Uncucked Minnesotan here.
Trips decides.
Nothing that will get me arrested.
No 1488, let's not hurt the Trump's chances.
Will video obviously.
You're a faggot and won't do anything
>>77864697
don't do anything
>>77864785
why wouldn't I?
>>77864943
Why not?
Go in and order a coffee
>>77864697
Yell praise be to kek
>>77865068
Re roll, do it with a Roman salute
>>77865113
Rerollerino
go in with a nigger and jack it off.
>>77864697
do about what?
i have no idea what you are talking about
rollin for sharpie in pooper, though. for old times' sake
>>77865141
Kek pls
>>77864697
don't use a gun, use a uhaul
tell a stranger that you are a spider person
>>77864697
walk around with a sign that says I hate niggers.
Rollin' for 2's
Hold a sermon for Kek to be praised. Also get the gayest coffee on the menu.
Walk in and yell POO POO PEE PEE NOW MUMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME three times then run away
>>77865282
Restroll
If it's a coffee place where they call your name, tell them your name is "Adolph".
If it's not, just grab someone's ass and run like hell.
Trips get.
Go in, burn a flag, insult veterans, and claim it was to fight trump
>>77864697
Go in blackface talking about pro-Hillary stuff.
Plays the jews game, false-flag.
>>77864697
GO ASK OUT THAT CHICK IN THE SHORTS. WE NEED AS MANY WHITE CHILDREN AS POSSIBLE.
This thread will 404 before 1488....the numbers aren't random.
>>77865309
reroll nigger nigger nigger
>>77864697
Get the phone number of the girl in jean shorts in your picture.
Call up your mom and tell her she is a cunt.
>>77865251
THIS
>>77865507
REROLL
Praise kek.
In sunbro style.
I don't know but something, man. Make something good and record it. Go in and talk about Trump or something, then deliver the goods.
>>77865427
Do you know where you are?
Do you know anything? ?
You should probably go away.
>>77865444
DO IT YOU BETA FAGGOT
>>77865444
Welp, we have it then.
>>77865541
>>77865507
FUCK, AGAIN
Order like 10 coffees (for your coworkers) and after they make them say you're a Trump supporter and you're going to starbucks and dip out.
Build a wall with cups then tell them you want that many coffees and you want a Mexican to pay for it
Take a massive shit in their bathroom and don't flush.
>>77865444
Trips get
>>77865444
FUG I DID IT
Bonus points if you tell her that the internet told you to do it.
>>77865309
>Walk in and yell POO POO PEE PEE NOW MUMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME three times then run away
rawling
>>77864697
Scream: GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW for 5 minutes straight.
MAGA hat
When they ask for your name, tell them "Adolf"
take a picture of your face and post it here
>>77865599
Double dubs. You wasted this. Faggot
>>77865444
Fuck you. This is dumb. Don't do it OP
>>77865444
nice do this
>>77865444
thiq
>>77865444
> /pol/ creates a stable marriage that will produce offspring for the glory of the white race
>>77865666
Da fug, do they cancel each other out. Shit thread
>>77865666
WHAT THE FUCK
>>77865444
>>77865666
kek, confirmed
DO IT OP
>>77865666
I got trips. Do mine instead
>>77865579
Shit all over the bathroom. Take pics and post on yelp, fb, etc saying this is what the bathroom was like when you got there.
>>77864697
Go in and ask for the blackest coffee they have. Keep dropping hints that you like everything black. That all your friends are as black as they come. That black is the best, and the world would be a better place if everyone was black.
If they ask why say that blacks are the best because they were Egyptians and they built such amazing pyramids.
And OP bailed
>>77865444
KEK has spoken
>>77865771
This desu, may my quints light the flame of justice in OPs wicked heart
>>77865776
DAMNIT. SO FUCKING CLOSE :*(
>>77864697
>>77865444 this is dumb
disperse flyers around area (parked cars, etc.) claiming free 16oz coffee or whatever when mention code: TRUMP2016
>>77865444
>>77865666
cmon OP
Stab every patron to death
>>77865666
Kek <---
Kek
Kek
>>77865723
its more likely that we single highhandedly alter the outcome of a major political party's primary...wait
Wear MAGA hat
Open carry an AR
Walk into their store
Order something
Leave
>>77864697
Walk in and say make America great again using a megaphone And Record It KEKS wills it
OP is a faggot and won't do it, just like I said in my first post
>>77864697
walk in and stare at the menu while standing right behind the counter, do not respond to anyone and keep a straight face. Continue for at least 15 minutes. When you feel they have accepted you as the background of the store, you will fall over dramatically, pretend you are hurt, get up and leave.
