I believe these are called constitutions? Anyway, post em. I'm dumping, but please contribute.
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>>77869099
G A T O R S
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Bonus points if it's a comparison like pic related
>>77868957
People actually say shopping cart instead of buggy?
>>77872863
Never met a Canadian who used the word buggy when referring to a shopping cart. Bet you get your milk in bags too huh?
Requesting Georgia. Specifically the one with 50 airplanes in the background.
>>77873213
You Albertans really need to just fuck off already, you're becoming even worse than Quebec.
>>77869267
>Mizzou
Lmao
>>77873531
You east-coasters are fucking maple niggers.
>>77873890
Ontario is nowhere near the east coast
>>77874029
>>77874236
Thanks, I didn't have that one yet
>>77868877
Indiana the great corn state
Home of the Indianapolis 500
>>77874249
Newfies aren't Canadians they only joined this country in the 40's
The real Canadians are Ontario, we existed since day one before any western province did and we kicked Americas ass all you western Cucks so is suck their nuts, just fuck off and leave already
>>77874483
>Muh abc stores
Virginia Beach/Norfolk resident here. Fuck NOVA.
anyone have a nebraska?
>>77874437
> all you western Cucks so is suck their nuts
great engrish Ontario.
You are the worst part of Canada and you know it. You are an embarrassment.
>>77870985
I'm an hour north of the city so not even close to that level of upstate and it's shocking how much more we have in common with the left side.
NYC truly is a cancer
>>77874668
Woooow I mistyped one word, sue me.
Milk in a bag is way tastier than some big ass plastic jug and those chinkys are from out west, Toronto is just a containment zone and doesn't even want to be a part of Canada so they can fuck off with you.
>>77874582
>>77874483
NOVA resident here. Fuck NOVA.
>>77874582
>Norfolk
>better than NOVA
I bet you go to CNU or ODU, don't you you little faggot
>>77874933
Are you that faggot from loudon
>>77874483
as a Norfolk/Virginia Beach resident, sounds about right.
>>77874582
Virginia Beach/Norfolk resident here. Fuck Norfolk.
>>77875011
...w-which one?
>>77875135
That means yes
>>77875213
There was one other guy from loudoun on last night in the trump gen, so I just want to be sure you haven't gotten me confused.
>>77875297
Nah I just know there's some dude from loudon who posts here, the only other person I know from NOVA who goes on /pol/. This place blows
T. Woodbridge
>every state
>muh guns
>>77874971
ODU with the nigs not as bad as NSU though. Come at Big Blue NOVA fag. Also I live in VB just go to school in Norfolk.
>>77875363
yeah, thats probably me then
>>77874306
Damn, born and raised PA degenerate now living in DC, I miss the home country.
Based arizona coming through
>>77875363
Aren't most of y'all rich as fuck?
>>77875588
yeah, but we have to deal with cancerous beltway politics
>>77874668
>File name
>Not "vancouver"
>>77874971
>>77875131
what is Norfolk like?
>>77869065
>Adam Lanza
>>77875131
Aye VB Norfolk bro whats up. What high school did you attend? College?
Landstown to ODU here.
>>77875731
Mostly niggers and Navybros
>>77874349
superior version
>>77875578
>>77875684
Trade offs man. I know a girl who's from Loudoun. They're rich as shit.
Keking at the Leafs sperging at each other.
>>77875378
WA fag here. Love you Oregon bro. Love the Oregon Coast. Fucking great.
Is Portland as bad as Seattle with all of it's degenerate fucking faggots? Are your gun laws as good as Washington's?
>>77873683
>>77874306
>Sheetz better than WaWa
>>77875481
this is a meme from /k/, the weapons board
>>77875481
libcuck
>>77876342
he does raise a good point.
there isn't a single state where you can't get a gun
states should only brag about their guns if they have great guns laws, ones that aren't very restrictive
>>77876081
true
>>77875962
>mentioning that you attended ODU
Aren't you ashamed to do that?
>>77874933
>>77874582
>>77874483
NOVA is the lifeblood of Virginia. We raise the state's wealth and average IQ to levels the hicks had only dreamed of before. If it wasn't for NOVA, you hillbillies would be at West Virginia levels
Anyone got a Wisconsin constitution?
Is there a Montana one?
>>77876583
Oh go fuck yourself, it is thanks to people that act exactly like you that make this place shit.
