of college, it's all about avoid the trigger
if I want to get something done I hop out of bed and start working on it immediately, before coffee even. starting a task is half the battle for me, concentrating throughout is not that hard
I'm still struggling with long-term motivation though as my post clearly indicated
>>77883987
I can attest to this. Formally tested, got a 148. Didn't do much for me in life other than get me through public school a year early. On the downside I tend to overestimate people's intelligence and look like an asshole when I expect people to be capable of more than they are. Makes getting along with others more difficult.
Get hefted
>>77880830
> tfw 155-161
Life is suffering.
I hate everyone.
I yearn for a quick death.
>>77887953
become Schopenhauer
>>77887953
use your IQ to meditate on patience.
Don't be a fucking pleb and give in to base annoyance and ADD haste.
Calm and learn to enjoy others excitement. Then dazzle them with a well placed insight. Lead them with a smile. See beyond them and care.
Stop bitching like a goddamn nigger.
meh. I feel pretty dumb most of the time.
>>77888068
You know nothing, you tiny, tiny little creature.
I rule them all.
Alone.
Sad king of a sad hill.
Revel in your ignorance, you are luckier than you know.
Could be worse, I imagine. I could be 190+. They often kill themselves.
>>77880830
>>77881961
You'd make an Okay middle school teacher
>>77887953
Seek a level of emotional detachment from others commensurate to your level of intellectual detachment. Learn to embrace solitary pursuits and learn to find satisfaction from within. Only then will you be able to find some measure of peace.
>>77888569
You could make your greatest project connecting to one. You could do something about your loneliness. But you don't.
You could write and paint and talk to them in parable. But you don't.
You have an emotional problem not an intellectual problem. A man with 180 iq is happy bagging groceries. He found a way.
So what your parents are smaller than you. Why not write something not for you but for another.
Why not be an alien who talks to another alien. If you can not talk to another with your gifts and relate, it from a failure of YOUR will, and YOUR creativity. Not theirs. Especially if you are honest with them.
Just because they ARE scared of you, doesn't mean they are bad. Of course they are scared. They think you hate them, they know you hate them, and they feel your loneliness.
Who would want to be with that. Try practicing, and even if you are suave or a neck beard. Nothing would beat trying to stop being angry with those that are afraid of you, and instead help them relax.
I have 145 and I work at a grocer, to help my family. You think that is not boring, or unpleasant? Stop being a nigger, relate! You could if you were honest.
>>77888975
People treat me as if I were Jesus his holy self.
Masses worship the ground I walk on.
All variables considered I still require oxytocin.
I've yet to manufacture or extract a source that works the same as physical contact, sex, or mingling with savages.
>>77883313
I hope you enjoy your quest for heroics. I will love my family and be well. I wish you wealth and tenacity on your journey to Shepard us and make America great again.
>>77880830
>what to do?
don't shill for hillary
>>77885650
good luck my friend. Make Brazil great again.
>tfw 103 IQ
Just kill me
I just clicked random shit and finished in 10 seconds.
Got a 104.
BS test
>>77889645
that's like shitskin retarded
>>77889460
sounds like schizo to me
>>77880830
Clicked every answer as fast as possible without even looking. Got 112 friend got 114.
>Share on Facebook!
You know it isn't anything serious just because of that
>>77882261
>Mexican intellectuals
this test is too easy
i got all right without much strain
134 is the max score you can get
>>77880830
Reminder that only Mensa and WAIS are official IQ tests.
>>77880830
This shit is retarded, it's hard not to get >130 if you don't have downs.
>>77890036
At least I equaled your score on this bullshit test.
>>77880830
You will come to know that true intellect is in being aware you know nothing.
>share on facebook, twitter, ect!
That's how you know it's somehow even more shit than you average online IQ test.
Did I do good guys?
I just clicked randomly and got 126
147 ( actual iq test not an online scam to get you to buy a product) 33 act engineer master race checking in ask me anything
>>77880830
>https://memorado.com/iqtest
This is absolute bullshit.
> I got 130
This is the easiest shit that I have ever taken.
>>77894236
Anybody getting less than 130 is confirmed a nigger-shit-skin.
