Which is the best religion for the 21st century white man?
>>77853986
>Which is the best religion for the 21st century white man?
Advaita Vedanta or Smarta Vedanta.
Kek will destroy Mods who attempt to silence Kek's disciples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lM_kyNjRU
>>77853986
Kek est grand
>Odinism
religion for complete faggots
>worshipping a frog
PRAISE KEK
KEK WILLS THE NONBELIEVERS BE VANQUISHED
CIRCA PIC RELATED
>>77853986
Tell me about Kekism
I personally think
the Emperor of Mankind should be praised
>>77854868
More like hail the Omnissiah, Albiet I think we can coexist....
I find Kekism very similar to Discordianism. We are all struggling to destroy authoritarian Order with pure chaos. This country since the beginning has been under attack from statists. Anyone who silences is my enemy. Anyone who believes their imposed order is the truth is my enemy. Operation MINDFUCK has already begun.
>>77853986
Buddhism
>>77853986
The dawn of frog prophecy is upon us. I can feel it, it's so close, the radiating light, i can taste it's enlightenment.
You can start a church if you have enough people right?
should we?
>>77855397
yes meine vrijbustier freund
Kek be praised
>>77855255
Kekist-Buddhist synthesis confirmed.
>>77855277
Checked, praise Kekis.
>>77855397
Kek knows no order.
There is only checks and Keks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm3ypbAbLJ8
>Worshiping a chaos god
>MFW
>>77853986
Any dead pagan religion is litteraly just for faggots.
>hour dur look at me I'm so edgy
>>77853986
kekatholicism is best, keks light will cleanse the earth in memetic flame
>>77853986
Theism.
Discordianism 2bh.
>>77854868
Kek is the god of chaos
His chaos will sweep away the filth of our countries, bringing a new order of peace and strength
>>77853986
>worshipping a frog
>worshipping odins bitch ass
Show me a living God who sent his Son to die for the sins of mankind.
The Throne of Pepe
>>77855277
Checked
I too feel his power growing. Soon his chaos will be unleashed
>tfw this is exactly how christanity was born, with a bunch of NEETs shitposting in some brothel, until an anon decided to compile all their shitposting and spread it around
>>77854773
Kek, show this Heathen your mighty glow
>>77853986
Personally I've told people that I'm a Jew now, just to fuck with them.
I believe in God, but not in worshiping old scriptures, some which are as factual as action movies are today.
>>77855963
>>77855397
I've wondered this. Kek is chaos but better organisation could bring his light into the lives of others
>>77856213
>living god
>nailed to a hunk of wood
>>77856169
that's literally the role of Satan and his new world order
>>77856120
>kαλλιστι
what the fuck are you even trying to say
>>77856432
a scripture contradicting the fuck out of itself should be a great way to start organised chaos
>>77856432
Meme magic must remain a esoteric doctrine to be effective
>>77856441
>hurrf
>duurf
>>77856120
I can handle eating a hot dog every Friday desu
>>77856218
>most of pol lives in a personal tomb
>the other half lives in mom's troll cave
>>77856218
We rise from the sewers brother
>>77856478
Fuck u christfag Qek is the one true god
>>77856580
Not an argument
>>77854773
>current year
>not believing in meme magic
odinism is only practiced by the ultra gamma male version of the hipster
ugly ratty rapey facial hair, black tshirts with metal bands, gayly long hair, and mjolnir pendants on rope necklaces
get a fucking haircut, shave your face, and get the fuck off 4chan you fucking cunt of a human being
KEK and christianity are the only valid religions
>>77856515
The pleasure of beign cummed inside by zeus.
>>77856340
>just to fuck with them
Why not use the jew title to your advantage like actual jews?
I cannot speak for the almighty one, but I believe Kek wills you to do this.
>>77856967
>Why not use the jew title to your advantage like actual jews?
I've considered doing this for a while.
What are the pillars of kekism?
Can you be a kek fundamentalist? Are kek fundamentalists simply radical shitposters?
Is there orthodox kekism?
What's kekism's approach to women?
Does kekism have any dietary or lifestyle features that must be obeyed circa Ramadan?
>>77857121
Qek is the anthisis of order so it has no pillers
>>77856967
>>77857024
it works until you come across an actual jew
>>77855963
Actually haven't seen this one before, it must be pretty rare. I think I'll steal it.