>>77864697
spraypaint on the wall 8841
>>77864697
Walk into that coffee shop shouting allahu ackbar
>>77865998
1 off
Run in, yell 'Trump 2016', post reactions by staff. Wait until kicked out by cucks.
Bring laxatives
Order something
Go into bathroom
Shit all over stall
leave
>>77865931
Rollin once
>>77864697
find a nearest illegal mexican and interview him about what he thinks of Trump
>>77865444
OP here.
We have a WINRAR but i took this pic a few hours ago, so she's long gone.
someone is going to have to trip again with something i can actually do
FYI, that girl was bangable but not worth getting her number 6/10 at best
ok I'll play. Sharpie "Trump 2016" in bathroom. Gah op is a fag and won't do it anyways
Walk into that coffee shop.
Buy coffee.
Pay.
Walk out like a madman.
>>77864697
>Trips decides
Spread the word of KeK.
Do a surveillance man recording
Look around until you find someone in a wheelchair or is otherwise crippled.
Ask them for a dance.
I get the feeling most people ITT don't even know why this coffee is politically relevant
Wear burqa
Bring suspicious looking bag
Order something
Set bag down
Leave without it
go into the shop
say Muslims have killed hundreds of millions in the name of Islam
leave
Visit Dearbornistan while on shrooms.
>>77866333
WINRAR
>>77866316
They banned Troomp supporters.
>>77866333
THIS YES
>>77866363
Pussy. Shit everywhere like I told you.
wear a jihad costume and throw a backback in the shop and yell allahu akbar
>>77866333
Oh shit
>>77866333
Great fucking scott
>>77866184
get a barristas number, or order a coffee with the name hugh jassole
>>77864697
Download pic of nigglet.
Go inside and ask if they seen your wife's son.
Stop bashing op, those trips cancel each other
invite someone to your "puzzle basement"
>>77865113
I'll roll for this
>>77866422
im not OP you retarded fruit
Go in wearing a Trump hat. When they ask you to leave, do so. Come back later with a lawyer saying that you are sung them for discrimination.
>>77865828
i'm right here faggot
>>77866333
WINRAR WINRAR WHITEMAN MARCHING ON EDITION
>>77866333
THAT'S TWICE OP, IT MUST BE DONE!!
>>77866486
Didn't bother to check but fuck him he needs to do my suggestion it's the best in here.
>>77864697
Order a coffee then reveal that you're a Trump supporter.
>>77866184
Upper tank a toilet
>>77866526
Then get to work
>>77866333
ask someone if they have any scrotum cream
FIND JIM
>>77866526
then do it faggot
>>77866184
Faggot.
I'm the one who got the get.
Go get the mumber of the most attractive woman you see inside.
If I get quints, go throughout town and steal a girl from a liberal-looking cuck.
>>77864697
Even from across the street, that ass looks phat.
>>77866333
>>77865444
>>77866555
>>77865666
What the fuck is up with trips in this thread?
sieg hiel
>>77866647
One reroll :^)
>>77864697
Easy. Just go in. Order a coffee. Pay. Receive coffee. As you walk out pull out your MAGA hat, and leave. Don't say anything.
SHIT EVERYTHING UP IN BATHROOM. OR FUCK OFF
>>77866184
go in and look uncertain, and when they ask you for your order, tell them you want something but you're unsure, because of all these strange reviews. Strike up a conversation about it, get them to admit they aren't serving trump supporters. once done, say never mind, pull up your phone and write a review right in front of them with a smile. You know they're mashing f5.
>>77865507
I dont get it
start a BLM protest in the middle of the road.
Take a shit in the bathroom then smear it all over the walls
>>77864697
Next nigger you see, give him a kiss on the cheek.
>>77866333
>>77866555
Double trips commands it. I expect OP to get arrested to be honest family.
>>77866333
>>77866555
you heard it, OP
>>77866333
>Nothing that will get me arrested.
>>77866736
reroll
>>77866870
This you faggot OP
>>77866333
>>77866555
holy shit, kek wills it
OP here.
you realize it's summer in MN and like 90 degrees and humid as fuck
i'm a white guy wearing a burka, doesn't make sense
counsel me anons.
wat do?
>>77866513
Reroll.