>>77876636
MUH CHEESE
MUH FUDGE PUCKERS
MUH SNOW
MUH THAT 70S SHOW
>>77876583
I'm kind of ashamed then again its actually a pretty good school. Its engineering programs are great and its Navy ROTC program is 2nd or 3rd best in the country. I am apart of it is why I mention that.
Also Virginia Beach has a great education system one of the best. Its the western part of the state that drags us down.
Make one for based New Hampshire.
>>77874306
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>>77876733
Correct
>>77872863
All along the southeast, its just buggy.
Never heard anyone say shopping cart aside from the TV.
>>77876648
I second this, seems like the best state desu
>>77875011
>>77875135
>>77875213
>>77875297
>>77875363
>>77875588
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>>77875684
>>77876081
There's a fag from Loudoun that has the extra flags plugin that posts here that's an unabashed redditor/newfag.
>>77876163
this picture looks greasy.
Reminds me of Georgia.
>>77877015
I have the flags and haven't seen him yet so we are reddit fag free at the moment
>>77877015
>extra flags plugin
link us to it?
>>77872863
A FUCKING LEAF dares to insult the Appalachian mothertongue.
Go choke on Trudeau's balls, asshole.
>>77877439
I accidentally drove into NC on my way to C2 shooting center. The roads turned to shit the minute I crossed the state line.
>>77877563
When I left SC and entered Georgia, the roads turned from one lane for each side, into 4 lanes for each side.
Its a Carolina thing.
>>77877563
They weren't always like that. Back in 90's we had much better roads. Politician nowadays have been dipping into that fund for other things.
>>77877711
I feel you. All our highway funds go to NOVA. It leaves the southside roads in shit condition half the time.
>>77877808
Fucking gubment man.
Any body have a texas one?
>>77869027
>>77875378
I can't find the Washington one.
>>77876733
>>77876868
>muh brandy
>muh beer
>muh alcoholism
>muh bubblers
>muh bratwurst
I love living here so much.
>>77875588
>>77876081
Woodbridge is nowhere near loudon tier
>TFW gf is from loudon
>Tfw all her guy friends are rich pretty boys
Fucking obnoxious twats
>>77876756
>>77876583
ayy VB here. Grad from kemp. future navy :^)
fuck norfolk and their smelly brown people
>>77878083
Just fight the rich boys and slay your gfs pussy as she basks in your manhood. They're probably pussies but you might get sued by their rich lawyer friends.
Someone redo Iowa.
I've got shit to do but I love memes and my state and the old one is cancer.
>>77876081
Ever been to Mclean? Rich as FUCK, everyone's in a mansion.
>>77878165
I dated a girl from Kempsville high school 5 years ago. I live in that area now. Did you just graduate? Are you enlisting? I'm at ODU doing NROTC.
>>77878261
Kek, she that's exactly why she likes me so much, she's grown up her whole life around nu-males and they're all beta as fuck
But still, we all know how weak women can be for fancy cars and lots of money
>>77878344
Never been. We have rich folk here they all live in Pungo or Sandbridge. Nice ass beach houses or big country mansions.
>>77878023
uh, the first one IS the Washington one? Notice how all the sports teams are from WA?
>>77878349
Expelled, graduated online. Bullshit reasons. Did 2 semesters in TCC, getting bored of that shit. and yeah enlisting. Looking at nuke school, pays good but i heard shits suicide worthy. If not nuke, crypto or intelligence specialist. And no shit, I live near fairfield
>>77878429
Older girls are more inclined to go after the wealthy guys. Be a good man to her and you'll be fine. Fuck those rich pricks.
>>77868877
test post
>>77878478
With a Cascadia flag.
>>77878542
I lied I'd be zoned for Princess Anne high. I live near Town Center right off the highway. But Kempsville is very close to me. The money you'll make as a nuke will be worth it. Submarines have the best food and their mission is insanely cool IMO.
>>77877997
Here. I had to look through one of 4chan's archives for it.
>>77868877
Thanks! I had never seen an Indiana one before.
>>77878542
Dude we probably live within 5-10 minutes of each other. I've never met someone on here that close.
>>77878725
thanks anon
t. dentonfag
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>>77876995
>>77876648
Best one I could find.
>>77874582
>>77874933
no fuck u
>>77878882
Also, is there a better Indiana one?