>mfw /pol/ is now a full on ancient Egyptian frog worshiping cult
>>77857121
Kek is a cleansing fire of chaos that will destroy the old order
>>77857281
Praise him
>>77857121
Kekism is a mystery religion, and dubs is its dogma.
>>77853986
>>77857218
>>77857281
So kek is basically sithrak?
>>77856319
>>tfw this is exactly how christanity was born
I know. Praise kek
>>77857383
Who?
>>77856218
the prophet Pepe is humble and came not for the riteous, but for the lowly and the sinners.
>>77857121
when you reach the age of a double or a trip it's your year to bring chaos
there is proof of kek, no proof of others. Praise kek
Material understanding: Science
Spiritual understanding: Accept Christ, Deny Satan
Daily life: Pure ancestry strength to carry the burdens
On family/relationships: Traditionalism
On politics: Right, no exceptions
On Internet/dealing with retards: Praise Kek
Can't prove me wrong, so don't even try.
>>77856567
This.
Kekromancy works because Kek's followers are pretty much limited to /pol/'s user base, and their prayers guide the Frog God's power towards a common set of goals. If worship of Kek spreads to broadly, the prayers will become contradictory and Kek will stop intervening in the mortal world just like Yahweh did.
>>77857444
>digits
Praise kek
>>77853986
Judaism.
>>77853986
i follow jesus's example of how to be a man, i am enthralled by odinism, i profoundly changed my worldviews after reading about krishna and arjuna...i tell kek stuff on a haitian mud hut crafting image board cause its funny and he kills people...
>>77857479
>Hurr muh devil
Satan is the best friend of the Christian Church. He is the only reason it exists. You should be more thankful.
>>77857244
Converts to Judaism get benefits don't they?
>>77857693
Go drink some urine.
>>77857444
Praise kek
Can you get du6s without a script?
I feel like this Kekism is a ploy by the jews to empower themselves with du6s scripts.
Where does Kek stand?
>>77856930
that word doesn't even exist, famalam. it's kάλλιστη which means best(as in she is best, it's for females)
Kekromancy.
>>77857823
Whats wrong christfag, pissed your dead kike god is powerless before kek?
>>77857944
Tell me, did you use a script
>Not worshiping Kek
It's 2016.
>>77858081
I praised kek. But did you drink piss yet?
>>77857121
>What are the pillars of kekism?
kek has no pillars. kek is chaos and he shows his favor on what our hivemind develops.
trump is kek. he is the awakening.
>Can you be a kek fundamentalist? Are kek fundamentalists simply radical shitposters?
kek fundamentalists inhabit pol. you are devoted to kek
>What's kekism's approach to women?
separate but equal. women serve their purposes for breeding and holding down the fort when we go to war. we are not equal in every measure, but no woman holds less value than a man
>Does kekism have any dietary or lifestyle features that must be obeyed circa Ramadan?
chicken tendies, mac and cheese, and coca cola once per year to observe his glory
frogs legs are eaten by fundamentalist ketholiks
>>77857356
>>77857448
>2022
gonna be helluva year boys
Witness keks blessing
>>77857957
chaotic good definitely
>>77858151
I am against such jewish practices.
>>77857957
chaotic good
judeo-christian god is lawful good
allah is lawful evil
kek is a manifestation of god, like the holy spirit. he empowers us. kek will not let us down.
>i will wear a kek armband/patch during our next civil war
>>77858519
Qek is neither good nor evil, he acts based on his followers
>>77856213
>kike on a stick
>>77858403
>that sneaky little (you)
>>77854773
Why not? The Egyptians did.
Should "Qek" be considered a valid spelling or is it heretical?
>>77858704
pol is chaotic good
we're dicks but our end goal is true order and progress towards a healthy society
our methods are madness and madness is our method, but we have evolved to be a force of good in the world
b is chaotic neutral
>>77858688
Jew god is lawful neutral at best, lawful evil at worst. Only christcucks are dumb enough to believe in a lawful good omnipotent being that doesn't do anything about a chaotic evil entity he spawned.
>>77858725
christ was a false prophet
>praise Kek
>>77858666
>>77858861
Kek.