>>77866184
walk in wearing blackface
>>77866964
Kek
>>77866984
Get your gf to do it then
>>77866984
you're a fucking beta
>>77866984
Just wear a t shirt around your head like a nigget
>>77866984
get the one with a veil across eyes
or go blackface
>>77866829
it's from the 90s, think timothy mcveigh
>>77866984
SHIT EVERYTHING UP OR FUCK OFFFFFF
>>77866984
>i'm a white guy
FUCKING
>>77866984
Just order a coffee with a MAGA hat on cunt
>>77867105
>Op pusses out and doesn't do anything
>>77866984
its probably closed by now you nigger. just fucking do something fuck
>>77864697
Accuse the owner of being part of the bourgeoisie and a nazi and shill for Hillary calling for mandatory castration of business owning white males.
Take off your top as a form of protest hold a vigil outside.
>>77866904
I did say nothing that will get me arrested
this may nullify trips
go into the shop
pull your pants down
spin in circles while pissing
leave
>>77864697
Order a bunch of coffee and our it all over the employees
>>77867029
Walk in with black face
With a chicken drumstick in one hand
And a watermelon slice in the other
>>77866984
Wear a muslim male headgear,walk in,leave big bag on seat.As you walk out shout allahu ackbar
>>77867291
Reroll
>>77867332
Off by fucking 1
>order coffee
>say we'll make america great again
>walk out
>do it again tomorrow
>>77866984
Op confirmed faggot
>walk in
>find middle aged white dude
>angrily and loudly accuse him of being a racist Trump supporter and call him a retard for not supporting Shillary
>optionally throw stuff around and/or some light assault. Nothing arrest-worthy.
>make sure you make a big enough shitshow to get on the news and keep up the act during any interviews with reporters
>>77866984
Walk in with a laptop, order a coffee, sit down to drink it.
Then start BLASTING nasheeds out of your laptop at full volume. When they ask you to stop, call them Islamaphobic.
>>77867291
Roll for this
>>77867414
YES THIS
>>77867223
well then do fucking SOMETHING. video tape it and yell TRUMP 2016 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get a bunch of tennis balls
Drive around urban areas
Yell "nigger!" As you throw the tennis ball out the window
If you miss you have to go pick it up
>>77867414
This is a good idea.
>>77866984
Just fucking do what you were told.
There are white Muslims
See, this a great example of what's been happening to the board..."Trips," gets..all that shit...can't people just keep that to /b/?
I doubt anyone will ever ember me bc I haven't been here in over a month, and, surprise, the shit quality since Trump won the nomination is still here...
Stroll in with a dildo in your mouth
>>77867487
Agreed
ask a stranger if it's normal to look at bigfoot porn
>>77865723
>>77867526
GOTCHA
>>77867414
This. Chuck a falseflag for us ya cunt
>>77867547
Rull
>>77867414
Don't do this. I was in the Chicago riots for the Trump rally. They spun literal Uzi gunfire to be "honest protestors". It won't work.
>>77866736
Reroll again, but shout TRUMP in the street while holding up the coffee afterwords.
>>77866333
what does a suspicious looking bag look like?
>>77867647
Kek
>>77867679
A big bag faggot
>>77867666
devil trips + "don't do this" = DO THIS
>>77867414
rawling
>>77867526
ULTRA RARE
>>77867679
duffel bag
>>77867526
>population: 6,080
>>77866513
Reroll
>>77867679
kek, it was a joke dumbass
don't do it or you'll get arrested
>>77865940
Sauce
OP is ALWAYS a faggot, why play
>>77867526
this place is a fucking cesspool of newfags now
lots of cancer everywhere, just an attempt to make /pol/ irrelevant
>>77867526
legit rare
already have it tho, faggit
also,
>>77867414
reroll
>>77867999
DO IT OP DO IT
>>77864697
walk in with maga hat but also gay pride shirt
see what happens
>>77868058
THIS
Call them homophobes if they don't serve you
>>77867999
TRIPS MUST BE OBEYED
>>77867679
>>77867999
Don't even deliver. These faggots don't deserve it after all these failure trips.
>>77867992
>this place is a fucking cesspool of newfags now
thank you, Malaysia. Curious, are you one of the Malaysians who was here for that habbening there...it was right after a big terrorist attack, and it got big coverage. I actually don't mind Malaysians, you guys were cool and provided decent links.
The fact that people are saying I'm "rare" here prove they haven't been on board more than a month.
Sadly, the only time it's going to go back to "normal" (whatever that is here) is a few months after Trump loses when the SJWs have ceased their gloating.
>>77868256
i thought i was clear about the not getting arrested part
why is every get something retarded that will get me arrested?
>>77866513
Rolling again.
>>77864697
Damn that ass fat at the front door.
>>77868058
THE DUALITY OF MAN
YOU KNOW THE JUNGIAN THING
>>77867999
>reroll
All this time, is there a prize for getting "muh dubs" or "muh trips" where you win money?
between newfags from leddit and underage summerfags from b, this place is not even recognizable.