>>77894973
Is there a legit test that I can take online? Just took the one OP linked and got 130 without even hardly trying.
>>77884940
literally described my life to a T
>>77882901
>Come to think of it, the test it an advertisement for a "brain training" website so it's probably weighted to give results in the 110-130 range so people think "hey, I'm smart but I have some room to improve" and then buy their product.
>and then buy their product.
Moshe to Tel Aviv! Moshe to Tel Aviv! The goyim are learning!
This shit is bullshit. I wouldn't put myself over 110 I'm autistic as shit
>>77882261
Canada shitposter
>>77880830
Sites fake
It takes a base score of 100 then adds based on what is assumed right
>>77894109
>>77887741
Hey guys wanna be friends?
>>77895875
I got the same score. I have taken other tests that were more legit that put me around 116.
>>77880830
>only has 18 questions
real iq tests have several hundreds... If you think this is an actual representation of your IQ you're retarded
>>77896540
Maybe that is the true IQ test here anon
122, the number questions always stump me
Anyone who thinks answering about 20 questions can determine your IQ is retarded.
Simple pattern recognition
Simple verbal reasoning
This is a feel good site i think
>>77896809
pattern recognition is always on iq tests, which is why i think they're all bs. Only people with fucking autism can notice that many patterns.
>>77887953
that's because your social skill intelligence is near zero
>>77896939
I took an IQ test at school a while ago and it was measured at 126 but I always do shit on online ones. The school one felt a lot more serious though so there's that; my laziness has crept into my head.
>>77897492
idk whenever i took those "iq" tests, which btw if you were in special ed they didn't call them that, I always failed them. One year I decided to not take it (graduation year) they still graduated me. So The tests are bullshit.
>>77896939
Pattern recognition is the very basis of IQ. After all "Only a madman keeps doing the same thing, each time expecting a different outcome". Madmen do not think straight.
>>77897647
yup, but i think they finally realize who the real geniuses are, which is why schools are more lenient these days.
140 IQ just means you're the smartest retard in the world. Only 160+ can actually make any difference.
>>77897626
I've had a deep-seated inferiority complex and insecurity problems since birth so I tend to shut down on timed tests, so I hate IQ tests for that reason. I don't mean to sound like a special snowflake tumblr fag but the anxiety is obtrusive. I make my best observations when I'm not trying to prove anything. Either one day I'll "unlock" and be a BIG BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY SOARING THROUGH THE WIND or I'm condemned to this life of insecurity and unprompted unease.
>>77897912
i think everyone is like that, just people with autism don't notice and they see the pattern instantly so they don't notice how quick they do the tests, as compared to the rest of the world that feel like if they take to long they're dumb.
>>77880830
Go do a real iq test at mensa you fuck.
>>77881074
T. Moron
The average IQ of a /pol/ user is 105, among the lowest according to a study of 4chan users.
Also who the fuck would even bother spend their time taking an online IQ test?
>>77880830
i just took it and i dont think it's accurate.. Even though the questions are in fact questions that could be in a real IQ-Test, there's way less than in a real one.
Also, i dont think i'm really that smart
>>77880830
>verbal IQ
JUST WOMAN MY IQ TEST UP
>>77898714
Hahahaha are you retarded one more retarded german. They are using words. Do a fucking mensa you dumb cuck.
I got 132 on my first try and then tried answering every single one wrong to what I would score and ended up getting a 102. Seems legit.
>>77880830
This fake test gives you 100 if you fail literally all answers, so receiving less than maximum proves that you're a subhuman indeed.
>>77881961
nice bait
sage
>>77880830
Stupidly easy, not reliable in any way.
>tfw basically retarded
>>77899851
I think they just give you 130 no matter what
There is no way my IQ is 130 because I feel like a dumb fuck half the time
>>77899851
>>77899927
Yeah I went back and answered almost all the questions wrong and they still give you 102 which really isn't terrible
test is broken as fuck just dont do it
>>77900066
Did you answer all the questions wrong?
i got 98, what now.
Just leaving this here :^)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4yXW-JWbSE
130 and i know exactly what i fucked up.
Those last two weird ass which 1 doesn't belong questions.
>>77900066
An online Iq test that isn't accurate? Stop the fucking presses.