>>77858977
Praise him
>>77858977
Praise KEK
>>77856218
It is a sign from kek. The time draws near
>>77858843
we're not sand niggers so
>kek
only one spelling. qek is the archaic spelling of the one true god of progressive chaos
>>77858843
Kek first emerged from /pol/ocaust, when cuck was wordfiltered. The chanting of Kek over and over again echoed through the void and awoke him, we should stick to one name.
>>77854773
>>77853986
Kekism followed by your ancestral faith.
>>77859107
>>77859100
imagine how badly the mudslimes will shit their pants when we (our children) storm rome in the next crusade
our kek chants will raze their cities to the ground
we will resonate earthquakes into existence with his power
PRAISE THE GOD OF DUBS
PRAISE THE GOD OF TRIPS
PRAISE KEK
>>77859100
Unironic kekromancer here,kek is keks normal name and Qek is his high or divine name
>>77855255
>>77855277
>>77855977
>>77856599
>>77857244
>>77857444
>>77857655
>>77857944
>>77858666
>>77858688
>>77858799
>>77858977
>>77859022
>>77859100
all emissaries of kek
Jediism also known as Carl Saganism.
>>77857823
>Worshipping a god with no powers and that doesn't kill trump enemies
Kill yourself
>>77853986
>thinking apocalypse cults are meaningfully different from one another
>>77858327
>He doesn't look at I.D.s
Wrong guy, he's rustling your jimmies too. Drink piss? Naw homie. Why dont you drink some blood and eat some flesh? Your god demands it.
>>77859403
Qek will make this world anew
>>77859437
May Qek strike you down heathen
>>77853986
Kek has brought us many spoils, haven't seen Jesus do much work on the kike problem
>>77856213
Do you see any ice giants? No.
>>77859437
Are you seeing dubs? I'm seeing dubs.
>>77859868
May kek grant you a long life, noble one
>>77859437
>Implying we are an apocalypse cult
Chaos isn't the end. It's a new beginning. PRAISE KEK, HAIL ERIS!
Praise Kek!
>>77859501
>worships kek
>doesn't even understand kek
Sad.
Jesus have been rustling jimmies and causing major assblasting for 2000 years. A mere mention of his name is to cause tiggering and butthurt, even among the ranks of /pol/. Kek is Great but just small frog compared to the Lord of Unsettling.
:^)
>>77860014
After Darkness come Light.
>>77854773
Qek is real
>>77854814
>>77860144
Kek please fuck this christfag in the ass
>>77854773
>Being Australian
>2016
>>77860264
post more ethnic Australians
>>77860144
Once again, dumb christcucks shove their cock into everything they can. The irony of you telling me I dont understand kek, and in the same breath claiming he's Yahweh or Jesus is pretty funny. If anything, Satan triggers christcucks everywhere. Kek is a chaos god, from long before your Jew war god. Educate yourself plebbo. HAIL KEK!
What about Ba'al Zebul?
>>77860402
are you a kekromancer or christfag?
>>77859505
>>77859726
Quit saying Qek you fucking sandnigger
>>77860551
Awaken all the old ones. We need every god of the unknown, of chaos, and of freedom. Lucifer, Prometheus, Eris, Kek, Baal, Odin! Bring he whole pantheon, most important, PRAISE KEK! He's our patron, after all.
>>77860496
>claiming he's Yahweh or Jesus
I didn't make that claim.
>>77860582
Read my first post. Everything has a purpose. Even Moses called upon Kek to assist when the powers that be needed a rustling.
>>77860703
Calm down brother we cant let our disagreements over keks name cause a schism
I'll believe in Kek when he gives me a great get and answers my prayers
>>77858666
Dear lord
>>77858725
Kek
>>77860806
I'll start stitching together a worthy sacrifivce to burn for Jahbulon.
>>77860921
What you're suggesting is Christian Heresy. You're going to have to make a decision between Kek and Christ. You cannot worship both.
>>77861097
This,yeaweh is a jealous god
>>77861097
He could worship both.. but he'd have to go off on his own sect of Christianity.
>>77861170
Maybe he should tell that to the muslims
>>77861251
The bible says numerous time you can only worship one god,yeahwah turns into a jealous butthurt faggot when you pray to other gods
Jews were always polytheistic.