If you want to do your "muh roll" shit, why not take it to b? Why destroy quality here, and an semblance of good discussion there has ever been?
>>77868455
shout, shout
WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
GAY PRIDE
WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE
BLACK POWER
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
>>77868455
I thought my follow-up of getting some bitch's number was perfectly reasonable.
>>77868666
FAILURE
A
I
L
U
R
E
>>77868702
>and an semblance of good discussion there has ever been?
seemed fun at the time
also, /pol/ has been shit for a long time. If you want discussion, 4x2 chan is much better
>>77868455
>>77868731
Fuck it, I summon quads.
>>77864697
Nice try, Fagg_3.
Why don't you go back to sucking Milo Yulafaggonopolous' AIDS-encrusted cock?
All OP had to do was wear a go-pro and walk in with a MAGA hat.
But OP was a faggot.
>>77868455
>wearing burqa and carrying a duffle bag
>arrested
>cause a scene
>arrested
Then go to the bar, order a drink and pour it on someone's head. Or do your freedumbs prevent you from even doing that?
>>77867417
This
niggers
>>77864697
You should get on your knees and praise Obama for importing all the Somalies to provide that Muslim dick for your women.
Go in and just be that customer that wants all kinds of dumb shit. Keep changing your order, ask for stuff like gluten free water, act like thats real shit. Hold up the line, pay in small change for a big order, ect.
While this is all going on try to find out who their voting for. After wasting like 20 minutes and paying them, tell them you don't tip bernie/hilary supporters.
Just act normal and nothing illegal and you get to piss em off
>>77869109
Would probably be seen as assault.
>>77868702
>This fucking flag
I thought those islands were uninhabited, but for Frenchmen.
Buy a coffee mess up and spill it all over the place slip, fall, then sue.
>>77864697
Rollan.
Order a coffee, then sit down and play a Trump rally on your laptop, film reactions.
>>77864697
You should yell ALLAHU ACKBAH, throw a bag, and run.
Or you should false flag against shillary's crowd.
>>77867526
I love u pirate arg
>>77864697
ask to purchase a fuckton of empty cups
build it up and with a sharpie write
"M A K E
A M E R I C A
G R E A T
A G A I N
>>77865444
Winrar
If OP is going to be such a pussy about it then I'm rolling for him to get a Bernie Sanders tattoo on his left forearm
>Get one of those audio clocks where the ticking is heard very clearly
>Put it into a duffel bag
>Run into the coffee shop, scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and drop the bag
>Run away
>>77867526
RA-
Wait...
Already have you, carry on.
>>77865169
The best way to sharpie the shitter is to write on the toilet paper roll cover so that the only way it can be seen is when you are sitting down.
That strategy mind twists the fuck out of the normal fags.
Dwight?
>>77867526
I'm surprised this remains up. Mods aren't usually terrible about deleting off topic get posts or shit like that unless we're being raided by a concentrated effort of trolls or newfags by chance. I think that sometimes the mods make a judgement call on what should remain up just to let us have some fun. As far as i know, it's not a terribly newsworthy day and this coffee shop thing is relevant to the rampant trump fanboyism here. Not judging, as I'm one of about fourteen Canadians in favour of trump, but i get what you're saying. I actually have found myself missing the pre-exodus NatSoc crowd. We're dealing with he usual quality drop of summer, a near rabid focus on trump, and what i suspect is some form of concentrated effort in trolling with all the occupydemocrat and really makes you think. Although we're cannibalizing ourselves in that way: the left tears itself apart through conflicting dipshit ideas like loving Islam and the lgbtbbq~!p queers, while we tear ourselves apart by trolling each other with threads that the op sniggers at while we end up paranoid thinking its a correct the record invasion. At times we've become nikki sixx after a week of cocaine level paranoid.
Throw molotov cocktails at the gay pride parade
Tell them you're from Alaska and miss being at home. Then show them this pic.
>>77867526
youre the faggot that started that gay ass computer thread or whatever where you revealed you take apple cock up your ass?
>>77867526
No I remember you funny tiny France Island. You are a legend here.
looks like i'm going to just have to get a small coffee wearing my MAGA hat and get it on video.
Find out if they will actually refuse to serve me
>>77873850
way to fucking pussy out of the get but whatever. Deliver on this op its better than nothing
>>77873850
Or even more subtle, just go in and order, when they ask for your name just say "Donald" very slowly and stare at them with this face :^)
>>77873968
but which of the many gets am I pussying out of?