>>77868877
Someone please post NJ
;_;7
>>77878724
Damn. Ive been told Nukes can pay for houses in cash at the end of their career. up to 6 figure tax free bonuses every enlistment. Still gotta get some shit together tho. You see that LGBT pride bullshit in Norfolk a few days ago :^).
>>77868877
>someone finally made an indiana one
a-are we relevant now?
>>77879223
Got you fampai
>>77879230
I did. Scott Taylor was there. I voted for him now he's doing pride fest shit. I just hope he didn't acknowledge the mentally ill "transgender" people.
Arkansas??
Anyone still have the Minnesota one? I made it a couple years ago and lost it.
>>77878991
>not mentioning montana's greatest asset
>>77879295
Hey, fellow Hoosierbro.
Ours should include >muh highways and >fuck Illinois.
Maybe >fuck NASCAR
>>77879323
>this is alarmingly accurate
Any Rhode Island one, or are we too insignificant?
>>77879410
VA is fucked. Shit is fucking corrupted. Every day i shed a tear knowing that we are becoming more and more blue.
>>77879230
DON'T fall for the nuke meme. Work cone.
>>77878991
Montana is incredibly based, I visit my great uncle there every now and then and I spent a summer working there when I was 17.
>>77878061
You fuckers need to learn how to drive and stop poring into Texas you assholes.
>>77879564
I talked to a few nukes and they literally want to fucking die. Constant tests and work, shits rough but they pay you good to stay.
>>77879486
>Ours should include >muh highways and >fuck Illinois.
it should include ">fuck Illinois" twice
>>77868877
My shot at improving it.
Tenderloin, Eli Lilly, and Nascar. Just three of the great contributions of my people.
>>77879554
We are slowly becoming a leftist shit hole. I might have to move out to the mountains to escape the liberals. At least the military in this area keeps us slightly balanced. McAuliffe is a cuck and he's going to ruin this state.
>>77878725
Thank you anon
Burlesonfag reporting.
OC here. Iowabros represent!
>>77879718
If I saw that cunt in my crosshairs I would take him out. Isn't he currently under investigation for donation bullshit. And I like how he gave like 200,000 felons the right to vote right before election day. Screw that cunt
>>77879486
Also, >fuck Gary, >muh pharmaceuticals, our flag, and a background of a highway.
>>77879949
He's a Hill Shill. Also that shit about cancelling reciprocity agreements with handguns.
>>77879927
Hey Iowa. You better keep the niggers out. The Waffen SS lives right next to you.
http://berndlauert1418.imgur.com/all/?#3
>>77880098
A little part of me is going to die when I see VA side with shillary during the GE.
>tfw no Wisconsin and on mobile so can't make one
>>77880175
Norfolk and those NOVA faggots are going to seal the deal for Hillary
>>77879695
While I live here, I don't really know a lot about racing. Isn't NASCAR separate from Indycar? Like a competing thing?
And he should wear a Lilly T shirt and a Pacer's hat.
>>77878959
kek
>>77880109
We don't like them any here, believe me. A few chicago refugees have moved into Dubuque, Waterloo, and Cedar Crapids, but the small towns are quite nice. They really haven't shown any interest in venturing west, at this point.
>>77879528
>>77879554
>>77879718
Glad to know more VAbros on here, we're definitely fucked tho.
>>77880280
Live in NOVA and I'm so pissed about this. If only we could take the loss and join DC, although VA needs us as it's cash cow. Dammit VA your killing yourself
>>77880361
Dubuque is experiencing white flight after only 1% negro increase.
You better get to work.
>blackshirts
>a member of a fascist organization, in particular.
>(in Italy) a member of a paramilitary group founded by Mussolini.
>(in Nazi Germany) a member of the SS.
>Origin of hawkish: resembling a hawk, as in appearance or behavior. 2. advocating war or a belligerently threatening diplomatic policy.
>>77880466
T-thanks
>>77880280
>Chinese and Niggers choosing communism.
Well, color me surprised!
>>77880537
VB votes blue in the general too. It makes me sad that this is the state of affairs the Commonwealth is in.
>>77880674
Kek
>>77875363
Eyyy, Eastern Loudoun reporting
>look how unique my shitty state is
I always hated these.
any MA one?
>>77880625
It's true, man. This is from Waterloo. I wish I could say I was shocked.
>>77880807
>>77880767
Virginia Bros are out in full force tonight. Its nice to see.