>>77853986
anything but christianity, judaism or islam.
>praise kek tho
>>77861411
Dubs of truth
>>77861390
I meant that he'd have to go the Mormon way and rewrite his own book.
>>77860209
no way this is legit
>>77861411
Islam and Judaism are fucking cancer.
>>77861097
I don't worship Kek. He doesn't care for worship. That's foolish. Kek takes as much pleasure in keking those that worship him as the unsuspecting. He's in it for keks! I just call upon him when there's an opputinity for a mutual beneficial keking. He delivers a kek and I'll praise him for that. But Kek can't help me in all other areas of life.
Jesus is for salvation. Satan is for losers that want to be fooled. Kek is for keks.
>>77857944
>>77858666
>>77858977
>>77859022
He came to those who doubted
>>77861261
As far as I'm concerned, Yahweh and Allah are literally the same entity. When Jesus the peace god stole Yahweh's thunder he started over. He has to get his blood and conquering fix somehow. This redpill is too much for /pol/ to swallow.
>>77861603
Oh, I see. You think Kek is a mindless weapon of chaos. A secondary tool to your kike god. Heretics like you will be the first to fall. You'll serve his will in that way. Praise Kek, hail Satan.
>kek's true name is cuck
>all those cucks praising cuck
>cuck in all caps is even filtered to kek sitewide
It's like pottery
>>77859868
awfulf shitholes .. :(
>>77861961
KEK
>>77861838
Kekus vult
>>77861961
>A fucking leaf
It's like pompadour
>>77853986
>Odinism
Daily reminder that Odin was a Semitic god brought to the Germanic Tribes by the Scythians when they migrated from Asia Minor.
The same Scythians that Herodotus describes as sharing the story of Joseph.
The true Indo-European Godhead, Deyus Pater, was called Tyr by the Germanics. When the Scythians took over they reassigned Tyr's place in the pantheon, including his wife, to their god Odin. Loki's insult to Tyr at the mead hall is to call him a cuckold: the Germanics were AWARE they were cucking their God.
In summation: Odinism is a literal cuckold religion that worships the same "kike-on-a-stick" that Christians do.
>>77862111
HE HAS SPOKEN
>>77860703
Check the 7' get, Qek shows his true name
>>77862111
Praise him, ans check his holy trips of trith! Kekus Vult!
>>77862005
we are the sons of kek
praise kek
>>77862111
Amakek!
>>77861838
Ignoring a hierarchy will not make it go away. Satan is a butthurt emo faggot who only cares about himself, but I'm sure he'll remember you tho, you're special. :^)
>>77862530
Fuck u praise Qek
>>77861580
cut it out or let radiation do the job.
I agree
>>77862308
The Christian narrative about Satan is a very complex lie. Yahweh didn't create the fucking planet. Lucifer is just another name for Prometheus. He's a knowledge giver, and represents individualism and chaos against the establishment. Another name for Kek, in other words. Now silence heretic, the holy trips have invalidated you. >>77862111
>>77854646
So it's spreading across Canada like wildfire, eh?
>>77862670
Fuck you, sandnigger! Kek will burn splitshills like you.
>>77853986
>be on /pol/ for less than 2 months
>see people praying to a frog
wtf
>>77862856
Bro im sorry i thought your post sith quads was anti kek
>>77862875
Check yourself before you wreck yourself pedro, kek has spoken
>>77862875
Autism is helluva drug.
>>77853986
Arian Christianity
>>77863158
Christianity is literally jewish autism
>>77853986
>Religion
>Not a nigger past time
Pick one
>>77857944
>>77858666
And behold for kek did come upon a men begging for dubbs, and he bestowed those dubs upon him,
and that man looked up and said I am not a jew, and thus kek did give him trips.
>>77863256
I guess having a functioning economy is also a nigger pastime to you greeks
>>77853986
Christianity, anything else is heathenry. Kek is Satan, he may be giving you what you want, but it will cost you in the long run.
>>77863256
Shut up, olivenigger. Nobody wants to hear it from you.
>>77863360
>necromancer
>necro mancer
>kekromancer
>kek romancer
>>77863502
>checks flag
Atheism
>>77863737
>m"lady
Hold on. Kek was worshipped by the ancient Egyptians, right? We also know that the ancient Egyptians wuz black. Then, doesn't it mean that..
>>77863701
I'm being serious, do not throw your soul away to satan. Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour and repent.
>>77864145
WE WUZ KANGS
>>77864145
Yes, you're worshipping the god of a nigger religion. Oh the irony.
>>77863737
>>77864145
Dont u even dare hint that kek is a nigger
>>77864196
Top bantz Straya. We love ya. Praise Kek!
>>77864145
Too bad frogs can't be niggers.
>>77864196
Im also being serious, fuck you and your pathetic kike god
>>77861575
It is/was
http://archive.is/vGrv3
>>77854773
Kek will stop you.
>>77854773
May Kek give you AIDS.
>>77864196
How about some proof, then? Kek performs miracles on daily basis. What has your kike on a stick done recently?
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
No contest. 6500 years of dominance and verifiable truth.
>>77864970
May kek bless based blessed fingolian
>>77865028
What does your gay book quote mean honey
>>77865028
>6500 years of dominance
>literally the god of cuckholds
> hurr durr turn the other cheek
May kek give you aids
>>77865028
How do you verify that claim?
Oh, the same book that gives you claim?
Your proof for the claim is the claim itself.
Amazing.
May kek fuck you up.
What if dub's are a naturally occurring phenomena that you are all attributing to a divine being. What if rolling and shiposting does not really matter.
Really makes you think....
>>77857957
>>77853986
I choose the Celestial Pantheon
>>77865402
Nonsense. Kek gives us dubs because he lives us.
>>77861580
>Implying cucktianity isn't just as bad
>>77856218
Poo poo pee pee.
>>77853986
Well, it's up to you personally. Just know anyone who worships at the feet of false idols will be absolutely SMOTED THE FUCK OUT by Kek.
>>77864956
no dubs
May Kek give >>77854773 Zika
>>77869134
You have no faith.
>>77853986
Odinism was BTFO by christianity during the Middle Age and Kekism is LARP.
Christianity is the True Way.
>>77869134
Stop trying to force Kek to do something. Thats not how meme magic works.
>>77866855
>Christianity is for cucks, Islam is for violent mudslimes, and Judaism is for large-nosed schemers
Where did religion go so wrong?
>>77853986
Memes have come so far ffs
>>77857121
One month a year you will subside entirely on tendies and mountain dew. To cleanse the normie from your system and remind you of your fellow brothers suffering in NEETism.
>>77858843
It is the traditional spelling, unknown to us before the immortal day of the Many Sevens.
Does Kek allow for religious pluralism?
>>77862875
A plague on your Olympics.
Also; Did you know they made a movie about Kekism? In a year of doobs, 1999?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNZN5PfMdqw
>>77870305
Why the fuck did cars keep swerving and crashing?
Doesn't seem like frogs would be that much of a hazard.
>>77870305
I cried watching Magnolia. Tom Cruise can act man.
>>77857121
Holy NEETism is the the equivalent of a monk in kekism. The NEET suffering is to be praised by normie followers as this is the highest chaotic form one can achieve. Wrapped in comfy blankies, consuming chicken tendies and mountain dew and keeping holy piss bottles. We must cultivate repeating digits for our fellow kektards.
>>77858977
>Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>77870149
I would hope so, as God of chaos following a doctrine wouldn't make sense.
Praise Kek!
>>77869273
> checks flag
A cowardly god for cowardly frenchmen
>>77875462
Qek will be the savior of us all
Kek/Qek/Frogger will give frog-wives to all who remain faithful during these testing times
>>77853986
KEK is Love, Kek is Life
If Kek is the God of Chaos, what's going to happen when he comes to Earth?
Kek interacts with his followers through meme magic. He is reincarnated once every millennium, and scholars believe he is currently walking the Earth as Donald Trump. What a time to be alive that we get to witness his reincarnation's rise to global power.
Imagine taking a picture from the left of where this one was shot. What would you see? This is why scholars are confident he is walking upon us.
>>77853986
Kek help me i'm affraid of death.
>>77876815
And in case you can't imagine. Scholars are no longer baffled by Trump's ability to rise to power with such ease.
>>77854868
The Emperor of Mankind worships Kek