>>77868957
>Get enslaved by coal industry
>Still support it over a century later
Fucking WV. No wonder they're locked in eternal poverty and sister-fuckage. Their Stockholm Syndrome makes Sweden look nationalist by comparison.
>>77880947
Carefully inspect the images and distribute them to the locals.
http://berndlauert1418.imgur.com/all/
>>77879295
>>77879486
My niggas
>>77879695
Don't forget sawed off shotguns
>>77880314
Yeah NASCAR is with stock cars, Indy car is with formula 1 or something like that.
Anyone with better than MSP skills wanna give this a retry? How do the other Indianafags feel?
>>77880767
>Loudoun
Hey, that's the name of the Scottish town my family hails from, according to Ancestry websites.
>>77882035
Forgot it.
>>77879927
Crapids here
>tfw the hotter the weather, the more BLACKED
>>77868877
>worlds largest redguard reservation
>Gary IN
Spot on mate
>>77876163
>Forgetting roll tide
>Forgetting "fuck Auburn"
>Sweet tea
>4 churches in a town of 100
>>77882259
Hey Iowa, you better read up.
>>77880109
>>77880625
>>77881556
>>77879295
i wish ;-;
>>77879199
no ;-;
>>77874392
but it's mostly corn
>>77878991
Seems like someone from out of state made it
>>77883282
why do people hate on anth these days? He's still pretty damn funny.
>>77883190
We're totally relevant!
We have the 12th most populous city in the country!
We have cool races, lots of highways, lots of corn, okay cities, Lilly, and tons more!
How about this? Needs a better editor, though.
>>77882136
>>77882136
where are the neverending seas of corn?
other than that this is bretty good
>>77883497
They surround the highways.
If someone redoes it, he can choose a picture with corn behind the roads.
>>77883489
So I'm guessing we're just pretending Gary doesn't exist. This is fine tbqh.
>tfw live in Indiana
>tfw nobody in Indiana cares about Indiana
it's just like living in a secret space that is good because you can do whatever you want but it's not super luxurious
>>77883655
Gary is practically part of Chicago.
If I had more space on the paper, I would have added >Fuck Gary
>>77868877
Fuck your couch nigger.
>>77872863
Here in new england we call them carriages.
>>77883489
>12th most populous city in the country!
that's extremely misleading because that's what is technically Indianapolis, and not the metro area
metro area is what everybody goes by when they talk about the size of a city, and by that figure Indianapolis is very small
>>77874236
I was hoping for this one.
>>77876771
Where at in NH are you?
I moved up here from Georgia a couple months ago.
>>77877439
This should really say tobacco, virginias says tobacco but we produce much more tobacco then them. Also a pack of camels since virginias has marlboros.
I would make a Georgia one if I could into Photoshop
>Coke
>Peaches
>Stone Mountain
>Movies being filmed
>Atlanta
>Niggers slurring incomprehensibly
>All soft drinks are "A Coke"
>Lil B blessing the Hawks
>>77876771
Good?
>>77878344
Kentuckian moved to Texas here.
>Mingua beef jerky
>Ale8One
>Makers
>Wildcats
>That fucking Friends of Coal bumper sticker
Whoever made this is definitely from Kentucky.
Interesting anecdotes about the Ale8One company:
1.) Both Pepsi and Coca-Cola have tried to buy them out, but they refused to be sold and have wanted to remain a "Kentucky Tradition".
2.) During the second Gulf War, they found out a bunch of National Guardsmen in KY got turned into regular army to go over and serve some tours to relieve regular active duty soldiers. They sent every KY guardsman a care package of a 6-Pack of Ale8s. My friend gave one to some Afghani royal he was training with. The guy thought it was fucking ambrosia and wanted to figure out a way to get a plant to move to Afghanistan.
>>77876771
Is this accurate?
>>77869027
Was just in Seattle today
Blindly posting Michigan, does anyone have a UP LP comparison?
>>77885551
>UP
RIGHTFUL WISCONSIN CLAY MICHIGAN OUT
Is this an /int/ meme
>>77885632
Lol
No
>>77874349
tucson is great fuck you
source: in chicongo this summer, miss az badly.
>>77875578
almost no blacks, miss it so bad. i hate chicago, everyone is liberal, extremely "diverse"
>>77881507
>hating on Good Virginia
m8
>>77880314
I was not aware of this rivalry. shit.
